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Guys Can Be Cat Ladies Too

Author : Michael Showalter
ISBN : 9781613125458
Genre : Humor
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Michael Showalter’s Guys Can Be Cat Ladies Too is the hilarious all-access guide to help a man comprehend, appreciate, and bond with the felines in his life. They say dogs are a man’s best friend. True! But what if that man’s girlfriend/boyfriend, wife/husband, or mother-in-law has a cat? Is that the end for him? Is he resigned to an eternity of estrangement from this furry creature with which he shares his life partner, his favorite chair, and his sock drawer? Showalter offers hope for men everywhere in their quest to understand and love cats. In this intimate portrait of one man’s love for cats, you will learn the answers to burning questions such as: “Why are they all aloof and weird and stuff?”; “They hate me, right?”; and “Is it true that they have nine lives?” Armed with these and countless other valuable lessons, by the book’s end any guy can be on the fast track to becoming a cat’s best friend. Praise for Guys Can Be Cat Ladies Too: “Deep stuff is decorated by fabulously absurd humor.” — “So what have your cats taught you about loving yourself?” Michael Showalter: “Not a lot, I’ll be honest.” — “Fabulously illustrated.” —Entertainment Weekly
Category: Humor

Cat Post

Author : Ass Maggots
ISBN : 1523307307
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If you're looking for answers to life's existential questions or the latest vegan recipes, this book is not for you. But if you like sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll, as well as the occasional hilarious story about cats, then this is exactly the fix you need. Cat Post opens on a burned-out house. Loose scraps of paper and a tape recorder are found in the basement. Ominous? Certainly. Relevant? Quite. Foreshadowing? Shut up and buy it already. Told through fragments of diary entries, this unorthodox magnum opus relays the adventures of a cantankerous old female cat and her equally snarky human. Because nobody's perfect, right? But then a younger, cuter kitten arrives, and our heroine goes into hiding while everything goes to hell. Then a bunch of stuff happens involving a woman, other cats, and even a baby, and everyone lives happily ever after. Just kidding. This is a story about cats, remember? This irreverent and pseudoadult take on the feline-human relationship is kinda sorta like the books Guys Can Be Cat Ladies Too and How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You-except this book is funnier and has better pictures, according to its author.

Crazy About The Cat Lady

Author : J.T. Marie
ISBN : 9781634866897
Genre : Fiction
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Hairdresser Dayla Jeffreys rents a booth at a high-end salon but needs another job to make ends meet. While scrolling through employment listings online, she stumbles upon what seems to be the perfect second job -- cat sitting. She likes cats, and they're such independent creatures, she probably only needs to change the food and scoop the litter box twice a day. It sounds like easy money. On the phone, Ms. Meredith sounds like a Type A workaholic, too busy to take care of her own cats and eager to hire someone else to do it for her. She asks Dayla to meet her at a posh home in an ultra-rich neighborhood to go over the details of the job. Women like Ms. Meredith are way out of Dayla's league. So she's pleased to learn Keri Meredith is an attractive, down-to-earth small business owner and cat foster mom. Keri works long hours and needs someone to check on her latest foster, a calico who's expecting kittens at any moment. Trouble is, Dayla has no experience with birthing cats or newborn kittens. But she likes Keri, and she thinks Keri might like her, too. Do the two women have more in common than cats?
Category: Fiction

Secret Agent Secretary

Author : Melissa Cutler
ISBN : 9781460324370
Genre : Fiction
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Passion ignites after office hours in this installment of the ICE: Black Ops Defenders miniseries Bullets whizzed past as Ryan Reitano and Avery Meadows escaped into the night. How could Ryan have suspected Avery of being the mole inside ICE? It was true she was no ordinary secretary. The way she used her wits and her lethal stiletto heels against the gunmen pursuing them astonished the jaded agent. And that killer body he'd somehow never noticed before… Too bad there wasn't time to explore the possibilities. With Chiara's men hot on their trail, capturing the mercenary was more than just a mission for Ryan. He had his own reasons for wanting the criminal dead. But with his surprising—and utterly enchanting—new partner, perhaps there'd be a chance for romance later…if they survived.
Category: Fiction

Star Crossed

Author : Deborah Higgins
ISBN : 9781612044255
Genre : Fiction
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2 people discover that they are reincarnated lovers from seven centuries ago. Now they can continue this old love affair in the present.
Category: Fiction

A Prince Of A Guy

Author : Jill Shalvis
ISBN : 9781488084768
Genre : Fiction
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Discover Jill Shalvis’s enchanting modern fairy tale… Runaway Princess Carlyne Fortier read a desperate nanny ad in the paper and decided it was the answer to her prayers. Disguising herself, she applied. Anything to escape the demands of royal life! Architect Sean O'Mara welcomed Carlyne with open arms. The woman might have been plain as dirt, but she had great references. Anything to cope with the demands of his sister's four-year-old whirling dervish! What happened next was right out of a fairy tale... Originally published in 2002
Category: Fiction

Manifesting The Simple Way

Author : Debbianne DeRose
Genre : Self-Help
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Wouldn’t it be nice if Manifesting was SIMPLE? Good News! It can be… if you’re willing to be a Simpleton. Bypassing Law-of-Attraction theory, this sassy, light-hearted guide heads straight to the get-‘er-done jugular, laying out for you a simple action plan with lots of examples and “what to do if…” tools. It may be the most fun you’ll ever have reading a metaphysical book. (So what are you waiting for? Get busy manifesting your dreams, already!) WARNING: Colorful Language Ahead! This book is not for the faint of heart, the easily offended, or the stubbornly intellectual. Manifesting is NOT a spectator sport. Turn back now and resume your regularly scheduled life… thank you.
Category: Self-Help

The Million Dollar Question

Author : Kimberly Lang
ISBN : 9781459256491
Genre : Fiction
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The man with the money Millionaire tycoon Evan Lawford is the last person in the world ballerina Olivia Madison wants to ask for financial support—the humiliation of their last encounter has haunted her for years! He might be the man who shattered her heart, but for the sake of her art she'll put on a smile—and a killer dress—and play nice… Except their chemistry is so insane that soon they're bypassing nice and going straight to all night long! Evan's the ultimate playboy—he's never had trouble sticking to his one-night-only rule before. But the passion between them is utterly addictive… Can Evan really walk away from the ultimate temptation?
Category: Fiction

Attack Of The Vampire Weenies

Author : David Lubar
ISBN : 9781429920254
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
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Critically acclaimed author and master of the macabre, David Lubar, is back with Attach of the Vampire Weenies, featuring thirty more warped and creepy tales for fans of his bestselling Weenies story collections. A boy steals a ticket to an amusement park and gets the ride of a lifetime—literally. The first day of middle school turns into a free-for-all when the gym teacher offers a "get-out-of-gym-free" card. Sick of his sister's vampire wannabe friends, a kid decides to teach them a lesson at their next party. But the tables are turned when some surprise guests show up. Don't be a weenie. Read these stories. If you dare! At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.
Category: Juvenile Fiction