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Shut Up Twatwaffle

Author : Ricky Dickman
ISBN : 1548667536
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Turn your stress into success with the Twatwaffle: go fck yourself coloring book. Face it. Life isn't exactly easy. In fact, some days, weeks, months, and years are tough. With such a constant and exhausting whirlwind of chaos, it's a wonder that moments of bliss still exist. But life doesn't have to be this way. If there is only one life to live, you might as well take the hand you are dealt and do something with it. This is exactly why we created this offensive badass and totally inappropriate coloring book. This expanded edition features 70 inspiring pages to color!
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Adult Coloring Books Swear Words

Author : Ricky Dickman
ISBN : 153477341X
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Let's face it; you're going to have a shitty day. Whether it's coming from someone or something, stress gets the best of all of us. Why should you have to keep it in and wait for it to pass? Color what you want to say with our adult coloring book! With numerous designs and naughty phrases to choose from our book, you'll find the best damn phrase that fits the kind of day you're having. Express how you feel about the neighbor's dog, bad grades and more. Color the stress out with bold designs that will relax the rage that's inside you. Everyone enjoys to color, now you get to color what's on your fucking mind! TAGS: black coloring book, midnight coloring book, black adult coloring book, midnight adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, johanna basford,adult coloring books black background,adult coloring books black paper
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Autumn Magic

Author : T.M. Cromer
ISBN : 9780997532272
Genre : Fiction
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Autumn Thorne believed she discovered the perfect love. Yet the moment she revealed she was a witch, her relationship went to hell in a handbasket. Nearly a decade later, in an ironic twist of fate, the man who shunned her shows up on her doorstep and asks for her help to develop his own latent powers. For the better part of nine years, Keaton Carlyle has tried to forget the one woman whose very touch made him burn with uncontrollable desire. Now, left with no choice, he must seek her out to master the magic building within. But the more time Keaton spends with Autumn, the more he realizes his old feelings for her have never truly been extinguished and the flames blaze hotter than ever. When Autumn sets off on a mission to uncover an ancient artifact crucial to saving her mother, Keaton is hot on her heels, determined to make up for the wrongs of the past and rescue Autumn from the clutches of the madman holding her hostage. Faced with life or death, they must learn to work together. But can Autumn ever again trust the man who so cruelly betrayed her? Autumn Magic is the second exciting installment in the Thorne Witches series. If you like paranormal romance, fast-paced action and suspense along with witty, engaging characters, pick up this edition today!
Category: Fiction

Ted Greene Chord Chemistry

Author : Ted Greene
ISBN : 1457455293
Genre : Music
File Size : 71.34 MB
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Ted Greene’s Chord Chemistry was originally published in 1971 and has become the classic chord reference book for two generations of guitarists. Whether you are just beginning to search beyond basic barre chords or are already an advanced player looking for new sounds and ideas this is the book that will get you there. Designed to inspire creativity this book is a musical treasure chest filled with exciting new ideas and sounds.
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You Are Fucking Awesome A Motivating Swear Word Coloring Book For Adults

Author : Charla Bond
ISBN : 1541146921
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Searching for the perfect gift? This deliciously profane, stress-relieving swear word coloring book for adults has over 25 single-sided designs for you to color whenever you need a boost of confidence or a not so gentle reminder of how badass you are. With illustrations ranging from simple to intricate, this adult coloring book will provide hours of fun and relaxation so go forth and f'n prosper, I mean, color! In this swear word coloring book for adults, you will find inspirational quotes including: "You are Fucking Awesome" "You Can Do This Shit!" "Make Life Your Bitch" "Rise and Fucking Grind Sunshine" "Shake that Shit Off" and more!
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The Bad Boy S Girl

Author : Blair Holden
ISBN : 1542929873
Genre : Boys
File Size : 64.83 MB
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Tessa O'Connell is a girl as ordinary as they come - or so she thinks. Her aim for senior year is to keep her head down yet somehow manage to convince her childhood love Jay Stone to love her back. What she isn't prepared for is for Jay's brother, Cole, to return to town and change the life she's always been seemingly content to live.
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The Avoiding Series Boxset

Author : K.A. Linde
ISBN :
Genre : Fiction
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USA TODAY bestselling book! The Avoiding Series Boxset includes all FIVE books from the bestselling series for a limited time ONLY! BOOK 1: AVOIDING COMMITMENT Jack and Lexi never had a typical relationship. After 2 years without speaking, she receives a phone call that changes everything. He unexpectedly asks her to convince the new girl, Bekah, that he's ready to commit. Jack is calling now after everything they had been through because there is another woman. She can't believe it. Follow Lexi in this heart wrenching drama as she relives her past relationship, or lack thereof, with Jack, and not just in her own mind, but to his fiance-to-be. Throw in Bekah's hot brother who always seems to be in the right place at the right time, a past with more secrets to unravel than you can even imagine, and you get a recipe for disaster. Find out what happens to Lexi as she travels to Atlanta to get the closure she so desperately desires from Jack, and how the bumps of life seem to keep getting in the way. BOOK 2: AVOIDING RESPONSIBILITY Lexi has finally given up her once destructive relationships and moved onto bigger and better things with a sexy new man in town. Just when she is starting to figure it out with him, her world is tilted once again with a phone call from none other than Ramsey Bridges. A year after his entrance into her life, Ramsey is trying to make amends and does the one thing she never expects—invites her to Jack's wedding. The wedding she had evaded at all costs. But no matter what she does, Lexi can't seem to escape her past with Jack. But does she really want to? Despite the explosive chemistry between Lexi and Ramsey, she is skeptical about trusting him after everything that has happened. When things are amiss with him, she starts questioning his motives. Can Ramsey be the one to remove Jack from Lexi's life permanently or should she move on with her blossoming new life? BOOK 2.5: AVOIDING INTIMACY Growing up, Chyna was handed everything on a silver platter. She never wanted for anything, except love—unconditional love from her parents. Love was a foreign emotion, and watching her parents love/hate relationship was never easy. So when it came to her personal life, she made sure she never had to relive that. With looks that could kill, it was simple for Chyna to be the love 'em and leave 'em kind of girl. And she had always been okay with it. She would rather be single the rest of her life then end up as miserable as her parents. So when a man rescued her after she was drugged in a night club, she never expected to start a relationship with him. But one chance meeting changes it all. Chyna is offered a once in a lifetime opportunity that could sky rocket her career, and she is forced to make a decision that could ruin everything. BOOK 1.5: AVOIDING DECISIONS Two Avoiding Series novellas written from Jack and Ramsey's point of views from the first time they each meet Lexi. BOOK 3: AVOIDING TEMPTATION Two years after walking out of Jack’s wedding, Lexi has finally put her past behind her. She has made up her mind about where her life is headed. This time, she is sticking to her guns, no matter what. That is, until a phone call shatters the fragile grasp she has on her new life. Lexi is forced to question everything she thought she knew about what she wanted, and life-changing events push her to reevaluate the very plans she holds so dear. Nevertheless, Lexi has to choose her true path. That might just mean deciding, once and for all, that she doesn’t have to answer to anyone but herself. In this highly anticipated final installment of the bestselling Avoiding series, follow Lexi as she juggles a new career, a new city, and the burgeoning affections of three very different men.
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Maybe Swearing Will Help

Author : Nyx Spectrum
ISBN : 0996764135
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Maybe Swearing will Help is the perfect adult coloring book for those with a sense of humor and a bit of a foul mouth. This adult coloring book features funny pages with quotes of motivation, puns, and cursing for anyone to calm down with. From moderate designs to complex detailed images this book features a wide range of styles, cussing included. Enjoy therapeutic animals, tasty treats, elegant floral patterns, trendy word art and elaborate abstract designs to relax with. Each page brings a new sassy element to this form of art therapy and deserves a chuckle or two. Many designs feature animals including: Fox, Birds, Sheep, Bee, Whale, Fish, Puppies and more. Other pages include: Food, Pastries, Fruit, Ice Cream, Perfume Bottle, Bike and more! Enjoy pages featuring sayings: "Lady with the vocabulary of a Sailor," "Wine down for what" and "Zen AF." CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE. NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN.
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Salvaging His Soul

Author : Samantha A. Cole
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Genre : Fiction
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Think you know everything about the Sexy Six-Pack? Think again. This is the story fans will never see coming. Jaws will drop and hearts will pound because nothing is as it seems. Jase Atwood is a man with a forgotten past and an unsure future. Living on the island of Caicos, he spends his time sitting in a bar drinking, scuba diving for sunken treasure, and working as a mercenary of sorts. Brie Hanson has lived on Caicos since she was ten. After her father’s death, she took over Daddy-O's, his bar/restaurant popular with tourists and locals alike. Her three-month relationship with Jase has been just for sex—no dates, no getting involved in each other’s lives, and no letting their emotions rise to the surface. However, when her sister, Nadine, disappears, Brie's lover steps in to help find the missing woman. Unbeknownst to either of them, Jase’s past and present are about to collide. Will it destroy their future, or will it save more than just Nadine’s life? ***The Trident Security series contains elements of the BDSM lifestyle, sensual romance, nail-biting suspense, and happily-ever-afters. The Trident Security Series: Book 1 - Leather & Lace (Devon & Kristen) Book 2 - His Angel (Ian & Angie) Book 3 - Waiting For Him (Boomer & Kat) Book 3.5 - Not Negotiable: A Novella (Parker & Shelby) Book 4 - Topping the Alpha (Jake & Nick) Book 5 - Watching From the Shadows (Marco & Harper) Book 5.5 - Whiskey Tribute: A Novella (Curt & Dana) Book 6 - Tickle His Fancy (Brody & Fancy) Book 7 - Absolving His Sins (Carter & Jordyn) Book 7.5 - Option Number Three (Mitch, Tyler & Tori) Book 8 - Salvaging His Soul (Jase & Brie) **The books of the Trident Security Series can be read as standalones, however, for optimum enjoyment they are best read in order.
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The Witching Hour

Author : Anne Rice
ISBN : 9780345384461
Genre : Fiction
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Rowan Mayfair, a neurosurgeon with special powers and the descendant of a dynasty of witches, is drawn to Michael Curry, who is himself gifted with special powers following a car accident. Reissue.
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