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Once Upon A Slime

Author : Andy Maxwell
ISBN : 9780316510400
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
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A slapstick, fractured fairy-tale mashup meets the evergreen kid obsession with slime. Once upon a time--gloooooooorp! Ew, gross! Who slimed Goldilocks? Was it the Three Bears, exacting revenge? Not a chance! They're next on the list of fairy-tale sliming victims! Red Riding Hood, the Wolf, Rapunzel, the Three Pigs...they're all under attack. Who could be the mastermind behind this icky, sticky plan? Young detectives can look for clues and solve the mystery in this picture book whodunnit that's positively oozing with wit and charm, perfect for fans of Patrick McDonnell's A Perfectly Messed-Up Story.
Category: Juvenile Fiction

Once Upon A Slime

Author : Andy Griffiths
ISBN : 9781743287859
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
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"Wildly entertaining... A brilliant resource." - Books and Publishing Crammed full of examples from Andy and Terry's bestselling books, Once upon a Slime is designed to inspire you to have as much fun playing with ideas, words and drawings as Andy and Terry do when they get together to create their crazy cartoons, ridiculous rhymes, silly stories, comic novels and stupid guide books. Is this the right book for you? Take the SLIME TEST and find out. - Have you ever wondered where ideas come from and how stories are made? - Would you like to know the true stories behind some of Andy and Terry's books and characters? - Would you like to discover 45 great ways to have fun with words and pictures? SCORE: If you answered YES to any of these questions, then this is definitely the right book for you! If you answered NO to all of these questions then you are an IDIOT and this is DEFINITELY the right book for you!
Category: Juvenile Fiction

Once Upon A Slime

Author : Mark McLaughlin
ISBN : 9185075019
Genre : Fiction
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Blubbering Blasphemies and Aberrant AbominationsEach year, hundreds of horror authors gather for a four-day weekend at the World Horror Convention-and on Saturday night, when the clock strikes twelve, the Gross-Out Story-Reading Contest begins.Mark McLaughlin's readings have always placed high in the contest, and he has won first place twice. McLaughlin's stories always combined hilarious plotlines with clever wordplay and outrageous characters. He is now one of the official judges of the contest. ONCE UPON A SLIME gathers all of McLaughlin's entries in the contest in one volume. It also includes many more extreme-and extremely funny-stories, many new to the collection. There are some serious stories, too, like the previously unpublished science-fiction adventure, Tell Your Secrets to the Slime. This volume also features some of Mark's collaborations with horror talents Rain Graves, Michael Arnzen and Michael McCarty.Here are just a few of the thrilling stories in this volume: When We Was Fla Old Lady Cat-TrashDracula Has Risen From The SofaVulture Soup For The SoullessA Beauty Treatment For Mrs. HamogeorgakisThro Deck The Halls With GuacamoleNotes Concerning The Death And/Or Decomposition of RealityThe Agony Of Claude BawlsCity Of Two-Thousand SinsDr. Jekyll Hydes The SausageThe Embrace Of KugappaThe Odour Out Of The Terrible Old ManSo strap yourself in for a wild ride, complete with murderous North Pole elves, an evil rock group, self-help zombies, a disturbing pink meteorite and a soul-stealing octopus demon. And it all happened ONCE UPON A SLIME.
Category: Fiction

Once Upon A Curse

Author : E. D. Baker
ISBN : 9781582349114
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
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Emma, who is both a princess and a powerful witch, must travel back in time to end a family curse or risk losing her true love, Prince Eadric, forever.
Category: Juvenile Fiction

Once Upon A Time Traveler

Author : Joshua Light
ISBN : 9781490855103
Genre : Religion
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Three brilliant scientists harness the power to fold time and visit the past and future like a common tourist. One scientist formulates a tour of Biblical events because he believes in God, but the tour is reluctantly and accidentally traveled by a scientist who does not. What will unbelieving eyes see, and how will they interpret the most significant supernatural events of all time? The tour embraces world history from the beginning of creation and into the future, where Biblical prophecy tells us that dangerous people will control the whole world, countless millions of people will evaporate, and society will plunge into darkness. What if a time traveler visited just two years into the future after the Biblical Prophetic clock has already started ticking? And then catapulted into the past, where Earth is like another planet entirely? What kind of world, and what kind of tribulation would he find? And as an unbeliever, how would he respond to it? Light deals with the issues of Biblical prophecy, recent young-earth creation, a literal and startling twist on how things were, and how things will be. Set aside the notions of being left behind, and embrace the idea of being brought along, in the circuits of Earth’s end-to-end timeline. Enter a future we’d rather forget, and a history that nobody remembers.
Category: Religion

With A Little Help From My Fiends

Author : Michael McCarty
ISBN : 9781479403677
Genre : Fiction
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"Michael McCarty's 'A Little Help from My Fiends' truly shines. His collection of short stories is a lovingly created, watered with blood and harvested at the peak of ripeness kind of work. The approach to the collection is so fresh that -- were it a steak -- you would note still a bit of warmth and even a faint pulse. You see, each story in this collection is co-authored with another excellent storyteller. Mark McLaughlin, Terrie Leigh Relf and Dave Miller, to name a few, make appearances. Each short story is prefaced with a few words that identify the co-author, point to an interesting tidbit of the tale's creation, and never fail to show McCarty lauding the co-author while remaining modestly in the background." -- Sylvia Cochran
Category: Fiction

Once Upon A Dream

Author : Nora Roberts
ISBN : 1101191120
Genre : Fiction
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#1 New York Times bestselling author Nora Roberts presents four romantic stories of impossible dreams come true... In Nora Roberts’s “In Dreams,” a beautiful young woman is drawn to a castle in the forests of Ireland and becomes the link to a stranger’s past—and the curse that has trapped him forever in the eternity of his own dreams. In Jill Gregory’s “The Sorcerer’s Daughter,” the fate of a captive wizard depends on his lovely daughter—and the intentions of a spellcast adventurer who dreams of a priceless treasure, and a love that could be the greatest reward of all. In Ruth Ryan Langan’s “The Enchantment,” two strangers seek refuge in an abandoned estate on a storm-swept night—only to discover that their most elusive dreams of romance are as enchanted, and as real, as true love itself. In Marianne Willman’s “The Bridge of Sighs,” an American art appraiser becomes haunted by dreams of a lonely young girl while visiting Venice—a vision that illuminates a tragic past, and a future of endless love.
Category: Fiction

Slime After Slime

Author : Mark McLaughlin
ISBN : 1929653816
Genre : Fiction
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Mark McLaughlin?s 2003 story collection, Once Upon A Slime, gathered into one volume all of his entries in the World Horror Convention?s Gross-Out Story-Reading Contests. His readings have always placed high in the contest over the years, and he has won first place twice. That collection also included more of McLaughlin?s hilarious tales, told in his wicked and inimitable style.Now this new trade paperback, Slime After Slime, takes the very best tales from Once Upon A Slime and combines them with a fresh new crop of shocking stories, making this volume the definitive collection of McLaughlin?s most gruesome and goo-some work.Ellen Datlow, acclaimed editor of The Year?s Best Fantasy and Horror, has called Bram Stoker Award-winning author Mark McLaughlin ?The Clown Prince of Horror.? So strap yourself in, because the Prince is sending some king-sized shockwaves your way...time after time, SLIME AFTER SLIME.
Category: Fiction