THE SH T NO ONE TELLS YOU ABOUT PREGNANCY

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The Sh T No One Tells You About Pregnancy

Author : Dawn Dais
ISBN : 9781580056342
Genre : Health & Fitness
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The fourth book in Dawn Dais's popular Sh!t No One Tells You series offers "been there, freaked out about that" advice for expectant parents The fourth title in Dawn Dais's popular parenting series, The Sh!t No One Tells You About Pregnancy is quite possibly the funniest, and most heartfelt, yet. After all, pregnancy is not all about scanning Pinterest for baby shower themes and registering for ironic onesies, and sometimes the less flattering aspects of gestation have a way of dimming a bit of that so-called pregnancy glow. Not to worry! Dawn is here, ready to shepherd you through the experience of one human body taking on the task of growing another human body. (Spoiler alert: It ain't always pretty.) Dawn covers it all, sharing expert lists, tips, warnings, and even a series of Parent-Training Workouts designed to increase readers' tolerance to the various indignities of parenthood, like peeing with an audience and surviving an afternoon in Chuck E. Cheese. The Sh!t No One Tells You About Pregnancy is a must-have guide for expectant moms (and their partners!) who are looking for some counsel, comedy, and camaraderie during their ultimate countdown to parenthood.
Category: Health & Fitness

The Sh T No One Tells You

Author : Dawn Dais
ISBN : 9781580054850
Genre : Family & Relationships
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A humorous, realistic, and supportive guide to the first 52 weeks with a baby, The Sh!t No One Tells You is the first book in Dawn Dais's popular parenting series, followed by The Sh!t No One Tells You About Toddlers and The Sh!t No One Tells You About Baby #2. There comes a time in every new mother’s life when she finds herself staring at her screaming, smelly “bundle of joy” and wishing someone had told her that her house would reek of vomit, or that she shouldn’t buy the cute onesies with a thousand impossible buttons, or that she might cry more than the baby. Best-selling author Dawn Dais, mother of two tiny terrors, is convinced that there is a reason for this lack of preparedness. She believes that a vast conspiracy exists to hide the horrific truth about parenting from doe-eyed expectant mothers who might otherwise abandon their babies in hospitals and run for it. Eschewing the adorableness that oozes out of other parenting books, Dais offers real advice from real moms—along with hilarious anecdotes, clever tips, and the genuine encouragement every mom needs in order to survive the first year of parenthood. The Sh!t No One Tells You is a must-have companion for every new mother’s sleepless nights and poop-filled days.
Category: Family & Relationships

The Sh T No One Tells You About Baby 2

Author : Dawn Dais
ISBN : 9781580056328
Genre : Family & Relationships
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The third book in Dawn Dais's popular Sh!t No One Tells You series covers all a parent needs to know once the reality of having two children settles in. Around the time your first baby turns a year old your brain will turn on you. For reasons that are still not understood by science, the sleep deprivation and postpartum hormones you barely survived with your first baby fade from memory and will be replaced with idyllic images of your growing child. This is when your brain, having officially lost all regard for your well-being, begins to fantasize about a second baby. And for the first time since becoming a parent these thoughts don't make you break out in hives. Before you know it, you are dressing your first child in "I'm Going to be a Big Sister!" T-shirts and catalog-shopping for bunk beds. This will be fantastic! But then that familiar morning sickness kicks in. And your adorable 18-month-old transforms into a two-year-old terror. That's when those hives start to return. With Dawn Dais's trademark witty banter, The Sh!t No One Tells You About Baby #2 includes chapters such as "You Have Officially Lost Control of the Situation," "Siblings Aren't Nearly as Adorable as You Imagined," "You'll Have a Favorite," and "Having Kids Looks a Lot Easier on TV."
Category: Family & Relationships

102 Things To Do Before You Are Due

Author : Dawn Dais
ISBN : 1947458493
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100+ Things to Do Before you are Due is a practical and entertaining handbook that provides interactive and solid advice to the parents to-be with eye-catching illustrations, checklists actionable charts, and many laugh-out-loud tips.
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The Sh T No One Tells You About Toddlers

Author : Dawn Dais
ISBN : 9781580055901
Genre : Family & Relationships
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They’re getting bigger. And you’re not getting any more sleep. Second in the Sh!t No One Tells You series, in The Sh!t No One Tells You About Toddlers Dawn Dais tells it like it is – again – offering real advice for parents of growing children. Filled with tips, encouragement, and a strong dose of humor, The Sh!t No One Tells You About Toddlers is a survival handbook for parents on the edge. Chapters include: You Suck at This. It’s not just your imagination. Walking Is Hard. Bruising is considerably less difficult. Remember When You Judged Other Parents? Prepare to eat your words, with a side of karma’s a bitch. Restaurants Are Battle Zones. Spoiler Alert: You are not the victor. Kids Get Sick. Then everyone gets sick. This Childhood Will Be Televised. Hello, camera phones. Your TV Has Been Hijacked. By things with very high-pitched voices. Coming from one empathetic parent to another, the tips in this book are real, clever, honest, and designed to make life with a terrible two- or three-year-old a little bit more manageable. Hilarious, helpful, and handy, this book will be appreciated by any parent who has asked: “Why didn’t anybody warn me that unconditional love would be so much work?”
Category: Family & Relationships

Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows

Author : J.K. Rowling
ISBN : 9781781104552
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
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«Δώστε μου τον Χάρι Πότερ», είπε η φωνή του Βόλντεμορτ, «και δε θα σας πειράξω. Δώστε μου τον Χάρι Πότερ και θ’ αφήσω ανέγγιχτο το σχολείο. Δώστε μου τον Χάρι Πότερ και θα σας ανταμείψω». Καθώς σκαρφαλώνει στο καλάθι συνεπιβάτη της μοτοσικλέτας του Χάγκριντ και πετάει στους ουρανούς, εγκαταλείποντας για πάντα την οδό Πριβέτ, ο Χάρι Πότερ ξέρει ότι ο Λόρδος Βόλντεμορτ και οι Θανατοφάγοι βρίσκονται στα ίχνη του. Το ξόρκι που προστάτευε τον Χάρι μέχρι τώρα έχει σπάσει, αλλά δεν μπορεί να παραμείνει κρυμμένος. Ο Σκοτεινός Άρχοντας απειλεί όλους και όλα όσα αγαπά ο Χάρι και, για να τον σταματήσει, ο Χάρι πρέπει να βρει και να καταστρέψει τους υπόλοιπους πεμπτουσιωτές. Η τελική μάχη πρέπει να αρχίσει –ο Χάρι πρέπει να αντιμετωπίσει τον θανάσιμο εχθρό του...
Category: Juvenile Fiction

Author : J.K. Rowling
ISBN : 9781781107737
Genre : Performing Arts
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Ο μαγικοζωολόγος Νιουτ Σκαμάντερ μόλις έχει φτάσει στην πόλη με την πρόθεση να μείνει μόνο για λίγο. Όταν όμως η μαγική βαλίτσα του χάνεται και κάποια από τα φανταστικά ζώα του δραπετεύουν στην πόλη, ο κίνδυνος είναι προ των πυλών... Εμπνευσμένο από το εγκεκριμένο εγχειρίδιο του Νιουτ Σκαμάντερ στη Σχολή Χόγκουαρτς, το Φανταστικά Ζώα και Πού Βρίσκονται σηματοδοτεί το σεναριακό ντεμπούτο της Τζ. Κ. Ρόουλινγκ, συγγραφέως της πολυαγαπημένης και διεθνώς ευπώλητης σειράς βιβλίων με ήρωα τον Χάρι Πότερ. Οι θαυμαστές του ιδιοφυούς ταλέντου της Τζ. Κ. Ρόουλινγκ θα αναγνωρίσουν σε κάθε σελίδα το χιούμορ της, την απίστευτη οπτική που διαθέτει για ένα μαγικό σύμπαν, καθώς και τη βαθιά συμπάθεια και κατανόηση που τρέφει για όλους τους ανθρώπους (είτε έχουν ραβδιά είτε όχι). Η ταινία Φανταστικά Ζώα και Πού Βρίσκονται προβλήθηκε στον κινηματογράφο το Νοέμβριο του 2016.
Category: Performing Arts

Author : J.K. Rowling
ISBN : 9781781101636
Genre : Drama
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Βασισμένο σε μια πρωτότυπη νέα ιστορία από την Τζ. Κ. Ρόουλινγκ, τον Τζον Τίφανι και τον Τζακ Θορν, Ο Χάρι Πότερ και το καταραμένο παιδί είναι η πρώτη επίσημη ιστορία με πρωταγωνιστή τον Χάρι Πότερ που ανεβαίνει στη σκηνή. Η παγκόσμια πρεμιέρα της θεατρικής παράστασης έλαβε χώρα στο Ουέστ Εντ του Λονδίνου, στις 30 Ιουλίου 2016. Ανέκαθεν ήταν δύσκολο να είσαι ο Χάρι Πότερ και δεν έχει γίνει καθόλου ευκολότερο τώρα που ο Χάρι εργάζεται σκληρά στο Υπουργείο Μαγείας, είναι σύζυγος και πατέρας τριών παιδιών που πηγαίνουν σχολείο. Ενώ ο Χάρι παλεύει με το παρελθόν του, ο νεότερος γιος του, Άλμπους, έρχεται αντιμέτωπος με το βάρος της οικογενειακής κληρονομιάς που ποτέ του δε θέλησε. Καθώς το παρελθόν μπερδεύεται με το παρόν, πατέρας και γιος μαθαίνουν την ενοχλητική αλήθεια: κάποιες φορές το σκοτάδι προβάλλει από μέρη που δεν το περιμένεις.
Category: Drama

The Pooka And The Paranormal

Author : Larry Carter
ISBN : 9780595344161
Genre : Fiction
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Who, at some time or another, has not wished for a Pooka in his life-that shape-shifting creature from Celtic lore who can literally make dreams come true? Meet Genesis Boa, a poet who fancies his girlfriend, Zeezy Willig, is a Pooka. She is something-intelligent, sexy, and at times, clairvoyant. As her wonders unfold, Genesis says to her: "Let's be what other couples dream of." Zeezy signs on. But Zeezy is no Pooka-a fact that continuously eludes this man who, from time to time, ponders, then discounts that he is a paranormal. Soon, uplifted by each other, the two lovers soar-above the frightened wanna-bes, beyond the graveyard of wrecked romances below. It is almost easy. But when reality strikes, the self-proclaimed "Millennium Couple" topples earthward. All appears lost as Genesis staggers north in search of something that might not exist. In the throes of his crumbling world, Genesis is becoming a paranormal and doesn't realize it. On the shores of Lake Superior, he meets what may be a real Pooka, but he doesn't know.
Category: Fiction

Big Girls Do It Pregnant

Author : Jasinda Wilder
ISBN : 9781941098349
Genre : Fiction
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First comes love, then comes marriage, then come baby in a baby carriage... So my best friend married my rock star ex, and she's having his baby. I married Jeff, and I'm having his baby. We're both pregnant, and we're both a hot mess, but it's only a matter of time before we become mommies. The only problem is, no one ever tells you how hard pregnancy is, never mind giving birth... Big Girls full series reading order: Big Girls Do It (#1 Better, #2 Wetter, #3 Wilder and #4 On Top) Big Girls Do It Married Big Girls Do It On Christmas Rock Stars Do It Harder Rock Stars Do It Dirty Rock Stars Do It Forever Big Girls Do It Pregnant
Category: Fiction