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Don T Fart When You Snuggle

Author : Frank the Dog
ISBN : 9781452146324
Genre : Humor
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Meet Frank. His goal in life is to make humans smile. And that's exactly what he and his wisecracking pals do in this guide to living the good life—of a dog! From the creator of the popular greeting card line From Frank™, this playful ebook offers advice for dogs, by dogs, that's sure to brighten any human's day. Photographs accompany unfiltered insights into the weird and wonderful relationship that pets share with their loved ones. Anyone who follows Frank's advice is in for some extra belly rubs, guaranteed.
Category: Humor

The Day My Butt Went Psycho Tv Tie In

Author : Andy Griffiths
ISBN : 9781743517642
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
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Read the delightfully silly series that inspired the television animation. Zack Freeman is ready to tell his story ... The story of a boy and his crazy, runaway bum. It's the story of a crack bum-fighting unit called the B-team, a legendary Bum Hunter and his formidable daughter, and some of the biggest, ugliest and meanest bums ever to roam the face of the Earth. A story of courage and endurance that takes Zack on a journey across the Great Windy Desert, through the Brown Forest and over the Sea of Bums before descending into the heart of an explosive bumcano to confront the biggest, ugliest and meanest bum of them all ...
Category: Juvenile Fiction

The Glass Castle

Author : Jeannette Walls
ISBN : 9781439156964
Genre : Biography & Autobiography
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The child of an alcoholic father and an eccentric artist mother discusses her family's nomadic upbringing, during which she and her siblings fended for themselves while their parents outmaneuvered bill collectors and the authorities.
Category: Biography & Autobiography

Poo Bum

Author : Stephanie Blake
ISBN : 1877467960
Genre : Humorous stories
File Size : 57.11 MB
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The little rabbit is loved by his family, even though whenever they ask him a question, he answers very rudely. In the morning his mother would say, "Time to get up, my little rabbit!" He'd reply: "Poo bum!" At lunchtime his father would say, "Eat your spinach, my little rabbit!" He'd reply: "Poo bum!" One day, he meets a hungry wolf. Will the little rabbit learn his lesson once and for all?
Category: Humorous stories

99 Stormtroopers Join The Empire

Author : Greg Stones
ISBN : 9781452166988
Genre : Humor
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Ninety-nine Stormtroopers join the Empire, and then their troubles begin. One takes a lunch break in the carbon freezing chamber. Two underestimate a princess. One picks the wrong time to ask for a promotion. Another fails to show Jabba the proper respect. And one interrupts Lord Vader's private time, failing him for the last time. A lifelong Star Wars fan, Greg Stones brings a playful wit and sympathy for the plight of the troops as they meet their amusing ends, filling each colorfully painted scenario with fun Star Wars details and appearances by Han, Luke, Chewie, K-2SO, and many other characters. As the trooper count ticks down, how will the last one fare as he receives a very special assignment (on the Death Star)?
Category: Humor


Author : Kate Smith
ISBN : 1845337042
Genre : Crafts & Hobbies
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Category: Crafts & Hobbies

Harvey The Boy Who Couldn T Fart

Author : Matthew Johnstone
ISBN : 1922179191
Genre : Children's stories
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Everyone can fart. Everyone except Harvey. No matter how hard Harvey tries, he can t manage even a squeak.
Category: Children's stories

All My Friends Are Dead

Author : Avery Monsen
ISBN : 9781452135380
Genre : Humor
File Size : 74.74 MB
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If you're a dinosaur, all of your friends are dead. If you're a pirate, all of your friends have scurvy. If you're a tree, all of your friends are end tables. Each page of this laugh-out-loud illustrated humor book showcases the downside of being everything from a clown to a cassette tape to a zombie. Cute and dark all at once, this hilarious children's book for adults teaches valuable lessons about life while exploring each cartoon character's unique grievance and wide-eyed predicament. From the sock whose only friends have gone missing to the houseplant whose friends are being slowly killed by irresponsible plant owners (like you), All My Friends Are Dead presents a delightful primer for laughing at the inevitable.
Category: Humor

A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To School

Author : Davide Cali
ISBN : 9781452140742
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
File Size : 21.93 MB
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First, some giant ants steal breakfast. Then there are the evil ninjas, massive ape, mysterious mole people, giant blob, and countless other daunting (and astonishing) detours along the way to school. Are these excuses really why this student is late? Or is there another explanation that is even more outrageous than the rest? From Davide Cali and Benjamin Chaud, the critically acclaimed author/illustrator team behind I Didn't Do My Homework Because . . . comes a fast-paced, actionpacked, laugh-out-loud story about finding the way to school despite the odds—and the unbelievable oddness! Plus, this is the fixed format version, which will look almost identical to the print version. Additionally for devices that support audio, this ebook includes a read-along setting.
Category: Juvenile Fiction

The Negligents

Author : Kate Smith
ISBN : 190885359X
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