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The Greatest Joke Book Ever

Author : Mel Greene
ISBN : 9780380798490
Genre : Humor
File Size : 84.66 MB
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What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A widow!Golf got its name because all the other four-letter words were taken. Here's the most massive melding of mirth ever minted! Hundreds of jokes, stories, and other tomfoolery on every subject from cars to kids, from sports to business, from politics to the Pearly Gates. Tell'em to your friends or keep'em to yourself -- this book has more jokes than Lessie has fleas! How do you save a drowning lawyer? Take your foot off his head!If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? C'mon. You can do it. Take this book to the cash register -- and take home enough jokes to meet your minimum daily humor requirement for the whole millennium!
Category: Humor

The Best Joke Book Period

Author : William Donohue
ISBN : 9781440583094
Genre : Humor
File Size : 36.90 MB
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Hundreds of jokes for every occasion! Why was the limbo dancer shocked when his wallet was stolen right out of his back pocket? Because he didn't think anyone could stoop so low. The ultimate collection of the world's greatest funnies, The Best Joke Book (Period) keeps you laughing for hours on end. Inside, you'll find hundreds of jokes that are guaranteed to stir up a room full of smiles, including knock-knocks, witty puns, and one-liners. Complete with hilarious quotes from celebrities like Jon Stewart, Lewis Black, and Jerry Seinfeld, everyone will revel in each gut-busting moment. So whether you're looking to add a few jokes to your repertoire, impress your buds, or improve your banter, this sidesplitting book arms you with the perfect joke for any occasion!
Category: Humor

Greatest Clean Joke Book Ever I Think

Author : Michael P. Mc Crory
ISBN : 1532067429
Genre : Humor
File Size : 39.69 MB
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Unlike most traditional books, this one is written and presented kind of in a stand-up comedy style. A wonderful variety of great jokes and rib-tickling humor are all mixed together so that you don't know what to expect next (and a lot less organizing for me). So cast aside your expectations for a table of contents and plunge into a barrel of laughs.
Category: Humor

Jotd The World S Greatest Computer Joke Book

Author : Hershel Remer
ISBN : 0615124496
Genre : Computers
File Size : 64.93 MB
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The greatest computer joke book ever! Written by a professional comedian/computer network administrator/rabbi, JOTD boldly makes fun of the world of computer technology, corporate America, and everything else. With a slant towards UNIX and Solaris, it gives great detail to operating systems to satisfy the most astute nerds, but offers enough broad range to reach anyone in the office world. JOTD is outrageously funny where humor doesn't even seem possible to show itself - deep inside the world of Geekdom. And, JOTD isn't just a compilation of wimpy one-liners, but is a collection of full-length caustic satires, zany scripts, and mature material. And, best of all, JOTD is low in fat and cholesterol.
Category: Computers

The Biggest Joke Book Ever

Author : Jack Jacoby
ISBN : 9781425145415
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File Size : 64.95 MB
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An amazing collection of thousands of jokes - great for any occasions or just to get a great belly-laugh.
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The Jokiest Joking Knock Knock Joke Book Ever Written No Joke

Author : Brian Boone
ISBN : 9781250163479
Genre : Juvenile Nonfiction
File Size : 55.48 MB
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Knock-knock. Who's there? Even more joking shenanigans in The Jokiest Joking Knock-Knock Joke Book Ever Written...No Joke! This outrageous book features hundreds of hilarious knock-knock jokes for kids, along with hundreds of clever illustrations. Knock-knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in and we'll tell you another knock-knock joke! Knock-Knock. Who's there? Venice Venice who? Venice dinner? Knock-Knock. Who's there? Police. Police who? Police open the door! Knock-Knock. Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Luke before you leap.
Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

Greatest Giggles Ever

Author : Matt Rissinger
ISBN : 1402708068
Genre : Juvenile Nonfiction
File Size : 75.2 MB
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There are plenty of chuckles, chortles, and cheer in this gloriously goofy collection of riddles, knock-knocks, and jokes. Roar with laughter with such "Zoo-Purr Dooper" zingers as "Why was the young whale sent to the principal? For spouting off at the teacher." Enjoy spooky fun like "Dilly: Do vampires act in movies? Silly: Yes, they get bit parts." And how about this: Knock-Knock! Who's there? Diploma. Diploma who? Diploma's here to fix da bathtub! You'll giggle about going to the doctor, school, computers, bugs, food, animals, jobs, and more. Everything's side-splittingly funny, and cartoony drawings add to the fun.
Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

The Jokiest Joking Bathroom Joke Book Ever Written No Joke

Author : May Roche
ISBN : 9781250190048
Genre : Juvenile Nonfiction
File Size : 81.40 MB
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Every kid's favorite subject: bathroom humor! Inside the Jokiest Joking Bathroom Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke! are over a thousand knee-slapping bathroom jokes for kids, along with hundreds of silly illustrations! How can you distinguish your dad’s poop from others? It’s really corny. Why did the turd never get anything done? Because he was pooped. What do you call a kid with a bad case of the runs? Down in the dumps. Hilarious and more!
Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

The Super Joke Book

Author : Gyles Brandreth
ISBN : 1402747136
Genre : Juvenile Nonfiction
File Size : 46.59 MB
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Presents riddles, jokes, and short stories about topics including money, school, animals, marriage, and sleep.
Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

101 Of The Greatest Kid S Jokes Ever Told Ever

Author : M. J. Farrell
ISBN : 1520458525
Genre :
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Are you looking for a little book full of funny and safe jokes for children of all ages? Look no more! This beautifully executed book provides you and your children 101 easy to read and learn jokes to keep you and your family entertained. Through sharing a laugh or two with your children and seeing their smiling faces, you will experience the unique magic of a simple joke. The author has written this book so that others might enjoy the jokes, both old and new, he has learned over the years as told by friends and family. Take a chance on a delightful new book. You will not be disappointed!
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The Coffee Joke Book

Author : Nick Hetcher
ISBN : 1722418486
Genre :
File Size : 34.20 MB
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This book is about my hot little friend, COFFEE. If you're a coffee drinker, you'll absolutely love this huge collection of almost 200 hilarious coffee jokes. You'll soon become the beloved coffee comedian with all your family, friends and co-workers. You'll laugh hard at joke after joke, and even learn some important things about coffee, like... No woman ever shot a man when he was getting her a cup of coffee, and that sleep is so great because it's a time-machine to coffee in the morning, and that water is the most essential element of life because without water you can't make coffee. This funny book needs to be on every coffee table in every home, apartment and office. Help us do that. Don't be a cheapskate, buy this book for you and all your friends (who will love you for it), or as Joe Caffeine says, "Buy this book or you're DECAF to me."
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Jokes Riddles And Wisdom

Author : Roger Kuder
ISBN : 9781583486993
Genre : Humor
File Size : 49.86 MB
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If you have seen other joke and riddle books that called themselves the "best" or the "greatest," but were disappointed because they did not deliver, then fear not. This is the best of the best. The cream of the crop. Read it for laughs. You won't be disappointed. Jokes and riddles that are to the point, without unnecessary embellishment. Also included is a third section on wisdom, which will give to you more joy and happiness. Learn how anyone can become happy, healthy and wealthy in all aspects of life. Learn too how to get along with others. You can even learn how to find and keep the great love of your life. It's all there for you in the best collection ever.
Category: Humor

Microsloth Joke Book

Author : David Pogue
ISBN : 0425160548
Genre : Humor
File Size : 54.37 MB
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Collects humor about the Microsoft Corporation, its founder and staff, and its products, including "Microsoft announces" press releases, light bulb jokes, top ten lists, and other jokes
Category: Humor

Wacky Jokes

Author : Matt Rissinger
ISBN : 1402727739
Genre : Juvenile Nonfiction
File Size : 72.95 MB
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A collection of silly jokes for children.
Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

World S Greatest Truly Offensive Jokes 2018

Author : Mad Comedy
ISBN : 172435129X
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File Size : 71.82 MB
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St. Peter stood at the Pearly Gates, waiting for the incoming, and he needed to use the restroom. He saw Jesus walking by and caught his attention. "Jesus, could you mind the gate while I go take a leak?" "Sure," replied Jesus. "What do I have to do?" "Just find out about the people who arrive. Ask about their background, their family, and their lives. Then decide if they deserve entry into Heaven." "Sounds easy enough," Jesus shrugged. So Jesus waited at the gates while St. Peter went off on his errand. The first person to approach the gates was a wrinkled old man. Jesus summoned him to a chair in front of a Heavenly desk and sat across from him. Jesus peered at the old man and asked, "What was it you did for a living?" The old man replied, "I was a carpenter." Jesus remembered his own earthly existence and leaned forward. "Did you have any family?" he asked. "Yes, I had a son," the old man nodded, "but I lost him." Jesus leaned forward some more. "You lost your son? Can you tell me about him?" "Well, he had holes in his hands and feet," the old man said tearfully. Jesus leaned forward even more and whispered, "Father?" The old man leaned forward and whispered, "Pinocchio?" This collection of raunchy, offensive, nasty jokes is sure to shock and offend nearly everyone. REVIEWS: "Five stars! I don't know if you can legally tell a joke where Donald Trump has his way with Sasha and Malia Obama, but this is the book to find it!" Funniest Ever Weekly "This book makes fun of blacks and whites, Christians and Muslims, women and transexuals, and everyone in between in a series of the funniest, dirtiest jokes ever. Just don't get caught reading it!" Comics Forever A black guy walks into a country bar in Alabama and orders a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised, and the bartender looks around and says: "You ain't from around here, are ya? Where ya from, boy?" The black guy says, "I'm from Iowa." The bartender asks, "What th' hell you do in Iowa?" The black guy responds, "I'm a taxidermist. " The bartender asks, "A taxidermist... now just what th' hell is a taxidermist? " The black guy says, "I mount animals." The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar, "It's OK, boys, he's one of us!"
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Jokelopedia

Author : Eva Blank
ISBN : 9780761176848
Genre : Juvenile Nonfiction
File Size : 56.42 MB
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It’s the mother of all kids’ joke books—an all-encompassing, gut-busting, and bestselling collection of more than 1,700 jokes, tongue-twisters, riddles, and puns for all occasions. Here are 61 elephant jokes, including: What did the elephant say when he walked into the post office? / Ouch! Dozens of knock-knock jokes, like: Knock-knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked. That’s why I knocked! Plus teacher jokes and creature jokes, doctor jokes and robber jokes, food jokes, gross jokes, why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road jokes, and name-game jokes: What do you call a man in a tiger’s cage? / Claude. And for all aspiring comedians, there are joke-telling pointers and tips, funny facts, and spotlights on comic TV shows, books, and actors, from Steve Carell to Tina Fey to SpongeBob Squarepants. It’s the ultimate gift for the incurable jokester.
Category: Juvenile Nonfiction