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Hilarious Lawyer Jokes

Author : Steven D. Price
ISBN : 9781629149851
Genre : Humor
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What is it about lawyers that has made them the butt of hundreds and hundreds of jokes over the centuries? Whatever the reason, everyone—including lawyers and judges themselves—has had a hearty chuckle over attorney-aimed humor. Hilarious Lawyer Jokes pokes the most fun (and malice) at a profession that has been targeted with humorous jabs for centuries. From this single hilarious source, with full-color illustrations, get your one-liners (Q: How many lawyer jokes are there? A: Only three. The rest are true stories.), your historical and literary quotations (Litigation: A machine that you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage—Ambrose Bierce: The Devil’s Dictionary), and all the lengthier, fun-to-share forensic funnies you can handle, such as: A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, “I love my BMW, I love my BMW.” Focusing on his car, not his driving, he smashed into a tree. He miraculously survived, but his car was totaled. “My BMW! My BMW!” he sobbed. A good Samaritan drove by and cried out, “Sir, sir, you’re bleeding. And, my god, your left arm is gone!” The lawyer looked down and screamed, “My Rolex! My Rolex!” In summation, you must find Hilarious Lawyer Jokes guilty of disorder in court and sentence all who read this perfect gift for any lawyer, client, judge, law student, or wannabe attorney to many hours of laughter.
Category: Humor

Lowering The Bar

Author : Marc Galanter
ISBN : 0299213544
Genre : Humor
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What do you call 600 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? Marc Galanter calls it an opportunity to investigate the meanings of a rich and time-honored genre of American humor: lawyer jokes. Lowering the Bar analyzes hundreds of jokes from Mark Twain classics to contemporary anecdotes about Dan Quayle, Johnnie Cochran, and Kenneth Starr. Drawing on representations of law and lawyers in the mass media, political discourse, and public opinion surveys, Galanter finds that the increasing reliance on law has coexisted uneasily with anxiety about the “legalization” of society. Informative and always entertaining, his book explores the tensions between Americans’ deep-seated belief in the law and their ambivalence about lawyers.
Category: Humor

Five Hundred Great Lawyer Jokes

Author : Jeff Rovin
ISBN : 0451173872
Genre : Humor
File Size : 76.33 MB
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A collection of jokes whose targets are lawyers features five hundred jokes poking fun at lawyers, judges, defendants, plaintiffs, and others in the legal system. Original.
Category: Humor

Funny The Book

Author : David Misch
ISBN : 9781557839664
Genre : Performing Arts
File Size : 71.74 MB
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FUNNY: THE BOOK - EVERYTHING YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT COMEDY
Category: Performing Arts

The Funny Boy Adventures

Author : Dan Gutman
ISBN : 9781480466159
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
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A special four-in-one edition of Dan Gutman’s hilarious and delightful Funny Boy series In Funny Boy Meets the Airsick Alien from Andromeda, Funny Boy—a smart-aleck from the planet Crouton with the galaxy’s best sense of humor—shoots his brother with a spitball, and his parents strap him into a spaceship and blast him to Earth. Things get strange right away. A planet-gobbling alien is about to attack his new home, and Funny Boy doesn’t have any weapons besides a talking dog and a razor-sharp wit. In Funny Boy Versus the Bubble-Brained Barbers from the Big Bang, Funny Boy, just like Superman, has mastered the powers he gained when he landed on Earth. He’s not super strong or super fast, but his super sense of humor lets him crack jokes faster than a speeding bullet. Now he must face the least hilarious thing in the universe: the first day of school. As he tries to fit in among his human peers, Funny Boy learns that three intergalactic barbers have come to steal every strand of hair on Earth. He’ll have to dust off his freshest material to stop them, because everybody knows there’s nothing funny about a bad haircut. In Funny Boy Takes on the Chit-Chatting Cheeses from Chattanooga, the nation’s cattle have gotten too smart for their own good. Tired of letting humans steal their milk, American cows have gone on strike. This is trouble for anybody who likes cheese. Funny Boy is mourning the cheese shortage when five giant cheeses fall on Wisconsin, and then begin to talk. The cheeses are aliens from the faraway planet Chattanooga, and they have come to stop the shortage. The country’s woe is ended, but something about the aliens’ story stinks worse than month-old Muenster. It will take Funny Boy and his galactic sense of humor to curdle these curds before America starts to spoil. And in Funny Boy Meets the Dumbbell Dentist from Deimos (with Dangerous Dental Decay), Funny Boy’s super-powered sense of humor has won him the love of his life: Tupper Camembert. But this riddle-flinging superhero’s work is far from over. When the president of the United States is summoned for a cleaning with Dr. Denny the dentist, he knows something is wrong—he doesn’t even have an appointment! This is a job for Funny Boy, who must once again use every joke in his arsenal to destroy the evil dentist villain and his hygienist henchmen.
Category: Juvenile Fiction

Alternative Perspectives On Lawyers And Legal Ethics

Author : Reid Mortensen
ISBN : 9781136937415
Genre : Law
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The book features important contributions taking contemporary and non-mainstream perspectives on legal ethics and the legal profession. The volume provides insights into legal culture and ethics in a range of countries and makes connections between countries providing valuable insights into developments in the profession at the local and global level.
Category: Law

The Joke S On Lawyers

Author : Ysaiah Ross
ISBN : 1862872406
Genre : Law
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Question: How many lawyer jokes are in existence?Answer: Only three. All the rest are true stories. Jokes about lawyers - prolific, terrible, hilarious, cruel - this book is full of them. But why so many? Why do we find lawyers so funny? It used to be the Irish. Or blondes. Why is it lawyers today? And why does no one defend them? Has it always been so? Stan Ross fills the pages with joke after joke as he ponders why. The book is broken into the following groupings, with an introduction to each setting the context. Why jokes on lawyers? Devious, untrustworthy and unethical Technicians, inhuman, boring, pompous, incomprehensible and useless Hateful and contemptible Too numerous
Category: Law

The Copyright Handbook

Author : Stephen Fishman
ISBN : UOM:39015023718979
Genre : Copyright
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Category: Copyright

How To Write A Business Plan

Author : Mike P. McKeever
ISBN : 0873371844
Genre : Business planning
File Size : 24.46 MB
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Author, teacher and financial manager Mike McKeever shows how to write the business plan and loan package necessary to finance a new or expanding business and make it work. Includes fill-in-the-blank financial forms, sample business plans and a streamlined method for writing a business plan in one day.
Category: Business planning

For Sale By Owner

Author : George Devine
ISBN : 0873371313
Genre : Business & Economics
File Size : 62.45 MB
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Category: Business & Economics