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Mom Life

Author : Papeterie Bleu
ISBN : 1945888008
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It's 6:30 PM. By some miracle, one of your kids is asleep while the other is watching cartoons in a food coma. Quick! Here's your chance! Grab some colored pencils and markers, this coloring book, and run to the bathroom (don't forget the wine)! First, lock the door and enjoy the solitude of private urination. Second, gulp down that wine and enjoy the most relaxing five minutes of your day as you surrender to the quietness and creativity of coloring. Celebrate the humor and frustration that are the highs and lows of motherhood featured in the pages of this book. #Momlife is the best life! Happy Coloring!

The Big Fat Activity Book For Pregnant People

Author : Jordan Reid
ISBN : 9780735213685
Genre : Art
File Size : 86.23 MB
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"Funny as hell."--Amy Morrison, founder of Pregnant Chicken The ultimate must-have for any mom-to-be with a sense of humor: an irreverent, laugh-out-loud activity book filled with quizzes, mazes, fill-in-the-blanks, journaling pages, and hysterical musings on what pregnancy is really like. Baby shower gifts don't get more perfect than this. � Word finds: Sorry, Nope (all the stuff you're not allowed to have anymore); Bad Baby Names (Murl, anyone?) � Mazes: Make it from Your Desk to the Bathroom Without Throwing Up � Lists: How to Register Without Crying; Things Every OB on the Planet Has Been Asked by Newly Pregnant Women � Journaling: Yoga Teachers (Also Your Mom Friends, Your Parents, People on Facebook, All Articles, and Everyone You Meet) Want to Tell You How to Give Birth, But You Don't Have to Listen � Quizzes: Which $1500 Stroller is Different? "Comfort, solidarity, entertainment, and maybe even total life enlightenment."--Lauren Smith Brody, founder of The Fifth Trimester
Category: Art

New Moms Need New Swear Words

Author : J. D. Clean JD Clean Swears Coloring
ISBN : 1534871918
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Stress relieving coloring book full of HILARIOUS alternative swear words!! Trying not to curse in front of your children isn't easy! This awesome new coloring book gives alternative swear words for you to use that won't upset the kids!

Calm The F Ck Down

Author : Sasha O'Hara
ISBN : 1473642043
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Sometimes, after a long hard day, you just need to f*cking relax. To sit back and colour the things you can't say. Calm the F*ck Down is the perfect way to unwind and release your own beautiful smartass. Enjoy these irreverent yet beautiful adult colouring pages. Then sit back and sigh 'hell yeah' for a job well done. These single-sided colouring pages range from moderate to highly detailed in complexity. Images include abstract designs, animals and people, each with its own sassy quip like 'Home is Where the Vodka Is', 'Suck it Up, Buttercup', 'Carpe F*cking Diem', and other humorous, subversive sayings. CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE. NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN.

Nurse Life

Author : Papeterie Bleu Adult Coloring Books
ISBN : 1945888024
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Nurses, you truly are angels in disguise. In the most trying times and stressful circumstances, you are compassionate, kind, wise, and patient beyond measure. But let's be real. All that self-sacrifice must give you daydreams of hijacking some gurneys and pushing each other straight to Mexico for vacation. Well, put back the gurneys and pick up this Coloring Book for Grown-Ups instead! With each page you color, feel the exhaustion and stress melt away like so many ocean waves and margaritas.

Why Mommy Drinks

Author : Gill Sims
ISBN : 9780008267452
Genre : Fiction
File Size : 44.99 MB
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Why Mommy Drinks is the brilliant novel from Gill Sims, the author of the online sensation Peter and Jane.
Category: Fiction

How It Works The Husband

Author : Jason Hazeley
ISBN : 9781405925778
Genre : Humor
File Size : 60.74 MB
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From bestselling authors Jason Hazeley and Joel Morris - a nugget of wisdom in the phenomenal Ladybirds for Grown Ups series. This delightful book is the latest in the series of Ladybird books which have been specially planned to help grown-ups with the world about them. The large clear script, the careful choice of words, the frequent repetition and the thoughtful matching of text with pictures all enable grown-ups to think they have taught themselves to cope. Featuring original Ladybird artwork alongside brilliantly funny, brand new text. Also available: How it Works: The Husband How it Works: The Wife How it Works: The Mum The Ladybird Book of the Mid-Life Crisis The Ladybird Book of the Hangover The Ladybird Book of Mindfulness The Ladybird Book of the Shed The Ladybird Book of Dating The Ladybird Book of the Hipster
Category: Humor

The Sh T No One Tells You

Author : Dawn Dais
ISBN : 9781580054843
Genre : Family & Relationships
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A humorous guide for new mothers on caring for infants offers advice on the unpleasant aspects of parenting, including birthing without drugs, handling the volumes of waste babies create, and dealing with sleep deprivation.
Category: Family & Relationships

The Path To Serendipity

Author : Allyson Apsey
ISBN : 1946444715
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In this funny, genuine, and clever book, Allyson Apsey shares relatable stories and practical strategies for living a meaningful life regardless of the craziness happening around you. You'll discover that you really do have the power to choose the kind of life you live-every day.

Porn For New Moms

Author : Cambridge Women's Pornography Cooperative
ISBN : 081186216X
Genre : Family & Relationships
File Size : 48.84 MB
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Hot on the heels of last year's runaway success, "Porn for Women," comes this collection that tackles the fantasies of new mothers. Prepare to enter a dream world where men insist on changing diapers, get up for 3 a.m. feedings, and admire mom's sweatpants wardrobe. Illustrated.
Category: Family & Relationships