THE SHT NO ONE TELLS YOU A GUIDE TO SURVIVING YOUR BABYS FIRST YEAR

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The Sh T No One Tells You About Baby 2

Author : Dawn Dais
ISBN : 9781580056328
Genre : Family & Relationships
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The third book in Dawn Dais's popular Sh!t No One Tells You series covers all a parent needs to know once the reality of having two children settles in. Around the time your first baby turns a year old your brain will turn on you. For reasons that are still not understood by science, the sleep deprivation and postpartum hormones you barely survived with your first baby fade from memory and will be replaced with idyllic images of your growing child. This is when your brain, having officially lost all regard for your well-being, begins to fantasize about a second baby. And for the first time since becoming a parent these thoughts don't make you break out in hives. Before you know it, you are dressing your first child in "I'm Going to be a Big Sister!" T-shirts and catalog-shopping for bunk beds. This will be fantastic! But then that familiar morning sickness kicks in. And your adorable 18-month-old transforms into a two-year-old terror. That's when those hives start to return. With Dawn Dais's trademark witty banter, The Sh!t No One Tells You About Baby #2 includes chapters such as "You Have Officially Lost Control of the Situation," "Siblings Aren't Nearly as Adorable as You Imagined," "You'll Have a Favorite," and "Having Kids Looks a Lot Easier on TV."
Category: Family & Relationships

The Sh T No One Tells You

Author : Dawn Dais
ISBN : 9781580054843
Genre : Family & Relationships
File Size : 41.35 MB
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A humorous guide for new mothers on caring for infants offers advice on the unpleasant aspects of parenting, including birthing without drugs, handling the volumes of waste babies create, and dealing with sleep deprivation.
Category: Family & Relationships

The Sh T No One Tells You About Pregnancy

Author : Dawn Dais
ISBN : 9781580056342
Genre : Health & Fitness
File Size : 38.62 MB
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The fourth book in Dawn Dais's popular Sh!t No One Tells You series offers "been there, freaked out about that" advice for expectant parents The fourth title in Dawn Dais's popular parenting series, The Sh!t No One Tells You About Pregnancy is quite possibly the funniest, and most heartfelt, yet. After all, pregnancy is not all about scanning Pinterest for baby shower themes and registering for ironic onesies, and sometimes the less flattering aspects of gestation have a way of dimming a bit of that so-called pregnancy glow. Not to worry! Dawn is here, ready to shepherd you through the experience of one human body taking on the task of growing another human body. (Spoiler alert: It ain't always pretty.) Dawn covers it all, sharing expert lists, tips, warnings, and even a series of Parent-Training Workouts designed to increase readers' tolerance to the various indignities of parenthood, like peeing with an audience and surviving an afternoon in Chuck E. Cheese. The Sh!t No One Tells You About Pregnancy is a must-have guide for expectant moms (and their partners!) who are looking for some counsel, comedy, and camaraderie during their ultimate countdown to parenthood.
Category: Health & Fitness

The Girlfriends Guide To Surviving The First Year Of Motherhood

Author : Vicki Iovine
ISBN : 9781101221198
Genre : Family & Relationships
File Size : 51.2 MB
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When it comes to your new baby, everyone from Dr. Spock to Dr. Brazleton has an armful of advice. But no one's delivering any tips on how you can care for yourself. Now, four-time delivery room veteran Vicki Iovine answers your questions, calms your fears, and cracks you up as only a girlfriend can, with straight advice and hilarious observations on... "Baby euphoria": Is it a mind-altering drug? "Husband? What Husband?": Taking care of the big baby, as well as the little baby "I Want My Old Body Back!": What you can fix and what you can't "The Droning Phenomenon": The inability to discuss anything but your baby for more than thirty seconds "Do I Have to Become Carol Brady?": Conquering your fear of being a less-than-perfect mother "Competitive Mothering": Coping with know-it-alls, finger-pointers, and others who try to "Out-Mom" you NOTE: Pausing to read this book may be the only selfish thing you do all year, since you'll have time for nothing else!
Category: Family & Relationships

Precious Little Sleep

Author : Alexis Dubief
ISBN : 9780997580815
Genre : Family & Relationships
File Size : 87.73 MB
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Category: Family & Relationships

Your Baby S First Year

Author : American Academy Of Pediatrics
ISBN : 9780553593006
Genre : Family & Relationships
File Size : 83.21 MB
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Provides advice on all aspects of infant care from the members of the American Academy of Pediatrics, discussing such topics as behavior, growth, immunizations, and safety.
Category: Family & Relationships

How Not To Hate Your Husband After Kids

Author : Jane Don
ISBN : 1366179455
Genre : Crafts & Hobbies
File Size : 67.55 MB
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Pregnancy can be tiresome and boring. To reduce your tiredness, we have come up with this fetus, newborn baby and mother coloring book. This will surely remove the dullness associated with pregnancy. You will feel joyful and relaxed. Keep on coloring this book to make your pregnancy a cake walk. Wish you -Happy Pregnancy- and -Happy Coloring-
Category: Crafts & Hobbies

The His Hers Guide To Surviving The First Year Of Marriage

Author : David Hubbert
ISBN : 0440508118
Genre : Family & Relationships
File Size : 52.99 MB
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Offers advice to newly married couples on how to cope with the large and small disagreements that arise during the first year of marriage
Category: Family & Relationships

The Total Money Makeover

Author : Dave Ramsey
ISBN : 9781595550781
Genre : Business & Economics
File Size : 26.63 MB
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A strategy for changing attitudes about personal finances covers such topics as getting out of debt, the dangers of cash advances and keeping spending within income limits.
Category: Business & Economics