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Five Hundred Great Lawyer Jokes

Author : Jeff Rovin
ISBN : 0451173872
Genre : Humor
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A collection of jokes whose targets are lawyers features five hundred jokes poking fun at lawyers, judges, defendants, plaintiffs, and others in the legal system. Original.
Category: Humor

Lowering The Bar

Author : Marc Galanter
ISBN : 0299213544
Genre : Humor
File Size : 37.45 MB
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What do you call 600 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? Marc Galanter calls it an opportunity to investigate the meanings of a rich and time-honored genre of American humor: lawyer jokes. Lowering the Bar analyzes hundreds of jokes from Mark Twain classics to contemporary anecdotes about Dan Quayle, Johnnie Cochran, and Kenneth Starr. Drawing on representations of law and lawyers in the mass media, political discourse, and public opinion surveys, Galanter finds that the increasing reliance on law has coexisted uneasily with anxiety about the “legalization” of society. Informative and always entertaining, his book explores the tensions between Americans’ deep-seated belief in the law and their ambivalence about lawyers.
Category: Humor

Secretly Inside

Author : Hans Warren
ISBN : 0299209806
Genre : History
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In the Dutch countryside the war seems far away. For most people, at least. But not for Ed, a Jew in Nazi-occupied Holland trying to find some safe sanctuary. Compelled to go into hiding in the rural province of Zeeland, he is taken in by a seemingly benevolent family of farmers. But, as Ed comes to realize, the Van 't Westeindes are not what they seem. Camiel, the son of the house, is still in mourning for his best friend, a German soldier who committed suicide the year before. And Camiel's fiery, unstable sister Mariete begins to nurse a growing unrequited passion for their young guest, just as Ed realizes his own attraction to Camiel. As time goes by, Ed is drawn into the domestic intrigues around him, and the farmhouse that had begun as his refuge slowly becomes his prison.
Category: History

500 Great Doctor Jokes

Author : Jeff Rovin
ISBN : 0451175964
Genre : Humor
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A collection of jokes about the medical profession features jokes about doctors, nurses, dentists, surgeons, psychiatrists, and medical students. Original.
Category: Humor

Hilarious Lawyer Jokes

Author : Steven D. Price
ISBN : 9781629149851
Genre : Humor
File Size : 72.3 MB
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What is it about lawyers that has made them the butt of hundreds and hundreds of jokes over the centuries? Whatever the reason, everyone—including lawyers and judges themselves—has had a hearty chuckle over attorney-aimed humor. Hilarious Lawyer Jokes pokes the most fun (and malice) at a profession that has been targeted with humorous jabs for centuries. From this single hilarious source, with full-color illustrations, get your one-liners (Q: How many lawyer jokes are there? A: Only three. The rest are true stories.), your historical and literary quotations (Litigation: A machine that you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage—Ambrose Bierce: The Devil’s Dictionary), and all the lengthier, fun-to-share forensic funnies you can handle, such as: A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, “I love my BMW, I love my BMW.” Focusing on his car, not his driving, he smashed into a tree. He miraculously survived, but his car was totaled. “My BMW! My BMW!” he sobbed. A good Samaritan drove by and cried out, “Sir, sir, you’re bleeding. And, my god, your left arm is gone!” The lawyer looked down and screamed, “My Rolex! My Rolex!” In summation, you must find Hilarious Lawyer Jokes guilty of disorder in court and sentence all who read this perfect gift for any lawyer, client, judge, law student, or wannabe attorney to many hours of laughter.
Category: Humor

Structural Ambiguity In English

Author : Dallin D. Oaks
ISBN : 9781441141378
Genre : Language Arts & Disciplines
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Structural Ambiguity in English is a major new scholarly work that provides an innovative and accessible linguistic description of those features of the language that can be exploited to generate structural ambiguities. Most ambiguity scholarship is concerned with disambiguation-the process of making what is ambiguous clear. This book takes the opposite approach as it focuses on describing the features in the English language that may contribute towards the creation of structural ambiguities, which form the core of some of the best word-plays found in advertising, comedy and marketing. Oaks utilizes a systematic and comprehensive inventory approach that identifies individual elements in the language and their distinctive behaviors that can be manipulated in the deliberate creation of structural ambiguities. In doing so he also provides authentic examples to illustrate the concepts he presents. This book will appeal to researchers and academics interested in the structure of the English language, usage, pragmatics, communication, natural language processing, editing, and humor studies as well as those in marketing, advertising, or humor writing.
Category: Language Arts & Disciplines

Judges Judging And Humour

Author : Jessica Milner Davis
ISBN : 9783319767383
Genre : Social Science
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This book examines social aspects of humour relating to the judiciary, judicial behaviour, and judicial work across different cultures and eras, identifying how traditionally recorded wit and humorous portrayals of judges reflect social attitudes to the judiciary over time. It contributes to cultural studies and social science/socio-legal studies of both humour and the role of emotions in the judiciary and in judging. It explores the surprisingly varied intersections between humour and the judiciary in several legal systems: judges as the target of humour; legal decisions regulating humour; the use of humour to manage aspects of judicial work and courtroom procedure; and judicial/legal figures and customs featuring in comic and satiric entertainment through the ages. Delving into the multi-layered connections between the seriousness of the work of the judiciary on the one hand, and the lightness of humour on the other hand, this fascinating collection will be of particular interest to scholars of the legal system, the criminal justice system, humour studies, and cultural studies.
Category: Social Science

The Second Good News Bad News Joke Book

Author : Jeff Rovin
ISBN : 0451179862
Genre : Humor
File Size : 23.48 MB
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This unique collection of five hundred humorous jokes by the author of 1,001 More Great Jokes covers a variety of topics that are appropriate for children. Original.
Category: Humor

Best Lawyer Jokes Ever

Author : Staff of Bn
ISBN : 0760728879
Genre : Humor
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What's the difference between a dry cleaner an a Lawyer? The cleaner pays if he loses your suit. If a lawyer loses you suit, he'll take you to the cleaners. A Golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway. Walking towards his ball, he came upon another golfer lying on the ground and groaning in pain. The attorney stood up and brushed himself off. 'The best lawyer jokes ever' will tip the scales of laughter in your favor, sentencing you to hours of helpless hilarity with some of the funniest jokes and quotes from the hollowed halls of justice. Poke fun at lawyers, judges, plaintiffs, and defendants. In this courtroom, everyone is on trial!
Category: Humor

Things You Can T Say About Lawyers And Law

Author : R.L. Sterup
ISBN : 9780359821839
Genre : Humor
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A collection of humorous essays on Lawyers and Law, written by a recovering Barrister. Topics range from lawyer jokes, Greek and Roman Law, and why Lawyers in real life closely resemble lawyers as shown in movies and TV. Laugh out loud funny while also chock full of cogent commentary on subjects of topical interest, including Democrats, Republicans, Brexit, the Yankees, Florida, and the healthcare mess. Also the immigration mess. Also the mess the legal system always seems to be in, including primers on contract law, property law, tax law, and why Lawyers should never be approached in the wild.
Category: Humor

News Junkies Internet 500

Author : David Haskin
ISBN : IND:30000057623419
Genre : Computers
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A comprehensive listings guide to the best news sources on the World Wide Web reveals an extensive international array of sites that encompass a wide range of interests for both home- and business-oriented readers. Original. (All Users).
Category: Computers


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ISBN : STANFORD:36105213170587
Genre : Wit and humor
File Size : 49.2 MB
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Category: Wit and humor

In Brief

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ISBN : STANFORD:36105062053892
Genre : Bar associations
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Category: Bar associations

The Big Book Of New American Humor

Author : William Novak
ISBN : UOM:49015001204958
Genre : American wit and humor.
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An anthology of the very funniest jokes, stories, scripts, cartoons, and parodies from Americas's top humorists, comedians, cartoonists, and entertainers of the past twenty-five years on every subject from politics to sex
Category: American wit and humor.

Books In Print

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ISBN : UOM:39015054023182
Genre : American literature
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Books in print is the major source of information on books currently published and in print in the United States. The database provides the record of forthcoming books, books in-print, and books out-of-print.
Category: American literature