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The Zombie Survival Guide

Author : Max Brooks
ISBN : 1400050804
Genre : Humor
File Size : 84.93 MB
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From the author of the #1 New York Times bestseller, World War Z, The Zombie Survival Guide is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now. Fully illustrated and exhaustively comprehensive, this book covers everything you need to know, including how to understand zombie physiology and behavior, the most effective defense tactics and weaponry, ways to outfit your home for a long siege, and how to survive and adapt in any territory or terrain. Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack 1. Organize before they rise! 2. They feel no fear, why should you? 3. Use your head: cut off theirs. 4. Blades don’t need reloading. 5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair. 6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it. 7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike. 8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert! 9. No place is safe, only safer. 10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on. Don’t be carefree and foolish with your most precious asset—life. This book is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now without your even knowing it. The Zombie Survival Guide offers complete protection through trusted, proven tips for safeguarding yourself and your loved ones against the living dead. It is a book that can save your life.
Category: Humor

Only Dead On The Inside

Author : James Breakwell
ISBN : 9781944648640
Genre : Humor
File Size : 27.55 MB
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It's not easy being a parent these days. There are bills to pay. Kids to feed. And hordes of undead monsters to keep at bay. There are plenty of guides out there about how to survive the zombie apocalypse. All of them assume readers are young, fit, and unencumbered by children. In that scenario, the only living humans left will be smug, outdoorsy Millennials. That's hell on earth, even without the zombies. Only Dead on the Inside is the answer for the rest of us. Written by professional comedy writer and amateur father-of-four James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn), Only Dead on the Inside blends traditional parenting advice with zombie survival tips, bringing together two totally unrelated genres in a book no one asked for but everyone needs. This step-by-step manual teaches you how to raise happy, healthy children in a world overrun by the undead. Motivated moms and dads want it all, and that won't change at the end of the world. There's no reason you can't be a zombie killing machine AND parent of the year, but you have to work for it. If you want to make sure your family is apocalypse-ready, Only Dead on the Inside is your best—and only—chance at survival. No pressure, but if you don't read this book, your children will die.
Category: Humor

The Maker S Guide To The Zombie Apocalypse

Author : Simon Monk
ISBN : 9781593277291
Genre : Technology & Engineering
File Size : 50.37 MB
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Where will you be when the zombie apocalypse hits? Trapping yourself in the basement? Roasting the family pet? Beheading reanimated neighbors? No way. You’ll be building fortresses, setting traps, and hoarding supplies, because you, savvy survivor, have snatched up your copy of The Maker's Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse before it’s too late. This indispensable guide to survival after Z-day, written by hardware hacker and zombie anthropologist Simon Monk, will teach you how to generate your own electricity, salvage parts, craft essential electronics, and out-survive the undead.,p>Take charge of your environment: –Monitor zombie movement with trip wires and motion sensors –Keep vigilant watch over your compound with Arduino and Raspberry Pi surveillance systems –Power zombie defense devices with car batteries, bicycle generators, and solar power Escape imminent danger: –Repurpose old disposable cameras for zombie-distracting flashbangs –Open doors remotely for a successful sprint home –Forestall subplot disasters with fire and smoke detectors Communicate with other survivors: –Hail nearby humans using Morse code –Pass silent messages with two-way vibration walkie-talkies –Fervently scan the airwaves with a frequency hopper For anyone from the budding maker to the keen hobbyist, The Maker’s Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse is an essential survival tool. Uses the Arduino Uno board and Raspberry Pi Model B+ or Model 2
Category: Technology & Engineering

The Book Of The Undead A Zombie Film Guide

Author : Terry Rowan
ISBN : 9781257129454
Genre : Horror films
File Size : 63.65 MB
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A comprehensive film guide featuring films about zombies, the undead and other such creatures of the dead.
Category: Horror films

The Zombie Handbook

Author : Rob Sacchetto
ISBN : 9781569757055
Genre : Humor
File Size : 80.52 MB
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"The Zombie Handbook" reveals the vital information that human readers need to know about identifying, understanding, and, when things get ugly, dispatching the "living dead."
Category: Humor

Surviving The Not Dead Undead

Author : Brandon Lowery
ISBN : 1492333646
Genre : Fiction
File Size : 54.79 MB
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"... is a humorous preparedness manual for the beginning zombie prepper. This book examines the impending zombie apocalypse, but from a scientific standpoint where zombies are infected humans and not the undead"--Page 4 of cover.
Category: Fiction

The Rules A Guide To Surviving The Zombie Apocalypse

Author : Liam O'Leary
ISBN : 9781477124239
Genre : Fiction
File Size : 37.13 MB
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Ghouls. The Living Dead. Zombies. They’re everywhere: In our movies, our books, our video games, our comics, and now, our television series. Everywhere you look, there are zombies. They can be fast, slow, dead, and sometimes even alive, sometimes they’re downright terrifying, other times, they’re downright hilarious. Regardless, they’re out there and they’re coming for you.
Category: Fiction

The Readers Advisory Guide To Horror

Author : Becky Siegel Spratford
ISBN : 9780838911129
Genre : Education
File Size : 70.92 MB
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Vampires, zombies, ghosts, and ghoulies: there are more things going bump in the night than ever. So how do you wend your way through all of them to find the ones that interest a particular reader? RA expert Spratford updates her advisory to include the latest in monsters and the macabre.
Category: Education

The Zombie Combat Manual

Author : Roger Ma
ISBN : 9781101186657
Genre : Humor
File Size : 57.3 MB
Format : PDF
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The Zombie Combat Manual is a comprehensive guide that demonstrates how anyone, from seasoned fighter to average citizen, can become an effective warrior in the inevitable battle against the undead. With detailed illustrations and firsthand accounts from zombie combat veterans, this manual provides readers with the information they need to emerge victoriously from a close combat encounter with a walking corpse. Now is the time to learn how to survive a hand-to-hand battle against the advancing army of the undead-before humans fall prey to their growing ranks.
Category: Humor

Zombie Movies

Author : Glenn Kay
ISBN : 9781569766835
Genre : Performing Arts
File Size : 29.48 MB
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Featuring chronological reviews of more than 300 zombie films--from 1932's "White Zombie" to George A. Romero's 2008 release "Diary of the Dead--"this thorough, uproarious guide traces the evolution of one of horror cinema's most popular and terrifying creations. Fans will learn exactly what makes a zombie a zombie, go behind the scenes with a chilling production diary from "Land of the Dead," peruse a bizarre list of the oddest things ever seen in undead cinema, and immerse themselves in a detailed rundown of the 25 greatest zombie films ever made. Containing an illustrated zombie rating system, ranging from "Highly Recommended" to "Avoid at All Costs" and "So Bad It's Good," the book also features lengthy interviews with numerous talents from in front of and behind the camera.
Category: Performing Arts

The Girls Guide To Zombies

Author : Jen Jones
ISBN : 9781429654555
Genre : Juvenile Nonfiction
File Size : 27.42 MB
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"Describes the mystery, cool characteristics, and interest in zombies, including historical and contemporary examples"--Provided by publisher.
Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

Zombies

Author : Zachary Graves
ISBN : 1847444156
Genre : Zombie films
File Size : 21.17 MB
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Inspired by horror films of the past, such as George Romero's 1968 classic Night of the Living Dead, zombies have come lurching back into the forefront of the public imagination with books such as the Jane Austen parody Pride, Prejudice and Zombies, video games such as Left 4 Dead and blockbuster movies like Zombieland. The living dead have never been so popular! We all know that zombies are by no means a modern phenomenon but where did this zombie fascination come from, and where did people like Romero get thier inspiration? Zombies takes a look at all aspects of this gruesome entity and delves into the less well-known mythological and historical side of this fascinating subject.
Category: Zombie films

The Comedy Film Nerds Guide To Movies

Author : Graham Elwood
ISBN : 9781614482222
Genre : Performing Arts
File Size : 26.13 MB
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A movie guide for film and comedy fans, by filmmakers and comedians, for the movie lover with a good sense of humor. Tired of the usual boring, dry movie discussion? The Comedy Film Nerds Guide to Movies is something new. Is it serious movie discussion? Is it funny? Do the writers know what the hell they are talking about? Yes, yes, yes, and yes. Okay, that’s too many yes’s, but you get the point. Graham Elwood and Chris Mancini, both professional filmmakers and comedians, created comedyfilmnerds.com to mind meld the idea of real movie talk and real funny. And they called in all of their professionally funny and filmy friends to help them. Comedians and writers who have been on everything from the Tonight Show to their own comedy specials tell you what’s what about their favorite film genres. While The Comedy Film Nerds Guide to Movies is funny and informative, each genre is given a personal touch. All of the Comedy Film Nerds have a love of film and a personal connection to each genre. Read about a love of film from an insider’s perspective. The Comedy Film Nerds Guide to Movies brings what has been missing from movie discussion for too long: a healthy dose of humor.
Category: Performing Arts

A Brief Guide To The Supernatural

Author : Leo Ruickbie
ISBN : 9781780330709
Genre : Body, Mind & Spirit
File Size : 24.80 MB
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From Most Haunted to Buffy the Vampire Slayer, from Underworld to Twilight, from Doom to Resident Evil, The Brief Guide to the Supernatural goes in search of the unearthly with unexpected results; combining history, science, psychology and myth he explores the allure of the paranormal - why so many people still believe in ghosts and angels - as well as the many ways people have tried to contact and record the impossible.
Category: Body, Mind & Spirit

The Complete Idiot S Guide To Zombies

Author : Nathan Robert Brown
ISBN : 9781101223727
Genre : Body, Mind & Spirit
File Size : 31.43 MB
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The "New Vampire"... The Complete Idiot's Guides® have explored the world of vampires, werewolves, the paranormal, and now the latest book in the "creepy" series is, 'The Complete Idiot's Guide® to Zombies'. This book brings the world of zombies chillingly to life - in a manner of speaking - covering everything readers need to know about them. The book includes: ? The voodoo zombie, the viral zombie, and the whole zombie family ? What zombies and the delicious fear of them say about human psychology ? Zombies in American culture: in film, from Romero classics to the 'Living Dead' flicks that are so bad they're good, and in fiction, video games, comics, and more! ? The zombie survival phenomenon - of course they're not 'real', but that doesn't stop people from having loads of fun pretending they are.
Category: Body, Mind & Spirit

A Critical Guide To Horror Film Series

Author : Ken Hanke
ISBN : 9781317928812
Genre : Performing Arts
File Size : 35.28 MB
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In this book the author takes a fresh look at horror film series as series and presents an understanding of how the genre thrived in this format for a large portion of its history. It sheds light on older films such as the Universal and the Hammer series films on Dracula, Frankenstein and the Mummy as well as putting more recent series into perspective, such as The Nightmare on Elm Street films. A well rounded review of these films and investigation into their success as a format, this useful volume, originally published in 1991, offers an attempt to understand the marriage of horror and the series film, with its pluses as well as minuses.
Category: Performing Arts