Raising Unicorns

Author : Jessica S. Marquis
ISBN : 9781440525902
Genre : Humor
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"Includes the rainbow-filled principles for unicornomics!"
Category: Humor

Raising Unicorns

Author : Jessica S Marquis
ISBN : 1507204655
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Finally, the Foolproof Plan for a Profitable—and Magical—Unicorn Farm! Welcome to the whimsical and very lucrative world of unicorn farming! This is an industry like no other with potential limited only by your imagination. By selecting this book, you are demonstrating four things: 1. You are an intelligent businessperson. 2. You know what you want. 3. You are ready to embrace the challenge and reap the rewards. 4. You are clever, charming, and jam-packed with moxie. Sound like you? Then you have come to the right place. As a future unicorn farmer, you will experience the wide and unique array of opportunities, challenges, and joys of caring for these majestic creatures. Use this guide to inform your decisions so you can grow as an educated proprietor—and achieve your most magical dreams. —From The Introduction
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Raising Unicorns

Author : Jessica S Marquis
ISBN : 1507204655
Genre :
File Size : 24.54 MB
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Finally, the Foolproof Plan for a Profitable—and Magical—Unicorn Farm! Welcome to the whimsical and very lucrative world of unicorn farming! This is an industry like no other with potential limited only by your imagination. By selecting this book, you are demonstrating four things: 1. You are an intelligent businessperson. 2. You know what you want. 3. You are ready to embrace the challenge and reap the rewards. 4. You are clever, charming, and jam-packed with moxie. Sound like you? Then you have come to the right place. As a future unicorn farmer, you will experience the wide and unique array of opportunities, challenges, and joys of caring for these majestic creatures. Use this guide to inform your decisions so you can grow as an educated proprietor—and achieve your most magical dreams. —From The Introduction
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Why Unicorn Drinks

Author : C. W. Moss
ISBN : 9780062227140
Genre : Humor
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Unicorns are just like us. They have problems, stresses, and like to blow off some steam. Author and illustrator C. W. Moss explores the psyche of the single-horned in his book, Why Unicorn Drinks. A follow-up to Unicorn Being a Jerk, this volume of nearly 65 four-color illustrations and captions portrays the sad reality of life as a mythical creature, and reveals what drives Unicorn to the bottle. As fans of Moss' online comic undoubtedly know, Why Unicorn Drinks pours a double-shot of laughter and irreverence. You’ll never look at a unicorn the same way again.
Category: Humor

101 Ways To Use A Unicorn

Author : Robb Pearlman
ISBN : 0789329107
Genre : Humor
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Fans of the magical unicorn are legion, and the unicorn's appearance in pop culture shows no signs of waning. This book presents light-hearted, slightly twisted, and always funny practical uses for a unicorn. Everyone loves unicorns--what's not to love. They're beautiful, magical creatures. Author Robb Pearlman and illustrator Dave Urban join twistedly hilarious forces once again to create 101 Ways to Use a Unicorn, their follow-up to 101 Ways to Kill a Zombie. This latest book is a manual of sorts, detailing creative ways to employ the neighbourhood unicorn in everyday life. The methods range from the practical to pop cultural to slightly dark--but all are laugh-out-loud funny: Hunger Games (the unicorn is an arrow being shot out of a longbow by a teenage girl); Bookmark (the unicorn's horn is between the pages of a closed book on a nightstand); Clothesline (a clothesline is strung between the side of a house and the unicorn horn, as a housewife hangs clothes); Award Ceremony Seat Filler (the unicorn is in a tuxedo, seated between Angelina Jolie and Meryl Streep); and Jedi (the unicorn's horn is lit up like a light saber in a fight with Darth Vader). Equal parts satire and tribute to this beloved mythical animal, 101 Ways to Use a Unicorn is sure to tickle unicorn fans young and old.
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Goodnight Unicorn

Author : Karla Oceanak
ISBN : 1934649635
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
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The perfect hardcover gift book for anyone head-over-hooves for unicorns, flying horses, or little ponies! "For all those little lords and ladies who adore unicorns, this book is the bedtime story for them! The illustrations are top-notch and beautifully colored. The prose is perfect. Highly recommended." --The Children's Book Review As night falls in the enchanted forest, the unicorns and their friends gather to get ready for bed. Say goodnight to all the types of unicorns -- the pearly-whites, the foals, the oldens, the fluffies, the jet-blacks, the cuties, and more -- as well as the wonderful beings who attend them, from rainbows and fairies to baby dragons and, of course, the full moon. Readers who've always wondered about unicorn habits, what a group of unicorns is called, and other mysteries will also be captivated by the fun unicorn facts that follow the story. It's a magical, fantasy bedtime story for unicorn lovers young and young-at-heart! Grown-up fans of My Little Pony,The Last Unicorn, and Lisa Frank will treasure this book just as much as the new generation of unicornophiles!
Category: Juvenile Fiction

Unicorn Being A Jerk

Author : C. W. Moss
ISBN : 9780062099006
Genre : Humor
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Mystical, gentle, magical . . . as if. You’ve obviously neverseen a unicorn in his natural habitat—those guys are jerks. CartoonistC. W. Moss reveals the less-than-wonderful side of the world’s most wondrouscreature in his hilarious series of single panel comics, UnicornBeing A Jerk. Take a gander at what these fantastical creaturesare really like, in comics like “Unicorn Being a Stalker,” “UnicornTrying to Peek at Breast-feeding Woman’s Nipple,” “Unicorn Denying theHolocaust,” and more. Readers of Moss’s online strip will love thesignificantly expanded book, which features what Moss describes as “a wholebunch of new illustrations,” in a collection perfect for fans of The Book ofBunny Suicides, Cyanide & Happiness, Penny Arcade and TheTruth about Chuck Norris.
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Unicorns

Author : Skye Alexander
ISBN : 9781440590535
Genre : Fiction
File Size : 40.64 MB
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"Explains the history, origins, theories, and various tellings of unicorns"--
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The Unicorn Thief

Author : R. R. Russell
ISBN : 9781402279935
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
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Danger lurks in the mist. Twig and Ben are unicorn riders--guardians whose job it is to keep the last free unicorn herd safe. But a new danger is threatening the beautiful, mysterious creatures of Lonehorn Island. A thief from Terracornus has snuck onto the misty island and stolen Ben's loyal unicorn, Indy. There's only one path for Ben and Twig--straight into the secret, shadowy heart of the island and through the passage to Terracornus. But their rescue mission is unexpectedly complicated by a secret Ben has been hiding. A secret about the Queen of Terracornus who has enslaved all the unicorns of Ben's homeland. A secret that could save them all--or start a war.
Category: Juvenile Fiction

Unicorns I Have Known

Author : Robert Vavra
ISBN : 0688022030
Genre : Photography
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A collection of unicorn legends and lore--drawn from such sources as the Bible, myth, art, and literature--enhanced by full-color photographs
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