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Damn You Autocorrect 2

Author : Lyndsey Saul
ISBN : 9780753549919
Genre : Humor
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It's back. And it's more awkward than ever. Ever been screwed over by predictive text on your smart phone? You are not alone. Damn You, Autocorrect! 2 brings together more of the laugh-out-loud funny and painfully embarrassing posts from the hit website, which highlight the hilarity that often ensues when text messaging goes wrong. This second volume of epic autocorrect fails is packed with never-before-seen content, as well as the most cringe-worthy posts from Damnyouautocorrect.com. READ THIS BOOK BEFORE YOU HIT SEND.
Category: Humor

Damn You Autocorrect Best Of Ever

Author : Gordon Sutherland
ISBN : 9963285511
Genre :
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Auto correct makes you look pretty stupid sometimes.People texting a word but their phones auto correct feature suddenly has a mind of its own. So its Randomly correcting words incorrectly. You like texting humor, or taking just a little bit of pleasure in the misfortune of others? This book brings together the best of Autocorrect fails. It is the full of funny and painfully embarrasing autocorrect fails. This book will leave you laughing until the end!"
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Damn You Autocorrect

Author : Jillian Madison
ISBN : 9781448132904
Genre : Humor
File Size : 68.67 MB
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Damn You, Autocorrect! brings together some of the laugh-out-loud funny and painfully embarrassing posts from the hit website, which highlight the hilarity that often ensues when text messaging goes wrong: girlfriends getting together for 'manila penis,'(mani pedis); a husband texting his wife that he 'laid' the babysitter (paid); a friend asking if someone got tickets to the 'Lady Vagina' (Lady Gaga) concert, and the most popular image on the website so far: a father texting his daughter that he and his mother were going to divorce, when they were in fact just going to Disney. Oops. The phenomenally successful Damnyouautocorrect.com began when author Jillian Madison innocently tried to invite some friends over for gelato. Autocorrect, however, had another idea, and asked them over for a night of 'fellatio' instead. And that's just the tip of the iceberg. Damn You, Autocorrect! includes 200 never before seen submissions to the website, as well as an introduction from the author and website creator, Jillian Madison.
Category: Humor

Damn You Fat Fingers

Author : Gordon Sutherland
ISBN : 1500850888
Genre : Humor
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Text messaging is the ultimate form of communication but Auto correct makes you look pretty stupid sometimes. People texting a word but their phones auto correct feature suddenly has a mind of its own. So it´s Randomly correcting words incorrectly. You like texting humor, or taking just a little bit of pleasure in the misfortune of others? This book brings together the best of Autocorrect fails. It is the full of funny and painfully embarrassing autocorrect fails. This book will leave you laughing until the end! Promise :)
Category: Humor

I Thank My Lucky Stars Every Day For Your Kindness Love Support And Genitalia Generosity Damn You Autocorrect

Author : Berry Petal Press
ISBN : 9798602130102
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Funny Notebook and Journal, perfect valentine's day gift for your partner! This is a journal, planner and notebook for your best ideas daily, weekly or as often as you wish. There is plenty of space to write as much as you want, whenever you want. Start jotting down your ideas, big and small, and make your goals and dreams come true. If you want to increase the positive effects, get a copy for a friend and share to inspire each other. Small lined daily diary / journal / notebook to write in, to record your daily gratitude list, creative writing, for creating lists, for scheduling, organizing and recording your thoughts. Makes an excellent gift idea for birthdays, Christmas, anniversaries, birthdays, retirement, coworkers or any special occasion. Perfectly sized at 6" x 9" 100 page Softcover bookbinding Fits in your bag Flexible Paperback
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Hope Your Birthday Is Filled With Lots Of Lpve Laughter And Cock Cake Damn You Autocorrect

Author : Carby Press
ISBN : 9798624938328
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Keeping Journal or Notebook is required to write down our goal, permanent record of our target and its progress, our thoughts, problem and solutions, reminders, story or literary terms etc. That's why everyone should keep notebook or journal or personal diary in daily activities. This Notebook Journal will assis you in this regard. On the other hand, you can gift this to your dearest one in various occasions such as birthday, anniversary, valentine, mother's day, father's day ans so on. In This Lovely Notebook Journal You Will Have: Beautful Matte cover Handy for Both Home and Office Use Perfect To Gift Someone Awesome Custom Interior Lined Journal Pages 100 Pages 6x9 Inch Size So, Grab this Notebook for you or gift your special persons.
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I Thank My Lucky Stars Every Day For Your Kindness Love Support And Genitalia Generosity Damn You Autocorrect

Author : Love Love Journals
ISBN : 9798604811993
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File Size : 21.48 MB
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Looking for a special gift for that special person you love? This 97 Questions For Couple Exploration Journal is a Unique and Fun Birthday or Anniversary Gift for Your Husband, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, or Wife. ♥ Love Journal Notebook for Couple - Features: Dedicated blank space on the cover to fill in your names. 97 Questions specially created for couples with fill-in-the-blank lines for ♥ HER and ♥ HIM. Every question has dedicated space to write the answer for three years. By answering the same question for three years, your partner and you will be able to see how your relationship evolves. You can make your journal as funny, witty, or mushy as you choose. Special acid-free paper so your writing won't fade over time and you'll preserve these special memories. Crisp white pages Professional matte cardstock cover. Dimensions: 6"x9" Everyone`s filling in love and has a unique love story. Our Special Love Journal for Couples with 97 Questions over 3 years lets you tell that story by listing all those special reasons why you love him or her. We also understand that life gets busy and there just isn't always the time for late-night chats with your love. Here we have a fun and unique way to further communicate with your spouse. No matter how long you've been together, this Love Journal will open up conversations that will strengthen, heal, and enliven your relationship. Have you ever done a couple's journal? Love is a gift, whether presented only in a journal or expanded into something wrapped and bowed. The expense is only that of pen and paper but its cost is time and thought. Take the time, find the magic you hold inside you, find the love that you hold for relationships, for what you have accomplished, or desire to accomplish, or what type of love affair you want to have with the world while you are still in it. Journaling is a powerful tool for processing life experiences. If your spouse isn't on board with this idea or perhaps is living long distances, why not just make it a gift from you? So, if you're in a relationship rut or just looking to improve and strengthen your bond, couples journaling is something to consider. Start writing your LoveStory on this beautiful Love Journal. ♥ Get it as a present for a birthday, wedding anniversary, Valentine's Day or Christmas!
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Technocreep

Author : Thomas P. Keenan
ISBN : 9781771641234
Genre : Computers
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“Technology is rapidly moving into our bodies,” writes cyber expert Keenan, “and this book gives a chilling look ahead into where that road may lead us – on a one way trip to the total surrender of privacy and the commoditization of intimacy.” Here is the definitive dissection of privacy-eroding and life-invading technologies, coming at you from governments, corporations, and the person next door. Take, for example, “Girls Around Me”: a Russian-made iPhone App that allowed anyone to scan the immediate vicinity for girls and women who checked in on Foursquare and had poorly secured Facebook profiles. It combined this information in a way never intended by the original poster. Going to a Disney theme park? Your creepy new “MagicBand” will alert Minnie Mouse that you’re on the way and she’ll know your kid’s name when you approach her. Thinking about sending your DNA off to Ancestry.com for some “genetic genealogy”? Perhaps you should think again: your genetic information could be used against you. With security scares like the Heartbleed bug (which compromised even supposedly safe internet behemoths like Google and Yahoo!) becoming more commonplace, this book is a must-read for anybody who values their privacy in a wired world.
Category: Computers

Hope Your Birthday Is Filled With Lots Of Love Laughter And Cock Cake Damn You Autocorrect

Author : NOteBOoks FUN GaG
ISBN : 1706107137
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Lined Notebook Features: 110 blank lined white pages Professionally designed soft matte cover 6" x 9" dimensions; sufficient and lightweight size for work, desk or school Perfect for jotting down thoughts, taking notes, writing, organizing, goal setting, meeting notes, doodling, drawing, lists, journaling and brainstorming Notebooks and journals make a great gift for any occasion
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You Had One Job

Author : Beverly L. Jenkins
ISBN : 9781449480691
Genre : Humor
File Size : 76.2 MB
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If someone hangs a stop sign upside down or paints crooked lines on a highway, count on someone else to snap a photo and post it online. You Had One Job! is a collection of hilarious pictures features job-related disasters and general ineptitudes. All of these new, never-before-seen images will be accompanied by witty captions.
Category: Humor

Dear Asshole

Author : Jillian Madison
ISBN : 0762442867
Genre : Humor
File Size : 49.41 MB
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Dear Asshole includes 101 letters to tell off all the assholes you encounter on a daily basis, each letter conveniently perforated so you can tear it out and give it to the desired offender. The world is full of assholes -- but now you can fight back! Ever wish you could leave a nasty note for that jerk meter maid who ticketed you, or the idiot who didn't clean up after his dog, or your asshole psychotic ex? Now you can! Whether it's the asshole landlord, the asshole cheapskate, the asshole backseat driver, or the constantly cheery asshole, you should never leave home without this useful book ever again! Letters include: Dear Asshole Who Stole My Parking Space Dear Asshole Who Doesn't Know How to Use Self-Checkout Dear Contagious Asshole Dear Constantly Broke Asshole Dear Online Dating Asshole Who Lied About Their Looks Dear Asshole Boss Dear Fanatically Religious Asshole at My Door And more!
Category: Humor

Pharaoh

Author : Valerio Massimo Manfredi
ISBN : 9780330526197
Genre : Fiction
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Valerio Massimo Manfredi's Pharaoh is a thrilling archaeological mystery. Jerusalem, 586 BC. The kingdom of Judah is on the verge of annihilation by the Babylonians. In the chaos, the prophet Jeremiah saves the sacred Ark of the Covenant and hides it in a cave. He returns terrified, having made a discovery that appears to have sent him mad. The Middle East, early in the second millennium. Professor William Blake, renowned Egyptologist, has a surprising visit from representatives of an American mining corporation. They have discovered a strange Egyptian tomb, which risks exploding the powder keg of Middle Eastern geopolitics. Blake finds himself facing the most mysterious case of his life. The tomb of the Pharaoh lies in the middle of the desert, miles from the Nile and the Valley of the Kings. As he starts to unravel the Pharaoh's story, a disturbing theory forms in Blake's mind as to the identity of this mysterious ruler - a theory that could destroy the balance of the modern world.
Category: Fiction

How To Do Everything Kindle Fire

Author : Jason Rich
ISBN : 9780071793605
Genre : Computers
File Size : 44.39 MB
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Presents information on setting up and using the Kindle Fire, covering such topics as navigating Kindle books, connecting to the Internet, listening to music, managing Facebook and Twitter accounts, and downloading apps.
Category: Computers

The Blockade

Author : John Burbridge
ISBN : 9781465322500
Genre : Language Arts & Disciplines
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Cub reporter Kris Dillman is excited about the prospect of covering Rush Ramond, Jefferson Highs superstar basketball player who is due to be the first junior selected in the NBA draft. But the broad racial lines that cut through the heart of Kriss beat provide numerous obstacles. One of which is The Blockade: a stone-covered hill with a cyclone fence topped with V-braced barbed wire. It bisects what was originally a through street, conspicuously at the threshold where the neighborhood goes from predominately white to predominately black. While negotiating this treacherous terrain, Kris learns about media hypocrisy, bigotry and accountability; public relations hype, manipulation and intimidation; and how a simple news tip can lead to murder
Category: Language Arts & Disciplines

Living With Alzhiemers

Author : Joseph Potocny
ISBN : 145359325X
Genre : Biography & Autobiography
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.....this book is a compilization of Joes World Renown and read blog. It is his story of his journey with this dreaded disease that only has one ending. He tells of how his mind is slowly robbed, the theft of himself and what lies ahead. Book is raw and to the point. It tells the suffers side of the story.
Category: Biography & Autobiography

The Underground Guide To Word For Windows

Author : Woody Leonhard
ISBN : 0201406500
Genre : Computers
File Size : 72.83 MB
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Designed to take advanced users up to the level of guru, this guide to the Windows-based word processor outlines advanced and little-understood features of the program, as well as undocumented features, warnings on bugs and pitfalls, and more. Original. (Advanced).
Category: Computers

Ham Biscuits Hostess Gowns And Other Southern Specialties

Author : Julia Reed
ISBN : 9781466828537
Genre : Cooking
File Size : 75.99 MB
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Southern humorist Julia Reed celebrates Southern food, Southern women, and the Southern penchant for enjoying good times in this collection of her food writing. Julia Reed spends a lot of time thinking about ham biscuits. And cornbread and casseroles and the surprisingly modern ease of donning a hostess gown for one's own party. In Ham Biscuits, Hostess Gowns and Other Southern Specialties Julia Reed collects her thoughts on good cooking and the lessons of gracious entertaining that pass from one woman to another, and takes the reader on a lively and very personal tour of the culinary -- and social -- South. In essays on everything from pork chops to the perfect picnic Julia Reed revels in the simple good qualities that make the Southern table the best possible place to pull up a chair. She expounds on: the Southerner's relentless penchant for using gelatin why most things taste better with homemade mayonnaise the necessity of a holiday milk punch (and, possibly, a Santa hat) how best to "cook for compliments" (at least one squash casserole and Lee Bailey's barbequed veal are key). She provides recipes for some of the region's best-loved dishes (cheese straws, red velvet cake, breakfast shrimp), along with her own variations on the classics, including Fried Oysters Rockefeller Salad and Creole Crab Soup. She also elaborates on worthwhile information every hostess would do well to learn: the icebreaking qualities of a Ramos gin fizz and a hot crabmeat canapé, for example; the "wow factor" intrinsic in a platter of devilled eggs or a giant silver punchbowl filled with scoops of homemade ice cream. There is guidance on everything from the best possible way to "eat" your luck on New Year's Day to composing a menu in honor of someone you love. Grace and hilarity under gastronomic pressure suffuse these essays, along with remembrances of her gastronomic heroes including Richard Olney, Mary Cantwell, and M.F.K. Fisher. Ham Biscuits, Hostess Gowns and Other Southern Specialties is another great book about the South from Julia Reed, a writer who makes her experiences in—and out of—the kitchen a joy to read.
Category: Cooking