Herr Zwick ist ein Ekel. Frau Zwick steht ihm da in nichts nach. Gegenseitig spielen sie sich die gemeinsten Streiche: Regenwürmer in den Spaghetti zum Beispiel oder Frösche im Bett. So geht das Tag für Tag. Bis einer der Affen im Garten, die dort in ihrem Käfig kopfstehen müssen - stundenlang, weil Herr Zwick sie im Zirkus auftreten lassen will -, eine Superidee hat und die Zwicks auf den Leim führt. Rache ist süß! Ein echter Dahl - so komisch wie böse!
The classic Roald Dahl story with phizz-whizzing full-colour illustrations by Quentin Blake. Mr Twit is a foul and smelly man with bits of cornflake and sardine in his beard. Mrs Twit is a horrible old hag with a glass eye. Together they make the nastiest couple you could ever hope not to meet. Down in their garden, the Twits keep Muggle-Wump the monkey and his family locked in a cage. But not for much longer, because the monkeys are planning to trick the terrible Twits, once and for all . . . Look out for new Roald Dahl apps in the App store and Google Play- including the disgusting TWIT OR MISS! inspired by the revolting Twits.
Based on the Disney film, this story tells the tale of Goofy and his son, Max, as they begin what proves to be a disasterous fishing trip. A run-in with Big Foot and a dangerous ride along the rapids are just some of the things that happen to them.
Author : David Wood
ISBN : 0573051259
Genre : Children's plays, English
File Size : 56.1 MB
Format : PDF, ePub
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"If a person has ugly thoughts, it begins to show on the face. And when that person has ugly thoughts every day, every week, every year, the face gets uglier and uglier until it looks so ugly you can hardly bear to look at it." How do you outwit a Twit? Mr. and Mrs. Twit are the smelliest, ugliest people in the world. They hate everything -- except playing mean jokes on each other, catching innocent birds to put in their Bird Pies, and making their caged monkeys, the Muggle-Wumps, stand on their heads all day. But the Muggle-Wumps have had enough. They don't just want out, they want revenge.
Author : Enda Walsh
ISBN : 1848424744
Genre : Fantasy fiction
File Size : 21.96 MB
Format : PDF, Mobi
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Following successful adaptations of Matilda and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Roald Dahl's The Twits has been mischievously adapted for the stage by the brilliantly inventive playwright Enda Walsh. Dahl's funniest, stinkiest book is turned upside down, as Walsh--best known for adapting the film Once into an internationally acclaimed musical--brings this revolting revolution thrillingly to life.
NEW Read and Respond is back by popular demand and ready for the 21st Century. The completely new text provides teachers with everything they need to teach these classic children's books. Notes and activities reflect the way that teachers teach now and include shared texts, guided reading notes, reading activities, speaking and listening activities, writing projects and assessment guidance. Over a third of each book is filled with invaluable photocopiables - all illustrated by the original children's book illustrators. ** Everything the teacher needs to teach a classic book ** Based on best-selling children's books ** Speaking and listening activities ** Assessment guidance ** Photocopiable pages NEW READ AND RESPOND THE TWITS provides teachers with all the resources they need to teach The Twits by Roald Dahl. The Twits is a popular choice for teachers because it can support the NLS at Key Stage 2 as a classic, a humorous story and a story by an established writer.
Mr Eejit wis AN EEJIT HE WIS BOARN AN EEJIT AND NOO AT THE GRAUND AULD AGE O SIXTY, HE WIS A BIGGER EEJIT THAN EVER. In The Twits, Roald Dahl’s story about the world’s most revolting couple, Mr Twit was horrible and hairy and his wife Mrs Twit was just plain ugly. Now they are honkin, maukit, bowfin and clarty and Mrs Eejit’s hackitness is revealed in all its manky glory. Read Matthew Fitt’s much loved translation of this children’s classic to find out what sleekit terrible things the Eejits do to each other.
Read & Respond has been fully updated with new content. Itprovi teachers with a wealth of resources to teach The Twits. Notes and activities reflect the changes in the new 2014 Curriculum for England and include shared texts, guided reading notes, reading activities, speaking and listening activities, writing projects and assessment guidance. The CD-ROM contains interactive activities. From Mr Twit's straggly beard to Mrs Twit's gnarly toes, they are two of the nastiest villains ever - and they like nothing better than being beastly to each other!
Author : Quinn Conroy
ISBN : 9781402264702
Genre : LITERARY CRITICISM
File Size : 65.30 MB
Format : PDF
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