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Don T Puke On Your Dad

Author : Toby Morris
ISBN : 099224935X
Genre : Father and child
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Category: Father and child

Sadie Sugarspear And The Mystery Of The Map A Visit Home And The Princess Of Revelathia

Author : Nicole Arlyn
ISBN : 9781633700444
Genre : Fiction
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Disillusioned and alone once again, Sadie Sugarspear must travel through the Land of the Forgotten. With some unexpected help, she makes it all the way up Snow Mountain, where she finds new purpose caring for an abandoned baby she names “Dream.” But Sadie’s journey is never peaceful for long, and new dangers arise in the forms of gypsies, vampire giants, mudmen, and her vicious stepfather Ralph, who is back in Muddlewoods. In order to stay alive, Sadie must remember how to love, and how to hope— or fall into a pit of eternal darkness… This book is intended for mature audiences and contains disturbing content that may cause the reader to delve into his or her own land of fantasy…just like Sadie.
Category: Fiction

It Takes Balls

Author : Josh Wolf
ISBN : 9781455511693
Genre : Humor
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Josh Wolf--one of the stars and writers of Chelsea Lately and After Lately--delivers a hilarious collection of essays that reminds us all what it takes to conquer fatherhood without sacrificing manhood. Struggling to make it as a stand-up comic didn't always fit with being a single parent. But Josh figured out his own set of rules--through trial and (frequent) error. Early picking up kids from school? The nearby strip club is a great place to kill time and bond with some like-minded dads. Want a drunken heart-to-heart with your son? First make sure there's no Sharpie around in case you pass out. Wondering where to take that special someone at the end of the night? Remember that no sane woman will have sex with you in a one-bedroom apartment where your kids are sleeping--even if you promise to be really, really quiet. Whether it's revealing the secrets to limitless hookups (hint: it's single moms) and getting rid of your children's friends that you just can't stand (hint: it's not single moms), or blackmailing PTA members and ignoring health codes, Josh is sure to impart some parenting wisdom along the way. Or at least have a good time trying.
Category: Humor

Lovely Wild

Author : Megan Hart
ISBN : 9781460330579
Genre : Fiction
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From New York Times bestselling author Megan Hart comes a haunting and insightful novel about a woman trying to find her place in the world… Brought up in the savage captivity of her unstable grandmother's rural Pennsylvania home, Mari Calder once yearned for rescue. Now she struggles every day to function as an adult in the confines of normal society. Left with only a foggy recollection of her childhood, she's consumed with being a dutiful wife to her husband, Ryan, and mother to their two children. But an unexpected twist of events returns her to that long-forgotten house in the woods. Soon, Mari is greeted with reminders of a past life, the clarified memories only inviting a new level of strangeness into her fragile world. To protect her family, she must find the beautiful, powerful strength hidden in her inner chaos. Because someone is bent on exploiting Mari's trauma, and as normal and wild begin to blend, a string of devastating truths force Mari to question all she thought she knew. "Haunting, devastating, heart-wrenching." —RT Book Reviews on Precious and Fragile Things
Category: Fiction

Firefly Lane

Author : Kristin Hannah
ISBN : 1429927844
Genre : Fiction
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From the New York Times bestselling author of On Mystic Lake comes a powerful novel of love, loss, and the magic of friendship. . . . In the turbulent summer of 1974, Kate Mularkey has accepted her place at the bottom of the eighth-grade social food chain. Then, to her amazement, the "coolest girl in the world" moves in across the street and wants to be her friend. Tully Hart seems to have it all---beauty, brains, ambition. On the surface they are as opposite as two people can be: Kate, doomed to be forever uncool, with a loving family who mortifies her at every turn. Tully, steeped in glamour and mystery, but with a secret that is destroying her. They make a pact to be best friends forever; by summer's end they've become TullyandKate. Inseparable. So begins Kristin Hannah's magnificent new novel. Spanning more than three decades and playing out across the ever-changing face of the Pacific Northwest, Firefly Lane is the poignant, powerful story of two women and the friendship that becomes the bulkhead of their lives. From the beginning, Tully is desperate to prove her worth to the world. Abandoned by her mother at an early age, she longs to be loved unconditionally. In the glittering, big-hair era of the eighties, she looks to men to fill the void in her soul. But in the buttoned-down nineties, it is television news that captivates her. She will follow her own blind ambition to New York and around the globe, finding fame and success . . . and loneliness. Kate knows early on that her life will be nothing special. Throughout college, she pretends to be driven by a need for success, but all she really wants is to fall in love and have children and live an ordinary life. In her own quiet way, Kate is as driven as Tully. What she doesn't know is how being a wife and mother will change her . . . how she'll lose sight of who she once was, and what she once wanted. And how much she'll envy her famous best friend. . . . For thirty years, Tully and Kate buoy each other through life, weathering the storms of friendship---jealousy, anger, hurt, resentment. They think they've survived it all until a single act of betrayal tears them apart . . . and puts their courage and friendship to the ultimate test. Firefly Lane is for anyone who ever drank Boone's Farm apple wine while listening to Abba or Fleetwood Mac. More than a coming-of-age novel, it's the story of a generation of women who were both blessed and cursed by choices. It's about promises and secrets and betrayals. And ultimately, about the one person who really, truly knows you---and knows what has the power to hurt you . . . and heal you. Firefly Lane is a story you'll never forget . . . one you'll want to pass on to your best friend.
Category: Fiction

Killer S Baby A Bad Boy Mafia Romance

Author : Riley Masters
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Genre : Family & Relationships
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I take lives for a living....but now I've made one. DAMON I’m a stone-cold killer….but she’s melted my heart. Mafia soldier. Man-whore. Murderer. I’m the exact opposite of what a girl like Beatrice Bentley deserves. She’s shy, innocent and beautiful, and I’ve never met a woman who can hold my attention like she does. A guy like me can only bring trouble for her, but the heat between us is undeniable, and every time I see her, I want to take her in my arms and show her what she’s been missing all these years in her sheltered life as the child of a politician. Her father is running for President, and the chances of him letting a hitman anywhere near his precious daughter during the campaign are less than zero. I have a plan, though—a hitman always has a plan. The only thing I didn’t plan was getting her pregnant… BEA I’ve finally tasted a real man…and the rest of the world will never taste the same. I’ve always been a good girl; always stayed on the straight and narrow and always done as I was told. It’s hard not to when you’re a Presidential candidate’s daughter. As long as I keep toeing the line and keeping up my law school grades, my family will be happy, and I’ll avoid any trouble. But then real trouble comes along, and it has a name—Damon Wilkerson. His gorgeous eyes are filled with sin, his lips tempt me like nothing else, and his body makes me want to join him on the dark side…but I didn’t realize just how dark that side was. I knew he was all wrong for me, and I knew I should stay away, but I didn’t, and now I’m in even more trouble. I’m pregnant, and I’m having a killer’s baby… **Killer's Baby is a steamy standalone mafia romance. No cheating, and a guaranteed happy ending!**
Category: Family & Relationships

Guardian Of The Dead

Author : Karen Healey
ISBN : 9780316088459
Genre : Young Adult Fiction
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"You're Ellie Spencer." I opened my mouth, just as he added, "And your eyes are opening." Seventeen-year-old Ellie Spencer is just like any other teenager at her boarding school. She hangs out with her best friend Kevin, she obsesses over Mark, a cute and mysterious bad boy, and her biggest worry is her paper deadline. But then everything changes. The news headlines are all abuzz about a local string of serial killings that all share the same morbid trademark: the victims were discovered with their eyes missing. Then a beautiful yet eerie woman enters Ellie's circle of friends and develops an unhealthy fascination with Kevin, and a crazed old man grabs Ellie in a public square and shoves a tattered Bible into her hands, exclaiming, "You need it. It will save your soul." Soon, Ellie finds herself plunged into a haunting world of vengeful fairies, Maori mythology, romance, betrayal, and an epic battle for immortality.
Category: Young Adult Fiction

You Could Do Better

Author : Stephanie Lehmann
ISBN : 9781444765472
Genre : Fiction
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Daphne tells herself that being glued to the set counts as research for her job at the Museum of Television and Radio. But the truth is that sex with fiancé Charlie just isn't making the ratings. Then Daphne meets sexy, successful writer/producer Jonathan and the picture comes in loud and clear: this man can turn her on like a remote control. So what about her imminent marriage? What if Daphne could do better?
Category: Fiction

Smashed

Author : Koren Zailckas
ISBN : 1101191392
Genre : Biography & Autobiography
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Garnering a vast amount of attention from young people and parents, and from book buyers across the country, Smashed became a media sensation and a New York Times bestseller. Eye-opening and utterly gripping, Koren Zailckas’s story is that of thousands of girls like her who are not alcoholics—yet—but who routinely use booze as a shortcut to courage and a stand-in for good judgment. With one stiff sip of Southern Comfort at the age of fourteen, Zailckas is initiated into the world of drinking. From then on, she will drink faithfully, fanatically. In high school, her experimentation will lead to a stomach pumping. In college, her excess will give way to a pattern of self-poisoning that will grow more destructive each year. At age twenty-two, Zailckas will wake up in an unfamiliar apartment in New York City, elbow her friend who is passed out next to her, and ask, "Where are we?" Smashed is a sober look at how she got there and, after years of blackouts and smashups, what it took for her to realize she had to stop drinking. Smashed is an astonishing literary debut destined to become a classic.
Category: Biography & Autobiography

The Lying Game

Author : Tess Stimson
ISBN : 9780230764095
Genre : Fiction
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There are some things we are never meant to know . . . Harriet Lockwood has never really bonded with her daughter, Florence, the way she has with her three sons. Then one day, she discovers why. The girl she’s raised for the last fifteen years is not her biological child. Zoey Sands is a single mother with a chaotic lifestyle. The one constant in her life is her daughter, Nell. Nothing can ever come between them – can it? When Harriet turns up on Zoey’s doorstep demanding to see her biological daughter, the two families are plunged into a storm of bitter rivalries... and unexpected alliances.
Category: Fiction