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Don T Say I Didn T Warn You

Author : Anita Renfroe
ISBN : 9781401394790
Genre : Humor
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When I first learned that I was pregnant, I thought this was going to be the most blessed, beautiful, rose-petals-at-my-feet-and-bluebirds-lighting-upon-my-forearm time of my life. Then I went for my first prenatal visit. Which starts with a weigh-in. From comedian Anita Renfroe, already beloved by women's groups and YouTube viewers across America, comes this hilarious and brazenly honest look at motherhood and middle age. Famous for her live performance of the "Mom Song," which barrels through everything a mom says to her kids in a single day to the tune of the "William Tell Overture" (just two minutes and fifty-five seconds), in Don't Say I Didn't Warn You, Renfroe now turns her irreverent and daringly accurate comic eye to other female conditions. In chapters with names like "Brother, Can You Spare an Epidural?" and "Playing Favorites (Or, As a Matter of Fact, I Do Love Your Brother More)," she dares to speak what other women are thinking--but don't say out loud. Using wit and honesty as her weapons of choice, Renfroe shares her deeply funny and relatable takes on everything from weddings to mammograms to every woman's never-ending quest for just one good photo of herself. The world is a bounty of material for Renfroe; with it, she makes a feast of laughter for us all. Don't say we didn't warn you.
Category: Humor

Don T Say We Didn T Warn You

Author : Ariel Delgado Dixon
ISBN : 0593243501
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Two sisters unite to survive a traumatic upbringing--from absentee parents to a wilderness camp for troubled teens--in this "relentless and spooky" (Joy Williams) debut from an essential new voice. "When the Juvenile Transportation Services come for you in the night in a preordained kidnapping, complete with an unmarked van and husky guardsmen you can't outmatch, you have been sold for a promise." A young woman thinks she has escaped her past only to discover that she's been hovering on its edges all along: She and her younger sister bide their time in a dilapidated warehouse in a desolate town north of New York City; their parents escaped there with dreams of starting an art commune. But after the girls' father vanishes, all traces of stability disappear for the family, and the girls retreat into strange worlds of their own mythmaking and isolation. As the sisters both try to survive their increasingly dark and dangerous adolescences, they break apart and reunite repeatedly, orbiting each other like planets. Both endure stints at the Veld Center, a wilderness camp where troubled teenage girls are sent as a last resort, and both emerge more deeply warped by the harsh outdoor survival experiences they must endure, and the attempts by staff to break them down psychologically. With a mesmerizing voice and uncanny storytelling style, this is a remarkable debut about two women who must struggle to understand the bonds that link them, and how their traumatic history will shape who they choose to become as adults.

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The Periwinkle Brooch

Author : Kate Frederick
ISBN : 0821725629
Genre : Fiction
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Eight Bells And All S Well

Author : Daniel V. Gallery
ISBN : UOM:39015016754692
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His own memoirs of forty-three years on active duty with the U.S. Navy, from 1917 when he entered Annapolis until 1960 when he retired as Rear Admiral.

Heirs Apparent

Author : Philip Gibbs
ISBN : STANFORD:36105010344237
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Author : Mark Lemon
ISBN : UCSC:32106019662045
Genre : English wit and humor
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Category: English wit and humor

Omnibook Magazine

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Author : Harold Wallace Ross
ISBN : NWU:35556026833376
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Kathleen Adair Dolan

Author : Kathleen Adair Dolan
ISBN : IOWA:31858010376881
Genre : Children with disabilities
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Author : Richard Marsh
ISBN : OXFORD:600061675
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