The Twits Colour Edition

Author : Roald Dahl
ISBN : 9780141378527
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
File Size : 46.4 MB
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The classic Roald Dahl story with phizz-whizzing full-colour illustrations by Quentin Blake. Mr Twit is a foul and smelly man with bits of cornflake and sardine in his beard. Mrs Twit is a horrible old hag with a glass eye. Together they make the nastiest couple you could ever hope not to meet. Down in their garden, the Twits keep Muggle-Wump the monkey and his family locked in a cage. But not for much longer, because the monkeys are planning to trick the terrible Twits, once and for all . . . Look out for new Roald Dahl apps in the App store and Google Play- including the disgusting TWIT OR MISS! inspired by the revolting Twits.
Category: Juvenile Fiction

The Twits

Author : Roald Dahl
ISBN : 0141318309
Genre :
File Size : 44.92 MB
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"If a person has ugly thoughts, it begins to show on the face. And when that person has ugly thoughts every day, every week, every year, the face gets uglier and uglier until it looks so ugly you can hardly bear to look at it." How do you outwit a Twit? Mr. and Mrs. Twit are the smelliest, ugliest people in the world. They hate everything -- except playing mean jokes on each other, catching innocent birds to put in their Bird Pies, and making their caged monkeys, the Muggle-Wumps, stand on their heads all day. But the Muggle-Wumps have had enough. They don't just want out, they want revenge.
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Roald Dahl S The Twits

Author : Enda Walsh
ISBN : 1848424744
Genre : Fantasy fiction
File Size : 52.32 MB
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Following successful adaptations of Matilda and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Roald Dahl's The Twits has been mischievously adapted for the stage by the brilliantly inventive playwright Enda Walsh. Dahl's funniest, stinkiest book is turned upside down, as Walsh--best known for adapting the film Once into an internationally acclaimed musical--brings this revolting revolution thrillingly to life.
Category: Fantasy fiction

The Twits

Author : Debbie Rigard
ISBN : 1407142224
Genre :
File Size : 75.26 MB
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Read & Respond has been fully updated with new content. Itprovi teachers with a wealth of resources to teach The Twits. Notes and activities reflect the changes in the new 2014 Curriculum for England and include shared texts, guided reading notes, reading activities, speaking and listening activities, writing projects and assessment guidance. The CD-ROM contains interactive activities. From Mr Twit's straggly beard to Mrs Twit's gnarly toes, they are two of the nastiest villains ever - and they like nothing better than being beastly to each other!
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The Twits

Author : David Wood
ISBN : 0573051259
Genre : Children's plays, English
File Size : 89.33 MB
Format : PDF, ePub, Docs
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"If a person has ugly thoughts, it begins to show on the face. And when that person has ugly thoughts every day, every week, every year, the face gets uglier and uglier until it looks so ugly you can hardly bear to look at it." How do you outwit a Twit? Mr. and Mrs. Twit are the smelliest, ugliest people in the world. They hate everything -- except playing mean jokes on each other, catching innocent birds to put in their Bird Pies, and making their caged monkeys, the Muggle-Wumps, stand on their heads all day. But the Muggle-Wumps have had enough. They don't just want out, they want revenge.
Category: Children's plays, English

Twits

Author : Quinn Conroy
ISBN : 9781402264702
Genre : LITERARY CRITICISM
File Size : 78.41 MB
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I prefer to have my affairs over Twitter because I usually can't last more than 140 characters. OCoConan O'Brien They're rich. They're famous. And they're tweeting. And you won't believe what they're sayingOCothe funniest, the dumbest, and the most ridiculous celebrity tweets are all here, in one spot. See silly feuds (Demi Moore versus Kim Kardashian) and nonsense rants (Charlie Sheen) alongside genuinely funny quips (Steve Martin) and bizarre poetry (Yoko Ono).It all makes for an unprecedented look at The TwitsOCothose tweeting celebrities with something funny to say. If I had a nickel for every time I said If I had a nickel, I'd have 2 nickels. I don't say it much. OCoStephen Colbert If u could spray yourself with a non typical scent right now, what would it be OCoTyra Banks Mullets decreed illegal in Iran. At last, something we agree on. OCoRoger Ebert "
Category: LITERARY CRITICISM

Los Cretinos The Twits

Author : Roald Dahl
ISBN : 6073142064
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
File Size : 21.34 MB
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Por Roald Dahl, el gran autor de la literatura infantil y de clásicos como Matilda y Charlie y la fábrica de chocolate. Más de 200 millones de libros vendidos en el mundo. Ilustrado por Quentin Blake. El señor y la señora Cretino son dos odiosos personajes, tan malvados como mugrientos, que se dedican a hacerse la vida insoportable el uno al otro. Tienen prisionera a una simpática familia de monos, a los que tampoco dejan vivir en paz. Pero con la llegada del Pájaro Gordinflón todo puede cambiar. ¿Recibirán su merecido? ENGLISH DESCRIPTION How do you outwit a Twit? Mr. and Mrs. Twit are the smelliest, nastiest, ugliest people in the world. They hate everything--except playing mean jokes on each other, catching innocent birds to put in their Bird Pies, and making their caged monkeys, the Muggle-Wumps, stand on their heads all day. But the Muggle-Wumps have had enough. They don't just want out, they want revenge.
Category: Juvenile Fiction

My Year

Author : Roald Dahl
ISBN : 0435124625
Genre : Authors, English
File Size : 79.42 MB
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One of a series offering classic and contemporary writing for schools to suit a range of ages and tastes. In the last year of his life Roald Dahl worked on this diary, which contains reminiscences of childhood and adolescence, gardening tips, and observations about the changing seasons.
Category: Authors, English

Roald Dahl Whizzpopping Joke Book

Author : Roald Dahl
ISBN : 9780141370590
Genre : Juvenile Nonfiction
File Size : 35.58 MB
Format : PDF
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This collection of hundreds of great jokes would make even the Trunchbull laugh! Inspired by Roald Dahl's wonderful world, these gigglesome gags are guaranteed to raise a chuckle from human beans young and old.
Category: Juvenile Nonfiction