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Christmas On Crack

Author : Carlton Mellick, III
ISBN : 1936383381
Genre : Humor
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Perverted Christmas Tales for the whole family (As long as every member of your family is over the age of 18).It's a dark and seedy side of Christmas that you didn't know about. A Christmas underworld where Santa gets dominated by Peppermint women and Frosty is a transvestite stripper. There's elf sluts, toy orgies, and giant flesh-eating Christmas crabs that shoot lasers. That's right. Lasers. It's the holiday season, bitches, so strap on your sugar plum ball gag, bend yourself over the Yule log, and get ready for Kris Kringle to shove some Christmas cheer up your ass!Featuring stories by Jordan Krall, Jeff Burk, Kevin L. Donihe, Cameron Pierce, Kirsten Alene, Kevin Shamel, Edmund Colell, and Andrew Goldfarb.
Category: Humor

Mission Christmas

Author : Skye Turner
ISBN : 9781386224112
Genre : Fiction
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Mason Christmas, a reporter, is not a huge fan of, well, Christmas. After a heartbreaking betrayal and the taunts that accompany his last name, holiday cheer is not something he normally partakes in. Noelle Holley loves everything about the most wonderful time of the year. Her holiday wish is to bring Christmas joy to every child, especially those in dire circumstances, like those who find themselves in the shelter she runs. The holidays are quickly approaching and funds are swiftly diminishing with no help in sight... until she decides to put together a Christmas Concert. When Mason's boss assigns him to the Blessings House Shelter to cover the story while helping to promote the Christmas Concert, he must work closely with Noelle to garner interest and support. Can the magic of the holidays and the help of a mysterious stranger (intent on getting these two together) bring back Mason's lost joy in the season? Or will Mason hold onto his Grinch-y attitude and ruin everyone's Christmas and his chance at one of the ultimate gifts of Christmas… love? Mission: Christmas… challenge accepted! **This is an adult romance book and contains explicit language and graphic sex scenes not suitable for all readers. Intended for those over the age of 18.
Category: Fiction

Christmas On Honeysuckle Lane

Author : Mary McDonough
ISBN : 9781496726155
Genre : Fiction
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Mary McDonough welcomes readers back to the small town of Oliver’s Well, Virginia, in a story of holiday and homecoming, as three siblings gather for a Christmas that brings unexpected gifts. Even in a town as picturesque and rich in history as Oliver’s Well there’s something special about the Reynolds house on Honeysuckle Lane. Sturdy yet graceful, well-proportioned outside and within, it’s where Andie, Emma, and Daniel Reynolds grew up—before they began to grow apart. For Danny, this first reunion since their mother’s death is a chance for him and his sisters to relive cherished holiday traditions—attending the church concert, lighting the town tree—before finally settling their parents’ estate. But readying the house for sale proves no easy task when every piece of furniture and every moment together stirs up the past. Andie, the oldest sibling, didn’t just leave home years ago, she left her young daughter too. Though she’s found fulfillment and fame as a self-help author, coming back shakes her equilibrium. How can she presume to guide others if she can’t be honest with those closest to her, much less herself? Middle child Emma struck out on her own instead of accepting her father’s offer to share his business. Yet now she finds herself drawn back to her town’s quiet rhythms and routines, wondering if it’s possible to start over. The house on Honeysuckle Lane contains a lifetime’s worth of joys and dreams, and its share of regrets too. This Christmas, it will be the place where Andie, Emma, and Danny come together to remember, laugh, fight, plan—and find their way forward as a family once more. “A warm, heartfelt novel about what it means to belong to a family. You won't want to put it down.” --Mary Alice Monroe, New York Times bestselling author of A Lowcountry Wedding
Category: Fiction

A Child S Christmas Boxed Set

Author : Linda Goodnight
ISBN : 9781460347362
Genre : Fiction
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Fall in love with these sweet Christmas stories of new romance and new families by New York Times and USA TODAY bestselling author Linda Goodnight. Enjoy three heartwarming books in one great bundle! A young child found on the street brings together a guarded undercover agent and a school teacher, forming a special new family for the holidays. When a social worker pairs a teen in her care with a police officer as his mentor, her own Christmas wish of finding love may be fulfilled, as well. As a single dad with two matchmaking children, this widower can't help wondering if his pretty new neighbor might be the new mom they've been hoping for. This bundle includes: THE CHRISTMAS CHILD A SEASON FOR GRACE SUGARPLUM HOMECOMING
Category: Fiction

Christmas Classics 150 Novels Stories Poems Illustrated Edition

Author : Louisa May Alcott
ISBN : 9788075839480
Genre : Fiction
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This unique collection of "CHRISTMAS CLASSICS: 150+ Novels, Stories & Poems (Illustrated Edition)” has been designed and formatted to the highest digital standards. Life and Adventures of Santa Claus (L. Frank Baum) Christmas At Sea (Robert Louis Stevenson) The Little City of Hope (F. Marion Crawford) The Gift of the Magi (O. Henry) The First Christmas Of New England (Harriet Beecher Stowe) The Holy Night (Selma Lagerlöf) Christmas in the Olden Time (Walter Scott) Christmas In India (Rudyard Kipling) The Twelve Days of Christmas Silent Night Ring Out, Wild Bells (Alfred Lord Tennyson) Christmas with Grandma Elsie (Martha Finley) Little Lord Fauntleroy (Frances Hodgson Burnett) Anne of Green Gables (Lucy Maud Montgomery) The Christmas Angel (Abbie Farwell Brown) Black Beauty (Anna Sewell) The Christmas Child (Hesba Stretton) Granny's Wonderful Chair (Frances Browne) The Romance of a Christmas Card (Kate Douglas Wiggin) Wind in the Willows (Kenneth Grahame) The Birds' Christmas Carol (Kate Douglas Wiggin) The Wonderful Life - Story of the life and death of our Lord (Hesba Stretton) A Merry Christmas & Other Christmas Stories (Louisa May Alcott) Little Gretchen and the Wooden Shoe (Elizabeth Harrison) A Letter from Santa Claus (Mark Twain) Where Love Is, God Is (Leo Tolstoy) Peter Pan and Wendy (J. M. Barrie) Little Women (Louisa May Alcott) The Wonderful Wizard of OZ (L. Frank Baum) The Christmas Angel (Abbie Farwell Brown) The Tale of Peter Rabbit (Beatrix Potter) Toinette and the Elves (Susan Coolidge) The Heavenly Christmas Tree (Fyodor Dostoevsky) At the Back of the North Wind (George MacDonald) Christmas at Thompson Hall (Anthony Trollope) The Princess and the Goblin (George MacDonald) Thurlow's Christmas Story (John Kendrick Bangs) Christmas Every Day (William Dean Howells) The Lost Word (Henry van Dyke) The Nutcracker and the Mouse King (E. T. A. Hoffmann) The Little Match Girl The Elves and the Shoemaker...
Category: Fiction

At The Crack Of Dawn

Author : Sannsibble
ISBN : 9781465364623
Genre : Business & Economics
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At the Crack of Dawn is a story about teamwork. Each of our team members, individual and organization, brought a wealth of resource in the form of knowledge, experience, and diversity. Diversity in our experience was not limited to ethnicity alone but also different age groups, religious backgrounds, types of organizations, different cultures customs and national origin, and different socioeconomic backgrounds. To sum that up, our events included peoples from all walks of life. Engaging creativity and innovation through democratic processes, we were able to transform our meager financial resources into the production of desired objectives and outcomes, as discussed in this book. We had our high and low moments, and many in between. We did not stop in our tracks when the tunnel became darker. We moved forward wading our way through the darkness, holding each others hand in true team spirit taking one step at a time. We shared, cared and cheered until we were At the Crack of Dawn. I hope that this book will inspire others to continue moving forward in their volunteer work or what ever their progressive undertakings may be. I also assure you that engaging teamwork, and especially in these hard pressed, slow economic times, the synergy will transform your world. God speed!
Category: Business & Economics

The Spirit Of Christmas

Author : Liz Talley
ISBN : 9781459249851
Genre : Fiction
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Brennan Henry doesn't have time for holly and jolly. He's been too busy boosting the bottom line for the family business. That is, until his eccentric grandfather hands over a lot of money to a stranger on the street. Some nonsense about her being the true spirit of Christmas. Yeah, right. All Brennan can see is he's now got a situation on his hands with one Mary Paige Gentry. Then he meets Mary Paige. And no matter how deep he searches, it seems she's the real deal. Kind, compassionate and just enough sass to keep him very intrigued. The spark of attraction between them could land him on the naughty list! But his is still a dollars-and-cents world…unless she can prove there's more to the season—more to life—than money.
Category: Fiction

The Adralack Crack On Mt Baker

Author : Beauford E. Averette
ISBN : 9781499076431
Genre : Fiction
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The Adralack Crack on Mt. Baker Would you risk your life exploring a lava tunnel under a glacier in wintertime? Why did Larry become the victim of a cosmic force when he stepped into the shallow rocky overhang for shelter and disintegrated? Could Adrian, who saw it happen, invent a machine that could bring him back out? Would Adrian use his machine to commit an $80,000 robbery? Would Art become obsessed with walking into the crack? Would Art’s wife find love with an old friend? Will the alien that came from Exvacia, by the cosmic force, search out and mate with Delbert? This and much more will excite your imagination and titillate your senses.
Category: Fiction

Crack In The Sky

Author : Terry C. Johnston
ISBN : 0307755800
Genre : Fiction
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Crack in the Sky continues the development of the young Titus Bass as he gradually learns the lore of the mountain man. From a raucous rendezvous of trappers to a searing fight with Comanche, from a frigid winter's chill to the angry heat of a chase with horse thieves, Titus Bass's West comes alive in the pages of this remarkable novel--and in its final scene, Titus Bass will meet young Josiah Paddock and form the deep friendship explored in the pagers of Carry the Wind. From the Paperback edition.
Category: Fiction