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Flying Blue Tacos

Author : Hector G. Gonzalez
ISBN : 0991333543
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Flying Blue Tacos is a hilarious collection of insightful observations made by the main character, Hector Gonzalez, regarding his Mexican-American culture. Hector is a college student who is interested in entering an art contest at the university in order to try and win the thousand dollars first place prize. He is torn between entering a "typical" Mexican-American painting (skulls, farm workers, La Virgen de Guadalupe, pachucos, etc.), and a more universal, abstract painting. As he contemplates which of the two paintings to enter, he weighs in on many topics familiar to most Mexican-Americans, such as: Tired of Hearing "Sí Se Puede" all of the Time - Its been used in everything from immigration rallies to high school pep-rallies to my aunt yelling enthusiastically at her 2-year-old son ~ Sí se puede! ~ Sí se puede!... as he sat on the toilet trying to take a crap after being constipated for a couple of days. Trick-or-Treating in the Rich White Neighborhoods - Once in a while, someone would screw up and answer, "Sí, it's yo--Yenifer." But for the most part, they had no idea they were handing out candy to Hectors, Pablos, Marias, and Yenifers and not to Billys, Toms, Pattys and Jennifers. Defining the Term "Chicano" - ...if someone thinks he's a Chicano, then he's a Chicano. Besides, there's no Chicano Kennel Club sending out Certificates of Authenticity or pedigree papers showing someone is a purebred Chicano. Mexican's Favorite Type of Therapy - Denial Therapy is the preferred method of therapy for Mexicans. It's much better than Cognitive Behavioral Therapy or Psychoanalysis Therapy because it doesn't require seeing anyone with an advanced degree, there isn't a co-payment to make at the end of a session, the hours are flexible, and it's free. Denial Therapy may not fix the issue at hand, but it makes it bearable for at least one more day. Flying Blue Tacos will keep the readers laughing throughout the book. As the cover states: It's a Stand-Up Routine in Literary Form.
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Tales From The Wild Blue Yonder Taking Mexico Flying

Author : John Quinn Olson
ISBN : 9780982070345
Genre : Fiction
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Welcome to the adventures and misadventures from a quarter century of hang gliding and travel. Huck yourself off cliffs, soar into the Wild Blue, and land where no human has landed before, all from the comfort and safety of your easy chair. Visit exotic lands and foreign skies, experience the thrill of foot-launched human flight and never even risk your neck. Come along with a wild cast of characters, who fly like their lives depend upon it. Realize mankind's most ancient dream, FLY WITH THE BIRDS!
Category: Fiction

Taco Fatso

Author : Joe Famularo
ISBN : 9781466949263
Genre : Juvenile Nonfiction
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This is a story about Chiara, a little girl, and her dog, Taco, half terrier/half Chihuahua, adopted in Key West, Florida. After moving up North, they planned to return and vacation in Florida. The airline will not let Taco fly because he is overweight twenty-seven instead of twenty pounds or under. Chiara takes action, shows determination, and loves her dog.
Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

Stef Soto Taco Queen

Author : Jennifer Torres
ISBN : 9780316306874
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
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A heartwarming and charming debut novel about family, friends, and finding your voice all wrapped up in a warm tortilla. Estefania "Stef" Soto is itching to shake off the onion-and-cilantro embrace of Tia Perla, her family's taco truck. She wants nothing more than for Papi to get a normal job and for Tia Perla to be a distant memory. Then maybe everyone at school will stop seeing her as the Taco Queen. But when her family's livelihood is threatened, and it looks like her wish will finally come true, Stef surprises everyone (including herself) by becoming the truck's unlikely champion. In this fun and heartfelt novel, Stef will discover what matters most and ultimately embrace an identity that even includes old Tia Perla.
Category: Juvenile Fiction

Ta Tria Mikra Lykakia

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ISBN : 9602402393
Genre : Children's stories, Greek (Modern)
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An altered retelling of the traditional tale about the conflict between pig and wolf--with a surprise ending.
Category: Children's stories, Greek (Modern)

The Belly Off Diet

Author : Jeff Csatari
ISBN : 9781605295084
Genre : Health & Fitness
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Men's Health has found the secret to weight-loss. It's not some new exercise contraption or magic pill or trendy fad diet. The secret to quick and permanent weight loss comes from real people just like you, who have lost 25, 50, 100, and even 150 pounds! Now, the six weight-loss strategies that more than 300,000 men and women in the Belly Off! Club have used to get back in shape have been compiled in this ground-breaking book! When Men's Health launched the Belly Off! Club in 2001, it quickly grew into the most popular destination on the magazine's web site. Then the concept migrated to Women's Health magazine, and more than 300,000 men and women have lost nearly 2 million pounds! In just days, you can be on your way to a flat belly and a leaner, stronger, healthier body. In The Belly Off! Diet, you'll discover: A proven 7-day quick-start that guarantees you will see results within just days A no-gym fitness plan starting that starts with a fat-frying bodyweight-only workout and then progresses to a more advanced a muscle-building dumbbell workout A month's worth of shopping lists and recipes for tasty meals that will take the guesswork out of eating to lose weight A comprehensive maintenance plan to help you stay on track once you've reached your weight-loss goals With success stories from Belly-Off Club members and hundreds of quick tips for supercharging meals and workouts throughout, The Belly Off! Diet gives you the tools and the motivation to take YOUR belly off and keep it off--or life!
Category: Health & Fitness

Milwaukee Magazine

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ISBN : WISC:89081202939
Genre : Milwaukee (Wis.)
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Category: Milwaukee (Wis.)

Flying

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ISBN : UOM:39015048315199
Genre : Aeronautics
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Category: Aeronautics

The Bulletin

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ISBN : UCSD:31822017509910
Genre : Sydney (N.S.W.)
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Category: Sydney (N.S.W.)