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Terrible Dad Jokes

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ISBN : 9798658880877
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This collection of over 600 dad jokes is the perfect gift for any dads who love making their kids laugh (or groan and roll their eyes in despair!) So bad, they're good - These jokes are seriously awful, and that's exactly what makes them awesome. Family friendly - All the jokes are clean and appropriate for kids. They're your prime victims, after all! Ideal alternative to a card - You can write a message inside the cover to personalize the book and make a memorable gift. Great gift idea - Dad joke books make ideal gifts for Father's day, for birthdays, for Valentine's day or as funny Christmas stocking stuffers.
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Awfully Good Dad Jokes

Author : Richard Sanchez
ISBN : 9798647850409
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What's the most dadly force in the universe? Dad jokes. Awfully Good Dad Jokes is filled with brand new dad jokes with the power to make both the reader and listener alike roll their eyes, groan, and then smile in amusement. P.S. You don't have to be a dad to tell dad jokes. "How do you measure Millennials?" "In Instagrams!" We have complied the punniest, top-quality one-liners, and quips we could think of! And the best part is Awfully Good Dad Jokes is: Fun for the whole friendly - Our jokes are safe enough to tell your kids and make them laugh, but still amusing enough to make your friends and get the same effect. So awful, they're good - Dad jokes gained their reputation because they're so bad, they actually end up being amusing and even funny! That's what makes them so good. Spread positivity and lighten the mood in seconds. You'll always have something to say, with plenty of dad joke ammo thanks to this book. This book makes the perfect gift for dads, fur baby dads, and everyone with exquisite taste who enjoys making others smile and spreading good vibes.
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The Great Book Of Dad Jokes

Author : Jim Hogan
ISBN : 1979443556
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The Great Book of Dad Jokes is here, packed with hundreds of bad, corny but funny jokes and puns. In fact, they are so bad, they're good! In this book you can be sure to find hilarious dad jokes like: - What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car? - Carlos! - How many apples grow on a tree? - All of them! - What did one snowman say to the other one? - Do you smell carrots? HAHA, hilarious right? Get your hands on The Great Book of Dad Jokes today and up your joke game, or maybe you know someone this would be a great gift for? It's a great birthday present! Remember, A laugh a day keeps the doctor away!
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Bad Dad Jokes Silly Corny Awesome

Author : Chris Rubin
ISBN : 9798663395083
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Is there any genre of humor more satisfying than a dad joke ? I don't think so. Because dad jokes are not like regular jokes. They're multi-faceted and complex. They're funny because they're corny and awful, and you're not even sure whether to laugh or grimace. But the most important aspect: they come from a dad. The perfect gift for any dad who loves telling jokes and making everyone laugh! A fantastic novelty gift for Fathers day, Birthdays & Christmas. Clean family friendly jokes. So bad, they're good: Seriously, dad jokes are awful. That's what makes them awesome. This dad joke book makes a great gift for the dad who has everything and has heard everything. Or maybe you want to buy it for yourself and come prepared the next time dad wants to have a joke off. Show how much you love and appreciate him by speaking his language.
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500 Dad Jokes Try Not To Laugh At These So Bad They Re Good Jokes

Author : Martin Fix
ISBN : 1076102751
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This book is the perfect gift for dad with jokes so bad, they're good. Just try not to laugh at these over 500 family-friendly dad jokes. Get this great book of dad jokes that are at the same time punny and pretty awful. You could be a perfect pain the neck at the next family get together when you spring these great dad jokes on everyone. But why wait until then? These great one-liners and wordplay jokes are perfect for the dinner table, a long car ride with children, when you need to calendar in a business meeting, make a toast or when you want to impress your kids' friends (Spoiler alert, on the outside they'll act embarrassed, but deep down they love you for it!) Dad jokes are not just for dads either, they are a great way for kids to learn about word meaning, creativity, and clever context. Challenge your family to come up with their own! Lighten up everyone's day with this great book of over 500 dad jokes. Makes the perfect gift for dad's birthday, Father's Day, Christmas, retirement, first-time dads or anyone who needs a good eye roll.
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Dad Jokes For Kids

Author : Jimmy Niro
ISBN : 9781728205274
Genre : Juvenile Nonfiction
File Size : 36.43 MB
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The perfect Father's Day gift to laugh and celebrate together! Turn the bad jokes back on dad with this seriously silly joke book! Dads have been embarrassing their kids for decades with goofy and groan-worthy jokes, and now it's their children's turn! In this hilarious new joke book, kids can out-dad-joke their dads and even learn how to write some of their own. Filled with over 350 silly and jokes about school, sports, animals, and more, Dad Jokes for Kids will have young readers rolling on the floor with laughter! Plus, children can learn to write their own dad jokes with fun activities in the back! This book is perfect for: The whole family—perfect for kids ages 7 to 12, but offers fun for the entire family! Reluctant readers—fun jokes help engage reluctant kids, helping them gain confidence and build reading comprehension and vocabulary Screen-free time—Endless laughs for road trips, vacations, sleepovers, game nights, and more! Gifts—makes a great stocking stuffer, holiday gift, or gift to share with dads for Father's Day Includes jokes like: Q: What did the carrot say to the broccoli? A: Nothing. Vegetables can't talk. You can't play hide-and-seek with mountains. They're always peaking.
Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

101 So Bad They Re Good Irish Dad Jokes Funny Dad Gift Idea Perfect For Saint Patrick S Day Father S Day And Dad Birthday

Author : Elias Hill
ISBN : 1796590142
Genre : Juvenile Nonfiction
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Why did the Irishman get gold teeth?What do you call it when you prank an Irishman on Sunday?Did you hear about the Irishman who fainted on a carousel? Everyone loves a good laugh and there are few funnier lines than the ones you get in a good old-fashioned Irish joke. But when you add really bad Dad humor into the mix, the jokes descend to a whole new level, so much that they become good. In this book, 101 So Bad, They're Good Irish Dad Jokes, you'll laugh yourself silly, impress (or not) your friends and enjoy a rollicking good time that will make everyone Erin go Bragh-ha-ha! So if you ever wondered why the Irish army is so strict about their uniforms or why the Irishman moved his modem into the barn, then get a copy of this hilarious book and find out. Perfect for dipping in and out of whenever you are feeling down or just need a laugh, 101 So Bad, They're Good Irish Dad Jokes, is a book every home should have. Great dad gift idea for Saint Patrick's, birthday, and Christmas!
Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

501 Terribly Good Dad Jokes

Author : Kidsville Books
ISBN : 9798645050993
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**Father's Day Special Edition!** What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business! What do sprinters do before a race? Nothing, they fast. When does a joke become a dad joke? Are you a dad who likes to make terrible jokes? Perhaps you're a kid who has a groanworthy father and you want your revenge, but you need some fuel? Then keep on reading... We know that jokes are some of the best ways to pass time and bond with friends and family, and sometimes the worse the better. Dads are famous for bad jokes, and in this special father's day edition, we've gathered them all in one place! Dad jokes have been around since the dawn of time and continuously bring joy and entertainment to all different types of people around the world to this very day. Sometimes, it can feel like you've heard them all before. The good news is that this special book for punny dads solves that problem for you! In 501 Terribly Good Dad Jokes!, you can expect: 501 of the most exceptionally awful Dad jokes you'll find anywhere Jokes that are easy to read, comprehend and understand 4 different categories of puns, jokes, and silly riddles to make you laugh and groan! Fun and interactive laughs that kids, family - and Dad's especially - will adore Hours of hilarious entertainment for the entire family And a whole lot more... We've made it our #1 priority to find new funny and so-bad-they're-good Dad-inspired jokes to keep you and your family entertained for hours. So, are you ready to see who'll hold the dad joke crown? Then scroll up and click the "Add to Cart" button now!
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Funny You Should Ask

Author : QI Elves
ISBN : 9780571363384
Genre : Humor
File Size : 64.38 MB
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'The QI Elves are barnstormingly brilliant. Everything in this book reminds us of the extraordinary science, nature, history, humanity and everyday wonders that surround us.' Zoe Ball The QI Elves are the brains behind the enduringly popular BBC TV panel show QI. Every Wednesday the Elves appear on The Zoe Ball Breakfast Show where they answer the ponderings and wonderings of BBC Radio 2's most inquisitive listeners. Dive into this splendid collection of listeners' unusual questions and some unexpected answers that are sure to make your head spin on topics ranging from goosebumps to grapefruit, pizza to pirates and everything in-between. Generously sprinkled with extra facts and questions from the Elves, Funny You Should Ask . . . is essential reading for the incurably curious. How much water would you need to put out the Sun? If spiders can walk on the ceiling, why can't they get out of the bath? Why do dads make such bad jokes? Why does red mean 'stop' and green mean 'go'? Can I dig a tunnel to the other side of the Earth? How do plant seeds know which way is up? Can you fill up a black hole? Who popularised the recorder, and where can I get hold of them? For more from the team behind QI, visit qi.com. You can also follow QI's fact-filled Twitter account @qikipedia and listen to their weekly podcast at nosuchthingasafish.com
Category: Humor

Dad Jokes

Author : Trisha Sofa
ISBN : 9798653597381
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Though fatherhood has changed greatly in recent history, one sacred pillar remains a constant: the dad joke. As many have discovered before us, the secret to great dad jokes is not to try too hard to be funny. It's all about the casual delivery and inevitable silence before the audience realizes what corny joke or pun they just heard. There's a fine line between dad jokes and bad jokes that lies mostly in the delivery. Dad jokes are a little corny, sure, but that doesn't mean they're not legitimately funny. When delivered confidently and at the right moment, they lighten the mood, bring down everyone's defenses, and encourage the audience not to take themselves so seriously. After all, a sense of humor is a parent's best weapon. The perfect gift for dads and pun-lovers alike! Celebrate Father's day with this laugh-out-loud collection! Check out the 53 dad jokes in this book you should know and use them wisely!
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Bad Dad Jokes

Author : Bart King
ISBN : 9781423652939
Genre : Humor
File Size : 60.13 MB
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A goofy book celebrating the Dad Joke lifestyle and packed with puns and wordplay for your favorite punster. Bad Dad Jokes covers every aspect of the most simultaneously loathed and beloved joke form of all time: the pun. Because “Dad Humor” should be practiced by everyone (regardless of age, gender, or family status) this book serves to encourage creative thinking and punning habits for everyone! Learn how to properly deliver a pun (whether written, visual, or verbal) and how to pretend you’re sorry for your Dad joke (even when you’re not). Includes: quality pre-loaded puns, the taxonomy of the different types of wordplay, and famous punsters in history and on the screen. PSA: Bad Dad Jokes is family friendly, not pun-ographic. Bart King has written more than twenty-eight books, including The Big Book of Boy Stuff, The Big Book of Spy Stuff, and The Pocket Guide to Mischief. His books for Gibbs Smith have sold more than 830,000 copies combined. He is also a 2019 winner of the Bulwer Lytton Writing Contest’s “Vile Pun” award. He lives in Portland, Oregon. Jack Ohman is the editorial cartoonist and Associate Editor at the Sacramento Bee. Ohman was a finalist for the Pulitzer Prize in 2012, and won the 2016 Pulitzer Prize for editorial cartooning. He has published ten books, many on the subject of fly fishing, inexplicably. Ohman has also won the Robert F. Kennedy Journalism Award, and virtually every other American journalism prize. It doesn't go to his head, much.
Category: Humor

Dad Jokes

Author : Garret Thompson
ISBN : 9798665365954
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Though fatherhood has changed greatly in recent history, one sacred pillar remains a constant: the dad joke. As many have discovered before us, the secret to great dad jokes is not to try too hard to be funny. It's all about the casual delivery and inevitable silence before the audience realizes what corny joke or pun they just heard. There's a fine line between dad jokes and bad jokes that lies mostly in the delivery. Dad jokes are a little corny, sure, but that doesn't mean they're not legitimately funny. When delivered confidently and at the right moment, they lighten the mood, bring down everyone's defenses, and encourage the audience not to take themselves so seriously. After all, a sense of humor is a parent's best weapon. The perfect gift for dads and pun-lovers alike! Celebrate Father's day with this laugh-out-loud collection! Check out the 53 dad jokes in this book you should know and use them wisely!
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Dad Jokes For Kids And Their Adults 1000 Clean And Absurdly Lame Jokes That Will Crack Up The Entire Family

Author : Ciel Publishing
ISBN : 1796698709
Genre : Juvenile Nonfiction
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Q: How do you know if a joke is a dad joke? A: Because it's a-pparent. (bu-dum-tss) If you've ever heard a joke so bad it made you laugh, then you know what I'm talking about. Dad jokes are pun-intensive, absurd attempts at jokes that only middle-aged "dads" would think of. Perhaps, that's where they get their charm from. Despite the initial "did he just say that?" reactions these jokes seem get from people, they can be the secret sauce behind great dinners with extended family and otherwise awkward get-togethers. Why? Well, they make great icebreakers for just about any situation! They're also very kid-friendly, so there's no need to hide them away or have them cover their ears every few minutes. In Dad Jokes for Kids and Their Adults! you will: Find 1000 so bad they're funny jokes for just about any ocassion! Have at your disposal jokes that will improve expand your child's vocabulary and versatility with language! Enjoy countless hours of nerve-wrecking humor! Develop the repertoire necessary to become a pun master! If you're ready to have everyone in the family laughing, then click on the "add to cart" button now and get your copy today!
Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

Try Not To Laugh Joke Book Challenge Dad Jokes Edition

Author : Kevin Clark
ISBN : 1099851289
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GREAT GIFT FOR KIDS AND DADS ON FATHER'S DAY, FOR BIRTHDAYS OR CHRISTMAS 100% kid-friendly and corny guaranteed! Still searching for a great gift for dad? What would make him happy? How about some laughter. Help dad with his joke game by getting him this Try Not To Laugh Joke Book Challenge Dad Jokes Edition today! This special edition of the Try Not To Laugh Joke Book Challange series is perfect for a dad who loves eye-rolling terrible jokes. Kids will love this version too as they square off against dad to see who can not laugh. These jokes are so bad, they're good! Play this game with friends, co-workers or family members with two people or more. Everyone will love laughing and trying not to laugh at these jokes. The rules are simple and straightforward: One person reads a joke to the other. If they can make the person smile, grin or laugh they get a point. Next, the joke teller becomes the joke receiver. The first person to five wins! Play a more challenging game where the other person must laugh to receive a point. Get this great Try Not To Laugh Joke Book Challange Dad Jokes Edition today!
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The Essential Compendium Of Dad Jokes

Author : Thomas Nowak
ISBN : 9781452184135
Genre : Humor
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The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes features 301 wonderfully cringe-worthy dad jokes—including the classics, twists on the classics, and fresh new material. For the first time ever, the best of the worst dad jokes are compiled in one pun-filled place. With original illustrations throughout, this extensive collection is sure to provide hours of silliness for the whole family. After all, no matter how groan-inducing dad jokes are, they will always have a special place in the joke arsenal. • Contains dozens of interesting tidbits, joke-telling pointers, and profiles of legendary dad jokers • Features jokes from "I'm on a seafood diet , , , I see food and I eat it" to "I used to hate facial hair . . . but now it's growing on me" • Great for fathers, patient mothers, tolerant children, and anyone else who loves a pun They make us cringe, chuckle, and roll our eyes, but we all love a wonderfully corny dad joke. The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes is so bad it's good, ensuring loads of laughter for the whole family. • A hilarious book for dads and dads at heart, as well as pun and dumb joke lovers • Add it to the collection of books like 101 So Bad, They're Good Dad Jokes by Elias Hill, Jokes Every Man Should Know (Stuff You Should Know) by Don Steinberg, and Dad Jokes: Terribly Good Dad Jokes by Share The Love Gifts
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World S Greatest Dad Jokes

Author : John Brueckner
ISBN : 9781604338799
Genre : Humor
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Laugh with dads, not at them, with these 200 hilariously hokey knee-slappers and puns! A potato walks into a bar. All eyes were on him: this is just one example of the 200 hilariously hokey knee-slappers and puns in Dad Jokes. Tired of the same humdrum ill-fitting pants jokes, or jabs about turkeys being flightless birds? This perfect Father’s Day gift will keep the dads in your life on the pulse of family-friendly corny humor that is all new and exclusive to this book. With Dad Jokes on hand, everyone will be laughing with dads, not at them!
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So Bad They Re Good Dad Puns Over 300 Puns

Author : William McGee
ISBN : 198141441X
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Over 300 of the punniest puns! Puns are known as knee-slappers. Puns so bad that someone has to start slapping their knee to try and get a positive reaction. These puns come from dads whose best asset is coming up with unfunny jokes. These clever puns will give even the most well-equipped dad some new material to use. Examples- **I ran face first into your car and denture bumper. **I think I know Pavlov. The name rings a bell. **Just remember Moses started out as a basket case. **Never spell "part" backward. It's a trap. **After he got hit in the head he had a tendency to jump to concussions. **Prisoners' phone messages are often taken out of context. And many more!
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Dad Jokes

Author : Joshua Shifrin
ISBN : 1723539996
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Back Cover:Who doesn't love a good...or not so good...dad joke?! In "Dad Jokes: The Good, The Bad, And The Just Plain Stupid" you are sure to find the perfect piece of hilarity to keep your kids in stitches, or at least laughing on the inside while they roll their eyes at the ineptitude of yourefforts."Dad Jokes" is full of witty one-liners, short anecdotes, Did-You-Know factoids, and fantastic cartoons that are sure to keep the reader enthralled. Whether you pick out a few of these amusing gems, or read this book cover to cover, we're sure you'll revel in the tried and true tradition of fathers around the world passing down one corny dad joke after another to their family and friends.So let's raise a glass to dads everywhere as they sit back and grace all who will listen with "Dad Jokes: The Good, The Bad, And The Just Plain Stupid".
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The Grave For Bad Memories Full Circle

Author : K.J. Wallace
ISBN : 9781479740840
Genre : Drama
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Unconditional Love The saga continues in the lives of longtime friends Gerald and Catherine. On December 23, 1984, Catherine Russell marries her best friend, Gerald Lucas. Shortly after theyre married, a lover from Geralds past makes her presence known and causes Catherine to doubt his fidelity. Will old lovers threaten their marriage? While dealing with this drama, an internal affairs agent constantly rehashes the tragic events surrounding Catherines mothers death. Will her unwarranted inquiries into their past jeopardize Geralds career in law enforcement? Over the years, Catherine refused to discuss the traumatic events of her childhood. Ultimately, a secret that she has kept for more than twenty years is revealed, and she is forced to make the hardest decision of her life. Will this secret tear the family apart?
Category: Drama