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Not Another One Hit Wonder

Author : J.M. Snyder
ISBN : 9781634863001
Genre : Fiction
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When best friends Jamie Eckert and Derek Duran realized they were in love, they took their relationship to the next level. But then Derek's budding music career took off, and so did Derek. Twenty years later, Jamie still lives in the small town of Ashbury, Virginia, where he grew up. He's grown up and moved on -- now he owns the family funeral home business and is raising Riley, his precocious six-year-old adopted daughter. But emotions Jamie thought long buried are stirred up again when he gets an early morning removal call. The deceased is Derek's mother and Riley's babysitter, Mrs. Duran. Now Derek's back in town for the funeral, and he turns to Jamie for support ... in more ways than one. Angry at Derek for not keeping in touch, and angrier at himself for still loving the man who left him behind, Jamie is torn between his professional duty and his feelings for Derek. Will he be able to put aside his past with Derek to carry out Mrs. Duran's final wishes? Or is Derek interested in rekindling their relationship after all this time?
Category: Fiction


Author : Lydia Smith
ISBN : 9781483659626
Genre : Fiction
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After receiving Loris message, I called my parents to see if they would keep the boys while I was gone. That phone call didnt go as planned. Mom and Dad decided that they needed a vacation, and it would be great fun to take the boys and fly with me to Colorado. Mom was sure that there would be plenty of room in the jet. They could all fish, raft, hike, and have fun while Lori and I met with the local authorities and tried to help Cassie. The big jet that Lori had chartered was certainly large enough to carry the five of us, and my parents could rent a cabin at Steiners Ranch. It might be fun for the boys. Tyler and Cody have always loved going to Colorado for vacations. So there we all sat on a jet heading for Creede. The trip was uneventful for the most part. Of course, my familys interpretation of uneventful is far beyond what most normal families call uneventful. An uneventful week for our family is one where only one trip to the hospital is necessary. Tyler mostly read or played with his dinosaurs. But we almost had a drowning tragedy when the Tyrannosaurus rex got stuck in the toilet as he was getting a drink. Tyler had gone to use the bathroom and decided that the T-rex was thirsty. He tried to explain to me why the T-rex had to drink out of the toilet instead of the sink. But for some reason, I just couldnt grasp the logic in it. I tried, but couldnt get the hard rubber T-rex out of the hole. So we called on the man that can fix anything, especially if he has his duct tape with him. Dad tried pulling on the T-rex, but it was stuck good and tight. It appeared that one of the legs was hung on something under the lid and wouldnt budge. Finally, Dad wedged his hand between the toy and the side of the toilet so he could feel what it had gotten hung on. That was easier said than done since the hole in the toilet was about five inches in diameter and had a hinged cover that opened and closed whenever the lever was pushed. At least half of the T-rex was stuck in the hole, and the cover had tried to close over it. I could hear muttering coming from Dad. His head was turned down and away from me, and Tyler was crying as loud as he could, so I couldnt hear anything Dad said. I asked him to repeat what he had just said. I heard louder mutterings and could make out something about these damned dinosaurs. It finally dawned on me that Dads arm was literally stuck. He couldnt pull it out, and he couldnt push it further in. Considering where his arm was, I didnt think pushing it further in was a very good idea, anyway. I didnt mention that fact to Dad though because he didnt look like he was in the mood to take any advice at the moment. In fact, in situations like this one, it was always best to call on the boss. I yelled for Mom to come and help. Now there are three adults, one child, and one toy dinosaur in this tiny airplane bathroom. It was getting pretty claustrophobic, and Dads coloring wasnt looking very good to me. His face was dark red, and the veins on his neck and forehead were popping out. I couldnt tell if it was from bending over so long or being just plain mad. It didnt really matter. I was concerned that he might pass out. Mom wedged her way out of the bathroom and headed to the galley. She brought back some cooking spray. I give her a quizzical look, and she shrugged her shoulders. They didnt have any oil was all she said. She leaned over Dad and covered his arm with the cooking spray. Rubbing the oil all over his arm, she started pushing it into and pulling it out of the hole. Every once in a while, she would spray more oil on his arm. It didnt look like this was working very well to me. Mom looked up at me and said, Lean around me and pull open the cover to the hole so I can get more oil on the lower part of your dads arm. I looked at her like she was nuts. You are crazy if you think Im going to touch that thing with my hands, bare or otherwise, I
Category: Fiction

Bodmin Moor

Author : R. J. Bavister
ISBN : 9781467015998
Genre : Fiction
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Bodmin Moor Beautiful by day Deadly by night! Bodmin Moor is a place of mystery, a place of legend and wonder and a place of death. Since the medieval era folklore has surrounded the area about a mythical beast that prowls the moor by nightfall, preying upon the livestock, wildlife, and even people, the locals say it is a demon incarnate indeed, many people have been reported missing on the moor, never to be seen again. Now, in the summer, a group of seven teenagers celebrating the end of exams are spending the weekend camping down on the moor and are about to discover first hand what is fact and what is myth. They were warned; they refused to listen; and when the sun sets and the mist settles upon Bodmin Moor, nothing will save them.
Category: Fiction

The Advocate

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The Advocate is a lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender (LGBT) monthly newsmagazine. Established in 1967, it is the oldest continuing LGBT publication in the United States.

Poultry Press

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ISBN : CORNELL:31924101500159
Genre : Poultry
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Blues Soul

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ISBN : UVA:X002173215
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New York

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ISBN : STANFORD:36105017440467
Genre : New York (N.Y.)
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Rooted In Evil

Author : Natalie Joy Andrews
ISBN : 9781683481867
Genre : Fiction
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: “I could hear the crackling of the blazing fires and even feel the smoke swirl around my body. The faint odor of blood filled my nostrils until I was overwhelmed by the stench of death.” Moving to a small town and beginning her senior year at a new school proved to be much more than a typical high school nightmare of being the new kid on campus; for Addy, it was a tug-of-war for her soul. Enticed by a mysterious and powerful group of peers, she uncovers unexpected secrets hidden away in the coastal town of Ledo and must face the most important decision of her life, but it may cost her just that…her life.
Category: Fiction