ONE GRUMP OR TWO

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One Grump Or Two

Author : Arthur Grump
ISBN : 190603253X
Genre : Humor
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All you want is a decent cup of tea. But oh no, modern Britain doesn’t want to give you that. It wants to sell you a fancy Dan coffee in a mug the size of a popcorn bucket, complete with double cream, chocolate sprinkles, and no change from a five pound note. And that’s just for starters. Everywhere you look, modern life has turned common sense completely on its head. Call centres keep you on hold from three different continents. Train doors close thirty seconds before departure. And as if there wasn't enough cheese on your pizza already, they're now stuffing it into your crust as well. From speed cameras to organic vegetables, mobile phones to celebrity idiots, this hilarious new book lays bare the sheer lunacy of modern living. One Grump or Two is for everyone who has ever found Great Britain is starting to grate, and dreams of a world where football matches start at 3 o’clock on a Saturday afternoon, the top forty is full of songs you can whistle in the bath, and cafés still serve you a proper cup of tea.
Category: Humor

Harlequin Desire May 2015 Box Set 1 Of 2

Author : Maureen Child
ISBN : 9781460391044
Genre : Fiction
File Size : 38.91 MB
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Do you love stories with sexy, romantic heroes who have it all—wealth, status, and incredibly good looks? Harlequin® Desire brings you all this and more with these three new full-length titles for one great price! This Desire box set includes Triple the Fun by USA TODAY bestselling author Maureen Child, Kissed by a Rancher by USA TODAY bestselling author Sara Orwig and Secret Heiress, Secret Baby by Emily McKay. Look for 6 new compelling stories every month from Harlequin® Desire!
Category: Fiction

The Grumpy Golfer S Handbook

Author : Ivor Grump
ISBN : 1906032971
Genre : Humor
File Size : 70.14 MB
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Following in the curmudgeonly footsteps of One Grump or Two and The Grumpy Driver’s Handbook, Grumpy Golfer is a compilation of all things miserable about playing golf. Mark Twain famously said, “golf is a good walk spoiled,” but actually it’s a lot worse than that. Golf can be a good life spoiled after you become enraged with the behaviour of a Stableford competitor and bury a sand wedge in a place where it’s impossible to get relief. All the evils of golf are included: the slice, the hook, the snap-hook, the shank, the first tee duff and the yips. There are also sections on annoying hazards, such as lakes, streams, trees, deep bunkers, greenkeepers, dog walkers and bringing along the girlfriend. There are the usual tirades against a variety of golf-themed items: clubhouses, two-tier driving ranges, golf gloves, ladies tees, pitch and putt, the 1-iron, geriatric fourballs, golf magazines, scorecard pencils, Peter Allis, links courses, bizarre putters, metal drivers and winter rules. All in all, a great book for grumps.
Category: Humor

Webster S Ii New College Dictionary

Author : Webster's New World Dictionary
ISBN : 0618396012
Genre : Reference
File Size : 34.73 MB
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A newly updated edition of the dictionary features more than 200,000 definitions, as well as revised charts and tables, proofreaders' marks, synonym lists, word histories, and context examples.
Category: Reference

The Geography Of Bliss

Author : Eric Weiner
ISBN : 9781448168484
Genre : Travel
File Size : 37.57 MB
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What makes a nation happy? Is one country's sense of happiness the same as another's? In the last two decades, psychologists and economists have learned a lot about who's happy and who isn't. The Dutch are, the Romanians aren't, and Americans are somewhere in between... After years of going to the world's least happy countries, Eric Weiner, a veteran foreign correspondent, decided to travel and evaluate each country's different sense of happiness and discover the nation that seemed happiest of all. ·He discovers the relationship between money and happiness in tiny and extremely wealthy Qatar (and it's not a good one) ·He goes to Thailand, and finds that not thinking is a contented way of life. ·He goes to the tiny Himalayan kingdom of Bhutan, and discovers they have an official policy of Gross National Happiness! ·He asks himself why the British don't do happiness? In Weiner's quest to find the world's happiest places, he eats rotten Icelandic shark, meditates in Bangalore, visits strip clubs in Bangkok and drinks himself into a stupor in Reykjavik. Full of inspired moments, The Geography of Bliss accomplishes a feat few travel books dare and even fewer achieve: to make you happier.
Category: Travel

The Grumpy Driver S Handbook

Author : Cedric Grump
ISBN : 1906032793
Genre : Humor
File Size : 23.25 MB
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Following in the curmudgeonly footsteps of One Grump or Two, The Grumpy Driver's Handbook is a celebration of all that is miserable and tedious on the road. Driving brings out the worst in even the most mild mannered individual and so a book on the worst habits in motoring and the "joys" of car ownership is the natural gift for the career grump. Spurred on by endless roadworks, coned-off lanes, BMW drivers, white van men, speed cameras, lunatic cyclists, rude taxi drivers, and kamikaze motorcyclists, the grump has an ocean of opportunity for expression. The Grumpy Driver's Handbook (including "The Highway Grump") tackles the evils of lane swappers, caravan owners, bumper huggers, rubber neckers, light jumpers, hard shoulder cruisers, sleeping policemen, and speaking policemen.
Category: Humor

One Stroke Two Survivors

Author : Berenice Kleiman
ISBN : 1596240067
Genre : Biography & Autobiography
File Size : 33.18 MB
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Category: Biography & Autobiography

Webster S Ii New College Dictionary

Author : Houghton Mifflin Company
ISBN : 0395962145
Genre : Reference
File Size : 79.67 MB
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Features more than 200,000 definitions, as well as revised charts and tables, proofreaders' marks, synonym lists, word histories, context examples, separate biographical and geographical entries, abbreviations, and foreign phrases
Category: Reference

Dictionary Of Newfoundland English

Author : George Morley Story
ISBN : 0802068197
Genre : Reference
File Size : 41.70 MB
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First published in 1982 to international acclaim, the Dictionary of Newfoundland English introduced the world to an incredibly rich dialect with deep roots in Ireland and the English West Country.
Category: Reference

Witches At War The Wickedest Witch

Author : Martin Howard
ISBN : 9781843652168
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
File Size : 21.48 MB
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An hilariously funny and entertaining story of the world of witches for 8-12 year olds
Category: Juvenile Fiction