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Don T Squat With Your Spurs On

Author : Texas Bix Bender
ISBN : 9781423609506
Genre : Humor
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Says the SOUTH BEND TRIBUNE, "This book is worthy of a book rustler." In the tradition of humorist Will Rogers, it takes a look at life through the eyes of the cowboy. It is filled with quips and quotes that represent the Code of the West, like: "Always drink upstream from the herd" and "The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm. The colder it gets, the harder it is to swallow." Henry Ward Beecher said “the common sense of one century is the common sense of the next.” That said, these pocket-sized humor books pack quite a bit of punch—lines that is. With more than 1.5 million copies in print, their all-new look will leave a whole new generation in stitches!
Category: Humor

Don T Squat With Yer Spurs On

Author : Texas Bix Bender
ISBN : 0879054700
Genre : Humor
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Says the SOUTH BEND TRIBUNE, "This book is worthy of a book rustler." In the tradition of humorist Will Rogers, it takes a look at life through the eyes of the cowboy. It is filled with quips and quotes that represent the Code of the West, like: "Always drink upstream from the herd" and "The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm. The colder it gets, the harder it is to swallow."
Category: Humor

Don T Squat With Your Spurs On Volume No 2

Author : Texas Bix Bender
ISBN : 9781423609520
Genre : Humor
File Size : 63.91 MB
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Henry Ward Beecher said “the common sense of one century is the common sense of the next.” That said, these pocket-sized humor books pack quite a bit of punch—lines that is. With more than 1.5 million copies in print, their all-new look will leave a whole new generation in stitches!
Category: Humor

Don T Dig For Water Under The Outhouse

Author : Texas Bix Bender
ISBN : 087905977X
Genre : Fiction
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From the best-selling author of DON'T SQUAT WITH YER SPURS ON! The pages are packed with Texas Bix Bender's no-nonsense outlook on life: "Don't get even--get over it." "Never miss a good chance to shut up." "Brace your backbone and forget your wishbone." "Take your 'take home pay' home." "Put off 'til tomorrow what you shouldn't be doing anyway."
Category: Fiction

A Cowboy S Guide To Life

Author : Texas Bix Bender
ISBN : 9781423651697
Genre : Humor
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Texas Bix Bender’s witty and straightforward cowboy wisdom is collected here for a new generation of cowboys. Gems include: Always drink upstream from the herd.” “If you’re ridin’ a high horse, there ain’t no way to get down off it gracefully.” “Sorry looks back. Worry looks around. Faith looks up.” “If you ain’t pullin’ your weight, you’re pushin’ your luck.” “Never be too quick to criticize yourself. It’s not fair to all your friends and relatives who are dying to do it for you.” Texas Bix Bender is the author of eighteen books, including the best-selling Don’t Squat With Yer Spurs On series. He has written for television and radio shows. He lives in Nashville, Tennessee.
Category: Humor

Horse Sense

Author : Texas Bix Bender
ISBN : 0879058862
Genre : Humor
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The author of the best-selling cowboy-humor classic DON'T SQUAT WITH YER SPURS ON! now gives us straight talk from the horse's mouth. The pages are packed with such life- (and horse-) related quips such as: "For every mile of bad road you travel, there's two miles of ditch you're staying out of" and "If you look a gift horse in the mouth, you could lose a nose."
Category: Humor

Cowboy Etiquette

Author : Texas Bix Bender
ISBN : 1423613066
Genre : Humor
File Size : 79.93 MB
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Henry Ward Beecher said “the common sense of one century is the common sense of the next.”That said, these pocket-sized humor books pack quite a bit of punch—lines that is. With more than1.5 million copies in print, their all-new look will leave a whole new generation in stitches!
Category: Humor

A Cowgirl S Guide To Life

Author : Texas Bix Bender
ISBN : 9781423651710
Genre : Humor
File Size : 77.93 MB
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This sassy cowgirl and her sidekick cowboy partner capture the feminine perspective on life. This common-sense wisdom in humorous form is all about life and love. Women will laugh about it—from the boardroom to the suburban book club. Gems include: “It is better to be a widower’s second wife than his first.” “If you're fixin' to get yourself a good stallion, don't go lookin’ in the donkey corral.” “High steppers give bumpy rides.” “If you’ve done it, it ain’t braggin’.” “Always say ‘please’ when you tell somebody to shut up.” Gladiola Montana speaks for all the strong and savvy women of the West. She is also the author of many western minis, often teaming up with Texas Bix Bender on books of western humor and wisdom. Texas Bix Bender is the author of eighteen books, including the best-selling Don’t Squat With Yer Spurs On series. He has written for television and radio shows. He lives in Nashville, Tennessee.
Category: Humor

50 Good Reasons To Be A Cowboy

Author : Texas Bix Bender
ISBN : 087905655X
Genre : Humor
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6X7 In, 112 Pgs, 100 Cartoon Illustrations Is owning a ranch owning the american dream? Or is it owning an overdue mortgage? It's all how you look at it. Now, from one of our best-selling authors comes a book that gives you a true look at the west, no matter what your opinion. Read it one way, and benefits of being a cowboy shine through the settin' sun. Turn it upside-down and backwards (or was it that way to begin with?), and you'll wonder why the sun even botheredto rise.
Category: Humor

Stop Squatting With Your Spurs On

Author : Angel Tucker
ISBN : 9781600378478
Genre : Psychology
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Designed to give the reader “people reading power” "Stop Squatting With Your Spurs On" makes it easy to identify different personality types by spelling out their compelling differences and giving you the tips and tricks needed to become bilingual in personalities. Angel Tucker's writing style is informative, yet entertaining and you’ll see yourself or someone you know in every page! The reader will never again experience trouble communicating if they apply the easy principles taught in "Stop Squatting With Your Spurs On".
Category: Psychology

Wahoo

Author : Texas Bix Bender
ISBN : 087905915X
Genre : Family & Relationships
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3 1/4 X 4 1/2 In, 64 Pp, Line Drawings The Humor-Tinged Quips Include * All The Foofaraws In Texas Ain't Worth A Tear In One Good Woman's Eye. * The Right One Is Worth A Million Wrong Ones. * When You Find The Right One, Don't Waste Any Time Kicking The Jackrabbits Off The Trail. * Love-Frettin' Can Leave Your Heart Fractured Like A Watermelon In A Cow Pen * When You're In Love, You've Got The World By The Tail and It's A Downhill Pull. Not Just For The Lovelorn Cowboy, This Book Is Perfect For Anyone Who Has Ever Felt The Pangs of Love and Still Knows They Could Learn A Thing Or Two.
Category: Family & Relationships

A Rancher S Guide To Life

Author : Texas Bix Bender
ISBN : 9781423651758
Genre : Humor
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Quips and life advice from a prolific writer of western humor, Texas Bix Bender. Layers of meaning make this ranchman’s humor relative, from the stockyard to the stock market, from the bunkhouse to the watering hole. Gems include: “For every mile of bad road you travel, there’s two miles of ditch you’re staying out of.” “If you look a gift horse in the mouth, you could lose a nose.” “Bulls seldom make passes at heifers with gases.” “Never play leapfrog with a bull.” “Life is like a cow pasture. It’s very hard to get through it without stepping in some unpleasant things.” Texas Bix Bender is the author of eighteen books, including the best-selling Don’t Squat With Yer Spurs On series. He has written for television and radio shows. He lives in Nashville, Tennessee.
Category: Humor

Recipes For Living

Author : Whyalla Writers' Group
ISBN : 9781387213085
Genre : Australian poetry
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Collection of poetry and short stories by members of the Whyalla Writers' Group and the Port Augusta Writers.
Category: Australian poetry

American Cowboy

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Published for devotees of the cowboy and the West, American Cowboy covers all aspects of the Western lifestyle, delivering the best in entertainment, personalities, travel, rodeo action, human interest, art, poetry, fashion, food, horsemanship, history, and every other facet of Western culture. With stunning photography and you-are-there reportage, American Cowboy immerses readers in the cowboy life and the magic that is the great American West.
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Pards

Author : Texas Bix Bender
ISBN : 1586850008
Genre : Fiction
File Size : 39.65 MB
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The latest in the line of witty words from one of our best-selling authors. The pages are full of straight talk and life-related quips, such as: "A pard don't mind if you think out loud." "When you make a fool of yourself, a pard don't think it's permanent." "Pards don't ride ahead or behind; they ride beside."
Category: Fiction

No B S Wealth Attraction In The New Economy

Author : Dan S. Kennedy
ISBN : 9781613080061
Genre : Business & Economics
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The old economy is shattered, and GONE FOREVER. It’s never coming back as it was, and in its place a generally tougher, more demanding marketplace is emerging. HOWEVER, when it comes to wealth, one instrumental reality is unchanged: No matter the economic conditions—booms or recessions, including the fast-emerging New Economy—there is wealth. And who better to show you how to lure, bait, attract, and become a magnet for it than “Millionaire Maker” Dan S. Kennedy? Kennedy covers: • How to experience The Phenomenon --- attract more wealth in the next 12 months than in the previous 12 years! • Wealth Inhibition—do you suffer from it? • Why Positive Thinking alone is worthless • Your #1 Entrepreneurial Responsibility • Is there a ‘dirty little secret’ behind many wealthy entrepreneurs? • The worst of all wealth-defeating habits • Are you an ‘opportunity thinker’ --- or are you guilty of ‘outcome thinking’? • “ Do what you love and the money will follow” B.S. that’s hazardous to your wealth • How to Stop playing Blind Archery • 12 Ways To Increase Your ‘Personal Value’ • Why you must STOP thinking about Income! • The 90 Day Experiment that may change your life forever
Category: Business & Economics

Achieving Success For Kids

Author : Tim L. Adsit
ISBN : 9781610485913
Genre : Education
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"Success for Kids is a clarion call to action and explains why we need to save America's children and return our nation and our schools to the core values, beliefs, and principles upon which our nation was founded. Tim L. Adsit presents a visionary blueprint for change and success in achieving and exceeding international standards in american schools"-- Provided by publisher.""Achieving Success for Kids" is a clarion call to action and explains why we need to save America's children and return our nation and our schools to the core values, beliefs, and principles upon which our nation was founded. Tim L. Adsit presents a visionary blueprint for change and success in achieving and exceeding international standards in American schools"-- Provided by publisher.
Category: Education

Just One Fool Thing After Another

Author : Texas Bix Bender
ISBN : 9781423607038
Genre : Humor
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Henry Ward Beecher said “the common sense of one century is the common sense of the next.” That said, these pocket-sized humor books pack quite a bit of punch—lines that is. With more than 1.5 million copies in print, their all-new look will leave a whole new generation in stitches!
Category: Humor

Hats And The Cowboys Who Wear Them

Author : Texas Bix Bender
ISBN : 1586851918
Genre : Humor
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$6.95 paper · 1-58685-191-8 4˘ x 6 ◊ in, 96 pp, Line Illustrations Throughout, Rights: W, Western Humor A western humor classic is back! Hats & the Cowboys Who Wear Them, by celebrated western humorist Texas Bix Bender, reveals in hilarious detail the personality profiles of the cowfolk underneath their hats. In fact, Bender cautions, choosing a cowboy hat should be done with much care because it tells just exactly who you are. The manwho wears a Cattleman's style, for instance, "likes to sing in the shower, in his truck and under women's balconies. He hopes to get a recordin' contract. After all, George Strait wears a Cattleman, and look what it did for him." Bender covers forty other traditional cowboy hat designs, imparting similar jewels of western-tinged wisdom for each. He also takes care to rope in all the trimmings, addressing hatbands, feathers, and the dangers of "hat hair" in this laugh-out-loud little book. Revised with all-new illustrations, Hats & the Cowboys Who Wear Them is one more uproarious volume from a sure-selling humorist. Texas Bix Bender is the author of Gibbs Smith, Publisher's "Don't Squat . . ." series of books. Now a million-selling author, he has worked as a writer for television. He lives just outside Nashville, Tennessee.
Category: Humor

Cow Chips Aren T For Dippin

Author : Coke Newell
ISBN : 087905736X
Genre : Humor
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COW CHIPS AREN'T FOR DIPPIN' is an authoritative handbook for all things western that are worth talking about--the food, the attractions, the people, the vocabulary, and even the art of cow tipping. "This book is dedicated to those well-meaning but geographically deprived individuals who think Johnny Cash is a pay toilet in Pittsburgh."
Category: Humor