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The Greatest Joke Book Ever

Author : Mel Greene
ISBN : 9780380798490
Genre : Humor
File Size : 52.42 MB
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What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A widow!Golf got its name because all the other four-letter words were taken. Here's the most massive melding of mirth ever minted! Hundreds of jokes, stories, and other tomfoolery on every subject from cars to kids, from sports to business, from politics to the Pearly Gates. Tell'em to your friends or keep'em to yourself -- this book has more jokes than Lessie has fleas! How do you save a drowning lawyer? Take your foot off his head!If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? C'mon. You can do it. Take this book to the cash register -- and take home enough jokes to meet your minimum daily humor requirement for the whole millennium!
Category: Humor

Best Joke Book Ever

Author : Charles Keller
ISBN : 1402723733
Genre : Juvenile Nonfiction
File Size : 24.35 MB
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An illustrated collection of over six hundred jokes for children, compiled by author Charles Keller, grouped under ten chapter headings, and indexed by subject.
Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

The Funniest Joke Book Ever

Author : Bathroom Readers' Institute
ISBN : 9781626866133
Genre : Juvenile Nonfiction
File Size : 49.83 MB
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Giggles, groans, and belly laughs, packed on every page. Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers—all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You'll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side.
Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

Jotd The World S Greatest Computer Joke Book

Author : Hershel Remer
ISBN : 0615124496
Genre : Computers
File Size : 80.37 MB
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The greatest computer joke book ever! Written by a professional comedian/computer network administrator/rabbi, JOTD boldly makes fun of the world of computer technology, corporate America, and everything else. With a slant towards UNIX and Solaris, it gives great detail to operating systems to satisfy the most astute nerds, but offers enough broad range to reach anyone in the office world. JOTD is outrageously funny where humor doesn't even seem possible to show itself - deep inside the world of Geekdom. And, JOTD isn't just a compilation of wimpy one-liners, but is a collection of full-length caustic satires, zany scripts, and mature material. And, best of all, JOTD is low in fat and cholesterol.
Category: Computers

The Best Joke Book Period

Author : William Donohue
ISBN : 9781440583100
Genre : Humor
File Size : 70.9 MB
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Hundreds of jokes for every occasion! Why was the limbo dancer shocked when his wallet was stolen right out of his back pocket? Because he didn't think anyone could stoop so low. The ultimate collection of the world's greatest funnies, The Best Joke Book (Period) keeps you laughing for hours on end. Inside, you'll find hundreds of jokes that are guaranteed to stir up a room full of smiles, including knock-knocks, witty puns, and one-liners. Complete with hilarious quotes from celebrities like Jon Stewart, Lewis Black, and Jerry Seinfeld, everyone will revel in each gut-busting moment. So whether you're looking to add a few jokes to your repertoire, impress your buds, or improve your banter, this sidesplitting book arms you with the perfect joke for any occasion!
Category: Humor

The Best Joke Book In The World Ever

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ISBN : 1787006905
Genre : Wit and humor, Juvenile
File Size : 67.29 MB
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From knock knock and doctor doctor jokes, to hilarious animal puns and monsterific chuckles, take centre stage and make your friends and family laugh.
Category: Wit and humor, Juvenile

The Biggest Joke Book Ever

Author : Jack Jacoby
ISBN : 9781425145415
Genre :
File Size : 57.82 MB
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An amazing collection of thousands of jokes - great for any occasions or just to get a great belly-laugh.

A Collection Of Hilarious Outrageous And Questionable Adult Jokes

Author : Mr. Richards
ISBN : 9781434394484
Genre : Humor
File Size : 48.19 MB
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Nearly eighty years of a multitude of life experiences is sufficiently difficult to recapture all by itself but to accurately put it into words that project a sense of realism and true understanding can be more than just a challenge. It can also be a test of ones emotions that allow experiences, some preferred by me not to be resurrected , not only recalled but painfully related. And so it is with this story of the life and times of the McNamaras' that Mait has undertaken the task of putting into words those events that shaped his life. It isn't his intention to justify nor give credence to those events but solely to describe their happening. What is was at the time and what, if any, were the consequences . Sort of what it was then and what it is now. It is now time for us to "talk the talk and walk the walk." No journey of any distance can begin with out the first step so let us be on our way taking that first step.
Category: Humor

Greatest Clean Joke Book Ever I Think

Author : Michael P. Mc Crory
ISBN : 9781532067419
Genre : Humor
File Size : 44.8 MB
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Unlike most traditional books, this one is written and presented kind of in a stand-up comedy style. A wonderful variety of great jokes and rib-tickling humor are all mixed together so that you don’t know what to expect next (and a lot less organizing for me). So cast aside your expectations for a table of contents and plunge into a barrel of laughs.
Category: Humor

The Not Quite Biggest Ever Tim Vine Joke Book

Author : Tim Vine
ISBN : 9781448101184
Genre : Juvenile Nonfiction
File Size : 54.60 MB
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Comedian and TV star, Tim Vine, will have you laughing for hours with this new, abridged version of his hilarious joke book . . . Velcro. What a rip off. Why do you never see an elephant on a bus? Because he's got a massive bum. So I went to the doctors. I said, 'I got hurt in a pillow fight.' He said, 'You've got concushion.' Believe it or not there are twice as many eyebrows in the world as there are people I tried to surf the Internet and I fell off my chair Read it to find these funny puns, plus many more original jokes and illustrations. You won't be able to put it down!
Category: Juvenile Nonfiction