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The Government Manual For New Superheroes

Author : Matthew David Brozik
ISBN : 0740789090
Genre : Humor
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The government provides manuals for new home-owners and new motor vehicle operators, but what's a new superhero to do? Ka-POW! The Government Manual for New Superheroes rushes in to save the day! The Government Manual for New Superheroes is a hilarious, mock-official handbook that offers thorough, accessible, and completely zany advice for anyone who has always dreamed of donning a skintight spandex uniform and leaping across the rooftops of their cities. Going well beyond tights and capes, this manual provides insight into choosing a name, constructing a costume, choosing the right supertools of the supertrade, establishing a base of operations, maintaining a secret identity, taking or becoming a sidekick, joining a superheroic team, and even finding that special someone who gives meaning to a superhero's life--a nemesis. Extra features include a roster of superhero unions, a registration application, several useful charts and tips, and even a list of other government-sponsored periodicals for further reading. Destined to become a cult classic, The Government Manual for New Superheroes is an essential guide for every aspiring superhero.
Category: Humor

The Government Manual For New Wizards

Author : Matthew David Brozik
ISBN : 9780740789120
Genre : Humor
File Size : 88.16 MB
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The comedic duo behind The Government Manual for New Superheroes is back, and this time they've brought their magic wands and enchanted artifacts. The Government Manual for New Wizards is a hilarious, mock-official handbook for wannabe witches and warlocks who need advice on recognizing the onset of wizardolescence, understanding the laws of magic (and the magic of laws), choosing (or being chosen by) the right magical items and enchanted artifacts, dealing with the dead (grateful and otherwise), successfully hosting magical exhibitions, and the proper care and feeding of magical creatures. Wands, charms, cloaks of invisibility, shoes of stealth (or sneakers), and other otherworldly accoutrements--it's all here, discussed tongue-in-cheek but with the utmost Governmental authority. This entertaining guide offers such sage advice as: * A demon is just as afraid of you as you are of it--provided, of course, that you are eight feet tall, composed of living fire, and capable of destroying a small village with a single angry thought. Otherwise, it doesn't find you frightening at all. * When selecting educational programs, do not be tempted by solicitations from wizardry parchment mills. A so-called degree from such a place is not worth the scroll on which it appears to be inscribed. The ink will disappear not long after the school itself does. The Government Manual for New Wizards is a sidesplitting spoof of all things wizard-y.
Category: Humor

The Government Manual For New Pirates

Author : Matthew David Brozik
ISBN : 9780740789236
Genre : Humor
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There be no callin' 'dibs' in piratin'. Booty be divided among the crew, from the lowest deckswabber to the highest masthand. So says the Pirate Code." --Calico Jack Rackham, king of the pirates * Enjoy a witty mock-official handbook for potential pirates and plunderers. Matthew David Brozik and Jacob Sager Weinstein continue to spoof those uber-utilitarian survival and how-to guides by offering this pithy pirating primer for budding buccaneers. This treasure trove of Pirate Code imparts wisdom on eye patches and tricorner hats, talking the talk, walking the walk (down the plank, that is), appropriate ship names, dueling, avoiding cursed treasure, and much more.
Category: Humor

Re Al

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ISBN : STANFORD:36105132695508
Genre : American literature
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Category: American literature

Books In Print 2009 2010

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ISBN : 0835250210
Genre : Publishers' catalogs
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Category: Publishers' catalogs

The Psychology Of Superheroes

Author : Robin S. Rosenberg
ISBN : UOM:39015074236467
Genre : Psychology
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Unmasking superhuman abilities and double lives, this analysis showcases nearly two dozen psychologists as their essays explore the minds of pop culture's most intriguing and daring superheroes, including Spider-Man, Batman, Superman, and the X-Men. Exposing the inner thoughts that these reclusive heroes would only dare share with trained professionals, heady experts give detailed psychoanalyses of what makes specific superheroes tick while answering such questions as Why do superheroes choose to be superheroes? Why is there so much prejudice against the X-Men mutants? What makes Spider-Man so altruistic? and Why are supervillains so aggressive? Additionally, the essays tackle why superheroes have such an enduring effect on American culture.
Category: Psychology

The American Ritual Tapestry

Author : Mary Jo Deegan
ISBN : UOM:39015039908077
Genre : Social Science
File Size : 31.26 MB
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American rituals are a vital source of American ideas and action. Fast paced, flexible, and symbolically complex, American rituals are found everywhere: Christmas celebrations to hate crimes, science fiction, funerals, Disneyland, strip dancing and religion. As the essays illustrate, these rituals are rooted in tradition yet are rapidly changing: a contradiction of hyper-modern society.
Category: Social Science

Heeb

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ISBN : STANFORD:36105132685954
Genre : Brooklyn (New York, N.Y.)
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Category: Brooklyn (New York, N.Y.)

Microform Review

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ISBN : UOM:39015081563242
Genre : Microforms
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Category: Microforms

Perioperative Safety E Book

Author : Donna S. Watson
ISBN : 9780323081603
Genre : Medical
File Size : 72.4 MB
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The only book devoted to this increasingly important issue, Perioperative Safety helps you reduce risk in a setting where even small errors can lead to life-threatening complications. Expert author Donna Watson addresses essential safety principles and concepts, covering patient safety with topics such as the latest safety strategies and initiatives, perioperative safe medication use, preventing infections, anesthesia safety, normothermia management, and electrosurgery. Coverage of staff and workplace safety helps you minimize risk with bloodborne pathogens, latex allergy, the use of lasers, and radiation exposure. Case studies show the application of safety concepts in real-world situations. Unique! The only book devoted to the increasingly important issue of perioperative safety, where small errors can lead to life-threatening complications. Unique! Highly qualified writers are some of the leading experts in the perioperative field, so material is up to date and emphasizes the most important information. Unique! Clinical Points boxes call attention to key points in promoting safety for both patients and staff in the perioperative setting. Unique! Case studies describe real-life scenarios related to promoting patient safety. Figures and tables are used to support important content.
Category: Medical

The Cd Rom Directory 1996

Author : Tfpl Publishing
ISBN : 0333662555
Genre : CD-ROM industry
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This 15th edition of a yearly report provides a guide to all CD-ROM and multimedia titles published. In addition to a full description of each title, the book contains the names and addresses of all the publishers and information providers.
Category: CD-ROM industry

Books In Print Supplement

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ISBN : STANFORD:36105210120338
Genre : American literature
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Category: American literature

Mcgeorge Law Review

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ISBN : STANFORD:36105063256296
Genre : Electronic journals
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Subscription includes a yearly Review of selected California legislation.
Category: Electronic journals

Grandson Of Origins Of Marvel Comics

Author : Stan Lee
ISBN : 078510593X
Genre : Comics & Graphic Novels
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A graphic fantasy collection which throws light on the origins of the superheroes, such as Captain America, created by the U.S. Government during the Second World War, and the Prince of Atlantis, Namor, who rises from the depths.
Category: Comics & Graphic Novels