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Don T Fart When You Snuggle

Author : Frank the Dog
ISBN : 9781452146324
Genre : Humor
File Size : 67.59 MB
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Meet Frank. His goal in life is to make humans smile. And that's exactly what he and his wisecracking pals do in this guide to living the good life—of a dog! From the creator of the popular greeting card line From Frank™, this playful ebook offers advice for dogs, by dogs, that's sure to brighten any human's day. Photographs accompany unfiltered insights into the weird and wonderful relationship that pets share with their loved ones. Anyone who follows Frank's advice is in for some extra belly rubs, guaranteed.
Category: Humor

Fart Dictionary

Author : Scott Sorensen
ISBN : 9780762491766
Genre : Humor
File Size : 42.51 MB
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The one and only Fart Dictionary is a hilarious, illustrated collection of fart definitions for every occasion, covering a wide range of topics. Whether it's politics, poetry, karaoke, Mardi Gras, Food Network, Jane Austen, love, war, ghosts, family, sports, fashion, Shakespeare, or vegetables, there's a fart in this book for everyone. Examples include "apple fart: a fart that keeps the doctor away," "boomerang fart: a fart which has somehow returned to haunt you," and many, many more. So, readers, the next time you fart, or bear witness to one, take note of your surroundings, purpose, or social inconvenience. Label it, as in this unique volume. Featuring whimsical artwork and all wrapped up in a classy little package, Fart Dictionary is a perfect gag gift and certain to be a hit with anyone who has ever laughed at the sound of breaking wind.
Category: Humor

The Glass Castle

Author : Jeannette Walls
ISBN : 9781439156964
Genre : Biography & Autobiography
File Size : 46.14 MB
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The child of an alcoholic father and an eccentric artist mother discusses her family's nomadic upbringing, during which she and her siblings fended for themselves while their parents outmaneuvered bill collectors and the authorities.
Category: Biography & Autobiography

Makery

Author : Kate Smith
ISBN : 1845337042
Genre : Crafts & Hobbies
File Size : 32.45 MB
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Category: Crafts & Hobbies

Poo Bum

Author : Stephanie Blake
ISBN : 1877467960
Genre : Humorous stories
File Size : 44.3 MB
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The little rabbit is loved by his family, even though whenever they ask him a question, he answers very rudely. In the morning his mother would say, "Time to get up, my little rabbit!" He'd reply: "Poo bum!" At lunchtime his father would say, "Eat your spinach, my little rabbit!" He'd reply: "Poo bum!" One day, he meets a hungry wolf. Will the little rabbit learn his lesson once and for all?
Category: Humorous stories

Freak The Mighty

Author : Rodman Philbrick
ISBN : 9781409591054
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
File Size : 54.17 MB
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Max is used to being called Stupid. And he is used to everyone being scared of him. On account of his size and looking like his dad. Kevin is used to being called Dwarf. On account of his size and being some cripple kid. But greatness comes in all sizes, and together Max and Kevin become Freak The Mighty and walk high above the world. An inspiring, heartbreaking, multi-award winning international bestseller.
Category: Juvenile Fiction

Why Men Don T Listen And Women Can T Read Maps

Author : Allan Pease
ISBN : 9780767918176
Genre : Family & Relationships
File Size : 89.75 MB
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Have you ever wished your partner came with an instruction booklet? This international bestseller is the answer to all the things you've ever wondered about the opposite sex. For their controversial new book on the differences between the way men and women think and communicate, Barbara and Allan Pease spent three years traveling around the world, collecting the dramatic findings of new research on the brain, investigating evolutionary biology, analyzing psychologists, studying social changes, and annoying the locals. The result is a sometimes shocking, always illuminating, and frequently hilarious look at where the battle line is drawn between the sexes, why it was drawn, and how to cross it. Read this book and understand--at last!--why men never listen, why women can't read maps, and why learning each other's secrets means you'll never have to say sorry again. From the Trade Paperback edition.
Category: Family & Relationships

The Day My Butt Went Psycho Tv Tie In

Author : Andy Griffiths
ISBN : 9781743517642
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
File Size : 60.25 MB
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Read the delightfully silly series that inspired the television animation. Zack Freeman is ready to tell his story ... The story of a boy and his crazy, runaway bum. It's the story of a crack bum-fighting unit called the B-team, a legendary Bum Hunter and his formidable daughter, and some of the biggest, ugliest and meanest bums ever to roam the face of the Earth. A story of courage and endurance that takes Zack on a journey across the Great Windy Desert, through the Brown Forest and over the Sea of Bums before descending into the heart of an explosive bumcano to confront the biggest, ugliest and meanest bum of them all ...
Category: Juvenile Fiction

Maniac Magee

Author : Jerry Spinelli
ISBN : 9780316333504
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
File Size : 28.12 MB
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Jeffrey Lionel "Maniac" Magee might have lived a normal life if a freak accident hadn't made him an orphan. After living with his unhappy and uptight aunt and uncle for eight years, he decides to run--and not just run away, but run. This is where the myth of Maniac Magee begins, as he changes the lives of a racially divided small town with his amazing and legendary feats.
Category: Juvenile Fiction

My Favorite Things Flash Cards

Author : LORENA SIMINOVICH
ISBN : 0811867994
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
File Size : 36.30 MB
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Explore the alphabet with these lovely flash cards by artist Lorena Siminovich, creator of the delightful Petit Collage line.From apples, birds, and castles to horses, kites, and swings, this colorful collection celebrates a child's favorite things. Printed on thick sturdy board, these cards are perfect for small hands to hold and for decorating a child's room.
Category: Juvenile Fiction