IF YOU GIVE A MOMMY A GLASS OF WINE

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If You Give A Mommy A Glass Of Wine

Author : Renee Charytan
ISBN : 1532828764
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Being a mother is hard work, and all mothers deserve a good laugh. If You Give a Mommy a Glass of Wine is a modern mother-honoring parody of a classic children's book.
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If You Give A Mom A Martini

Author : Lyss Stern
ISBN : 9780307453716
Genre : Family & Relationships
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The authors have compiled 100 imaginative ways they and their friends--including such celebrities as Kelly Ripa and Jill Hennessy--spend their time when they have 10 luscious minutes to themselves.
Category: Family & Relationships

Go The F K To Sleep

Author : Adam Mansbach
ISBN : 9781453224748
Genre : Humor
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A laugh-out-loud, adults-only bedtime story for parents familiar with the age-old struggle of putting their kids to bed “Hell no, you can’t go to the bathroom. You know where you can go? The f**k to sleep.” Go the Fuck to Sleep is a book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, it captures the familiar—and unspoken—tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. Read by a host of celebrities, from Samuel L. Jackson to Jennifer Garner, this subversively funny bestselling storybook will not actually put your kids to sleep, but it will leave you laughing so hard you won’t care.
Category: Humor

Must Have Wine

Author : Katrina W. Epp
ISBN : 0615716792
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Must. Have. Wine. It's a modern moms' mantra, no matter what type of day we're having; when we've come to the end of our rope, had the best day ever, or simply just want to unwind. Along with that glass of wine, we often find comfort in knowing other moms are going through the same things we are. Must. Have. Wine. A Toast to Motherhood, is a collection of relatable stories by everyday moms assuring that none of us are perfect and we're all in this crazy race together. If you're looking for a reason to pour that glass of wine tonight, we've got 81 reasons you should! Always feeling guilty about something you did or didn't do? "Guilt Will Always Be There, Let Love Triumph" is the story for you! See Reason #4 Tired of your hubby putting the moves on you when all you need is another hour of sleep? Been there! You must read "Midnight Lovin'!" See Reason #58 Is the constant wailing from your colicky baby enough to make you want to lock yourself in the closet and bawl your eyes out? Read another mother's colic survival story in "This Too Shall Pass." See Reason #37 Think you're the only mom who can't brave the McDonald's playland slide to save your toddler? You'll laugh out loud when you read "I'm Not Lovin' It!" See Reason #15 With savvy wit and a healthy dose of reality, Must.Have.Wine. A Toast to Motherhood. takes you on the emotional journey we all experience as mothers, while gracefully offering advice and an aura of camaraderie. Each chapter offers stories that complement the ups and downs of this wondrous and challenging role we're all living: Chapter 1 inspires-Let go of your mommy guilt and embrace your imperfections! Chapter 2 amuses-Laugh out loud as you are reminded of the funnies from your own zany life with young children. Chapter 3 encourages-In your darkest of days it's comforting to know you will survive. Chapter 4 delights-Giggle at the fun and often cute moments of motherhood. Chapter 5 relieves-For those stressful and frustrating times...know that you're not alone. Chapter 6 indulges-Sweet tales remind us why we're blessed to be moms. Whether you're headed to a baby shower, looking for a holiday gift, or buying for a friend's birthday-Must.Have.Wine. makes the perfect gift for any mommy in your life: your sister, your best friend, or even...yourself. Together, let's raise our glasses to toast the laughter, the tears, and this zaniness we call motherhood.
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Mommy Mixology

Author : Janet Frongillo
ISBN : 9781612430867
Genre : Cooking
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Where The Wild Mums Are

Author : Katie Blackburn
ISBN : 9780571321520
Genre : Fiction
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The day Mum didn't get dressed and went on strike, Dad called her 'a Wild Thing' and Mum said 'Cook your own dinner' and stomped off upstairs to have a bath . . . In this hilarious, touching homage to Maurice Sendak's Where the Wild Things Are, a worn-out mum finds herself floating across time and space to the place where the Wild Mums are. Dazzled by her party tricks, they crown her Queen of the Wild Mums and try to entice her to join their conga . . . But Mum has just remembered who she loves best of all . . . Lovingly illustrated by the award-winning Sholto Walker, this little book is the perfect gift for baby showers, new mums - or any mum who's ever wanted to go on strike.
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Pour Me Some Wine

Author : Trina Epp
ISBN : 9780990942498
Genre : Self-Help
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Pour Me Some Whine/Wine will be the first wine pairing book for moms. Each of the 80 stories has a “reason” for moms to pour that glass tonight. The stories are arranged by 6 emotions in motherhood, and each story also has a witty wine pairing that contains a metaphor or something quirky to tie into the story itself. It is an uplifting book that cheerleads and supports moms.
Category: Self-Help

Nobody Likes A Cockblock

Author : R. Swanson
ISBN : 0692636757
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Nobody Likes A Cockblock is a full color paperback children's book for adults about woodland creature moms and dads just trying to get their swerve on. It's 32-pages of inappropriate prose that will leave you laughing about your sad life. It's perfect for birthday parties, baby showers, baptisms, and of course, wedding presents.
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Expecting Better

Author : Emily Oster
ISBN : 9780143125709
Genre : Business & Economics
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An award-winning social scientist uses economic tools to challenges popular misconceptions about pregnancy to counsel women on how to navigate contradictory and extreme abstinence-style advice to promote empowerment, reduce risks and enable practical choices.
Category: Business & Economics

Sippy Cups Are Not For Chardonnay

Author : Stefanie Wilder-Taylor
ISBN : 1416940839
Genre : Family & Relationships
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The moment the second line on the pee stick turns pink, women discover they've entered a world of parenting experts. Friends, family, colleagues, the UPS delivery guy -- suddenly everybody is a trove of advice, much of it contradictory and confusing. With dire warnings of what will happen if baby is fed on demand and even direr warnings of what will happen if he isn't, not to mention hordes of militant "lactivists," cosleeping advocates, and books on what to worry about next, modern parenthood can seem like a minefield. In busy Mom-friendly short essays, Sippy Cups Are Not for Chardonnay delivers the empathetic straight dirt on parenting, tackling everything from Mommy & Me classes ("Your baby doesn't need to be making friends at three months old -- you do! But not with people you'll meet at Mommy & Me") to attachment parenting ("If you're holding your baby 24/7, that's not a baby, that's a tumor"). Stefanie Wilder-Taylor combines practical tips with sidesplitting humor and refreshing honesty, assuring women that they can be good mothers and responsibly make their own choices. A witty and welcome antidote to trendy parenting texts and scarifying case studies, Sippy Cups Are Not for Chardonnay provides genuine support, encouragement, and indispensable common-sense advice.
Category: Family & Relationships