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Farts A Spotter S Guide

Author : Crai S. Bower
ISBN : 0811866092
Genre : Humor
File Size : 44.47 MB
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Sure, everyone does it; but everyone tries to hide it a little differently. Farts: A Spotter's Guide will help you pinpoint he (or she) who dealt it every time. This hilarious book identifies the habitat, range, voice, and "field marks" of tencommon wind breakers, from the gentle hiss of the Silent-but-Deadly to the rip-roaring flatulation of the Seismic Blast. The attached battery powered fart machine reproduces each emanation in accurate sound. Grossly hip illustrations by the Fudge Factory'syes, you read that rightTravis Millard depict the offenders and offendees in brilliant detail. Printed on durable card stock, this is pure, unbridled entertainment for the giggling child in all of us. Let 'er rip!
Category: Humor

Jurassic Farts

Author : P.U. Rippley
ISBN : 9781452151465
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
File Size : 85.61 MB
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In prehistoric times, majestic dinosaurs walked the earth. Though long extinct, one important question remains—did dinosaurs fart? You bet! From booming Brachiosaurus to the terrible tooting T. Rex, this amusing audiobook not only includes stats on the funniest dinosaur farts but also the sound effects that go with them. Just tap each fart and let 'er rip!
Category: Juvenile Fiction

Old Farts A Spotter S Guide

Author : Amos Tinker
ISBN : 1452158266
Genre : Humor
File Size : 32.54 MB
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This newest title in the wildly popular Spotter's Guide series leads readers through the distinct field marks of flatulence in the latter years of life, from "The Crank" (the fart that chases pesky kids—and everyone else—off the lawn) through "The ReAnimator" (the sudden eruption of post-holiday meal flatulence that brings Great Aunt Gladys back from the brink). Each spread is devoted to a singular fart profile and includes helpful information such as age of onset, key characteristics for identification, and prominent subtypes. Detailed "in situ" illustrations and ten distinct push-button sounds complete this indispensable reference to farting happily and healthfully into the autumn years of life.
Category: Humor

Farts Around The World

Author : August O'Phwinn
ISBN : 1452102813
Genre : Humor
File Size : 58.62 MB
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What is proper English etiquette for a tea room emission? Can a Swiss fart be so loud that it generates an echo? If a meditating Buddhist passes gas, does it exist? The answers to such pressing questions are answered in this hilarious soon-to-be international best seller. Ingeniously packaged with a sound unit to convey the nuances of global flatulence, Farts Around the World is the ideal gift for those who like to travel with a smile.
Category: Humor

Farts In The Wild

Author : H. W. Smeldit
ISBN : 1452106312
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
File Size : 83.6 MB
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From tiny bubble-popping goldfish toots to thunderously loud elephant gas, learn how to spot the funniest (and smelliest) farts in the animal kingdom! Hilarious tidbits identify the odor, range, frequency, and aftereffects of ten different types of gassy expulsions, while the attached battery-powered fart machine reproduces each emanation with astounding accuracy. This is pure, unbridled entertainment for the giggling child in all of us. Let 'er rip!
Category: Juvenile Fiction

Burps

Author : Burl O'Roark
ISBN : 1452183074
Genre : Humor
File Size : 43.90 MB
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Following the bestselling Farts: A Spotter's Guide series (over one million copies sold!), this hilarious field guide covers 10 different types of belches through text, illustrations, and sound. Filled with shameless body-related humor, Burps: A Connoisseur's' Guide identifies the characteristics, habitat, voice, and "tasting notes" of each gassy oral emission. The sound of each burp is reproduced with alarming accuracy through an attached battery-powered belch machine. • Burps include the outsized Baby Boom, the bone shaking Surround Sound, and the sudden arrival of The Shocker. • Grossly funny illustrations capture each burp at its moment of arrival—and the devastation in its wake. • Printed on durable cardstock to make it through even the most powerful burps This is a bathroom book of pure, unbridled entertainment for the giggling child (and proud belcher) in all of us. • A hilarious gag gift for dads, brothers, kids, and anyone who just loves burping • Enjoyed by kids and adults alike • Add it to the collection of books such as The Big Book of Farts by James Carlisle and How Loud Can You Burp? by Glenn Murphy
Category: Humor

Did Somebody Step On A Duck

Author : Jim Dawson
ISBN : 9781580083485
Genre : Humor
File Size : 37.27 MB
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This impolite, aromatic, and incredibly erudite flatulence compendium will astound you with: • The recent discovery of the world’s oldest joke, a proverb from the Old Babylonian period, that turned out to be—that’s right, folks—a fart joke. • A new reading of Emily Dickinson’s poetry that “reveals” the true meaning behind “They Have a Little Odor.” • A harrowing account of Apollo astronauts getting inner-space gas from hydrogen bubbles in their drinking water on their way to the moon. • The other Tiger Woods scandal—this one involving a mysterious cheek-squeak recorded while Tiger sized up an approach shot at the 2009 Buick Open. • A scientist who built the world’s biggest whoopee cushion and lived to tell about it . . . . . . and many more wacky but true tales from the fart historian who brought you the best-selling Who Cut the Cheese? and its combustible sequel, Blame It on the Dog. In this incomparable collection you’ll experience firsthand the Jungian implications of farting, the environmental import of “flatulence cards” in the carbon-offset market, and the brutally honest social commentary of a man whose office chair broadcasts his farts on Twitter. After reading this book you’ll proudly proclaim, “I fart, therefore I am.” From the Trade Paperback edition.
Category: Humor

The Spotter S Guide To The Male Species

Author : Juliette Wills
ISBN : 1594741298
Genre : Humor
File Size : 39.74 MB
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Forget the spotted owl or the Vancouver Island marmot; there is an elusive specimen out there that is trickier to find and more worthy of the effort-The Ideal Man.Small enough to fit in a handbag, but sufficiently comprehensive to be invaluable when analyzing his appearance, habitat, feeding habits, job, mating techniques and behaviour patterns, The Spotter's Guide to the Male Species shows women how to pinpoint a man's good and bad aspects within seconds. The book has a casebound hardcover with foil stamping-reminiscent of a diminutive, old-fashioned reference book. Written in a charming (but snarky) British tone, the text is laugh-out-loud funny while remaining highbrow and authoritative. The Spotter's Guide to the Male Species is an essential reference for the avid or amateur male-watcher.
Category: Humor

Cars Parts

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ISBN : UOM:39015058293526
Genre : Automobiles
File Size : 26.48 MB
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Category: Automobiles

Wildlife Watching

Author : Raymond Bean
ISBN : 9781496666185
Genre : Juvenile Nonfiction
File Size : 25.50 MB
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Binoculars, camera, action! This handy guidebook provides basic tips and tricks for wildlife spotting and nature photography, including recognizing animal signs, essential gear, and wildlife dos and don'ts. With bold photos and infographics, step-by-step projects, and expert instructions, OUTDOOR ADVENTURE GUIDES will have first-time campers and enthusiasts alike opting outside.
Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

A Field Guide To Monsters

Author : Johan Olander
ISBN : 0761453598
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
File Size : 25.11 MB
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Insights into the lives of monsters from a world-famous monstrologist.
Category: Juvenile Fiction

Waterway Guide

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ISBN : UOM:39015024003538
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Baptism

Author : Larry Gwin
ISBN : UOM:39015054376424
Genre : Biography & Autobiography
File Size : 46.81 MB
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A Yale graduate who first served in Vietnam at age twenty-three recounts the full horror of the war from the ground up in 1965 when the battles became "hot" and his battalion faced a seventy percent casualty rate. Original.
Category: Biography & Autobiography

Railfan Railroad

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ISBN : UOM:39015048105244
Genre : Railroads
File Size : 47.20 MB
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Category: Railroads