Raising Unicorns

Author : Jessica S. Marquis
ISBN : 9781440525902
Genre : Humor
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"Includes the rainbow-filled principles for unicornomics!"
Category: Humor

Raising Unicorns

Author : Jessica S Marquis
ISBN : 1507204655
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Finally, the Foolproof Plan for a Profitable—and Magical—Unicorn Farm! Welcome to the whimsical and very lucrative world of unicorn farming! This is an industry like no other with potential limited only by your imagination. By selecting this book, you are demonstrating four things: 1. You are an intelligent businessperson. 2. You know what you want. 3. You are ready to embrace the challenge and reap the rewards. 4. You are clever, charming, and jam-packed with moxie. Sound like you? Then you have come to the right place. As a future unicorn farmer, you will experience the wide and unique array of opportunities, challenges, and joys of caring for these majestic creatures. Use this guide to inform your decisions so you can grow as an educated proprietor—and achieve your most magical dreams. —From The Introduction
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Raising Unicorns

Author : Jessica S Marquis
ISBN : 1507204655
Genre :
File Size : 73.97 MB
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Finally, the Foolproof Plan for a Profitable—and Magical—Unicorn Farm! Welcome to the whimsical and very lucrative world of unicorn farming! This is an industry like no other with potential limited only by your imagination. By selecting this book, you are demonstrating four things: 1. You are an intelligent businessperson. 2. You know what you want. 3. You are ready to embrace the challenge and reap the rewards. 4. You are clever, charming, and jam-packed with moxie. Sound like you? Then you have come to the right place. As a future unicorn farmer, you will experience the wide and unique array of opportunities, challenges, and joys of caring for these majestic creatures. Use this guide to inform your decisions so you can grow as an educated proprietor—and achieve your most magical dreams. —From The Introduction
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Why Unicorn Drinks

Author : C. W. Moss
ISBN : 9780062227140
Genre : Humor
File Size : 72.65 MB
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Unicorns are just like us. They have problems, stresses, and like to blow off some steam. Author and illustrator C. W. Moss explores the psyche of the single-horned in his book, Why Unicorn Drinks. A follow-up to Unicorn Being a Jerk, this volume of nearly 65 four-color illustrations and captions portrays the sad reality of life as a mythical creature, and reveals what drives Unicorn to the bottle. As fans of Moss' online comic undoubtedly know, Why Unicorn Drinks pours a double-shot of laughter and irreverence. You’ll never look at a unicorn the same way again.
Category: Humor

Unicorns I Have Known

Author : Robert Vavra
ISBN : 0688022030
Genre : Photography
File Size : 71.12 MB
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A collection of unicorn legends and lore--drawn from such sources as the Bible, myth, art, and literature--enhanced by full-color photographs
Category: Photography

Goodnight Unicorn

Author : Karla Oceanak
ISBN : 1934649635
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
File Size : 88.13 MB
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The perfect hardcover gift book for anyone head-over-hooves for unicorns, flying horses, or little ponies! "For all those little lords and ladies who adore unicorns, this book is the bedtime story for them! The illustrations are top-notch and beautifully colored. The prose is perfect. Highly recommended." --The Children's Book Review As night falls in the enchanted forest, the unicorns and their friends gather to get ready for bed. Say goodnight to all the types of unicorns -- the pearly-whites, the foals, the oldens, the fluffies, the jet-blacks, the cuties, and more -- as well as the wonderful beings who attend them, from rainbows and fairies to baby dragons and, of course, the full moon. Readers who've always wondered about unicorn habits, what a group of unicorns is called, and other mysteries will also be captivated by the fun unicorn facts that follow the story. It's a magical, fantasy bedtime story for unicorn lovers young and young-at-heart! Grown-up fans of My Little Pony,The Last Unicorn, and Lisa Frank will treasure this book just as much as the new generation of unicornophiles!
Category: Juvenile Fiction

101 Ways To Use A Unicorn

Author : Robb Pearlman
ISBN : 0789329107
Genre : Humor
File Size : 54.37 MB
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Fans of the magical unicorn are legion, and the unicorn's appearance in pop culture shows no signs of waning. This book presents light-hearted, slightly twisted, and always funny practical uses for a unicorn. Everyone loves unicorns--what's not to love. They're beautiful, magical creatures. Author Robb Pearlman and illustrator Dave Urban join twistedly hilarious forces once again to create 101 Ways to Use a Unicorn, their follow-up to 101 Ways to Kill a Zombie. This latest book is a manual of sorts, detailing creative ways to employ the neighbourhood unicorn in everyday life. The methods range from the practical to pop cultural to slightly dark--but all are laugh-out-loud funny: Hunger Games (the unicorn is an arrow being shot out of a longbow by a teenage girl); Bookmark (the unicorn's horn is between the pages of a closed book on a nightstand); Clothesline (a clothesline is strung between the side of a house and the unicorn horn, as a housewife hangs clothes); Award Ceremony Seat Filler (the unicorn is in a tuxedo, seated between Angelina Jolie and Meryl Streep); and Jedi (the unicorn's horn is lit up like a light saber in a fight with Darth Vader). Equal parts satire and tribute to this beloved mythical animal, 101 Ways to Use a Unicorn is sure to tickle unicorn fans young and old.
Category: Humor

A Unicorn Named Sparkle

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ISBN : 9781466895973
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
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When Lucy sees an ad in the newspaper for a unicorn, she sends in her twenty-five cents and waits four to six long weeks for her very own unicorn to arrive. She imagines the flowers that she'll braid into his beautiful pink mane, and she even picks the perfect name for him: Sparkle. But when Sparkle arrives, his ears are too long, his horn is too short, he smells funny--and oh, he has fleas. Lucy isn't pleased, but in the end she warms up to Sparkle and realizes that even though he wasn't exactly the unicorn she wanted, he might be just the one she needs.
Category: Juvenile Fiction

Bad Unicorn

Author : Platte F. Clark
ISBN : 9781442450141
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
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In this start to a hilarious middle grade fantasy trilogy, Max Spencer discovers that he could be a powerful wizard—and a killer unicorn is hunting him. It wasn’t Max Spencer’s idea to fight robots, lead an army, or save the world—it just so happens that he’s the only living person who can read the most fantastical book ever written: The Codex of Infinite Knowability. The Codex is no ordinary book, and among other things, it describes a unicorn named Princess the Destroyer. Princess the Destroyer is not an average unicorn. She loves nothing more than hunting down, killing, and eating other creatures. After all, what’s the point of having a sharp horn on your forehead if you don’t use it for destructive purposes? And right now Princess has a very definite purpose: Find Max and retrieve the lost Codex for an evil sorcerer and his mysterious master. If she can do that, she’s been promised an all-the-humans-you-can-eat buffet in Texas. Stuck in another world and with a carnivorous unicorn on his trail, Max must find the courage to save himself, his friends, and, oh yeah…the entire human race.
Category: Juvenile Fiction

Unicorns Are Jerks

Author : Theo Nicole Lorenz
ISBN : 1477468528
Genre : Fiction
File Size : 84.75 MB
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Unicorns think they're so great because they're all mysterious and magical, but they can be real jerks sometimes. This coloring book features eighteen examples of unicorns texting in theaters, farting in elevators, eating your leftovers, and generally acting like jerks.
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