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Hilarious Lawyer Jokes

Author : Steven D. Price
ISBN : 9781629149851
Genre : Humor
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What is it about lawyers that has made them the butt of hundreds and hundreds of jokes over the centuries? Whatever the reason, everyone—including lawyers and judges themselves—has had a hearty chuckle over attorney-aimed humor. Hilarious Lawyer Jokes pokes the most fun (and malice) at a profession that has been targeted with humorous jabs for centuries. From this single hilarious source, with full-color illustrations, get your one-liners (Q: How many lawyer jokes are there? A: Only three. The rest are true stories.), your historical and literary quotations (Litigation: A machine that you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage—Ambrose Bierce: The Devil’s Dictionary), and all the lengthier, fun-to-share forensic funnies you can handle, such as: A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, “I love my BMW, I love my BMW.” Focusing on his car, not his driving, he smashed into a tree. He miraculously survived, but his car was totaled. “My BMW! My BMW!” he sobbed. A good Samaritan drove by and cried out, “Sir, sir, you’re bleeding. And, my god, your left arm is gone!” The lawyer looked down and screamed, “My Rolex! My Rolex!” In summation, you must find Hilarious Lawyer Jokes guilty of disorder in court and sentence all who read this perfect gift for any lawyer, client, judge, law student, or wannabe attorney to many hours of laughter.
Category: Humor

Lawyers Joke Book

Author : Chester Croker
ISBN : 9798566321714
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Have lots of fun and laughter with this hilarious lawyers joke book. Lawyers, attorneys, legal executives, paralegals and others will enjoy this collection of funny jokes for lawyers. You will be rolling on the floor with laughter at this huge case load of gags. This mixture of lawyer jokes are laugh out loud funny and will prove that lawyers have a good sense of humor. This book is brand new in November 2020, and it is guaranteed to give you a permanent smile. Inside you will find many quality legal jokes, many cheesy lawyer jokes and many stories to make you laugh out loud. Do not delay, and buy it now!
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The World S Funniest Lawyer Jokes

Author : Steven D. Price
ISBN : 9781616082543
Genre : Humor
File Size : 57.73 MB
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The most clever, sidesplitting collection of lawyer jokes . . . bar none.
Category: Humor

Attorneys Joke Book

Author : Chester Croker
ISBN : 9798578556968
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File Size : 45.80 MB
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Have lots of fun and laughter with this huge case load of hilarious attorney jokes. This book is brand new in December 2020, and it is guaranteed to give you a permanent smile. This mixture of attorney jokes are laugh out loud funny and will prove that attorneys have a good sense of humor and are able to laugh at themselves. Inside you will find many quality attorney jokes, plenty of one-liners, many Q&A jokes and story based jokes, most of which you would have not heard before, as well as a section on 'Overheard in court' exchanges. Attorneys, legal executives, paralegals, law graduates, law students and others will enjoy this collection of funny jokes for attorneys some of which will make you laugh out loud. Don''t delay, - buy it now !
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Five Hundred Great Lawyer Jokes

Author : Jeff Rovin
ISBN : 0451173872
Genre : Humor
File Size : 56.37 MB
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A collection of jokes whose targets are lawyers features five hundred jokes poking fun at lawyers, judges, defendants, plaintiffs, and others in the legal system. Original.
Category: Humor

Lowering The Bar

Author : Marc Galanter
ISBN : 0299213544
Genre : Humor
File Size : 55.13 MB
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What do you call 600 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? Marc Galanter calls it an opportunity to investigate the meanings of a rich and time-honored genre of American humor: lawyer jokes. Lowering the Bar analyzes hundreds of jokes from Mark Twain classics to contemporary anecdotes about Dan Quayle, Johnnie Cochran, and Kenneth Starr. Drawing on representations of law and lawyers in the mass media, political discourse, and public opinion surveys, Galanter finds that the increasing reliance on law has coexisted uneasily with anxiety about the “legalization” of society. Informative and always entertaining, his book explores the tensions between Americans’ deep-seated belief in the law and their ambivalence about lawyers.
Category: Humor

Funny The Book

Author : David Misch
ISBN : 9781557839664
Genre : Performing Arts
File Size : 23.11 MB
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FUNNY: THE BOOK - EVERYTHING YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT COMEDY
Category: Performing Arts

101 Lawyer Jokes

Author : James Alexander
ISBN : 9781471745263
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Justifiably or not, lawyers all over the world have a rather bad reputation for being unfeeling, low- down, money- grasping rotters... This is supported by the huge amount of jokes poking fun at the species. Here is a collection of 101 examples - what we consider to be the funniest lawyer jokes.
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The Joke S On Lawyers

Author : Stan D. Ross
ISBN : 1862872406
Genre : Humor
File Size : 55.12 MB
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Question: How many lawyer jokes are in existence?Answer: Only three. All the rest are true stories. Jokes about lawyers - prolific, terrible, hilarious, cruel - this book is full of them. But why so many? Why do we find lawyers so funny? It used to be the Irish. Or blondes. Why is it lawyers today? And why does no one defend them? Has it always been so? Stan Ross fills the pages with joke after joke as he ponders why. The book is broken into the following groupings, with an introduction to each setting the context. Why jokes on lawyers? Devious, untrustworthy and unethical Technicians, inhuman, boring, pompous, incomprehensible and useless Hateful and contemptible Too numerous
Category: Humor

Law Society Journal

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ISBN : STANFORD:36105061999160
Genre : Bar associations
File Size : 87.41 MB
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Category: Bar associations

For Sale By Owner

Author : George Devine
ISBN : 0873371313
Genre : Business & Economics
File Size : 28.81 MB
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Category: Business & Economics

How To Write A Business Plan

Author : Mike P. McKeever
ISBN : 0873371844
Genre : Business planning
File Size : 24.91 MB
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Author, teacher and financial manager Mike McKeever shows how to write the business plan and loan package necessary to finance a new or expanding business and make it work. Includes fill-in-the-blank financial forms, sample business plans and a streamlined method for writing a business plan in one day.
Category: Business planning

500 Great Doctor Jokes

Author : Jeff Rovin
ISBN : 0451175964
Genre : Humor
File Size : 53.1 MB
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A collection of jokes about the medical profession features jokes about doctors, nurses, dentists, surgeons, psychiatrists, and medical students. Original.
Category: Humor

The Arkansas Lawyer

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ISBN : STANFORD:36105061010703
Genre : Bar associations
File Size : 30.84 MB
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Category: Bar associations

The Software Encyclopedia

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ISBN : STANFORD:36105123844826
Genre : Computer industry
File Size : 46.34 MB
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Category: Computer industry

1 349 Hilarious Jokes

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ISBN : 0760725578
Genre : American wit and humor
File Size : 57.85 MB
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Category: American wit and humor

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Author : Carl Schurz
ISBN : MSU:31293106176567
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