I bet you think you know this story. You don't. The real one's much more gory. AS SEEN ON BBC ONE From Jack in the Beanstalk, Goldilocks and the Three Bears to Little Red Riding Hood and the Three Little Pigs, wicked beasts, brazen crooks and a ghastly giant star in these hilarious nursery rhymes with BITE!
Author : Sean Shaggard
ISBN : 1983280305
File Size : 32.85 MB
Format : PDF, Mobi
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Sean has created an impressive book here, anyone who is already familiar with his work will know that books do not get any ruder than his. For anybody who hasn't come across his work before, it is packed with jaw-dropping material. It is possibly one or the most disgusting books ever written, Having said that his work is also very funny as well. Admittedly it's not to everyone's taste, but for those with a broad-minded sense of humour his books can be very amusing. All of the material in his books is written by him, there is nothing included by any other authors. This edition is as the name suggests is a compilation of his first two books, Lewd Limericks volumes I an II and Rude and Witty Limericks. The last book is a slightly toned down combination of the first two, but with some of the extreme sexual material either dropped or censored. Having said that it still manages to deliver in the same manner as the first two. There is a small amount of new material here well. The big bonus in Sean's latest book is the inclusion of ten rhymes as well. Their style and content follow a similar pattern to the limericks. I think they are very interesting in their own right. They have never been published before. Not suitable for children.
The Winning Entries of the most REVOLTING Poetry Competition! To celebrate the BBC's new two-part animation of Roald Dahl's Revolting Rhymes, the Roald Dahl Literary Estate launched a poetry competition with a twist, asking chiddlers far and wide to submit their most revolting - and humorous rhymes. We were inundated with thousands of disgusterous entries! To discover our winners, we waded through burps, farts and rotten eggs; bogies, vile stew and goo to find the funniest and most revolting specimens. This eBook contains the crème de la phlegm-hand picked by children's author, songwriter and McFly frontman, Tom Fletcher, and Wales's Children's Poet Laureate, Anni Llyn. A huge thank you to our revolting partners Puffin Books, the National Literacy Trust, Literature Wales, Magic Light, and the Roald Dahl Museum and Story Centre for all their help and support!