GUYS CAN BE CAT LADIES TOO

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Guys Can Be Cat Ladies Too

Author : Michael Showalter
ISBN : 9781613125458
Genre : Humor
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Michael Showalter’s Guys Can Be Cat Ladies Too is the hilarious all-access guide to help a man comprehend, appreciate, and bond with the felines in his life. They say dogs are a man’s best friend. True! But what if that man’s girlfriend/boyfriend, wife/husband, or mother-in-law has a cat? Is that the end for him? Is he resigned to an eternity of estrangement from this furry creature with which he shares his life partner, his favorite chair, and his sock drawer? Showalter offers hope for men everywhere in their quest to understand and love cats. In this intimate portrait of one man’s love for cats, you will learn the answers to burning questions such as: “Why are they all aloof and weird and stuff?”; “They hate me, right?”; and “Is it true that they have nine lives?” Armed with these and countless other valuable lessons, by the book’s end any guy can be on the fast track to becoming a cat’s best friend. Praise for Guys Can Be Cat Ladies Too: “Deep stuff is decorated by fabulously absurd humor.” —Catster.com “So what have your cats taught you about loving yourself?” Michael Showalter: “Not a lot, I’ll be honest.” —Esquire.com “Fabulously illustrated.” —Entertainment Weekly
Category: Humor

Guy Noir And The Straight Skinny

Author : Garrison Keillor
ISBN : 9781101584866
Genre : Fiction
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Famous radio private eye Guy Noir leaps from A Prairie Home Companion to the page On the 12th floor of the Acme Building, on a cold February day in St. Paul, Guy Noir looks down the barrel of a loaded revolver in the hands of geezer gangster Joey Roast Beef who is demanding to hear what lucrative scheme Guy is cooking up with stripper-turned-women's-studies-professor Naomi Fallopian. Everyone wants to know-Joey, Lieutenant McCafferty, reporter Gene Williker, Guy’s ex-girlfriend Sugar O'Toole, the despicable Larry B. Larry, the dreamboat Scarlett Anderson, Mr. Kress of the FDA–and Guy faces them one by one, as he and Naomi pursue a dream of earning gazillions by selling a surefire method of dramatic weight loss. In this whirlwind caper Guy faces danger, falls in love, and faces off with the capo del capo del grande primo capo Johnny Banana.
Category: Fiction

Cat Lady S Secret

Author : Linda W. Yezak
ISBN : 9781611163520
Genre : Fiction
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Emily Taylor loves to help people, loves to ease their burdens and make their dreams come true. But when a conman ruins her reputation, she discovers that helping others is safer and easier from behind the scenes. When one of Emily's gifts captures the attention of an avid journalist, her identity as the town's anonymous benefactor'and her renewed relationship with her high school sweetheart'are threatened.As her private life begins to unravel, she realizes the one hope for regaining control lies behind prison walls.
Category: Fiction

A Prince Of A Guy

Author : Jill Shalvis
ISBN : 9781488084768
Genre : Fiction
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Discover Jill Shalvis’s enchanting modern fairy tale… Runaway Princess Carlyne Fortier read a desperate nanny ad in the paper and decided it was the answer to her prayers. Disguising herself, she applied. Anything to escape the demands of royal life! Architect Sean O'Mara welcomed Carlyne with open arms. The woman might have been plain as dirt, but she had great references. Anything to cope with the demands of his sister's four-year-old whirling dervish! What happened next was right out of a fairy tale... Originally published in 2002
Category: Fiction

The Taming Of The Billionaire

Author : Jessica Clare
ISBN : 9780698186941
Genre : Fiction
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The New York Times bestselling author of The Billionaire and the Virgin returns with a tale of Shakespearean-style seduction... Edie's an overbearing cat behaviorist who's not big on people. Magnus is a newly-rich game developer who likes to be in control. When the two of them meet at Gretchen and Hunter's masquerade engagement party, the loathing is mutual. Unfortunately for them—and everyone else—they're in the wedding party together and must deal with each other for the next few months. But when Magnus's younger brother falls for Edie's sister, he begs for his brother's help in concocting a plan to win her over. If Magnus can keep the prickly Edie occupied, his brother will have time to woo Edie’s sister. Of course, Magnus isn't interested in the slightest, but Edie is...intriguing. And stubborn. And smart. And sexy. And they might have more in common than they thought. Before long, it becomes a challenge between the two of them to see who will be tamed first. But how’s Edie going to react when she finds out that Magnus is using her? And how’s Magnus going to handle the fact that he’s fallen for a cat lady? Praise for the Billionaire Boys Club novels “Blazing hot.”—USA Today “A fast, sexy read.”—Fiction Vixen “Great storytelling…delightful reading…It’s fun and oh so hot.”—Kirkus Reviews
Category: Fiction

Cat Post

Author : Ass Maggots
ISBN : 1523307307
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If you're looking for answers to life's existential questions or the latest vegan recipes, this book is not for you. But if you like sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll, as well as the occasional hilarious story about cats, then this is exactly the fix you need. Cat Post opens on a burned-out house. Loose scraps of paper and a tape recorder are found in the basement. Ominous? Certainly. Relevant? Quite. Foreshadowing? Shut up and buy it already. Told through fragments of diary entries, this unorthodox magnum opus relays the adventures of a cantankerous old female cat and her equally snarky human. Because nobody's perfect, right? But then a younger, cuter kitten arrives, and our heroine goes into hiding while everything goes to hell. Then a bunch of stuff happens involving a woman, other cats, and even a baby, and everyone lives happily ever after. Just kidding. This is a story about cats, remember? This irreverent and pseudoadult take on the feline-human relationship is kinda sorta like the books Guys Can Be Cat Ladies Too and How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You-except this book is funnier and has better pictures, according to its author.
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P S Your Cat Is Dead

Author : James Kirkwood
ISBN : 9781429976350
Genre : Fiction
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It's New Year's Eve in New York City. Your best friend died in September, you've been robbed twice, your girlfriend is leaving you, you've lost your job...and the only one left to talk to is the gay burglar you've got tied up in the kitchen... P.S. your cat is dead. An instant classic upon its initial publication, P.S. Your Cat is Dead received widespread critical acclaim and near fanatical reader devotion. The stage version of the novel was equally successful and there are still over 200 new productions of it staged every year. Now, for the first time in a decade, James Kirkwood's much-loved black humor comic novel of manners and escalating disaster returns to bewitch and beguile a new generation.
Category: Fiction

Glamour

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ISBN : STANFORD:36105121693811
Genre : Beauty, Personal
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The Million Dollar Question

Author : Kimberly Lang
ISBN : 9781459256491
Genre : Fiction
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The man with the money Millionaire tycoon Evan Lawford is the last person in the world ballerina Olivia Madison wants to ask for financial support—the humiliation of their last encounter has haunted her for years! He might be the man who shattered her heart, but for the sake of her art she'll put on a smile—and a killer dress—and play nice… Except their chemistry is so insane that soon they're bypassing nice and going straight to all night long! Evan's the ultimate playboy—he's never had trouble sticking to his one-night-only rule before. But the passion between them is utterly addictive… Can Evan really walk away from the ultimate temptation?
Category: Fiction

Mia The Magnificent

Author : Eileen Boggess
ISBN : 9781610880312
Genre : Fiction
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After one summer at the Little Tykes Theatre, Mia Fullerton is meek no more, but that doesn't make her life any easier—not in her sophomore year at St. Hilary's, when her best friend Lisa forces her into a dangerously big part in The Music Man. Not when her ex-boyfriend, Tim, is teaching her little brother Chris to treat women like objects. And not when she learns to drive—with serious repercussions. Who is Mia? Is she an independent girl like Zoë, her acerbic goth friend from Little Tykes? She'd like to be—that's why she's volunteering to be onstage for the first time, in a show populated by her first ex and childhood crush Jake, her arch-nemesis Cassie, and new girl in town Alyssa. That's why it's so important she overcome the bizarre driving instruction of St. Hilary's janitor Mr. Corrigan to earn her driver's license, and therefore her freedom. Or is she the girl who misses Tim, even after the way he betrayed her? Tim is smart, funny, and likeable in a distinctly obnoxious way, and he's determined to win Mia back—even if he has a funny way of doing so, dating both Cassie and Alyssa at the same time, behind both their backs. Can Mia forgive Tim? Should she instead choose Eric, Zoë's cousin, a nicer and more respectful choice in every way? Or would either choice defeat her goals of independence? And when the worst-case scenarios rear their heads—when Mia is forced into the lead in The Music Man, when her first night out on the road goes horribly, when Chris appears headed entirely to the dark side—does Mia on her own have what it takes to set things right? Between dog costumes and stage costumes, big embarrassments and bigger chickens, bad singing and worse crashes, and everything else that could possibly go wrong, Mia the Magnificent is a hilarious, clever, and endlessly fun novel, and the best installment yet of the Mia Fullerton series.
Category: Fiction