WHO CUT THE CHEESE A CULTURAL HISTORY OF THE FART

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Who Cut The Cheese

Author : Jim Dawson
ISBN : 9780307778789
Genre : Humor
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We've told you HOW TO SHIT IN THE WOODS. We've taken you UP SHIT CREEK. Now, we dare to ask the eternal question...WHO CUT THE CHEESE? Which is to say, what exactly is a fart? Why do we do it? Why do we hide it when we do it? And why do we find farts so darn funny? A cut above anything else on the subject, this book really lets go and tells all, getting to the bottom of these mysteries. Author Jim sniffs out a load of historical and scientific fart tales, then offers the kind of fun facts you'll be dying to let slip at social occasions, in chapters like "Fart Facts That Aren't Just Hot Air," "Gone with the Wind" (on famous movie farts), and "Le Petomane & the Art of the Fart" (on the most famous windbag in history). From fact to fiction to frivolous flatulence, this book is unquestionably a ripping good read. From the Trade Paperback edition.
Category: Humor

Who Cut The Cheese

Author : Stilton Jarlsberg
ISBN : 9781617925764
Genre : Humor
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"Who Cut The Cheese?" is the updated 2011 edition of the razor-sharp parody dedicated to the millions of readers who either enjoyed or suffered through the motivational bestseller "Who Moved My Cheese?(tm)" "Who Cut the Cheese?" is a parable in which four characters must find a way through a maze in their hunt for "Cheese." But this cheese is actually symbolic of the things that we all want out of life: success and self-confidence, a nice house, a loving marital relationship, perfect children, a loyal dog, indoor plumbing, good Chinese food, several million tax-free dollars, and red-hot sex with multiple partners. The "Maze" in this story is symbolic of the twisting, turning, confusing, mugger-filled blind alleys of Your Life. And since you're being compared to a rat in this book, the whole "Maze" analogy works like a charm. When you come to see the "Psycho-babble on the Wall," you can discover for yourself how to deal with change and how to find the Cheese that will make your life joyous and fulfilling. Failing that, feel free to take crayons and color in the many pictures. It's fun, it's therapeutic, and it will keep anyone else from ever using your now useless e-reader.
Category: Humor

Did Somebody Step On A Duck

Author : Jim Dawson
ISBN : 9781580081337
Genre : Humor
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"A new collection of gas-passing anecdotes, popular culture references, and historical tidbits from fart historian Jim Dawson"--Provided by publisher.
Category: Humor

Who Cut The Cheese

Author : Jo Nesbo
ISBN : 9781442433090
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
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“Large helpings of whimsy, humorous black-and-white illustrations, and the occasional fart joke provide plenty of silliness” (Booklist) in the third Doctor Proctor adventure from New York Times bestselling author Jo Nesbø. Nilly, Lisa, and Doctor Proctor are too busy inventing things to watch TV, and everyone says they’re missing out on the hot singing competition. But then Nilly and Lisa notice that their friends and family are acting really weird. And the only people acting weird…are the ones watching TV. What’s going on is WAY bigger than a singing competition. It could mean the end of the world. Or a silent but deadly could save everything! Let ’er rip.
Category: Juvenile Fiction

The History Of Farting

Author : Benjamin Bart
ISBN : 1627950052
Genre : Humor
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Everyone farts, admit it or not. From the ancient Greeks to monarchs and presidents, here is a chronicle of broken wind that sails through the ages. Featuring classic limericks, actual history, and humorous definitions, this book is a real ripper.On discovering several papers in his grandmother Emily's cedar chest, Benjamin Bart started this collection on the history of farting, which is available with the help of the Austrian Literature Council. The Bart Collection encompasses all aspects of the history of farting, from the place of farts in culture through the ages to an A to Z of classic farts. Also included in the book are sections on Le Petomane, France's greatest farter whose performances impressed Le Moulin Rouge; and on the Farta from Sparta, the old rugby club favorite immortalized in 12-verse epic limerick. For the medically minded, a chapter considers the physiology of farting.
Category: Humor

Semi Tough

Author : Dan JENKINS
ISBN : 9780306824357
Genre : Sports & Recreation
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Made into a hilarious and timeless film starring Burt Reynolds, Kris Kristofferson, and Jill Clayburgh, and recently named number seven on Sports Illustrated's Top 100 Sports Books of All Time, Semi-Tough is Dan Jenkins's masterpiece and considered by many to be the funniest sports book ever written. The novel follows the outsize adventures of Billy Clyde Puckett, star halfback for the New York Giants, whose team has come to Los Angeles for an epic duel with the despised "dog-ass" Jets in the Super Bowl. But Billy Clyde is faced with a dual challenge: not only must he try to run over a bunch of malevolencies incarnate, but he has also been commissioned by a New York book publisher to keep a journal of the events leading up to, including, and following the game. Infused with Dan Jenkins's characteristic joie de vivre and replete with cigarettes, whiskey, and wild women, Semi-Tough is an uproarious romp through a lost era of professional sports that will have any armchair quarterback falling out of his or her recliner in hysterics on a semi-regular basis.
Category: Sports & Recreation

On Farting

Author : V. Allen
ISBN : 9780230109063
Genre : Literary Criticism
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This book presents waste as an aesthetic category that introduces an arsy-versy world where detritus is precious. This aesthetic is applied in the second part to etymology, poking through the 'paternal dungheaps' of words, and tracing their origins not to Eden but to Babel, puns, and word play.
Category: Literary Criticism

Poop Culture

Author : Dave Praeger
ISBN : 9781932595628
Genre : Education
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Is “The Origin of Feces” a Darwinian concern? Perhaps not, but it is the title to the preface of this tongue-in-cheek and unexpectedly revealing exploration of human behavior by the webmaster behind the popular PoopReport.com. This book is not a history of poop, but a study of today. Its goal is to understand how poop affects us, how we view it, and why; to appreciate its impact from the moment it slides out of our anal sphincters to the moment it enters the sewage treatment plant; to explore how we’ve arrived at this strange discomfort and confusion about a natural product of our bodies; to see how this contradiction—the natural as unnatural—shapes our minds, relationships, environment, culture, economics, media, and art. Paul Provenza, the director of The Aristocrats, says in his foreword: “It’s shocking to think that a book about poop can be considered an act of courage. But it is. Most of us have knee-jerk responses to the topic that we are not even aware of. Attitudes that, like the awful stench of poop itself, permeate all of society and culture. This book has some very profound and beautiful things to say. It takes a dirty, smelly, unpleasant subject like shit and brings forth ideas that are empowering, dignifying and life affirming.”
Category: Education

Up Shit Creek

Author : Joe Lindsay
ISBN : 9780898159394
Genre : Humor
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Relates undeniably nasty yet hilarious anecdotes about the "groover", a special type of toilet used by river rafters
Category: Humor

The Compleat Motherfucker

Author : Jim Dawson
ISBN : 9781936239245
Genre : Humor
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How this vulgar slang became a cultural archetype and the subject of Supreme Court rulings.
Category: Humor