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Yeah I Said It

Author : Wanda Sykes
ISBN : 9781416505570
Genre : Humor
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Wanda Sykes reduces people to tears -- tears of laughter. She's done so as a stand-up comic, a sitcom star, and a sports commentator for years now, and in the process she's gained a huge fan base nationwide. Now that she's conquered television, she's applying her genius to her first book, Yeah, I Said It. Here, Wanda presents hilarious and uncensored commentary on sex, family, politics, celebrities, and much more than she could ever say in a sound bite. But then again, she's a genius with a sound bite too. Here's what she says about men and football. "I used to think that football took place in this overbearing male-only environment that bled masculine domination. But the more I attend, the more I realize these football fans could actually be experiencing the straight man's gay pride parade. You see men painting each other's faces in bright colors. You see men proud to wear another man's last name on their shirt. You see some men wear no shirt at all....Hot wieners on every corner as you walk up to the main competition. Men open the back of their trunks for a little tailgating." Here's what she says about women: "Women are taking stripper classes in hopes their men will stop going to strip clubs....You can't compete with those strippers....You gotta have...the stripper mentality. In other words, the ability to lie like a dog for a measly buck. A stripper will tell your man anything for a dollar. 'Oow, I thought you were Brad Pitt.' " An uproarious and irreverent collection from one of today's foremost comedic talents, Yeah, I Said It is Wanda Sykes at her uncensored best. Here, she channels her sharp wit into funny bits on the truth as she sees it from the halls of government in Washington, D.C., to the red carpets and boardrooms of Hollywood. Imbued with her razor-sharp voice, these essays showcase Sykes's sidesplitting candor and her trademark brand of comedy.
Category: Humor

Yeah I Just Said That

Author : Hind Coloring Books for Women
ISBN : 9798614103477
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GRAB ONE FOR YOURSELF OF GIVE AS A GIFT This coloring book is for all sarcastic people out there.It combines a collection of mandalas with a cup of sarcasm.for stress relieving, time killing and fun. Images range in complexity Each Coloring Page is printed on a separate sheet to avoid bleed through
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Analysing Casual Conversation

Author : Suzanne Eggins
ISBN : 1845530462
Genre : Language Arts & Disciplines
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This book develops a systematic model for the analysis and description of casual conversation in English, based on a large body of authentic data.
Category: Language Arts & Disciplines

Why Can T I Be You

Author : Allie Larkin
ISBN : 9781101602843
Genre : Fiction
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Soon to be a major motion picture At one time or another, everyone has wished they could be someone else. Exploring this universal longing, Allie Larkin follows up the success of her debut novel, Stay, with a moving portrait of friendship and identity. When Jenny Shaw hears someone shout “Jessie!” across a hotel lobby, she impulsively answers. All her life, Jenny has toed the line, but something propels her to seize the opportunity to become Jessie Morgan, a woman to whom she bears an uncanny resemblance. Lonely in her own life, Jenny is embraced by Jessie’s warm circle of friends—and finds unexpected romance. But when she delves into Jessie’s past, Jenny discovers a secret that spurs her to take another leap into the unknown.
Category: Fiction

Subjugated Man

Author : A.D. Ford
ISBN : 9781469153667
Genre : Fiction
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Would the world be a better place if women were in charge? Heads of state and world leaders are now women, they have changed the world to be how they want it to be. With women in charge they have stopped the days of mail order brides, now we live in a world of rental husbands. We live in a world where men are secondary, used for whatever women want. Men are trained to be whatever their owner wants them to be: enforcer, worker, bodyguard or personal slave. Sold into slavery when he was a baby, Scott Magentas life is to be seen not heard, to be touched but never loved. His life is filled with death and pain while he is forced to be nothing but a glorified one night stand for the rich and powerful. Slaves are treated like show animals, they make their owner money and if they misbehave they can be punished by their owner. When the whole world doesnt see you as a person how can you be one?
Category: Fiction

Battery Hens

Author : Ray Martin
ISBN : 9781906221591
Genre : Families
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Buddy Lee may only have been twenty in 1963, but he was the underpin in the Lee household. He tries his best to hold everyone and everything together in this pacey comedy drama, especially his gorgeous younger sister Bridget when she takes a shine to a young thug Stacey Griffin.
Category: Families

Live Every Second

Author : Jessica Field
ISBN : 9781479703128
Genre : Fiction
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Why did this have to happen? Karly thought to herself. Karly has just moved away from her Father, with her Mother, to a small town where she meets Bill and Tom. Twins. Just as they come closer the world is taken over by ... A trailed story of Love and Death. Through an adventure, horror and emotional story about a seventeen year old girl and her two best friends; fighting through love, disaster and the Supernatural. What would your last wish be?
Category: Fiction

The Return Of The First Lady

Author : Mz. K.
ISBN : 9781479725038
Genre : Fiction
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The Pittsburgh Diamond NaKira is back this time living in Mexico with her husband AJ, twin sons, daughter and Right hand man Jeezy, she is up to her old tricks and has some new ones up her sleeve. Things have gone well for a little over six years, she became a wonderful wife and mother, then her husbands brother Mikah is released from a thirteen year sentence in jail, Mikah looks just like her husband but with long hair and rougher just how she prefers, she is attracted to him and he definitely wants her, AJ starts to get on her nerves and now shes only worse than you remember and gets herself into so much trouble.
Category: Fiction