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Can T Be Arsed

Author : Richard Wilson
ISBN : 1906032378
Genre : Humor
File Size : 68.51 MB
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A counterpoint to the infinite ?must have” and ?must do” lists that appear in magazines and on television, this detailed study reveals all the ugly details that are often conveniently ignored. It gives off-putting facts and statistics to quote at holier-than-thou thrillseekers, covering such activities as running with the bulls in Pamplona and having sex in an airplane. Pop culture is similarly addressed, with the most overrated books and movies of all time conveniently listed. So the next time someone insists on swimming with dolphins, reading Kafka in Prague, or skydiving, you can feel better about thumbing your nose and staying in your comfort zone instead.
Category: Humor

Can T Be Arsed Half Arsed Shorter Edition

Author : Richard Wilson
ISBN : 9781909396111
Genre : Humor
File Size : 72.82 MB
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Books, television shows and websites are forever ordering us around - 100 things to do before you're 30; 50 albums you must own; this year's must-have handbag; change your life in two weeks.
Category: Humor

Can T Be Arsed A Tekno Love Affair

Author : Graeme Turnbull
ISBN : 1798956187
Genre : Fiction
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Set against the backdrop of the traveller rave scene in Europe, Daz and his friend Matt are enjoying the fruits of the bubbling music revolution as the self-titled "Can't Be Arsed Soundsystem." Currently in France (where the locals don't quite seem to grasp their more chill nature), Daz has fallen for a like-minded soul named Emily, who he met at a party, and has joined their laidback act. With a love story between them blossoming, the new couple and Matt continue their travels from country to country, attempting to sniff out any party they can and continue to enjoy the freedom of the open road. However, this chilled-out philosophy is put in jeopardy when it's revealed that Emily is actually part of the scene as a way to escape her abusive father. An abusive father who's a police chief, no less! With the three now all in this together, Can't Be Arsed spins a tale about their attempt to stay one step ahead of the law while still trying to enjoy their music-driven adventures and, ultimately, keep this romance alive. With the whole weight of the Boys in Blue about to come down on them though, the goal of the new-and-improved Can't Be Arsed Soundsystem moves from simple evasion to something far more definitive: revenge. A love story with a twist, the decadent European rave scene provides the perfect opportunity for freedom for Daz, Emily and Matt - but only if any of them can be arsed to jump on it.
Category: Fiction

Shit I Can T Be Arsed To Do

Author : Snarky Cow
ISBN : 1790228395
Genre :
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A funny blank notebook and great gag gift for a fun loving coworker friend, boss, best buddy or family member Fun loving people love fun loving gifts, right? Right! Even something as simple as a lined notebook with a cheeky phrase (OK, maybe somewhat offensive phrase) on it, would send chuckles down the spine of a friend who can relate. Whether they use it to take notes, doodle in it - so that it looks like they're taking notes, capture killer ideas and inspiration, or just vent their frustrations, it's all good. They'll be tickled pink with their Snarky Cow Notebook, and you can bask in the glory of being the good egg who brought a dose of lighthearted humor to their day. Notebook Features: 108 pages of lined paper which is great for journaling, creative writing, or hatching a plan for world domination Stylish matte finish softcover with an appealing minimalist design that'll look good on any desk or coffee table At 5.5 x 8.5 inches, it's small enough to fit neatly into a bag or purse, while still being comfortable enough to write in And it's OK, if you just want to buy one for yourself. We won't snitch on you.
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I Really Can T Be Arsed Notebook My Notes And Stuff I Should Be Doing But

Author : Beaconsview Publishing
ISBN : 1798830671
Genre : Humor
File Size : 25.19 MB
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Tired of all the BullSh*t pretty journals and notebooks ? Sick of the fancy pants, flowery, kitten hugging, sickeningly cute books? Time to get a grip and get what you want and need... Straight to the point, no B.S. serious notebook for serious people only! Record your daily thoughts, ideas and todo lists without all the waffle. Nothing pretty, just real plain and simple journal for all occasions. 100 page college ruled line paper 6x9 notebook for real people ... no snowflakes allowed! Plain and simple design, smart yet efficient. If you don't like it tough, don't buy it !
Category: Humor

Shit I Can T Be Arsed To Do

Author : Asek Journals
ISBN : 1790875145
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6x9 inches with 100 wide ruled line paper. Enjoy!
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Yes I M A Counsellor But I Simply Can T Be Arsed To Analyse What You Say

Author : Counsellors Rock Books
ISBN : 1671177541
Genre :
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Yes, I'm a counsellor, but I genuinely cannot be arsed to analyse what you say! How many times have people said to you, "Ooo, you're a counsellor - are you analysing me?" Sometimes you are (particularly if they're misbehaving!), but usually, you're so shagged out from client work that evaluating friends and strangers alike is the last thing on your mind. Now you can vent about your plight in this fun notebook! 6in x 9in with 120 lined pages Stylish, glossy cover Bound to raise a giggle Perfect as a Secret Santa or White Elephant gift The ideal present for the frustrated counsellor, psychotherapist, psychologist or psychiatrist in your life!
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Be Arsed

Author : Infinite Ideas
ISBN : 9781905940943
Genre : Self-Help
File Size : 56.55 MB
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Be Arsed is a no-nonsense, fun and inspirational littlebook designed to motivate readers to get their capaciousbacksides off the sofa and to start living life to thefull! This book has 365 short punchy practical ideas thatcan be put into practice straight away. Whether it'sinspirational tips on how to loose some flab, how to havemore ......
Category: Self-Help

Top Of The House

Author : Andrew Towers
ISBN : 9781472119193
Genre : Fiction
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Maurice is down on his luck in Deerpool. He's lost his teaching job, the electricity in his flat has been cut off and the local hoodlums mock his transvestism and upload their exploits onto YouTube. To make things worse, he and his best friend and sometime lover 'Divvy' Karen have managed to pique the ire of Karen's psychopathic and vengeful ex-boyfriend, Chunky. Desperate times call for desperate measures. When he finds out that the Pentagon Bingo Hall, mecca of the north-west, is giving away a golden monkey worth half a million pounds he plans a heist that will make their dreams of escape a gorgeous reality. But there are numerous unforeseen complications . . . Will Maurice and Karen win large, fulfill their dreams and ride into the sunset bound for Tijuana? Or will the murderous Chunky ensure that their number is finally up?
Category: Fiction

Yes I M A Counselor But I Simply Can T Be Arsed To Analyze What You Say

Author : Counsellors Rock Boks
ISBN : 1675884277
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File Size : 29.65 MB
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Yes, I'm A Counselor, But I Genuinely Cannot Be Arsed To Analyze What You Say! How many times have people said to you, "Ooo, you're a counselor - are you analyzing me?" Sometimes you are (particularly if they're misbehaving!), but usually, you're so shagged out from client work that evaluating friends and strangers alike is the last thing on your mind. Now you can vent about your plight in this fun notebook! 6in x 9in, the ideal size for your bag, briefcase, rucksack or laptop bag 120 lined pages - plenty of room for your jottings, doodles and thoughts Personalized 'belongs to' page Stylish, glossy, statement cover Bound to raise a giggle Perfect as a Secret Santa, stocking filler or White Elephant gift The ideal present for the frustrated counselor, psychotherapist, psychologist or psychiatrist in your life!
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