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Og Dad

Author : Jerry Stahl
ISBN : 0988745623
Genre : Biography & Autobiography
File Size : 70.38 MB
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Old Guy Dad recounts the adventures of a man who, in the proverbial autumn of his years, or at least the pre pre-autumn, discovers his girlfriend is pregnant. And having a baby. Whereupon hijinks, cosmic and mundane, ensues. A collection of celebrated columns on The Rumpus with new material and never-before-told tales, Old Guy Dad is Jerry Stahl at his finest and most domestic.
Category: Biography & Autobiography

Film Quotations

Author : Robert A. Nowlan
ISBN : 9781476620589
Genre : Performing Arts
File Size : 80.57 MB
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Certain lines define a movie. Marlene Dietrich in Morocco: “Anyone who has faith in me is a sucker.” Too, there are lines that fit actor and character. Mae West in I’m No Angel: “I’m very quick in a slow way.” Jane Fonda in California Suite: “Fit? You think I look fit? What an awful shit you are. I look gorgeous.” From the classics to the grade–B slasher movies, over 11,000 quotes are arranged by over 900 subjects, like accidents, double entendres, eyes (and other body parts!), ice cream, luggage, parasites, and ugliness. Each quote gives the movie title, production company, year of release, speaker of the line, and, when appropriate, a comment putting the quote in context.
Category: Performing Arts

How It Ended

Author : Jay McInerney
ISBN : 0307271528
Genre : Fiction
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From the writer whose first novel, Bright Lights, Big City, defined a generation, a collection of twenty-six stories, new and old, that trace the arc of his career for nearly three decades. From the Trade Paperback edition.
Category: Fiction

Hold On To Your Panties And Have Fun

Author : Emily Joanne Hoover
ISBN : 1467025895
Genre : Biography & Autobiography
File Size : 44.35 MB
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Hold on to your panties and bra as you read interesting, and incredibly funny, and outrageous true life adventures. Emily will have you LAUGHING OUT LOUD as you are inspired by her whimsical wit and wisdom. Could this published author be Dave Barry’s bad ass aunt or Celia Rivenbark’s cousin or Joan River’s younger sister? In each capsulizing chapter read about- Fun with Underwear, Septic Tanks, and Funerals... Fun with Wild, Wacky Wonderful Women... Fun with Dr.Up Yours, Dr. 4 Eyes, and Dr. Spread Yours... Fun with Dieting, Dating, and Dog show... Fun with Sex, Show Biz, and Shoes... Fun with Chelsea Handler and Ernest Hemingway... Fun with Recipes and Smoke Alarms... Fun in Small Towns Here and Abroad... Fun being bad at Bridge and a lot more stuff as she entertains you...
Category: Biography & Autobiography

Breaking Up Down And Through

Author : Andre Papineau
ISBN : 0809137151
Genre : Psychology
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"In this book the author explores features common to all transitions, why people feel uneasy in transitions, and why these feelings are so appropriate. By gaining a new appreciation of transitions, the reader will also discover ways to navigate them more successfully."--BOOK JACKET.Title Summary field provided by Blackwell North America, Inc. All Rights Reserved
Category: Psychology

Zack Files 10 Bozo The Clone

Author : Dan Greenburg
ISBN : 9781101078426
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
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"My clone looks like me. My clone talks like me. He helps me with my homework and takes care of my bullies. And he could be the answer to all my problems. Or he could be my biggest one yet!
Category: Juvenile Fiction

All Things Are Possible

Author : Glenn W. Turner
ISBN : 9781600348976
Genre : Religion
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Turner, an eighth-grade dropout who in the late 1960s and early 1970s borrowed $5,000 and turned it into $3 million in five short years, looks back on his rollercoaster life and the faith that sustained him. (Motivation)
Category: Religion

Personality

Author : Andrew O'Hagan
ISBN : 9780571268351
Genre : Fiction
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Maria Tambini is a 13-year-old girl with an amazing singing voice. Growing up above her mother's chip shop on the Scottish island of Bute, living at the centre of her family's dream of fame, Maria is an extraordinary girl making ready to escape the ordinary life. We first meet her amidst the faded grandeur of the seaside resort of Rothesay, with the Argyll hills and the Eighties in front of her, and behind her a long shadow: the secret story of her Italian-immigrant family. When Maria wins a national TV talent show she is taken to London and becomes an instant star of what used to be called light entertainment; she sings with Dean Martin and tours America, can fill the London Palladium, yet all the while 'the girl with the giant voice' is losing herself in fame and begins a private war against her own body. Maria becomes a living exhibit in the modern drama of celebrity: is it possible that she can be saved by love? Or is she to be consumed by an obsessive culture, by family lies and her number one fan? The cast of characters is so vivid and complex that they seem to encompass within their enthralling stories a portrait of a whole society, its history and its spirit.
Category: Fiction

King And Maxwell

Author : David Baldacci
ISBN : 9781447251019
Genre : Fiction
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Former Secret Service Agents turned private investigators, Sean King and Michelle Maxwell, return in their most surprising, personal and dangerous case to date. King and Maxwell is the explosive finale to David Baldacci's phenomenal series. King and Maxwell encounter teenager Tyler Wingo when he has just received the tragic news that his soldier father has been killed in Afghanistan. But then Tyler receives an email from his father . . . after his supposed death. Sean and Michelle are hired to solve the mystery, and their investigation leads to deeper, even more troubling questions. Could Tyler's father really still be alive? Was his mission all that it seemed? Has Tyler's life been a lie, and could he be the next target? It's clear that King and Maxwell have stumbled upon something even more sinister when those in power seem intent on removing them at any cost. Determined to help and protect Tyler, their search for the truth takes them on a perilous journey which not only puts their lives at risk but arrives at a frightening conclusion.
Category: Fiction