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Shut Up Twatwaffle

Author : Ricky Dickman
ISBN : 1548667536
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Turn your stress into success with the Twatwaffle: go fck yourself coloring book. Face it. Life isn't exactly easy. In fact, some days, weeks, months, and years are tough. With such a constant and exhausting whirlwind of chaos, it's a wonder that moments of bliss still exist. But life doesn't have to be this way. If there is only one life to live, you might as well take the hand you are dealt and do something with it. This is exactly why we created this offensive badass and totally inappropriate coloring book. This expanded edition features 70 inspiring pages to color!
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Adult Coloring Books Swear Words

Author : Adult Colouring Books
ISBN : 1945260149
Genre : Games & Activities
File Size : 33.86 MB
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Sometimes you just need to chill the f* out. New intricate and meditative zentagle designs that feature classic and delightfully unique sweary words and mantras to help you relax, calm down and let go of all your stress and anxiety. TAGS: adult coloring books; adult coloring book; coloring books for adults relaxation; coloring books for adults; adult coloring books best sellers; coloring books; coloring book for adults; christmas coloring books for adults; animal coloring book for adults; coloring book; christmas adult coloring books; coloring books adu
Category: Games & Activities

The Dark Pines Pride The Complete Series

Author : Liza Street
ISBN : 9781386700401
Genre : Fiction
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Three shifter siblings, four years on the run. It's time to come home. This boxed set includes Wild Homecoming, Wild Atonement, and Wild Reunion. Screw the territory—all he wants is her. Summer's butthole ex stole her credit info and threw her off guys forever. She gets along with her online friend, Jackson. He's safe because they'll never meet in person. Mountain lion shifter Jackson is willing to risk everything to meet Summer. But when his arrival sparks a wave of violence, he'll have to fight or retreat to keep Summer safe. Can he put aside his guilt and claim his mate? Foul-mouthed shifter Hayley needs a fake boyfriend, and Marius is her only choice. There's no harm in having a little fun on their not-dates, until her inner mountain lion is screaming for more. Grizzly shifter Marius deserves worse than Hayley's scorn. But when an old family dispute puts Hayley in danger, Marius must put aside his guilt and step in, or risk losing his mate forever. If he loses his mate again, there'll be no coming back. Eleanor McGowan is a piano teacher, hypochondriac, and proud fangirl of the Interstellar Love Connection graphic novel series. She's also had her heart broken one too many times by her high school sweetheart, Will Jaynes. Mountain lion shifter Will Jaynes lost everything after a pride war—his parents, his territory, and even Eleanor. When danger returns to the Dark Pines territory, Will must fight for his pride's place or lose Eleanor again. And if he loses this time, he knows there'll be no coming back. This shifter romance collection includes three standalone novels from the Fierce Mates: Dark Pines Pride series. If you like shifter romances with naughty language, strong alphas, and memorable heroines, you'll love this steamy, action-packed boxed set. Buy this sexy collection and fall in love with your favorite shifter today!
Category: Fiction

Wild Atonement

Author : Liza Street
ISBN : 9781386274278
Genre : Fiction
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Can he put aside his guilt and claim his mate? Foul-mouthed shifter Hayley Jaynes is determined to prove herself trustworthy and responsible. Even considering dating grizzly shifter Marius Nichols would be directly at odds with her goal. He's wild, he's done wrong to her family, and he's so hot that she doesn't trust herself around him. Too bad she needs a fake boyfriend, and he's her only choice. There's no harm in having a little fun on their not-dates, until her inner mountain lion is screaming for more. Marius deserves worse than Hayley's scorn, and he knows it. Bad enough he helped torment her family—there are more secrets he's keeping. If they came to light, he knows Hayley would never forgive him. One kiss and Marius can't get enough, one lie and it's over before he can tell his mate what she means to him. But in the Dark Pines territory, secrets have a way of coming out, and when an old treaty between Hayley's family and a rival pride puts Hayley in danger, Marius must put aside his guilt and step in, or risk losing his mate forever. Wild Atonement is the second standalone novel in the Fierce Mates: Dark Pines Pride series. If you like shifter romances with naughty name-calling, strong alphas, and hilarious heroines, you'll love this sexy, action-packed read. Buy Wild Atonement and fall in love with this tough grizzly shifter and his fierce mate today!
Category: Fiction

Autumn Magic

Author : T.M. Cromer
ISBN : 9780997532272
Genre : Fiction
File Size : 90.7 MB
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Autumn Thorne believed she discovered the perfect love. Yet the moment she revealed she was a witch, her relationship went to hell in a handbasket. Nearly a decade later, in an ironic twist of fate, the man who shunned her shows up on her doorstep and asks for her help to develop his own latent powers. For the better part of nine years, Keaton Carlyle has tried to forget the one woman whose very touch made him burn with uncontrollable desire. Now, left with no choice, he must seek her out to master the magic building within. But the more time Keaton spends with Autumn, the more he realizes his old feelings for her have never truly been extinguished and the flames blaze hotter than ever. When Autumn sets off on a mission to uncover an ancient artifact crucial to saving her mother, Keaton is hot on her heels, determined to make up for the wrongs of the past and rescue Autumn from the clutches of the madman holding her hostage. Faced with life or death, they must learn to work together. But can Autumn ever again trust the man who so cruelly betrayed her? Autumn Magic is the second exciting installment in the Thorne Witches series. If you like paranormal romance, fast-paced action and suspense along with witty, engaging characters, pick up this edition today!
Category: Fiction

Salvaging His Soul

Author : Samantha A. Cole
ISBN :
Genre : Fiction
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***Only available on Google Play until January 17th!*** Think you know everything about the Sexy Six-Pack? Think again. This is the story fans will never see coming. Jaws will drop and hearts will pound because nothing is as it seems. Jase Atwood is a man with a forgotten past and an unsure future. Living on the island of Caicos, he spends his time sitting in a bar drinking, scuba diving for sunken treasure, and working as a mercenary of sorts. Brie Hanson has lived on Caicos since she was ten. After her father’s death, she took over Daddy-O's, his bar/restaurant popular with tourists and locals alike. Her three-month relationship with Jase has been just for sex—no dates, no getting involved in each other’s lives, and no letting their emotions rise to the surface. However, when her sister, Nadine, disappears, Brie's lover steps in to help find the missing woman. Unbeknownst to either of them, Jase’s past and present are about to collide. Will it destroy their future, or will it save more than just Nadine’s life? ***The Trident Security series contains elements of the BDSM lifestyle, sensual romance, nail-biting suspense, and happily-ever-afters. The Trident Security Series: Book 1 - Leather & Lace (Devon & Kristen) Book 2 - His Angel (Ian & Angie) Book 3 - Waiting For Him (Boomer & Kat) Book 3.5 - Not Negotiable: A Novella (Parker & Shelby) Book 4 - Topping the Alpha (Jake & Nick) Book 5 - Watching From the Shadows (Marco & Harper) Book 5.5 - Whiskey Tribute: A Novella (Curt & Dana) Book 6 - Tickle His Fancy (Brody & Fancy) Book 7 - Absolving His Sins (Carter & Jordyn) Book 7.5 - Option Number Three (Mitch, Tyler & Tori) Book 8 - Salvaging His Soul (Jase & Brie) **The books of the Trident Security Series can be read as standalones, however, for optimum enjoyment they are best read in order.
Category: Fiction

Moonlight Whiskey

Author : Tricia Lynne
ISBN : 9781984800169
Genre : Fiction
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When life gives you curves, you gotta learn how to rock them. Successful businesswoman Avery Barrows likes her dips and curves, but she’s sick of the haters telling her that she should be ashamed of her body instead of embracing it. Determined to send them a big f*** you, Avery resolves to cut loose during a girls’ trip, hightailing her quick-mouthed, plus-sized self to New Orleans. So, what’s a smart woman with a little extra gotta do to get laid in this town? Not much if you ask Declan McGinn, the lead singer of BlackSmith. Tall, dark, and tattooed, with a body made for sin, Declan prefers his women as curvy as his guitars. Avery’s sharp tongue and keen mind makes him want her even more. As they burn up the sheets, Avery and Declan realize this is no one-night (or even one-week) stand. But for all of her bluster, Avery isn’t sure she can handle any more rejection. Besides, Declan has demons of his own. Now Avery has a choice to make: play it safe, or place her trust in the hands of a man who’s as tempting as the devil himself. Advance praise for Moonlight & Whiskey “This book has it all—emotion, lots of laughs, and a touch of reality we all can relate to. Don’t miss this story.”—USA Today bestselling author Stacey Kennedy “Witty dialogue, steamy sex scenes, and heartfelt talks . . . Lynne has created a world filled with delightful, complex characters and vivid settings. —Publishers Weekly (starred review) “This is just the book I was looking for, and a new author, which I have been craving. The writing is really fantastic! Moonlight & Whiskey gives you angst, humor, sexiness, and resolution. It is a fantastic read. I connected with Avery in a way I have never connected with another leading lady.”—Reading is What I Do (five stars) “[Lynne's] descriptions are flawless. Her characters, swoon-worthy. I can’t recommend Moonlight & Whiskey highly enough. Definitely mark this as a must-read!”—Maxym M. Martineau (five stars) “Tricia Lynne has created a superb masterpiece that is sure to delight, entertain, and set your very soul on fire! . . . I see great things in Lynne’s future, and I am excited to see what she creates next!”—Words Are the Breath of Life (five stars) This ebook includes an excerpt from another Loveswept title.
Category: Fiction

Plot Twist

Author : K.L. Montgomery
ISBN :
Genre : Fiction
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If you think what’s happening on stage is entertaining...you should see what’s happening BACKSTAGE! A brand new show is coming to Rehoboth Beach! Jack and Claire (yes, THAT Claire) Reilly have written an original musical, and they have the perfect cast. Plus, there’s pirates. Who doesn’t love pirates? Meric Chandler is a neurotic, introverted accountant by day, but at night he transforms into a magnetic leading man whose voice makes all the girls swoon. Just getting over a divorce, he has sworn off backstage romances. After all, that’s how he met his EX wife. Lindy Larson prefers to stay behind the scenes, but her girlfriends convince her to audition for a new local theater production. She has a stunning voice but plans to blend in as much as possible, which isn’t easy to do when you’re the awkward plus-size girl with two left feet. While backstage romances are to be expected, they don’t usually shut down the entire production. But you know what they say: the show must go on! Plot Twist is Book 3 of the Romance in Rehoboth Series, where the ladies are strong and independent and the men are actually nice guys. These delightful romantic comedies are set against the backdrop of Rehoboth Beach, Delaware's top vacation destination, and do NOT need to be read in order. Book 1: Fat Girl (Claire and Jack's Story) Book 2: The Flip (Sonnet and Drew's Story) Book 3: Plot Twist (Lindy and Meric's Story) Book 4: Badge Bunny (Brynne & Chris's Story) Book 5: Wedding War (Hannah & Jason's Story - coming Spring 2019)
Category: Fiction