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Hot Mamalah

Author : Lisa Alcalay Klug
ISBN : 9781449421069
Genre : Humor
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Jewish women are legend: the expert mavens, the wack-job meshuggeners, the "your-business-is-my-business" yentas, and all the others keeping you well entertained, well loved, and well fed. We know them. Now we can become them. Hot Mamalah: The Ultimate Guide for Every Woman of the Tribe is the Jewish woman's first mock-you-manual. This hilarious lifestyle guide both parodies and celebrates the strengths, idiosyncrasies, challenges, and triumphs of Jewish women in four chapters. Spoofing a menu, there are the cocktails, appetizers, entrees, and desserts of life--with humorous essays, witty recipes, and almost 300 images, including original illustrations. Hot Mamalah is much more than an appetizer to your own happiness. It's an appetite for living, for having fun, and having chutzpah. It's about feeding yourself, your family, your friends, and your fantasies. It's about playing by your own rules, speaking your mind, looking fine, and saving a dime. It's about being sexy, dynamic, and audacious. It's about throwing a party wherever you go and celebrating whoever you are with all the mojo of the boldly beautiful who came before you, dishing up one over-the-top delectable at a time. If you like being a Jewish woman--and let's face it, who doesn't?--you'll love this book. Give in to your higher self, your greater self, your more flamboyant self with Hot Mamalah. It's the greatest innovation since pink leopard print.
Category: Humor

The New Partridge Dictionary Of Slang And Unconventional English

Author : Tom Dalzell
ISBN : 9781317372523
Genre : Foreign Language Study
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Booklist Top of the List Reference Source The heir and successor to Eric Partridge's brilliant magnum opus, The Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English, this two-volume New Partridge Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English is the definitive record of post WWII slang. Containing over 60,000 entries, this new edition of the authoritative work on slang details the slang and unconventional English of the English-speaking world since 1945, and through the first decade of the new millennium, with the same thorough, intense, and lively scholarship that characterized Partridge's own work. Unique, exciting and, at times, hilariously shocking, key features include: unprecedented coverage of World English, with equal prominence given to American and British English slang, and entries included from Australia, New Zealand, Canada, India, South Africa, Ireland, and the Caribbean emphasis on post-World War II slang and unconventional English published sources given for each entry, often including an early or significant example of the term’s use in print. hundreds of thousands of citations from popular literature, newspapers, magazines, movies, and songs illustrating usage of the headwords dating information for each headword in the tradition of Partridge, commentary on the term’s origins and meaning New to this edition: A new preface noting slang trends of the last five years Over 1,000 new entries from the US, UK and Australia New terms from the language of social networking Many entries now revised to include new dating, new citations from written sources and new glosses The New Partridge Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English is a spectacular resource infused with humour and learning – it’s rude, it’s delightful, and it’s a prize for anyone with a love of language. In addition to this hard back two volume set, The New Partridge Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English will also be the first slang dictionary available on-line, giving readers unprecedented access to the rich world of slang. For details, including hardback plus on-line bundle offers, please visit www.partridgeslangonline.com
Category: Foreign Language Study

Caught Up

Author : Xin•Xin
ISBN : 9781475916416
Genre : Fiction
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Can a brother ever get a break? Ron Jenkins a successful accountant, quite the numbers man understands the dynamics of balancing any budget but can’t seem to place his personal life in place. Money can solve many things but finding his mother fighting breast cancer and his sister’s mysterious disappearance under the secret hands of domestic violence does he really have the strength to pull it all together while trying to sooth sweetness into a fed up bitter black woman?
Category: Fiction

Dare To Love Again The Heart Of San Francisco Book 2

Author : Julie Lessman
ISBN : 9781441236746
Genre : Fiction
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Spunky Allison McClare is determined to be a fearless, independent woman, resorting to a mammoth hat pin for protection on her way to and from the school where she teaches. But when she takes a notion to explore the wild Barbary Coast she quickly discovers she is no match for rum-soaked brute strength. Detective Nick Barone would rather do almost anything than teach this petite socialite jiu-jitsu, but it seems he has little choice in the matter. Sparks fly every time the two meet until a grudging friendship develops into something deeper. But when Nick suddenly leaves town, Allison realizes he's a fraud just like all the rest of the men she's cared for. Does she dare love again? The lushness of the glorious Gilded Age beautifully showcases Lessman's passion as a writer in this engaging love story written with humor and heart. From the glamour of San Francisco's Nob Hill to the seedy gambling dens of the Barbary Coast, Dare to Love Again is a journey to find a love that never fails. Fans will love revisiting the world of the cousins McClare, and new readers will seek more of Julie's passion-filled novels.
Category: Fiction

Just Another Manic Mum Day

Author : Mink Elliott
ISBN : 9780748125807
Genre : Fiction
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Roxy, Jack and daughter Joey, three, are building a new life for themselves in sunny Sydney, Australia, but Roxy's finding it hard to settle down. When she discovers she's pregnant again, things become even more complicated - how will she cope with a second child? Frustrated at the lack of places for stressed-out mums to go, Roxy and her new friend, Shoshanna, set up Just Another Manic Mum-Day - a café catering exclusively for parents. But when an opportunity arises for Roxy to return to England, she realises just how much she's missed home . . .
Category: Fiction

You F Coffee Sir

Author : Liz And Julie
ISBN : 1905692552
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Looks at the ever-expanding world of aviation and the adventures the authors have within the aviation industry. This book is about travel, fabulous destinations, glamour, romance, drama, fashion, and music.
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Mademoiselle

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ISBN : IND:30000080848942
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Code 3

Author : Sean C. Cusack
ISBN : 9781469100715
Genre : Biography & Autobiography
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The year was 1995 and three very successful private ambulance companies joined forces in a mammoth merger to thwart the impending threat of FMR (Frequent Medical Response), the U.S.A.s largest nationally based private ambulance company. Power Ambulance from Chicago, Reagan-Stiller Ambulance from Greater Chicagoland, and Baileys Ambulance from southern Illinois and Indiana combined forces to become Tri*Medic Transport Incorporated. Code 3: The Rise & Fall of a Private Ambulance Empire proves that people from all walks of life are attracted to the strange realm that is Emergency Medical Services (E.M.S.). But like average employees, many of them come and go. Like druggies, they get their quick fix and then they leave. E.M.S. sees them come and go like the motions of the ocean. But what they leave behind are their unforgettable stories. Code 3: The Rise & Fall of a Private Ambulance Empire is not your typical novel about the heroisms of what takes place in the back of an ambulance, rather, Code 3 takes you on a fast-paced lights and sirens ride through the delightful disgraces that are hidden well from the public eye. The tribulations of the mighty E.M.S. Tri*Medic are well chronicled in this in-depth partisan culture of the unique private ambulance company world. Code 3: The Rise & Fall of a Private Ambulance Empire is a dauntless expos of Nazi Germany and the Titanic Disaster, uniquely intertwined in the unforgiving E.M.S. field of battle. Code 3 is set inside a huge garage on the north side of Chicago that is a branch of the massive private ambulance company merger. It was inside this garage that most of the mayhem took place, making for an unforgettable reading experience. Like the stories and characters involved in the inception of this novel, you will never forget it.
Category: Biography & Autobiography

Freedom

Author : Catherine Rillera
ISBN : 9780595270880
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
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On her sixteenth birthday, Ruth feels incredibly lonely despite a family full of brothers and sisters. Ruth's strict parents create an oppessive environment leaving Ruth wondering, "How can I change my life for the better?" She decides to reach out to a student in her high school. When this contact turns into a friendship, she is invited to join a group called Freedom. Freedom helps teenagers become adults they can be proud of: by challenging them to question the world around them, to seek answers to tough questions, to get to know other people so they can make informed decisions about the choices that adults have to make. From there she begins on an adventure of meeting those challenges and of self-discovery. She is intrumental in beginning an organization called Sanctuary which continues the work of Freedom. This whole process changes the lives of herself, her family, her neighborhood, and the community. Yes, and maybe the country is changed for the better too.
Category: Juvenile Fiction

My Way

Author : Paul Anka
ISBN : 9781250035202
Genre : Biography & Autobiography
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A teen idol of the 1950s who virtually invented the singer/songwriter/heartthrob combination that still tops pop music today, Paul Anka rocketed to fame with a slew of hits-from "Diana" to "Put Your Head on my Shoulder"-that earned him a place touring with the major stars of his era, including Chuck Berry, Jerry Lee Lewis, and Buddy Holly. He wrote Holly's last hit, and just missed joining the rocker on his final, fatal plane flight. Anka also stepped in front of the camera in the teen beach-party movie era, scoring the movies and romancing their starlets, including Annette Funicello. When the British invasion made his fans swoon for a new style of music-and musician--Anka made sure he wasn't conquered. A rapier-canny businessman and image-builder who took his career into his own hands-just as he had from the very beginning, swiping his mother's car at fourteen to drive himself, underage, to his first gigs in Quebec-Anka toured the world until he could return home in triumph. A charter member of the Rat Pack, he wrote the theme music for The Tonight Show as well as his friend Frank Sinatra's anthem "My Way". By the 1970s, a multi-decade string of pop chart-toppers, including "Puppy Love" and "(You're) Having My Baby", cemented his status as an icon. My Way is bursting with rich, rollicking stories of the business and the people in Anka's life: Elizabeth Taylor, Dodi Fayed, Tom Jones, Michael Jackson, Adnan Khashoggi, Little Richard, Brooke Shields, Johnny Roselli, Sammy Davis, Jr., Brigitte Bardot, Barnum & Bailey Circus acrobats, and many more. Anka is forthcoming, funny and smart as a whip about the business he's been in for almost six decades. My Way moves from New York to Vegas, from the casino stage to backstages all over the world. It's the most entertaining autobiography of the year.
Category: Biography & Autobiography

Ulysses

Author : James Joyce
ISBN : UVA:X000981491
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Lab Rat Manifesto

Author : Brett Stout
ISBN : 9780615152790
Genre : Fiction
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Lab Rat Manifesto is the culmination of a lifetime of hard living and constant dissolution. This content is not for the meek or those with pacemakers. Most of the literature contained within the pages of this novel will either make you laugh and relate, or make you throw the book down in disgust. The stories within Lab Rat Manifesto match the angst dullness and insanity that fill the lives of people shunned and living on the outskirts of society in today's America. This is just one loser's documentation of that.
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New Society

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ISBN : STANFORD:36105119145998
Genre : Great Britain
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Among Thieves

Author : Mez Packer
ISBN : UOM:39015080834446
Genre : Fiction
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It's 1984 and two ex-campus drug dealers are locked in a feud of mysterious origin. Chilly Pads has the upper hand and the money, while Andy has the charisma and the girls. But when Andy sets up a disastrous deal with IRA gangsters, he's paid in fake dollars?and, much to Pads' delight, needs his help financing a scam to recoup his money. The two leaders send a shady pair?ska-loving Jez and Jamaican Bas?to launder the money in Spain, where Jez becomes convinced they're being followed and completely unravels. When they meet beautiful, feisty Becca, they worry that Pads may have hired her to spoil the group plans, and carry out his own. Either way, Becca impresses Andy and Chilly Pads and they recruit her for the next big job?smuggling hash into the UK from India.
Category: Fiction

Keyboard

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ISBN : UOM:39015056341871
Genre : Electronic musical instruments
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Blue Eyed Devil

Author : Lisa Kleypas
ISBN : 9781429951838
Genre : Fiction
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The New York Times bestselling author of Sugar Daddy is back with her most breathtaking, hot-and-bothered novel yet! MEET THE BLUE-EYED DEVIL His name is Hardy Cates. He's a self-made millionaire who comes from the wrong side of the tracks. He's made enemies in the rough-and-tumble ride to the top of Houston's oil industry. He's got hot blood in his veins. And vengeance on his mind. MEET THE HEIRESS She's Haven Travis. Despite her family's money, she refuses to set out on the path they've chosen for her. But when Haven marries a man her family disapproves of, her life is set on a new and dangerous course. Two years later, Haven comes home, determined to guard her heart. And Hardy Cates, a family enemy, is the last person she needs darkening her door or setting her soul on fire. WATCH THE SPARKS FLY. . . . Filled with Lisa Kleypas's trademark sensuality, filled with characters you love to hate and men you love to love, Blue-Eyed Devil will hold you captive in its storytelling power as the destiny of two people unfolds with every magical word.
Category: Fiction

Esquire

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ISBN : UVA:X000021864
Genre : Fashion
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Category: Fashion

New York

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ISBN : NWU:35556017238528
Genre : New York (N.Y.)
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Category: New York (N.Y.)