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Horrid Henry S Biggest And Best Ever Joke Book 3 In 1

Author : Francesca Simon
ISBN : 9781444012385
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
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The first three Horrid Henry joke books - HORRID HENRY'S JOKE BOOK, HORRID HENRY'S MIGHTY JOKE BOOK and HORRID HENRY'S JOLLY JOKE BOOK - collected together in one outrageously funny bumper volume. Horrid Henry fans will laugh their heads off! What do you do with a green monster? Wait until it ripens. How do you make a goldfish age? Take out the 'g'. What is Beethoven doing in his grave? De-composing!
Category: Juvenile Fiction


Author : The British Association For The Advancement Of Science
ISBN : 9781446440773
Genre : Humor
File Size : 75.59 MB
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In September 2001 the British Association for the Advancement of Science (the BA) embarked on the world's largest, and most unusual, scientific experiment. The aim of the project was to find the world's funniest joke, and answer important questions about the psychology of humour. For example, Do men and women find the same jokes funny? Does our sense of humour change as we get older? What is the best time of day to tell a joke? Do different nations laugh at the same jokes? The experiment was called LaughLab and was carried out as part of Science Year in the UK. An Internet site was established containing two sections: in the first, people submitted their favourite jokes; in the second they answered a few simple questions about themselves - male or female, age, nationality, etc - and then rated how funny they found a random selection of jokes. The experiment captured the imagination of individuals throughout the world. 40,000 jokes were received and evaluated by 350,000 people. At the end of the project the information was carefully examined and discoveries made about the jokes that made men giggle and women groan, those that tickled kids but not adults, and the jokes that were the most popular in different countries. Along the way the 'winning' jokes in different categories were uncovered, including the best 'doctor' jokes
Category: Humor

Les Dawson S Joke Book

Author : Les Dawson
ISBN : 9781843179870
Genre : Humor
File Size : 71.35 MB
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The first-ever joke book from one of the UK's best-loved comedians, Les Dawson's Joke Book is a must for any fan of this perennially popular comedian. Collecting together the highlights of his 26-year career across radio and television, from his early days on Opportunity Knocks to Cissie and Ada. A lover of language, Les was a secret poet and was fond of high culture, often undercutting his own admiration of the art forms for comic effect. The book includes examples of all his most famous sketches, comic come-backs and stand-up routines. From working class roots to a comedian beloved by millions, Les Dawson's Joke Book is a celebration of Les's humour at its very best, compiled from his personal archive by his wife and daughter, it is the must-have for any fan.
Category: Humor

Dad S Army

Author : Richard Webber
ISBN : 9780007285303
Genre : Performing Arts
File Size : 75.71 MB
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In the annals of British television, no finer example of classic comedy exists than Dad's Army, the Home Guard-based sitcom written by veteran writers Jimmy Perry and David Croft. Although they penned many other sterling programs, including Hi-De-Hi! and the underrated You Rang, M'Lord?, they'll forever be remembered for their brilliant wartime comedy spotlighting the antics of the Walmington-on-Sea Home Guard, led by the irascible and pompous Captain Mainwaring. Between 1968 and 1977, nine series and three Christmas specials—totalling 80 installments—were screened, much to the delight of the millions of fans who tuned in; but the show's popularity has continued unabated and even today, four decades since the platoon marched onto the scene, it remains one of the golden offerings from the sitcom genre. This guide includes the history—an overview of how the show was born and developed; gags and catchphrases—a collection of classic quotes from the program; Did You Know?—snippets of info about the show, cast, and more; favorite scenes—the most memorable scenes in full; and a Dad’s Army quiz.
Category: Performing Arts

Greatest Jokes Of The Century

Author : Thomas F. Shubnell
ISBN : 9781440420191
Genre : Humor
File Size : 20.84 MB
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Who would have known that there are this many completely different jokes in the world. More funny, wacky and some just tacky jokes, quips, tidbits, and other humorous looks at the funny side of life. We continue our quest to have the greatest collection of chuckles and chortles ever collected in one place.
Category: Humor

Match Joke Book

Author : MATCH
ISBN : 9781529037326
Genre : Juvenile Nonfiction
File Size : 88.38 MB
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The world's BEST footie joke book, with 100s of epic jokes! Why is Ronaldo's bedroom always tidy? Because he's not Messi! Why did the chicken run on to the pitch? Because the referee blew for a foul. When is a footballer like a baby? When he dribbles. Filled with loads of awesome football jokes and incredible artwork, Match! Joke Book! will keep you laughing for days! Young footie fanatics will be chuckling through those all-important World Cup games, Premier League matches and European Cup finals – this book is the perfect gift for any footy fan! Discover more football fun in this awesome series from Match! the UK's best football magazine – including MATCH! Football Records, MATCH! Puzzle Book, MATCH! Build Your Own Club and MATCH! England Football Heroes.
Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

The Best Ever Book Of Republican Jokes

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
ISBN : 1468078569
Genre : Humor
File Size : 30.51 MB
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If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of republican jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Republican Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of republican jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one republican joke in this book, there's something wrong with you.This book has so many republican jokes, you won't know where to start. For example:Why do republicans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.***An republican and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The republican turned to his wife and said: “When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff.”“Why would you want me to do that?,” asked his wife.“I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff,” replied the republican.The republican's spouse said: “What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?”***Did you hear about the republican who wore two jackets when he painted his house?The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”***Why do republicans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.
Category: Humor

The Treehouse Joke Book

Author : Andy Griffiths
ISBN : 9781529030457
Genre : Juvenile Nonfiction
File Size : 70.16 MB
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Find the perfect silly joke in this collection from Andy Griffiths and Terry Denton, the creators of the internationally bestselling Treehouse series. From Bears to Birds, Penguins to Pirates, School to Space, The Treehouse Joke Book is packed full of hilarious jokes and silly one-liners that will make anyone laugh their socks off! How do monkeys make toast? They put it under a gorilla . . .
Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

The Best Joke Book Period

Author : William Donohue
ISBN : 9781440583094
Genre : Humor
File Size : 67.20 MB
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Hundreds of jokes for every occasion! Why was the limbo dancer shocked when his wallet was stolen right out of his back pocket? Because he didn't think anyone could stoop so low. The ultimate collection of the world's greatest funnies, The Best Joke Book (Period) keeps you laughing for hours on end. Inside, you'll find hundreds of jokes that are guaranteed to stir up a room full of smiles, including knock-knocks, witty puns, and one-liners. Complete with hilarious quotes from celebrities like Jon Stewart, Lewis Black, and Jerry Seinfeld, everyone will revel in each gut-busting moment. So whether you're looking to add a few jokes to your repertoire, impress your buds, or improve your banter, this sidesplitting book arms you with the perfect joke for any occasion!
Category: Humor

The Fool S Best Joke Book Volume 1

Author : Neil Hutchison
ISBN : 9786167817378
Genre : Humor
File Size : 55.47 MB
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Welcome to the world of humour. What makes human beings laugh can be broadly defined under three headings: someone else's misfortune, someone else's misunderstanding or someone else's stupidity. The keywords here are "someone else's" because, let's face it, most silly things are much funnier when they happen to someone else. Neil Hutchison, creator of The Fool in Paradise, has collected thousands of jokes, then catalogued and listed them in this first volume of the Fool's Best Jokes. Now the many fans of the Fool will not have to be told that the jokes will veer away from political correctness until they are travelling in the absolute opposite direction. Now, if you have never read any of the many books about the Fool be prepared to be shocked. This book is not recommended to be read in situations where others may report you for laughing and talking to yourself. It's not recommended for those of a more liberal bent, be it feminism or any other trendy ism. The author refuses to take responsibility for any medical problems that this book may engender in readers. Life is ShortBreak the Rules Forgive Quickly Love Truly Laugh Uncontrollably ... and ... Never Regret Anything That Made You Smile
Category: Humor

Roald Dahl S Marvellous Joke Book

Author : Roald Dahl
ISBN : 9780141347325
Genre : Juvenile Nonfiction
File Size : 60.57 MB
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Which famous writer goes best with a hot dog? Roll Dahl of course! Laugh yourself silly with Roald Dahl's Marvellous Joke Book, filled with over 400 hilarious jokes, limericks and riddles, illustrated by Quentin Blake. Based on Roald Dahl's most famous characters you will be chortling away with Matilda, Charlie, George, The BFG, James and many more! Roald Dahl was full of fun and mischief, and LOVED all kinds of jokes- the sillier the better, like chocolate-covered chickens to grizzly, grouchy grandmas. This side-splitting book includes his own 'knock-knock' jokes, keeping all practising jokesters amused for hours!
Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

The Great Monster Joke Book

Author : Amanda Li
ISBN : 9780141963440
Genre : Juvenile Nonfiction
File Size : 20.75 MB
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What sort of jokes do werewolves like best? Howlers! What's worse than being surrounded by huge great scary monsters? Being surrounded by AWFUL JOKES ABOUT MONSTERS! Think you can stomach hundreds of and ghastly gags? These monster gags will have you screaming for more! From gnarly knock knocks to gruesome groaners, you'll find everything to tickle your monster fancy.
Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

The Not Quite Biggest Ever Tim Vine Joke Book

Author : Tim Vine
ISBN : 9781448101184
Genre : Juvenile Nonfiction
File Size : 59.33 MB
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Comedian and TV star, Tim Vine, will have you laughing for hours with this new, abridged version of his hilarious joke book . . . Velcro. What a rip off. Why do you never see an elephant on a bus? Because he's got a massive bum. So I went to the doctors. I said, 'I got hurt in a pillow fight.' He said, 'You've got concushion.' Believe it or not there are twice as many eyebrows in the world as there are people I tried to surf the Internet and I fell off my chair Read it to find these funny puns, plus many more original jokes and illustrations. You won't be able to put it down!
Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

British Books In Print

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ISBN : UCAL:B2928577
Genre : English literature
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Category: English literature

101 Amazing Book Title Jokes

Author : Jack Goldstein
ISBN : 9781783330737
Genre : Juvenile Nonfiction
File Size : 59.22 MB
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This pant-wettingly funny collection of 101 of the best book titles (and their authors) that you have ever heard is dangerously amusing! Jack Goldstein loads his hilarity rifle and aims its laser sight right at your funnybone. Organised into categories so you have a hilarious book title for every occasion, this is an ideal addition to any budding comedian’s bookshelf. Have you ever read Explosives in Chemistry by Stan Wellback, or French Overpopulation by Francis Crowded? You’ll want to after this!
Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

British Books

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ISBN : UOM:39015084434433
Genre : Bibliography
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Category: Bibliography