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The Jumbo Duct Tape Book

Author : Jim Berg
ISBN : 9780761169024
Genre : Humor
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Did you know that duct tape can turn any item of clothing into rainwear? That duct tape over a computer screen will keep your kids from surfing naughty sites on the Web? That a perfect solution for those easy-to-lose TV remotes is to duct tape them to your arm? (Not only won't you lose it, you'll never have to relinquish control over it, either!) But can you also believe that Jim and Tim's creative ideas for duct tape spawned not just one bestselling book, but three, plus a calendar? And now the ultimate collection? With two-thirds of the material drawn from their previous books and calendars and one-third all-new, The Jumbo Duct Tape Book is pure nuttiness to the nth degree. The premise is right there, on page one: "One rule can get you through life. It if ain't stuck and it's supposed to be, duct tape it." But of course it's the interpretation that counts-like duct taping the gas pedal for cruise control, or duct taping marbles to your pressure points for instant reflexology. And then there's bending the rule-transforming sneakers into golf shoes by punching nails through duct tape and taping it to the soles, saving energy by taping all switches in the off position. Plus cosmetic dentistry (use white tape for the "The Mask" look, silver for the metal-mouth bad guy look), cell phone safety (tape phone to side of head while driving so hands stay on wheel), home decorating (use duct tape for easy drapery tie-backs). You can even convert the book to a "hard cover" by taping a piece of 1/4 inch sheet of plate steel to the front and back covers. It'll last for years!
Category: Humor

Duct Shui

Author : Duct Tape Guys
ISBN : 076112635X
Genre : Humor
File Size : 47.26 MB
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"The Duct Tape Guys*" take on the trendy subject of feng shui (Duct Shui, as they call it) and reveal secrets of achieving harmony and happiness, all through the use of duct tape. Illustrations.
Category: Humor

Duct Shui

Author : Jim Berg
ISBN : 076112635X
Genre : Humor
File Size : 71.59 MB
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East meets West meets Duct Tape. Stumbling headfirst into the ancient Chinese philosophy of feng shui, The Duct Tape Guys emerge totally bewildered--but not before creating their own breathtakingly crazy philosophy. Duct Shui, as they call it, reveals secrets of achieving harmony and happiness, all through the use of you-know-what. With its terrific die-cut package (just to hold it feels peaceful, like a perfectly balanced roll of duct tape), Duct Shui is the newest work of inspired nuttiness from the guys who created the 365 Days of Duct Tape Calendar, The Jumbo Duct Tape Book, and other books. In feng shui, wind chimes and bird feeders stimulate the flow of chi (energy) in a yard. In Duct Shui, attract birds by duct taping plastic decoys to a birdbath. In feng shui, placing a wind chime in the front area of a home or office will summon people to help you. Duct Shui teaches that if you really want help, get some duct tape stuck in your hair and then pull hard--the screams will draw plenty of attention. In feng shui, a wind chime over the stove will cure binge eating. Duct Shui says enough with the wind chimes already!-you can cure binge eating by placing duct tape firmly across your mouth. Includes a Da Ktap compass (instead of the Pa Kua compass used by feng shui consultants), its very own mantra (Duct Tape, Duct Tape, Duct Tape, whispered until tranquility or sleep is achieved), and a paean to that essential influence-the couch. Just take a roll, tear off a piece, and hear the energy crackle.
Category: Humor

Stump The Duct Tape Guys

Author : Jim Berg
ISBN : 9780740754951
Genre : Humor
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The Duct Tape Guys are on a roll. Their six Duct Tape books and many calendars have sold over two million copies, a testament to the universal appeal of duct tape. In Stump the Duct Tape Guys, America's most popular fix-it duo unrolls more inventive and hilarious advice guaranteed to stick to your funny bone.According to Jim and Tim, "If duct tape isn't the answer, then you must be asking the wrong question!" To prove it, they have collected the best and funniest questions and answers from the popular Stump the Duct Tape Guys section of their massive Web site (www.ducttapeguys.com), where real people submit problems that you wouldn't think could be fixed with duct tape. The Duct Tape Guys put on their thinking caps (made entirely out of duct tape, of course) and come up with solutions that never fail to satisfy, or at least amuse, their audience. From broken toasters to broken hearts, the Duct Tape Guys find a way to show that "It ain't broke, it just lacks duct tape."
Category: Humor

99 Bottles Of Beer On The Wall

Author : Tim Nyberg
ISBN : 9780740760747
Genre : Humor
File Size : 20.38 MB
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There's only one drinking song that everybody knows and loves: "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall"! For those who have trouble making it through all 99 verses (perhaps after imbibing a few beers themselves), best-selling author, Duct Tape Guy, and comic genius Tim Nyberg has put together "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall," Perfect for the beer lover in all of us, "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" contains the song's complete, unabridged lyrics, illustrated and easy to follow in this handy pocket-sized book. Also included are alternate lyrics for nondrinkers, an optional final verse, and sheet music in case readers tire of singing a cappella. "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" is the perfect gift for friends, family, fraternity brothers, and bar buddies. Because whether they're paying homage to stouts, draughts, ales, porters, maltsAor just plain cold onesAeveryone needs "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall!"
Category: Humor

Weekly World News

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Rooted in the creative success of over 30 years of supermarket tabloid publishing, the Weekly World News has been the world's only reliable news source since 1979. The online hub www.weeklyworldnews.com is a leading entertainment news site.

Mad Scientist Handbook Two

Author :
ISBN : 0399527753
Genre : Juvenile Nonfiction
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A collection of experiments includes those that can be performed using ordinary household objects, such as making a battery from money or a beach ball-powered elevator, plus explanations of why each works. Original.
Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

The Jumbo Book Of Paper Crafts

Author : Amanda Lewis
ISBN : PSU:000050217069
Genre : Crafts & Hobbies
File Size : 68.22 MB
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Offers instructions for over fifty folded, cut, glued, and woven paper crafts, including a Japanese doll bookmark, fan earrings, paper beads, picture frames, and woven baskets.
Category: Crafts & Hobbies

Small Things Considered

Author : Henry Petroski
ISBN : PSU:000054055650
Genre : Technology & Engineering
File Size : 24.11 MB
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A professor of civil engineering considers ordinary objects as works in progress, taking readers inside the creative design process and revealing the fluidity that accompanies the shape of chairs, lightbulbs, toothbrushes, door knobs, and light switches, among other commonplace objects. Reprint. 17,500 first printing.
Category: Technology & Engineering

Indigo Awakening The Hunted Book 1

Author : Jordan Dane
ISBN : 9781472007735
Genre : Fiction
File Size : 82.57 MB
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Because of what you are, the Believers will hunt you down.
Category: Fiction