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The Devious Book For Cats

Author : Fluffy
ISBN : 9780007319114
Genre : Cats
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Cats were once proud, shrewd, independent animals who lived life on their own terms. But then came a life of domestication, comfort and free health care. And now cats are in danger of losing their sense of adventure completely. Fluffy and Bonkers think it's time to fight back and regain control as ruler of the roost once again.
Category: Cats

The Devious Book For Cats

Author : Joe Garden
ISBN : 0345513843
Genre : Humor
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Cats have nine lives. Shouldn’t they be lived to the fullest? “Domesticated” does not mean “docile.” The ho-hum routine of sleep, eat, eat, and sleep is no way for any creature who ruled Egypt for a millennium to spend her day. It’s high time felines everywhere woke up from their cat naps and grabbed life’s strings with both paws. The Devious Book for Cats offers today’s discerning kitties words of wisdom and advice on everything they need to know, from in-depth guides on cardboard boxes and catnip to a brief history of the Felinism movement. It provides fail-safe tips on waking a human when you want to get fed, choosing the purr-fect gift, staring like a pro, and making the most of superstitions. It also explains the undeniable allure of the Window, the terrifying specter of the Vacuum, and how you can groom properly in just the scant twenty-four hours allotted each day. Cats: Discover the devious fun you can have when you’re the one in charge! From the Hardcover edition.
Category: Humor

The Devious Book For Cats Cats Have Nine Lives Shouldn T They Be Lived To The Fullest

Author : Fluffy
ISBN : 9780007372492
Genre : Pets
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Cats once were proud, shrewd, independent animals who lived life on our own terms. But then came a life of domestication, comfort and free health care. And now cats are in danger of losing our sense of adventure completely. Fluffy and Bonkers say it's time to fight back and regain control of your rightful place as ruler of the roost once again.
Category: Pets

The New Vampire S Handbook

Author : The Vampire Miles Proctor
ISBN : 9781407073750
Genre : Humor
File Size : 75.96 MB
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Being turned into a vampire is the easy part. Actually becoming a vampire is far more difficult. What to look for in a coffin? How to lure the tastiest prey? How to stay on trend over the centuries? Garlic and sunlight - as dangerous as they'd have us believe? In today's world of vampire-obsessed pop culture, misinformation abounds. A newly turned vampire who looks to films and novels for answers to everlasting life's question risks being reduced to a smouldering pile of dust. So where can you, a neophyte immortal, turn for reliable information about leading your best and bloodiest existence? The New Vampire's Handbook is the definitive guide, and includes: - a head-to-toe look at your vampiric body: how to harness your new powers to dispatch mortal enemies, maintain your fangs, and embrace your vampirosexuality - methods for luring prey, faking your way through meals, approaching other vampires, and creating a four-hundred-year financial plan - tips on acting your "age," behaving appropriately if you see a human you knew decades ago, and dealing with epic vampire feuds - essential advice for blending in with the masses, from finding a coven to avoiding the media (and mirrors) to staying on top of the latest fashion trends Welcome to the night.
Category: Humor

The Cat Who Knew A Cardinal The Cat Who Mysteries Book 12

Author : Lilian Jackson Braun
ISBN : 9780755389728
Genre : Fiction
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What do you do when everyone has a motive for murder? A case of murder twitches the whiskers of Qwilleran and his trusty sidekicks, Koko and Yum Yum, in Lilian Jackson Braun's delightful mystery The Cat Who Knew a Cardinal. Perfect for fans of cosy crime and clever cats. 'Braun writes with charm and sureness' - Cleveland Plain Dealer Back home in sleepy Pickax, Jim Qwilleran and his Siamese companions, Koko and Yum Yum, are looking forward to country peace and quiet. But their newly converted apple barn home turns out to be not quite the refuge they were hoping for when a corpse turns up in the orchard outside... No one in Pickax is sorry to learn that the local headmaster is dead. Though reputedly brilliant, Hilary Van Brook was also arrogant and manipulative; an outsider who managed to offend teachers, pupils and parents alike - just about everybody in town has a motive for murder. Only when a good friend becomes a chief suspect does Qwilleran's instinct for mystery overtake his desire for privacy - and Koko's obsession with a set of antique printing blocks is the first clue to a mystery which takes Qwill and his Siamese sleuths on a day out to the races... What readers are saying about The Cat Who... series: 'These [books] make lovely, light-hearted reading with a good mix of humour and adventure' 'The entire 'Cat Who...' series are a delight for cat and mystery lovers' 'Quirky - lovely for anyone who owns or has owned an intelligent cat'
Category: Fiction

The Cat Who Ate Danish Modern The Cat Who Mysteries Book 2

Author : Lilian Jackson Braun
ISBN : 9780755389308
Genre : Fiction
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Crime's most unlikely detective team find themselves back on familiar turf... In the second book in Lilian Jackson Braun's acclaimed 'The Cat Who...' series, Jim Qwilleran, Koko and Yum Yum must find out who has murdered the owner of an exclusive residence. Perfect for cat lovers and crime fans. 'This droll and engaging mystery... firmly grips the reader... a lively witty tale bolstered by sharply etched characters' - Publishers Weekly Jim Qwilleran is not exactly overwhelmed by his new assignment for the Daily Fluxion. Interior design has never been one of his specialities and now he's supposed to turn out an entire magazine on the same subject. But the first issue of Gracious Abodes is barely off the presses when Qwilleran finds himself back on more familiar territory - the exclusive residence featured on the cover has been burglarised and the lady of the house found dead... Now Qwilleran, with the help of Koko and Yum Yum, the brilliant Siamese cats, have their respective moustache and whiskers twitching, and when Koko starts pawing clues in the dictionary and sniffing designer furniture, Qwilleran finds himself doing a feature on a very clever murderer. What readers are saying about The Cat Who Ate Danish Modern: 'A traditional whodunit, well written with an intriguing plot - this book is a thoroughly enjoyable read' 'Quirky - lovely for anyone who owns or has owned an intelligent cat' 'Has all the required components of a good murder mystery: Interesting characters, unusual setting, mystery, tension (and more than one cat)'
Category: Fiction

Cat Tales

Author : Tom Quinn
ISBN : 1846892295
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A beautifully produced hardcover book featuring a variety of the best and most intriguing cat stories. Some of the tales date back to the early 19th century and have been discovered in long-forgotten books and magazines, but all reflect our enduring passion for man s feline friend."

Miaow There It S Still Misty Out At Sea

Author : Sheila Collins
ISBN : 9780993337222
Genre : Biography & Autobiography
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Following on from her first book, Miaow There! It's Misty at Sea!, Misty, the playful grey and white cat, reveals further tales of life on board a cruise ship with her beloved owner, Sheila. In this new book, the mischievous Misty gives us another fictitious account of life at sea, experienced through the eyes of a well-travelled cat. As a result of her previous adventures, Misty has grown in confidence and knows exactly how to wheedle her way into getting the best service, the tastiest food and the most attention, giving the reader a fascinating insight into the devious mind of a cat. Through the many strange sights, sounds and smells and the interesting characters she meets, Misty gives you a charming and humorous account of living the high life on the ocean waves. With a foreword written by former MP and cat lover Ann Widdecombe, It’s Still Misty Out at Sea will appeal to cat lovers of all ages and strike a chord with anyone who has ever been on a cruise.
Category: Biography & Autobiography

A Cat Abroad

Author : Peter Gethers
ISBN : 9780449909522
Genre : Fiction
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The author, accompanied by his cat, Norton, embarks on an adventure-filled tour of continental Europe
Category: Fiction