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Zombies Versus Aliens Versus Vampires Versus Dinosaurs

Author : Jeff Abugov
ISBN : 0692581030
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When a highly sophisticated race of alien insects arrive to exterminate mankind, mythical creatures from human lore turn out to be more real than anyone imagined. It is an epic battle for the preservation of our planet, and no one is left out. Oh, and some of them fall in love.

Zombies Vs Aliens

Author : Kristin Jacques
ISBN : 153273865X
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The zombie apocalypse has come and gone, the world has ended, and humanity has crumbled. But nobody told the aliens. And it seems that alien brains have some interesting side effects on the ravenous undead. Just ask zombie Li, who "wakes up" after a quick bite. The world is a wasteland, she's a walking corpse, and her "snack" has just melted into a noxious puddle of goo. She's had better days. But she won't go through the rest of her undead life alone. As Li hits the road to figure out what happened, the end of the world brings her strange company, and even stranger enemies. The aliens are coming back, and it's going to take more than a handful of quirky zombies to stop them. She's going to need some serious fire power-like the remnants of the human race. If she can find them.

The Urban Legion

Author : Dave Agans
ISBN : 0986170909
Genre : Fiction
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Traffic jams. Automatic flush sensors. Sharp plastic packaging. Who's behind it all? Hold on to your tin-foil hat and beware the sewer-dwelling alligators as you discover the hilarious possibilities.
Category: Fiction

Time Travel For Love And Profit

Author : Jeff Abugov
ISBN : 099857841X
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A time travel story, a crime story, a paranormal story, and a love story? all rolled into one. T.J. is a seasoned ex-con, a thief by trade, a quick-witted rogue and a loveable scoundrel by nature. After paroled from San Quentin, he manages to get his hands on a time machine built into an Apple Watch, and goes back to 1932 to invest $10,000 in IBM with the intent of returning home to collect his millions. But his plan is made complicated when he comes face-to-face with the beautiful woman who has haunted his dreams since his childhood.


Author : Neil Russell
ISBN : 9780062065810
Genre : Fiction
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“Neil Russell has to be one of the finest, skilled, and accomplished writers in the country, a true master of intrigue.” —Clive Cussler Neil Russell introduced ex-Delta Force billionaire, Hollywood insider, and freelance avenger Rail Black in City of War—and the author immediately established himself as a magnum force to be reckoned with in the field of contemporary thriller fiction. Both Russell and Black are ready to blow you away again with Wildcase. Named for the FBI’s term for crimes too savage and inexplicable to be easily categorized, Wildcase puts Rail Black on the trail of whoever brutally murdered an ex-cop friend and his wife in a town filled with cops—a path that will lead him into the grimiest shadows of “Sin City” Las Vegas and into the sinister machinery of a most unholy megachurch.
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Author : Dick Bouvier
ISBN : 0997174617
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Constance Anne Madonna Dominica O'Leary is the product of a Catholic convent school that specializes in fraud, racketeering, and training young minds to believe that anything is possible with enough lube. When she finds herself trapped under 400 decomposing pounds of car salesman in a sticky Florida motel room, everything she has ever learned is put to the test. Her struggle for survival leads to a dark world of sex puppets, paramilitary-style Catholic fund raising, exploding Nazis, homicidal Vietnamese nail girls...and the true meaning of being a Dick.

Life Is A Pirate Ship Run By A Velociraptor

Author : Allison Hawn
ISBN : 069226597X
Genre : Humor
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Life is never boring when you're a human magnet for the bizarre. For Allison Hawn, owning a cursed car, being attacked by a man wielding a foam sword, or having to battle an evil pony could manifest on any day ending in "y." These truly hilarious tales provide both bookworms and casual glimpsers with important life lessons, such as what to do if a woman dressed as a cat refuses to get off the roof of your vehicle. You're welcome.
Category: Humor

Broken Dolls

Author : Tyrolin Puxty
ISBN : 1620079305
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
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Ella doesn't remember what it's like to be human - after all, she's lived as a doll for thirty years. She forgets what it's like to taste, to breathe...to love. She helps the professor create other dolls, but they don't seem to hang around for long. His most recent creation is Lisa, a sly goth. Ella doesn't like Lisa. How could she, when Lisa keeps trying to destroy her? Ella likes the professor's granddaughter though, even if she is dying. Gabby is like Ella's personal bodyguard. It's too bad the professor wants to turn Gabby into a doll too, depriving her of an education...depriving her of life. With time running out and mad dolls on the rampage, Ella questions her very existence as she unearths the secrets buried in her past; secrets that will decide whether Gabby will befall the same fate...
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Pants On Fire

Author : Clayton Smith
ISBN : 0989806812
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A misplaced tramp, a castle of nitwits, some deadly mirrors, a crusade against hugs, a conversation with a very somber wheat farmer, and this pesky little thing called "the Rapture"; all these and more pepper the pages of Pants on Fire: A Collection of Lies. Welcome to a twisted, quirky, macabre world full of hilarious and chilling tales. Equal parts humor and horror, these seventeen surprising stories will leave you thrilled, thrown, and enthralled. Being lied to has never been so much fun!

Annie S 1st Break

Author : Willee Amsden
ISBN : 1517298652
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Look out New York City! Ms. Rayanne "Annie" McCauley from little old Mesa View, Texas has set her sights on being a high fashion model. Despite her humble beginnings in the Mesa View Mobile Home Park, hot tempered Annie thinks she can make it all the way to the cover of Women's Wear Daily (as long as she follows her own rules). She may also snag the heart of sexy Tomi Di Ponti, the CEO of Di Ponti Cosmetics and Fashions, but not without a lot of trouble from her arch rival, Brittany Carstairs, another alumnus of the trailer park and a woman who never met a nasty trick she didn't use. When it looks like things can't get any worse, along comes Luther Grolsch, handsome, dangerous and possibly the most annoying man Annie ever met. Hilarious situations and quirky characters make this romantic, comedy, mystery, adventure a must read. Annie McCauley has been described as the Calamity Jane of high fashion, but she may finally be getting her big break in the modeling world. She's moved to New York and rented a small apartment in Queens. Her best friend, Luis, a diminutive, gay, Latino, makeup artist lives right across the hall. She aced her first interview with handsome, Tomi Di Ponti and is ready for her second interview where she expects to be given the job as spokesmodel for the new Czarina line of cosmetics and fashions. But things rarely go smoothly for Annie and before she knows it, Brittany has pulled one of her dirty tricks and it looks like Annie may not get the job after all. However, with the help of Luis and the understanding of Tomi things seem to be working out. Brittany isn't easily beaten and through an elaborate plan it appears she's working against Annie behind the scenes. Comical mishaps, the Rigatoni, a vertically challenged gang of old world mobsters, and Nonni, the grandmother from hell all make Annie's dream seem just out of reach. Like Stephanie Plum, Annie is a hard working, good-hearted woman who may be in over her head. Enter Ida and her son, Luther Grolsch, a very sexy man that Annie feels might be the most annoying man she's ever met. Together they try to keep Annie alive and find out who is really behind the sabotage that seems to be aimed at the Di Ponti Company and Annie in particular. Will Annie and Tomi ever get together? Who Hired the Rigatoni Gang? Find out in Annie's 1st Break where a small town gal goes to the big city and meets two very different men. Which one will she choose?