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The Unofficial Harry Potter Insults Handbook

Author : Birdy Jones
ISBN : 1480280674
Genre : Invective
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Got a belligerent bully on your back? Next time your paths cross, say "Every time I see a Dementor, I'm forced to relive our every encounter."Has that frenemy reared her ugly head? Tell her she's the fourth Unforgiveable Curse.Is a know-it-all giving you trouble? Arm yourself with "I can tell you didn't get an O.W.L. in Transfiguration. Otherwise you would've done something about your face."Whether you're a N.E.W.T.-level wizard or a wide-eyed witch still awaiting your Hogwarts acceptance letter, you've probably encountered a merciless Malfoy or despicable Dursley who makes your magical blood boil. If you've ever stood speechless as someone called you a talentless squib, a worthless git or a filthy mudblood, this is the book for you!NOTE: This is a picture book intended for any Harry Potter fan but geared toward younger audiences. This book is NOT a Harry Potter Cookbook companion piece, nor is it affiliated in any way with any other Harry Potter book.
Category: Invective

The Unofficial Harry Potter Insults Handbook

Author : Birdy Jones
ISBN : 1717166326
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The Unofficial Harry Potter Insults book now features additional pages, including "Tricks and Treats for Magical Bullies," as well as hilarious new illustrations and even more wicked insults such as, "You're a beast, but there's nothing fantastic about you." Got a belligerent bully on your back? Next time your paths cross say, "Every time I see a Dementor, I'm forced to relive our every encounter." Whether you're a N.E.W.T.-level wizard or a wide-eyed witch still awaiting your Hogwarts acceptance letter, you've probably encountered a merciless Malfoy or despicable Dursley who makes your magical blood boil. If you've ever stood speechless as someone called you a talentless squib, a worthless git or a filthy mudblood, The Unofficial Harry Potter Insults Handbook: 101 Comebacks For The Wicked Wizards And Witches In Your Life is the book for you! Also available is the "Unofficial Harry Potter Love Notes Book: 75 Magical Lines to Charm Your Crush," if you're more of a hopeless romantic-type wizard or witch!" https: //amzn.to/2K88W2L (This book is a kid-friendly parody and is not affiliated in any way with any other official or unofficial Harry Potter book, J.K. Rowling, or Warner Bros. Entertainment, Inc.)
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The Unofficial Harry Potter Love Notes Book

Author : Birdy Jones
ISBN : 1987791568
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From the authors of "The Unofficial Harry Potter Insults Handbook," comes the guide that every young witch and wizard needs to help them navigate the most powerful magic of all: love. Does talking to that witty warlock make you feel like a Tongue-Tying Curse was cast upon on you? If so, arm yourself with a charming line like, "You must be a Niffler because you stole my heart." Does the mere sight of that witty witch make you feel like you've swallowed a Puking Pastille? Tell her, "You're so charming Professor Flitwick takes notes from you." Has your heart (and homework) been stolen by a dashing dark wizard? Say, "Are you a Dementor? Because I'd never recover from your kiss." Inside these magical, kid-friendly pages you'll find quizzes, romantic gift ideas and countless Potter-inspired love lines to build your confidence and help you tell that witch or wizard - or Muggle! - how you feel. So cast a Summoning Charm and get your hands on this book. Your lonely days of longing for love are about to go...EVANESCO! (This book is a parody and is not affiliated in any way with any other official or unofficial Harry Potter book, J.K. Rowling, or Warner Bros. Entertainment, Inc.)
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The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book 4 Book Box Set

Author : Brian Boone
ISBN : 9781510748170
Genre : Juvenile Nonfiction
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Your favorite Gryffindor guffaws, stupefying shenanigans, Hufflepuff hilarity, and Riddikulus Ravenclaw riddles, all in one place! You won’t need the tickling charm after reading this collection! This fantastical box set contains all four of the Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Books: Great Guffaws for Gryffindor Stupefying Shenanigans for Slytherin Howling Hilarity for Hufflepuff Raucous Jokes and Riddikulus Riddles for Ravenclaw From Dumbledore to Umbridge, from Hogwarts to Hogsmeade, from Harry Potter to Draco Malfoy, every aspect of the Harry Potter universe is contained in these four fantastic books. One-liners, quips, and wisecracks will have you and your friends and family spellbound. So Accio this box set and crack up at the wizard world! Featuring hundreds of jokes and more than fifty fantastic illustrations, each joke book provides endless amounts of fun and clean humor for readers and fans of the bestselling series.
Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book

Author : Brian Boone
ISBN : 9781510729384
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
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Why did Voldemort cross the road? Because he looks like a demented chicken. Muggle world got you down? Dark Lord actively trying to end you? Horcrux fell in between the abyss that is your couch cushions? Need some laughter but haven’t learned the tickling charm yet? Don’t worry; The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book is here to relieve some of the daily stresses that accompany a life of witchcraft and wizardry. “Tom” Riddles, knock-knock jokes, and plenty of puns: How did Ron gas up the flying car?... ”Expecto petroleum!” How does a Quidditch newbie function?... By winging it! What kind of drink to magical parrots like?... Pollyjuice! What’s a Thestral’s favorite day of the week?... Flyday! For fans of the Harry Potter series, this gut-busting compendium of charming and magical quips pokes fun at some of your favorite characters and scenes from the books and movies. The jokes highlight some of the major characters, including Harry, Hermione, Ron, Hagrid, Dumbledore, and Voldemort, as well as many magical elements from the wizard world! Featuring hundreds of jokes and more than fifty fantastic illustrations, this joke book provides endless amounts of fun and clean humor for readers and fans of the bestselling series.
Category: Juvenile Fiction

Two Black Bags A Purple Coat

Author : Birdy Jones
ISBN : 1974023303
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Your child learns colors quickly with this quirky, sing-song book! Big, bold colors and odd, simple objects make it easy for them to remember and recite the rainbow. Perfect for children just learning their colors. This is a self-published book with glossy cover and matte pages.
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Mister Cool

Author : Birdy Jones
ISBN : 1576877191
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
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The antics of Mr. Cool, who faces down the mean kids at school with confidence, shows kids how to deflect bullying with humour and create friendships through kindness. This powerful message is depicted in wildly colourful and clever illustrations. Mr. Cool is one confident guy and knows that it comes from understanding your own unique assets and being able to bring that confidence with you when bullies get in your face. Tripped by much bigger kids, Mr. Cool turns his fall into impressive breakdance moves; picked on because of his brains, Mr. Cool offers maths help.
Category: Juvenile Fiction

Ultimate Unofficial Guide To The Mysteries Of Harry Potter

Author : Galadriel Waters
ISBN : 0972393617
Genre : Literary Criticism
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A guide to J.K. Rowling's first four Harry Potter novels analyzes mysterious elements, themes, and puzzles hidden throughout the works and speculates about the plots and endings of future volumes.
Category: Literary Criticism

New Empires

Author : Daniel Casali
ISBN : 9781435701656
Genre : Business & Economics
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The world is changing fast. Soon China and India will be challenging the US as the leading global economic power. New empires will replace the old. Is this good or bad news?
Category: Business & Economics

The Tribune

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ISBN : STANFORD:36105123442282
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