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Over The Hill

Author : Sue Prebble
ISBN : OCLC:950898784
Genre : New Zealand
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Category: New Zealand

Over The Hill On A Roll

Author : Bob Phillips
ISBN : 9780736939737
Genre : Humor
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After selling more than 300,000 copies, Over the Hill and On a Roll gets a well-deserved face lift. The jokes never get old, even if readers do! They’ll enjoy laughing at insights, checking their recall ability, and taking the history quizzes created by bestselling jokester Bob Phillips. He teases and tests: You know you’re over the hill when… Opportunity knocks but your hearing aid’s turned off. Ninety percent of your dreams are reruns. You remember when “hardware” only referred to a store. Packed with wisdom and fascinating facts, Over the Hill and On a Roll celebrates the passing of time and pokes fun at what lies ahead. The perfect birthday, anniversary, retirement, or friendship gift.
Category: Humor

Over The Hill

Author : Patricia Frederick
ISBN : 9780595304295
Genre : Fiction
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What does a 47-year-old housewife in the boondocks of Illinois do after her hearing fades to profound deafness, best friends move away, her grown children consider her a nuisance, and her husband dumps her for a younger woman? She starts over, of course. But Gina Rosatti doesn't take the conventional route. No vocational training for this displaced homemaker who'd rather nurture kids and gardens than find a new career. With a bit of ingenuity and a lot of luck-or is it fate?-She becomes housekeeper for a divorced Montana cowboy with three unhappy teenagers, a terminally ill mother, and a debt-ridden cattle ranch he's struggling to save as his children's legacy. Without the dying matriarch's steadying influence, the floundering Armstrong family needs Gina's no-nonsense compassion and guidance as much as she needs the job. As painful secrets are revealed and strained relationships are mended, they all learn more about themselves, each other, handicaps (both physical and emotional), crushing loss and unconditional love. Accompany Gina as she confronts the future on her terms and discover why Over The Hill is a First Place winner in Authorlink's annual New Author Awards Competition.
Category: Fiction

Humor Me I M Over The Hill

Author : Barbara Johnson
ISBN : 0785297405
Genre : Religion
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Old age happens...with little or no effort on our part. If you're alive, you're getting older! In thisthird book in theHumor Meseries, readers will find hilarious ways to age both ferociously and joyfully. Created especiallyfor those who are young at heart but slightly older in other places."
Category: Religion

The Over The Hill Ghost

Author : Ruth Calif
ISBN : 1455610046
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
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Supposedly, the house is haunted, but Jamie doesn�t believe in ghosts . . . until Elmer, the over-the-hill ghost, appears.
Category: Juvenile Fiction

Over The Hill And Far Away

Author : Jo Carroll
ISBN : 9781471069420
Genre : Voyages around the world
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There must be something between the retirement party and buying a zimmer frame. JO CARROLL decided this was the time to revive her teenage dreams and go round the world. So she packed her rucksack, a round-the-world ticket, and a notebook. Not prepared, then, for being marooned on a beach in Australia with the tide rising and nothing but cliffs behind her; nor negotiating with a gunman who wanted to marry her in Lucknow. Let's not think about the snakes and leeches in the jungles of Malaysia. But could anything have prepared her for the drama that brought her home? Nor the kindness of strangers who kept her safe at that moment when she was least able to do it for herself.
Category: Voyages around the world

You Re An Over The Hill Golfer When

Author : Randy Voorhees
ISBN : 9780740789687
Genre : Self-Help
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They lay up on par 3s. They reek of Ben-Gay. They can be spotted six holes away in their yellow pants and white belts. And after every shot, they ask, "Did anyone see where my ball went?" They're the over-the-hill golfers, a breed of golfer that to know is to love so long as you're not playing behind a foursome of them. You're an Over-the-Hill Golfer When . . . takes fun, lighthearted jabs at those whose birdie-making days are well behind them. The book is filled with signs that will help the over-the-hill golfer in your life recognize that he just may be past his golf-playing prime: Your swing isn't strong enough to create back pain, but your back hurts anyway. Your golf bag doubles as a medicine cabinet. Seven A.M. is your idea of a late tee time. You can't wait to get to the 19th hole . . . to play pinochle.
Category: Self-Help

Over The Hill Self Defense

Author : Howard Barber
ISBN : 9781477123171
Genre : Sports & Recreation
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Over The Hill Self Defense will at first make you laugh. It is written in words that many thought were no longer in use, and also felt best kept that way! Then you become absorbed by his creative use of so many ancient thoughts and where he might have come up with them. Lastly you become aware of the techniques. The simple, yet effective techniques chosen from a wide spread knowledge of martial arts. It is then that you must choose to laugh or to kick some butt! Oh, fiddlesticks! Do both! You'll live longer! This is really a must read for all ages.
Category: Sports & Recreation

Over The Hill To Piccadillyville

Author : Janet York
ISBN : 9781456607852
Genre : Family & Relationships
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Can they teach a big bully bear to Care? Stand up to him.....will they DARE? Join two doggie pals as they emBark on an enchanted journey full of fancy, friendship, and fun.
Category: Family & Relationships

Over The Hill Without A Paddle

Author : Richard Cutler
ISBN : 9780595101580
Genre : Fiction
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In this wonderful collection of short, funny pieces, Richard Cutler covers the gamut from nostalgia to conjecture on such topics as clowns, cholesterol and calling in sick to the supervisory voice mail. Along the way he sharpens his wit on exercise, politicians, road rage, souvenir shopping while traveling light and women's attraction to hand-held power tools. He reports on place and people names, profanity-free TV, holiday traditions, guy things and old fashioned etiquette. And he offers his experiences with gene pool backup, old wives' tales, women's fashions (and the storage thereof), following RV's and flying steerage class. The careful reader will discover such incidental insights as his theory of why Eskimos gave up kissing for rubbing noses and what the young Marquis de Sade's nanny said that may have suggested all those weird ideas. But the casual reader will learn something too. And not just that the author has entirely too much time on his hands. Interspersed among these views of the passing scene are subtle indications that--paddles or not--we may all of us be headed up the creek. So to speak.
Category: Fiction

Over The Hill You Pick Up Speed

Author : Nardi Reeder Campion
ISBN : 1584655267
Genre : Humor
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From the heartbreak of giving up one's driver's license to the joys of geriatric dating, Nardi Reeder Campion brings her distinctive mix of wit and candor to the subject of aging. The eighty-eight-year-old author approaches the challenges of growing older with imagination and an undimmed zest for life, from exercises that improve one's memory ("for me, memory is the thing I forget with") to creative solutions to being carless in rural America (she does not recommend hitchhiking). Campion considers with amusement both the things that change (society's attitudes toward sex) and those that remain the same (her own inability to use the f-word). She shares her love of tea and travel, her pleasure in family and friends, and her ongoing frustration at her penchant for losing items large and small, worthless and precious. And she introduces us to some notable people she has met along the way whose influence she continues to feel. Whether inviting her retirement home neighbors to watch a belly-dancer or taking a long-dreamed-of trip to Paris and Normandy at eighty-six, Campion shows that aging can be both funny and fun. If you or someone you know happens to be aging, this book is for you.
Category: Humor

We Re In The Mountains Not Over The Hill

Author : Susan Alcorn
ISBN : 0936034025
Genre : Social Science
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Humorous and informative stories from three dozen women who have hiked the Appalachian Trail and many other footpaths--their insight and practical wisdom should inspire men and women of all ages.
Category: Social Science

Out Of The Woods But Not Over The Hill

Author : Gervase Phinn
ISBN : 9781848949294
Genre : Biography & Autobiography
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For Gervase Phinn growing old is not about a leisurely walk to the pub for a game of dominoes or snoozing in his favourite armchair. As this sparkling collection of his very best humorous writing shows, he may be ‘out of the woods’ but he is certainly not ‘over the hill’. Looking back over more than sixty years of family life, teaching, inspecting schools, writing and public speaking, Gervase never fails to unearth humour, character, warmth and wisdom from the most diverse of experiences, whether they be growing up in Rotherham with the most un-Yorkshirelike of names or describing why loud mobile phone users get his goat. Brimming with nostalgia, gently mocking life’s absurdities, never shy of an opinion, this is Gervase Phinn at his wittiest, twinkly-eyed best.
Category: Biography & Autobiography

Over The Hill

Author : Andre Dubus
ISBN : OCLC:863638342
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Once You Re Over The Hill You Begin To Pick Up Speed

Author : Selma Jacob
ISBN : 0929173120
Genre : Humor
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The author shares her observations on aging, truthfulness, self-esteem, compliments, friendship, bad habits, guilt, hobbies, and the past
Category: Humor