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Moms Night Out And Other Things I Miss

Author : Kerri Pomarolli
ISBN : 9781433684852
Genre : Religion
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As a Mom, couldn’t you use a good laugh? Inspired by the endearing, true-to-life movie MOMS’ NIGHT OUT, comedian Kerri Pomarolli has created this light, yet inspiring devotional that will definitely make you laugh, but will also help you discover that indeed you are not alone, and that God’s gracious provision of love and faithfulness is at work in your life and of your loved ones. Whether you’re running full-speed-ahead or disappointed that it’s Monday (again), you’ll find joy in these devotions where Kerri shares hilarious stories and insights on daily life. Messy homes, messy kids, lost pets, never ending casseroles, forgetful husbands, and the desire to just take a long bath... This world can be a funny place, and these stories are bound to prove it. Read a devotion to brighten your morning, or catch a few words to make you smile before bed. There’s never a bad time for a good laugh, and as a Mom, you need a Moms' Night Out and Other Things I Miss: Devotions To Help You Survive. The MOMS’ NIGHT OUT film features Sarah Drew (Grey’s Anatomy), Sean Astin (THE LORD OF THE RINGS), Patricia Heaton (Everybody Loves Raymond, The Middle), Alex Kendrick (COURAGEOUS), Robert Amaya (COURAGEOUS), Andrea Logan White (REVELATION ROAD), Kevin Downes (COURAGEOUS), and platinum-selling country recording artist Trace Adkins (THE LINCOLN LAWYER).
Category: Religion

Parentally Incorrect

Author : Shayna Ferm
ISBN : 9780757320484
Genre : Humor
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For over four years, Ferm and Tee have been performing to sold-out audiences across the country. The Pump and Dump Show is a fun and rowdy evening of comedy, singing, games, prizes, drinking, cursing and commiseration, with a clear and universal theme: Parenting is screwed up and hilarious, and we're all just doing the best we can. Motherhood is wonderful for many reasons, but moments of clarity are so often outweighed by public outbursts, poison control phone calls and poop (everywhere!) it's difficult to stop and realize that it's not always a direct reflection of our parenting skills. This gift book is a collection of segments from Ferm and Tee's popular show, including: The Most F**ked Up Thing Your Kid Has Done Recently cards. One of the most popular segments of the show, members of the audience write down crazy and memorable things their kids have done. It is hysterical, cathartic, and never disappoints. Sad Cake moments. Ever eaten cake that was just kind of sad? It's a situation, happenstance, or object that is a bit of a bummer, like getting in a fight on date night or getting puked on when there is no wine in the house. #SadCake Stump the Breeder trivia questions. So you think making a person makes you an expert on making a person? Test your knowledge by answering "extremely difficult" questions so you feel like you know what you're doing. Awesome MOMents. Games for moms to play when and if they ever get a night with friends, like: The Parentally Incorrect Drinking Game--If you've done it, you drink. If you haven't done it, you drink. Lies We Tell Ourselves Before We Have Kids. I'll still hang out after the kids go to bed. Yes you will. But not with your friends. With a glass of wine to help you forget the smell of spit up.
Category: Humor

Moms Night Out

Author : Tricia Goyer
ISBN : 9781433684821
Genre : Fiction
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"All Allyson and her friends want is a peaceful, grown-up evening of dinner and conversation--a long-needed moms' night out. But in order to enjoy high heels, adult conversation, and food not served in a bag, they need their husbands to watch the kids for a few hours. What could go wrong?"--P. [4] of cover.
Category: Fiction

Girls Only Moms Night Out

Author : Selena Kitt
ISBN : 9781609826116
Genre : Fiction
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From NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLING and AWARD WINNING AUTHOR SELENA KITT - OVER 2 MILLION BOOKS SOLD! Selena Kitt’s *Girls Only*—where the girls get naughty together, but it feels oh, so good! Jaime, a mother with newborn twins, feels overwhelmed until she finds the local Mommy and Me group. She and Caroline hit it off right away, both single mothers with young children. When the group organizes a dinner and karaoke night, Jaime and Caroline jump at the chance for a break, pooling their money for a babysitter. But Jaime doesn’t plan on how difficult—and physically painful—the night might be without her two nurslings and no breast pump in sight. Determined to stay out and have fun, Jaime enlists Caroline’s help, and together the two women not only save their night out, they discover one more delicious thing they have in common! If you like this book, try the other books in the GIRLS ONLY series: Pool Party Sybian Sorority Moms Night Out Pajama Party The Hairdresser Stay New Year's Resolution EXCERPT: “Sweetie? It’s me. Open up.” The lock slid over and the door swung open, revealing a dejected Jaime sitting fully clothed on the toilet, stuffing folded paper towels into her bra. Caroline’s heart melted. If only she hadn’t forgotten the damned pump! “I’m leaking like crazy. It’s killing me! They’re so tender!” Jaime wailed, pulling a wad of paper towel out. It was literally dripping with milk. “What am I going to do? I don’t want to have to go home.” “I know, hon, me neither.” Caroline cocked her head, frowning as she watched Jaime reach for toilet paper, wadding it up in her hand. Caroline stopped her. “Wait.” Jaime looked up, quizzical. “You got a better idea?” “I actually do.” Caroline took her friend’s hands, pulling her to her feet. Their eyes locked and Caroline felt a flutter of excitement and anxiety in her belly. “Do you trust me?” “Yeahhhh…” Jaime’s face told a different story, but she allowed Caroline to move around her, the women trading places, Caroline sitting and Jaime standing. “Okay, close your eyes,” Caroline instructed. “What?” “Trust me.” She was drunk, she knew it—and maybe, she decided, she could use that as an excuse later. She’d done a lot of things that seemed like a good idea at the time when she was drunk, things she had simply wanted to do but hadn’t the courage. This, she decided, was one of those situations where she might say she was remorseful later and blame it on the margaritas—but in her heart, she knew she wouldn’t really regret it for a minute. “Okay.” Jaime sighed, closing her eyes and shaking her blonde head as Caroline began to lift her friend’s shirt up over her belly. “What are you—?” “Shh!” Caroline chided, pulling Jaime’s shirt off and gently freeing her heavy breasts from her sports bra. “Keep them closed.” Jaime was nude from the waist up now, wearing just a black mini and heels, and she was shivering. Her nipples were hard and beads of milky-white fluid gathered at the tips, falling in fat droplets to the bathroom floor. Caroline took in the breathless sight of her briefly before cupping one of her friend’s breasts in her hands and beginning to suckle. “Caroline! No! Oh my god! No! What…?” Caroline didn’t let up, suckling hard, swallowing deeply. She hadn’t given any thought to how breast milk and margaritas were going to mix, but Jaime’s milk was sweet and went down like cream. Jaime’s hands went to Caroline’s hair, at first attempting to push her off, her thin, lithe body squirming against the side of the bathroom stall as if she could wiggle away. “Nooo!” Jaime wailed, but Caroline watched her friend’s face, seeing the immediate relief there. “Oh… oh… that’s… that’s so much better already!” Keywords: Lesbian romance, Steamy Romance, Virgin, Erotic Sex Stories, Barely Legal, First Time, Erotica
Category: Fiction

Moms Night Out

Author : Tricia Goyer
ISBN : 9781433684838
Genre : Fiction
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Moms' Night Out is a novelization of the hilarious family comedy that celebrates real family life—where everything can go wrong and still turn out all right. All Allyson and her friends want is a peaceful, grown-up evening of dinner and conversation . . . a long-needed moms’ night out. But in order to enjoy high heels, adult conversation and food not served in a bag, they need their husbands to watch the kids for a few hours—what could go wrong? Chronicling one night out gone awry, three harried moms, their husbands, a sister-in-law with a misplaced baby, a tattoo parlor owner, a motorcycle gang, and a bewildered cabbie all learn to embrace the beautiful mess called parenting. This book spotlights the unfulfilled expectations and serial self-doubts many moms feel . . . then reassures us that the key is raising kids in a loving home. Mom’s Night Out is an endearing, true-to-life comedy. The MOMS’ NIGHT OUT film features Sarah Drew (Grey’s Anatomy), Sean Astin (THE LORD OF THE RINGS), Patricia Heaton (Everybody Loves Raymond, The Middle), Alex Kendrick (COURAGEOUS), Robert Amaya (COURAGEOUS), Andrea Logan White (REVELATION ROAD), Kevin Downes (COURAGEOUS), and platinum-selling country recording artist Trace Adkins (THE LINCOLN LAWYER).
Category: Fiction

Moms Night Out And Other Things I Miss

Author : Kerri Pomarolli
ISBN : 9781433684852
Genre : Religion
File Size : 48.57 MB
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As a Mom, couldn’t you use a good laugh? Inspired by the endearing, true-to-life movie MOMS’ NIGHT OUT, comedian Kerri Pomarolli has created this light, yet inspiring devotional that will definitely make you laugh, but will also help you discover that indeed you are not alone, and that God’s gracious provision of love and faithfulness is at work in your life and of your loved ones. Whether you’re running full-speed-ahead or disappointed that it’s Monday (again), you’ll find joy in these devotions where Kerri shares hilarious stories and insights on daily life. Messy homes, messy kids, lost pets, never ending casseroles, forgetful husbands, and the desire to just take a long bath... This world can be a funny place, and these stories are bound to prove it. Read a devotion to brighten your morning, or catch a few words to make you smile before bed. There’s never a bad time for a good laugh, and as a Mom, you need a Moms' Night Out and Other Things I Miss: Devotions To Help You Survive. The MOMS’ NIGHT OUT film features Sarah Drew (Grey’s Anatomy), Sean Astin (THE LORD OF THE RINGS), Patricia Heaton (Everybody Loves Raymond, The Middle), Alex Kendrick (COURAGEOUS), Robert Amaya (COURAGEOUS), Andrea Logan White (REVELATION ROAD), Kevin Downes (COURAGEOUS), and platinum-selling country recording artist Trace Adkins (THE LINCOLN LAWYER).
Category: Religion

Mom S Night Out

Author : Rachel Hamman
ISBN : 0979969700
Genre : Family & Relationships
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If you're a mom, chances are, you have had more than your fare share of trying days. There are the late-night feedings to contend with and sleepless days filled with squabbling siblings. There are basketfuls of laundry and mind-numbing homework assignments. Couple that with shuttling your kids to countless baseball games and a slew of kiddy parties and it all leaves you saying, “Where's the time for me?” Mom's Night Out answers that age-old question. It takes a look at how to carve out time for yourself to make sure that you land somewhere near the top of your own to-do list. You'll hear from moms who share funny stories about how their usually cherubic child had them laughing so hard that they cried, or crying so hard that they just had to laugh. In both instances, they knew that they deserved an adult “time-out.” Mom's Night Out unlocks the secret of how making time for yourself actually benefits both you and your entire family. It gives overworked and underappreciated moms a guilt-free excuse to go play!
Category: Family & Relationships

Moms Night Out

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All Allyson and her friends want is a peaceful, grown up evening of dinner and conversation.
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Moms Night Out Dvd

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All Allyson and her friends want is a peaceful, grown-up evening of dinner and conversation, a long-needed moms' night out. But in order to enjoy high heels, adult conversation, and food not served in a paper bag, they need their husbands to watch the kids for three hours - what could go wrong? [PG].
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Completely Pro Life

Author : Ronald J. Sider
ISBN : 9781608999569
Genre : Religion
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The Sanctity of Human Life is Under Attack. Unborn Children Are Destroyed. The Poor Go Hungry. Families Are Broken Up. We Are All Endangered By Nuclear War. To be completely pro-life means to defend human life wherever it is threatened. Ron Sider provides a consistent vision of what it means to be pro-life. He cuts through party lines by holding fast to Scripture wherever it leads. The result is a refreshing and truly biblical stance on many current and vitally important issues. With the help of the staff of Evangelicals for Social Action, Sider gives us concrete steps to help change our world.
Category: Religion