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Don T Puke On Your Dad

Author : Toby Morris
ISBN : 099224935X
Genre : Father and child
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Category: Father and child

Capsicum Capsi Go

Author : Toby Morris
ISBN : 0994120559
Genre : Peppers
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Take your child on a journey with Capsi (a super-cool, super-cute fruit*!), as he travels to the tropics. There is an extra level of cleverness to the illustrations, adding a collage-style appearance: a taxi is rendered using the M-section of the yellow pages, whereas bubble-wrap adds an intriguing effect as Capsi goes swimming (inadvisable, as it turns out capsicum are not strong swimmers! but don¿t worry: ¿Capsi¿s sweet, Capsi¿s fine¿). Simple and sweet, Capsicum, Capsi Go should be a lot of fun to read aloud ¿ again and again! [* more frequently considered a vegetable, but officially a fruit]
Category: Peppers

It Takes Balls

Author : Josh Wolf
ISBN : 9781455511693
Genre : Humor
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Josh Wolf--one of the stars and writers of Chelsea Lately and After Lately--delivers a hilarious collection of essays that reminds us all what it takes to conquer fatherhood without sacrificing manhood. Struggling to make it as a stand-up comic didn't always fit with being a single parent. But Josh figured out his own set of rules--through trial and (frequent) error. Early picking up kids from school? The nearby strip club is a great place to kill time and bond with some like-minded dads. Want a drunken heart-to-heart with your son? First make sure there's no Sharpie around in case you pass out. Wondering where to take that special someone at the end of the night? Remember that no sane woman will have sex with you in a one-bedroom apartment where your kids are sleeping--even if you promise to be really, really quiet. Whether it's revealing the secrets to limitless hookups (hint: it's single moms) and getting rid of your children's friends that you just can't stand (hint: it's not single moms), or blackmailing PTA members and ignoring health codes, Josh is sure to impart some parenting wisdom along the way. Or at least have a good time trying.
Category: Humor

Lovely Wild

Author : Megan Hart
ISBN : 9781460330579
Genre : Fiction
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From New York Times bestselling author Megan Hart comes a haunting and insightful novel about a woman trying to find her place in the world… Brought up in the savage captivity of her unstable grandmother's rural Pennsylvania home, Mari Calder once yearned for rescue. Now she struggles every day to function as an adult in the confines of normal society. Left with only a foggy recollection of her childhood, she's consumed with being a dutiful wife to her husband, Ryan, and mother to their two children. But an unexpected twist of events returns her to that long-forgotten house in the woods. Soon, Mari is greeted with reminders of a past life, the clarified memories only inviting a new level of strangeness into her fragile world. To protect her family, she must find the beautiful, powerful strength hidden in her inner chaos. Because someone is bent on exploiting Mari's trauma, and as normal and wild begin to blend, a string of devastating truths force Mari to question all she thought she knew. "Haunting, devastating, heart-wrenching." —RT Book Reviews on Precious and Fragile Things
Category: Fiction

You Could Do Better

Author : Stephanie Lehmann
ISBN : 9781444765472
Genre : Fiction
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Daphne tells herself that being glued to the set counts as research for her job at the Museum of Television and Radio. But the truth is that sex with fiancé Charlie just isn't making the ratings. Then Daphne meets sexy, successful writer/producer Jonathan and the picture comes in loud and clear: this man can turn her on like a remote control. So what about her imminent marriage? What if Daphne could do better?
Category: Fiction

Killer S Baby A Bad Boy Mafia Romance

Author : Riley Masters
ISBN :
Genre : Family & Relationships
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I take lives for a living....but now I've made one. DAMON I’m a stone-cold killer….but she’s melted my heart. Mafia soldier. Man-whore. Murderer. I’m the exact opposite of what a girl like Beatrice Bentley deserves. She’s shy, innocent and beautiful, and I’ve never met a woman who can hold my attention like she does. A guy like me can only bring trouble for her, but the heat between us is undeniable, and every time I see her, I want to take her in my arms and show her what she’s been missing all these years in her sheltered life as the child of a politician. Her father is running for President, and the chances of him letting a hitman anywhere near his precious daughter during the campaign are less than zero. I have a plan, though—a hitman always has a plan. The only thing I didn’t plan was getting her pregnant… BEA I’ve finally tasted a real man…and the rest of the world will never taste the same. I’ve always been a good girl; always stayed on the straight and narrow and always done as I was told. It’s hard not to when you’re a Presidential candidate’s daughter. As long as I keep toeing the line and keeping up my law school grades, my family will be happy, and I’ll avoid any trouble. But then real trouble comes along, and it has a name—Damon Wilkerson. His gorgeous eyes are filled with sin, his lips tempt me like nothing else, and his body makes me want to join him on the dark side…but I didn’t realize just how dark that side was. I knew he was all wrong for me, and I knew I should stay away, but I didn’t, and now I’m in even more trouble. I’m pregnant, and I’m having a killer’s baby… **Killer's Baby is a steamy standalone mafia romance. No cheating, and a guaranteed happy ending!**
Category: Family & Relationships

The Lying Game

Author : Tess Stimson
ISBN : 9780230764095
Genre : Fiction
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There are some things we are never meant to know . . . Harriet Lockwood has never really bonded with her daughter, Florence, the way she has with her three sons. Then one day, she discovers why. The girl she’s raised for the last fifteen years is not her biological child. Zoey Sands is a single mother with a chaotic lifestyle. The one constant in her life is her daughter, Nell. Nothing can ever come between them – can it? When Harriet turns up on Zoey’s doorstep demanding to see her biological daughter, the two families are plunged into a storm of bitter rivalries... and unexpected alliances.
Category: Fiction

Smashed

Author : Koren Zailckas
ISBN : 1101191392
Genre : Biography & Autobiography
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Garnering a vast amount of attention from young people and parents, and from book buyers across the country, Smashed became a media sensation and a New York Times bestseller. Eye-opening and utterly gripping, Koren Zailckas’s story is that of thousands of girls like her who are not alcoholics—yet—but who routinely use booze as a shortcut to courage and a stand-in for good judgment. With one stiff sip of Southern Comfort at the age of fourteen, Zailckas is initiated into the world of drinking. From then on, she will drink faithfully, fanatically. In high school, her experimentation will lead to a stomach pumping. In college, her excess will give way to a pattern of self-poisoning that will grow more destructive each year. At age twenty-two, Zailckas will wake up in an unfamiliar apartment in New York City, elbow her friend who is passed out next to her, and ask, "Where are we?" Smashed is a sober look at how she got there and, after years of blackouts and smashups, what it took for her to realize she had to stop drinking. Smashed is an astonishing literary debut destined to become a classic.
Category: Biography & Autobiography

A Compensatory Gift Of Unyielding Sturdiness

Author : Michael A. Connelly
ISBN : 9781491755723
Genre : Fiction
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Ronnie Leigh is born with a disfigured face and a questionable "gift" of unusual intuition inherited from his mother. He gets off to a rocky start in life, with behavioral and personality problems compounded in that he "knows, " from an early age, that most people are immediately "put off" by his appearance...and that some even "dislike" him on sight. With the help of his understanding and loving parents and a caring child psychologist, Ronnie learns to appreciate what he does have, and not dwell on what he does not. What he has innately are intelligence and athletic ability, and what he learns through early adversity are persistence, perspective, the value of hard work in the classroom and on the baseball field...and, for him especially, the healing, calming, and strengthening power of vigorous exercise, beyond what most people are capable of. Ronnie struggles to make close friends, even as strives to advance as a pitcher in the Boston Red Sox minor-league system. Meanwhile, he has a good heart, extraordinary fighting skills, and that gift/curse of special intuition...the combination of which forces him to make some difficult decisions, and eventually to undertake some dangerous and extreme but ultimately necessary actions.
Category: Fiction

If You Don T Know Me

Author : Mary B. Morrison
ISBN : 9781617738678
Genre : Fiction
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New York Times bestselling author Mary B. Morrison delivers a scandalous story of two women, a sizzling wager, and the fallout that's turned lives upside down. . . "I'm the woman Madison's husband truly loves. And I'll match her game for game to make him mine." Sindy Singleton isn't about to lose Chicago DuBois to Madison again. But getting him to open his heart once more won't be enough to satisfy her. Enlisting the help of Chicago's worst enemy is the fastest way she knows to expose Madison's most brazen deception yet. But Madison has more than one devastating card to play. . . "I don't care what mistakes I've made. I'll do whatever it takes to get my perfect marriage back." If there's one thing Madison has learned from her disastrous bet, it's how to turn catastrophe into opportunity. Playing on Chicago's fatherly instincts will maintain her access to the DuBois fortune--and keep her family's empire successful. And to get back on top, Madison's got the perfect scheme to finally take care of her ex-lover, her rivals, and the husband she'll never let go. . . "Morrison piles on extra helpings of soap opera-esque drama. . .hot, hot, hot sex scenes." --Library Journal "If you're looking for some serious drama this latest novel from Morrison will fit the bill nicely." --RT Book Reviews
Category: Fiction