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Moms Night Out And Other Things I Miss

Author : Kerri Pomarolli
ISBN : 9781433684852
Genre : Religion
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As a Mom, couldn’t you use a good laugh? Inspired by the endearing, true-to-life movie MOMS’ NIGHT OUT, comedian Kerri Pomarolli has created this light, yet inspiring devotional that will definitely make you laugh, but will also help you discover that indeed you are not alone, and that God’s gracious provision of love and faithfulness is at work in your life and of your loved ones. Whether you’re running full-speed-ahead or disappointed that it’s Monday (again), you’ll find joy in these devotions where Kerri shares hilarious stories and insights on daily life. Messy homes, messy kids, lost pets, never ending casseroles, forgetful husbands, and the desire to just take a long bath... This world can be a funny place, and these stories are bound to prove it. Read a devotion to brighten your morning, or catch a few words to make you smile before bed. There’s never a bad time for a good laugh, and as a Mom, you need a Moms' Night Out and Other Things I Miss: Devotions To Help You Survive. The MOMS’ NIGHT OUT film features Sarah Drew (Grey’s Anatomy), Sean Astin (THE LORD OF THE RINGS), Patricia Heaton (Everybody Loves Raymond, The Middle), Alex Kendrick (COURAGEOUS), Robert Amaya (COURAGEOUS), Andrea Logan White (REVELATION ROAD), Kevin Downes (COURAGEOUS), and platinum-selling country recording artist Trace Adkins (THE LINCOLN LAWYER).
Category: Religion

Moms Night Out

Author : Tricia Goyer
ISBN : 9781433684838
Genre : Fiction
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Moms' Night Out is a novelization of the hilarious family comedy that celebrates real family life—where everything can go wrong and still turn out all right. All Allyson and her friends want is a peaceful, grown-up evening of dinner and conversation . . . a long-needed moms’ night out. But in order to enjoy high heels, adult conversation and food not served in a bag, they need their husbands to watch the kids for a few hours—what could go wrong? Chronicling one night out gone awry, three harried moms, their husbands, a sister-in-law with a misplaced baby, a tattoo parlor owner, a motorcycle gang, and a bewildered cabbie all learn to embrace the beautiful mess called parenting. This book spotlights the unfulfilled expectations and serial self-doubts many moms feel . . . then reassures us that the key is raising kids in a loving home. Mom’s Night Out is an endearing, true-to-life comedy. The MOMS’ NIGHT OUT film features Sarah Drew (Grey’s Anatomy), Sean Astin (THE LORD OF THE RINGS), Patricia Heaton (Everybody Loves Raymond, The Middle), Alex Kendrick (COURAGEOUS), Robert Amaya (COURAGEOUS), Andrea Logan White (REVELATION ROAD), Kevin Downes (COURAGEOUS), and platinum-selling country recording artist Trace Adkins (THE LINCOLN LAWYER).
Category: Fiction

Parentally Incorrect

Author : Shayna Ferm
ISBN : 9780757320569
Genre : Humor
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For over four years, Ferm and Tee have been performing to sold-out audiences across the country. The Pump and Dump Show is a fun and rowdy evening of comedy, singing, games, prizes, drinking, cursing and commiseration, with a clear and universal theme: Parenting is screwed up and hilarious, and we're all just doing the best we can. Motherhood is wonderful for many reasons, but moments of clarity are so often outweighed by public outbursts, poison control phone calls and poop (everywhere!) it's difficult to stop and realize that it's not always a direct reflection of our parenting skills. This gift book is a collection of segments from Ferm and Tee's popular show, including: The Most F**ked Up Thing Your Kid Has Done Recently cards. One of the most popular segments of the show, members of the audience write down crazy and memorable things their kids have done. It is hysterical, cathartic, and never disappoints. Sad Cake moments. Ever eaten cake that was just kind of sad? It's a situation, happenstance, or object that is a bit of a bummer, like getting in a fight on date night or getting puked on when there is no wine in the house. #SadCake Stump the Breeder trivia questions. So you think making a person makes you an expert on making a person? Test your knowledge by answering "extremely difficult" questions so you feel like you know what you're doing. Awesome MOMents. Games for moms to play when and if they ever get a night with friends, like: The Parentally Incorrect Drinking Game--If you've done it, you drink. If you haven't done it, you drink. Lies We Tell Ourselves Before We Have Kids. I'll still hang out after the kids go to bed. Yes you will. But not with your friends. With a glass of wine to help you forget the smell of spit up.
Category: Humor

Mom S Night Out

Author : Rachel Hamman
ISBN : 0979969700
Genre : Family & Relationships
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If you're a mom, chances are, you have had more than your fare share of trying days. There are the late-night feedings to contend with and sleepless days filled with squabbling siblings. There are basketfuls of laundry and mind-numbing homework assignments. Couple that with shuttling your kids to countless baseball games and a slew of kiddy parties and it all leaves you saying, “Where's the time for me?” Mom's Night Out answers that age-old question. It takes a look at how to carve out time for yourself to make sure that you land somewhere near the top of your own to-do list. You'll hear from moms who share funny stories about how their usually cherubic child had them laughing so hard that they cried, or crying so hard that they just had to laugh. In both instances, they knew that they deserved an adult “time-out.” Mom's Night Out unlocks the secret of how making time for yourself actually benefits both you and your entire family. It gives overworked and underappreciated moms a guilt-free excuse to go play!
Category: Family & Relationships

The Perfect Mother

Author : Aimee Molloy
ISBN : 9780062696816
Genre : Fiction
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THE INSTANT NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER AND MOST ANTICIPATED BOOK OF THE SUMMER—SOON TO BE A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE STARRING SCANDAL’S KERRY WASHINGTON An addictive psychological thriller about a group of women whose lives become unexpectedly connected when one of their newborns goes missing. A night out. A few hours of fun. That’s all it was meant to be. They call themselves the May Mothers—a group of new moms whose babies were born in the same month. Twice a week, they get together in Brooklyn’s Prospect Park for some much-needed adult time. When the women go out for drinks at the hip neighborhood bar, they want a fun break from their daily routine. But on this hot Fourth of July night, something goes terrifyingly wrong: one of the babies is taken from his crib. Winnie, a single mom, was reluctant to leave six-week-old Midas with a babysitter, but her fellow May Mothers insisted everything would be fine. Now he is missing. What follows is a heart-pounding race to find Midas, during which secrets are exposed, marriages are tested, and friendships are destroyed. Thirteen days. An unexpected twist. The Perfect Mother is a "true page turner." —B.A. Paris, author of Behind Closed Doors
Category: Fiction

Girls Only Moms Night Out

Author : Selena Kitt
ISBN : 9781609826116
Genre : Fiction
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From NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLING and AWARD WINNING AUTHOR SELENA KITT - OVER 2 MILLION BOOKS SOLD! Selena Kitt’s *Girls Only*—where the girls get naughty together, but it feels oh, so good! Jaime, a mother with newborn twins, feels overwhelmed until she finds the local Mommy and Me group. She and Caroline hit it off right away, both single mothers with young children. When the group organizes a dinner and karaoke night, Jaime and Caroline jump at the chance for a break, pooling their money for a babysitter. But Jaime doesn’t plan on how difficult—and physically painful—the night might be without her two nurslings and no breast pump in sight. Determined to stay out and have fun, Jaime enlists Caroline’s help, and together the two women not only save their night out, they discover one more delicious thing they have in common! If you like this book, try the other books in the GIRLS ONLY series: Pool Party Sybian Sorority Moms Night Out Pajama Party The Hairdresser Stay New Year's Resolution EXCERPT: “Sweetie? It’s me. Open up.” The lock slid over and the door swung open, revealing a dejected Jaime sitting fully clothed on the toilet, stuffing folded paper towels into her bra. Caroline’s heart melted. If only she hadn’t forgotten the damned pump! “I’m leaking like crazy. It’s killing me! They’re so tender!” Jaime wailed, pulling a wad of paper towel out. It was literally dripping with milk. “What am I going to do? I don’t want to have to go home.” “I know, hon, me neither.” Caroline cocked her head, frowning as she watched Jaime reach for toilet paper, wadding it up in her hand. Caroline stopped her. “Wait.” Jaime looked up, quizzical. “You got a better idea?” “I actually do.” Caroline took her friend’s hands, pulling her to her feet. Their eyes locked and Caroline felt a flutter of excitement and anxiety in her belly. “Do you trust me?” “Yeahhhh…” Jaime’s face told a different story, but she allowed Caroline to move around her, the women trading places, Caroline sitting and Jaime standing. “Okay, close your eyes,” Caroline instructed. “What?” “Trust me.” She was drunk, she knew it—and maybe, she decided, she could use that as an excuse later. She’d done a lot of things that seemed like a good idea at the time when she was drunk, things she had simply wanted to do but hadn’t the courage. This, she decided, was one of those situations where she might say she was remorseful later and blame it on the margaritas—but in her heart, she knew she wouldn’t really regret it for a minute. “Okay.” Jaime sighed, closing her eyes and shaking her blonde head as Caroline began to lift her friend’s shirt up over her belly. “What are you—?” “Shh!” Caroline chided, pulling Jaime’s shirt off and gently freeing her heavy breasts from her sports bra. “Keep them closed.” Jaime was nude from the waist up now, wearing just a black mini and heels, and she was shivering. Her nipples were hard and beads of milky-white fluid gathered at the tips, falling in fat droplets to the bathroom floor. Caroline took in the breathless sight of her briefly before cupping one of her friend’s breasts in her hands and beginning to suckle. “Caroline! No! Oh my god! No! What…?” Caroline didn’t let up, suckling hard, swallowing deeply. She hadn’t given any thought to how breast milk and margaritas were going to mix, but Jaime’s milk was sweet and went down like cream. Jaime’s hands went to Caroline’s hair, at first attempting to push her off, her thin, lithe body squirming against the side of the bathroom stall as if she could wiggle away. “Nooo!” Jaime wailed, but Caroline watched her friend’s face, seeing the immediate relief there. “Oh… oh… that’s… that’s so much better already!” Keywords: Lesbian romance, Steamy Romance, Virgin, Erotic Sex Stories, Barely Legal, First Time, Erotica
Category: Fiction

Teen Mom

Author : Tricia Goyer
ISBN : 9780310339069
Genre : Religion
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Everything changes the day you discover you're going to be a mom. It's not just yourself that you think about—you have a child to care for, too. While you wouldn't trade your child for the world, some days are just hard. Baby-daddy drama, dealing with your parents, and worries about school, work, and your future slam you. Your friends can't relate to your little family, and you wonder if God has turned His back on you, too. Tricia Goyer understands. A mom at age 17, Tricia remembers what it felt like to carry the weight of the world on your shoulders. She's also been the coordinator of a teen mom support group for over twelve years, and she's cheered on many young moms—from all walks of life—through their journey. In Teen Mom, Tricia pours out her heart and shares advice for the hard things you face. She also longs to provide encouragement, reminding you that you can be the mom your child deserves—not in your own strength, but in the strength God provides.
Category: Religion

Desperate

Author : Sarah Mae
ISBN : 9781400204670
Genre : Religion
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Desperate is for those who love their children to the depths of their souls but who have also curled up under their covers, fighting back tears, and begging God for help. It’s for those who have ever wondered what happened to all their ideals for what having children would be like. For those who have ever felt like all the “experts” have clearly never had a child like theirs. For those who have prayed for a mentor. For those who ever felt lost and alone in motherhood. In Desperate you will find the story of one young mother’s honest account of the desperate feelings experienced in motherhood and one experienced mentor’s realistic and gentle exhortations that were forged in the trenches of raising her own four children. Also in Desperate: QR codes and links at the end of each chapter that lead to videos with Sarah Mae and Sally talking about the chapter Practical steps to take during the desperate times Bible study and journal exercises in each chapter that will lead you to identify ways in which you can grow as a mom Mentoring advice for real-life situations Q & A section with Sally where she answers readers questions
Category: Religion

No More Perfect Moms

Author : Jill Savage
ISBN : 9780802484109
Genre : Religion
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If you have ever forgotten to pick up your kids, accidentally worn two different shoes to the grocery store, or lost your cool over a messy house, YOU ARE NOT ALONE! In No More Perfect Moms, Jill Savage says it how it is: All moms struggle. We fall short of our own standard of excellence, and then we feel insecure about not being the perfect wife with the perfect kids, perfect husband, perfect home, perfect friends, perfect marriage, and perfect body… Jill speaks to the root of the insecurities mothers feel and points to a better way. No More Perfect Moms will help a mom: Change her unrealistic expectations to realistic hopes Give grace and love to her husband and children even during struggles, and discover the beauty of grace when she stops judging herself and others Find freedom from disappointment when she embraces her real family, her real challenges, and her real, but imperfect, life With refreshing honesty, Jill exposes some of her own parental shortcomings and helps mothers everywhere shelve their desires for perfection and embrace God’s beautiful grace. When moms do this, they can learn to love their real but imperfect lives.
Category: Religion

Mars Needs Moms

Author : Berkeley Breathed
ISBN : 9781524740306
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
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Milo doesn't get it: What's the big deal about moms? They're just slave-driving broccoli bullies. Yet they are worshipped the world over! Perhaps even the galaxy over-because here come Martians and they're after one thing only: moms. Milo's mom in particular! That's quite a long way to come for a mom-could it be that Milo has been overlooking something special?
Category: Juvenile Fiction