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Watch Out For The Idiot Behind Me

Author : Cider Mill Press
ISBN : 1933662638
Genre : Humor
File Size : 62.84 MB
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Stick it to ‘em! There’s so much in this world to aggravate us, and this book of bumper stickers—one per page, to peel off—is the perfect way to talk back. Put them on cars, desks, lockers, dorm rooms, anywhere there’s a surface: with plenty of memorably nasty (and funny!) sayings to choose from, you’re sure to find just the right insult to express both road and off-road rage. The topics range from rotten driving to sex, with such lines as: That’s not a haircut, it’s a cry for help and Stupidity is not a crime; you are free to go. Best of all, it’s an incredible value, with 96 stickers at only $14.95!
Category: Humor

The Laughing Clowns

Author : William McInnes
ISBN : 9780733629433
Genre : Fiction
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When a developer asks Peter to assess a prime piece of Queensland real estate – the Pickersgill Peninsula Showgrounds – he jumps at the chance. It will give him time out from having to be with the family he loves. And it will take him back to his childhood home; to his parents, his twin sister, Pearl, and his brother, Gary, the TV weatherman. Over these few days, he will come to realise that sometimes when you go back to where you came from you find out how much you actually have, and how much you could lose. He just has to make his mind up, and listen to the advice that’s given by, of all people – the King of Hot Dogs. But will he? 'For a novel that has so few pretensions, this is a skilfully constructed story that manages to be insightful, understated and very funny simultaneously' - Sydney Morning Herald 'William McInnes is insightful, thoughtful and funny. He has a flair for fiction as much as memoirs and non-fiction, as The Laughing Clowns will attest' - The Daily Telegraph
Category: Fiction

The Idiot Factor

Author : Larry Winget
ISBN : 9781440659294
Genre : Self-Help
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Read Larry Winget's posts on the Penguin Blog The Pitbull of Personal Development and New York Time bestselling author is back with advice on the dumb things people do to sabotage their success What do people really want? They want what they've got. It's a simple formula. You have what you want because your actions produced your results. Not your words and certainly not your wants. In his signature caustic yet lovable style, Larry Winget dishes out straight talk on what he calls "life's messes", and offers sound, simple solutions. Taking on business, family, health, being fat, being stupid, success, money, and more, Larry Winget points out exactly which changes have to take place in order for people to turn their lives around. A little bit of business, a little bit of personal development, a little finance, a little parenting, a little health and wellness, The Idiot Factor will help anyone identify his or her own "areas of stupidity" and take action to finally achieve real success.
Category: Self-Help

Forrest Gump

Author : Winston Groom
ISBN : 9781448169719
Genre : Fiction
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--------------------- THE NOVEL THAT INSPIRED THE 1994 OSCAR-WINNING FILM STARRING TOM HANKS AND SALLY FIELD. 'Bein' an idiot is no box of chocolates' Forrest Gump Laugh, cry, stand up and cheer: Forrest Gump is everyman's story, everyman's dream. A wonderfully warm, savagely barbed, and hilariously funny 'tale told by an idiot', from the razor-sharp pen of a contemporary wizard. No one is spared and everyone is included. If you've ever felt lacking, left out, put upon – or just wanted to have a rollicking good time – this book is for you. At 6'6", 240 pounds, Forrest Gump is a difficult man to ignore, so follow Forrest from the football dynasties of Bear Bryant to the Vietnam War, from encounters with Presidents Johnson and Nixon to powwows with Chairman Mao. Go with Forrest to Harvard University, to a Hollywood movie set, on a professional wrestling tour, and into space on the oddest NASA mission ever. Forrest Gump lives! Thank heavens! ---------------------
Category: Fiction

Tiraiths

Author : Stephanie De Los Santos
ISBN : 9781493151615
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
File Size : 31.58 MB
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Upon finding out that her father is not really her father, Emma is thrown into a world of mystery. Whisked off to a place she's never been before, Emma is drowned in things that she didn't know about herself, about her parents' past, and about the very world. Emma learns that there's not only a world of vampires and werewolves, but that she's entangled in the vicious war that runs between the two. Now Emma is forced to take up the task of figuring out how to resolve the war upon herself.
Category: Juvenile Fiction

The Best Excuse

Author : Donald Carroll
ISBN : 0698112199
Genre : Humor
File Size : 21.62 MB
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Category: Humor

The Complete Idiot S Guide To Cycling

Author : Vic Armijo
ISBN : 9781101198728
Genre : Sports & Recreation
File Size : 74.33 MB
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Learn how to make the wheels turn in this informative guide that provides solid instruction on choosing the best bicycle and the differences between road, touring, racing, and cross bikes.
Category: Sports & Recreation

Ruby Rogers Tell Me About It

Author : Sue Limb
ISBN : 9781408816349
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
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Ruby's off to the seaside with Mum, Dad and Mum's work friend Deb and her family. It's soon clear that Ruby and Sasha, Deb's daughter, have absolutely nothing in common, so when Sasha does decide to take a sudden interest in monkeys in an evil attempt at one-upmanship, this can mean only one thing: REVENGE. It's a good job Dad wants to teach Ruby to swim, as it gives them both an escape from Sasha and her family. Well, it would be a good idea if he didn't almost drown her!
Category: Juvenile Fiction

The Inventions Of The Idiot

Author : John Kendrick Bangs
ISBN : 9781775454779
Genre : Fiction
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What happens when a brilliant but eccentric tinkerer sets his mind on improving the conditions of mankind through the power of science? John Kendrick Bangs' follow-up to The Idiot details this one-of-a-kind inventor's ideas -- some brilliant, some batty -- in this eminently readable romp.
Category: Fiction