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A Megabyte Of Computer Jokes

Author : Bill Stott
ISBN : 1850156239
Genre : Humor
File Size : 27.24 MB
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For all computer addicts - a collection of the funniest jokes, quotes and one-liners about the trails and triumphs of modern technology! Illustrated by Bill Stott's hilarious cartoons.
Category: Humor

Genius Jokes

Author : Frank Flannery
ISBN : 9780760364239
Genre : Humor
File Size : 69.85 MB
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Ready to take your humor to the next level? Genius Jokes is a comprehensive collection of wisdom and wisecracks that will have even the smartest cookie rolling in the aisles of the lecture hall. Nothing is more satisfying than getting a joke that flies over the heads of most people in the room. This book not only supplies the readers with smart jokes about academic subjects like History, Science, and Philosophy, it also contains detailed explanations of the concepts and historical figures the jokes are based on so that you're never flying blind when dropping a comedic gem. Impress your friends, family, in-laws, professors, or brilliant love interest, and never laugh at a joke you don't quite get. With Genius Jokes, you'll bend minds and split sides with the best!
Category: Humor

Life S A Joke

Author : Dr. J. T. Dock Houk
ISBN : 9781480918191
Genre : Humor
File Size : 57.81 MB
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Sometimes life hands you lemons. In this collection of jokes, autobiography, and personal philosophy, author and businessman Dr. J. T. Dock Houk makes an ocean of lemonade. Life’s a Joke compiles four books – “It’s All About Me,” “My Life with a Girl,” “Kids and Pets,” and “Life Around Us” – recounting 1,162 jokes, funny anecdotes, and descriptions of Sunday morning comics, clippings of which Dock has been collecting for an incredible amount of decades. As the author writes, “What I mean to convey by saying ‘life is a joke’ is that humor has helped me over some of the rough spots by showing me a side of life that either explains what I am feeling, or gives me a glimpse of something I also see. Humor, whose visual expression is often a joke, makes me smile or even laugh out loud. And sometimes, if you don’t laugh, you might cry.” So crack open Life’s a Joke and crack a smile. You might learn a little wisdom – but if not, at least you’ll get a laugh
Category: Humor

The Crazy Computers Joke Book

Author : Sean Connolly
ISBN : 9781838578626
Genre : Juvenile Nonfiction
File Size : 72.8 MB
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Q: Why couldn't the computer take its hat off? A: Because the caps lock was on! Read about robots, the internet and crazy tech in this compilation of 140 rib-tickling jokes. Young readers will be electrified by hilarious puns, knock-knock jokes and one-liners, brought to life by adorable cartoon illustrations. ABOUT THE SERIES: Laugh Out Loud! is a vibrant and dynamic joke book series for kids. Featuring a variety of exciting themes, these titles build general knowledge and their playful jokes are great to share with family and friends. Perfect for kids aged 5+.
Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

Life S A Joke So Why Not Tell One

Author : Kerri Odom
ISBN : 9780595151639
Genre : Humor
File Size : 73.41 MB
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The book is all jokes and they are adult based. The jokes range from hunting to sex to doctors and lawyers you name it, it's in there. Some of the jokes are just plain dirty but others are clean and funny. Each chapter is based on the name, like HUNTING is just about hunting jokes and so on.
Category: Humor

Crazy Kids Jokes

Author : Helen Exley
ISBN : 1861871260
Genre : Humor
File Size : 86.11 MB
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If you want to see your family and friends chuckle, giggle, and scream with laughter. here are just the jokes you need. All the best and crazy ones, from alien antics to ghoulish giggles, from freaky families to silly students. Just watch them crease up with laughter as you tell your new-found jokes!
Category: Humor

April Fool S Day Jokes To Tickle Your Funny Bone

Author : Amelia LaRoche
ISBN : 9781464610936
Genre : Juvenile Nonfiction
File Size : 60.26 MB
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Why did the fool throw his alarm clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly. This book contains all the corny, funny, and silly jokes, limericks, tongue twisters, knock-knock jokes, and fun facts about the trickiest holiday of the year. Readers will find an amusing how-to activity, and play an easy, fun prank on an unsuspecting friend or relative.
Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

A Triumph Of Over 50s Jokes

Author : Bill Stott
ISBN : 1850155224
Genre : Humor
File Size : 70.32 MB
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Offers a collection of jokes and anecdotes about becoming 50 of age, matched with colour cartoons.
Category: Humor

Old Wrecks Jokes

Author : Stuart Macfarlane
ISBN : 1861871244
Genre : Humor
File Size : 86.55 MB
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Offers a collection of jokes and anecdotes about growing older, matched with colour cartoons.
Category: Humor

2001 Jokes Riddles

Author : Lori Miller Fox
ISBN : 1402715331
Genre : Juvenile Nonfiction
File Size : 69.25 MB
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Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

Whitaker S Books In Print

Author :
ISBN : UOM:39015043806101
Genre : Bibliography, National
File Size : 42.29 MB
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Category: Bibliography, National

Encyclopedia Of 20th Century American Humor

Author : Alleen Pace Nilsen
ISBN : IND:30000064272085
Genre : Humor
File Size : 88.93 MB
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"This unique encyclopedia treats the concepts, persons, themes, and media of 20th-century American humor and humor studies. More than 100 alphabetically arranged entries highlight a broad range of humor-related topics from wit, understatement, and ambiguity to late-night talk shows and the Internet."--"Outstanding Reference Sources," American Libraries, May 2001.
Category: Humor

The Silliest Joke Book Ever

Author : Victoria Hartman
ISBN : 0688101100
Genre : Juvenile Nonfiction
File Size : 88.19 MB
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A collection of riddle jokes on a variety of topics, including food, animals, and travel.
Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

Pcs For Dummies

Author : Dan Gookin
ISBN : 0764508385
Genre : Computers
File Size : 35.19 MB
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If PCs have you perplexed, then PCs For Dummies, 8th Edition, will help you overcome any fears you have about using one. This friendly guide is for anyone who Wants to explore computers for the first time Has a PC that uses Microsoft Windows 98 or higher as the operating system Uses a computer, but is in the dark about all it can do Unlike other tools that have definite purposes, a computer can do a number of different things, solving an infinite number of problems for an infinite number of people. Just about anything that can be done with words, numbers, information, or communication can be done with a computer. Here's a look at what you can do with this handy book by your side: Recognize the basic parts of computer hardware Understand what software is and how it can work for you Get to know the Windows operating system Work with folders and files efficiently Figure out how to use a mouse and keyboard Work with printers, scanners, and digital cameras Explore the Internet and use e-mail Deal with scary system problems like viruses Troubleshoot your PC without panic The biggest problem with people who are new to the world of computers is that they quickly blame themselves when something goes wrong. It’s not your fault! Computers goof up. Software programs have bugs. Things go wrong, and sometimes they would do so even if you weren’t sitting there at the controls. A good deal of the time, the computer is just acting dumb and PCs For Dummies, 8th Edition, will help you through it all.
Category: Computers


Author :
ISBN : UOM:39015012661925
Genre : IBM microcomputers
File Size : 50.50 MB
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Category: IBM microcomputers

The Art Of Computer Programming Volume 1 Fascicle 1

Author : Donald E. Knuth
ISBN : 9780321657312
Genre : Computers
File Size : 34.24 MB
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Finally, after a wait of more than thirty-five years, the first part of Volume 4 is at last ready for publication. Check out the boxed set that brings together Volumes 1 - 4A in one elegant case, and offers the purchaser a $50 discount off the price of buying the four volumes individually. The Art of Computer Programming, Volumes 1-4A Boxed Set, 3/e ISBN: 0321751043 Art of Computer Programming, Volume 1, Fascicle 1, The: MMIX -- A RISC Computer for the New Millennium This multivolume work on the analysis of algorithms has long been recognized as the definitive description of classical computer science. The three complete volumes published to date already comprise a unique and invaluable resource in programming theory and practice. Countless readers have spoken about the profound personal influence of Knuth's writings. Scientists have marveled at the beauty and elegance of his analysis, while practicing programmers have successfully applied his "cookbook" solutions to their day-to-day problems. All have admired Knuth for the breadth, clarity, accuracy, and good humor found in his books. To begin the fourth and later volumes of the set, and to update parts of the existing three, Knuth has created a series of small books called fascicles, which will be published t regular intervals. Each fascicle will encompass a section or more of wholly new or evised material. Ultimately, the content of these fascicles will be rolled up into the comprehensive, final versions of each volume, and the enormous undertaking that began in 1962 will be complete. Volume 1, Fascicle 1 This first fascicle updates The Art of Computer Programming, Volume 1, Third Edition: Fundamental Algorithms, and ultimately will become part of the fourth edition of that book. Specifically, it provides a programmer's introduction to the long-awaited MMIX, a RISC-based computer that replaces the original MIX, and describes the MMIX assembly language. The fascicle also presents new material on subroutines, coroutines, and interpretive routines. Ebook (PDF version) produced by Mathematical Sciences Publishers (MSP),http://msp.org
Category: Computers

Computers In Education

Author : Anne McDougall
ISBN : UVA:X001844652
Genre : Education
File Size : 50.17 MB
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This book is the result of the 1990 World Conference on Computers in Education. These conferences, held only once every five years, bring together computer educators from around the world to share their ideas, experiences, achievements and frustrations in this rapidly developing field. The papers are grouped into streams and mini-conferences, reflecting the logical organization of the conference. The streams include elementary, secondary, university, vocational education and training, research, and rainbow'' for papers that cut across the streams. The mini-conference sections address the use of computer based training in industry, new tools in the classroom, and computing in distance education.
Category: Education

300 Funny Jokes For Kids

Author : Entertainment Act
ISBN : 1537372416
Genre :
File Size : 62.78 MB
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More than 300 funny jokes for kids contains laughter and fun, a way to interact with others that everybody will enjoy. Q: What does a frog like to dance to? A: HIP HOP!!! Q: what do computers like to eat? A: megabytes! Q: How do you start a teddy race? A: Reddy, Teddy, Go!!!

Computers In Education

Author :
ISBN : UOM:39015038908987
Genre : Computer literacy
File Size : 78.83 MB
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Category: Computer literacy