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Live Right And Find Happiness Although Beer Is Much Faster

Author : Dave Barry
ISBN : 9780425280140
Genre : American wit and humor
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During the course of living (mumble, mumble) years, American humourist Dave Barry has learned much of wisdom,* (*actual wisdom not guaranteed) and he is eager to pass it on to the next generation, the generation after that and to those idiots who make driving to the grocery store in Florida a death-defying experience. By the end of this book, if you do not feel wiser, richer in knowledge, more attuned to the universe... We wouldn't be at all surprised. But you'll have had a lot to laugh about!
Category: American wit and humor

Dave Barry S Stay Fit And Healthy Until You Re Dead

Author : Dave Barry
ISBN : 0878575707
Genre : Humor
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Dave Barry tackles the fitness industry in this classic spoof of health and diet books everywhere.AUTHORBIO: DAVE BARRY is a Pulitzer Prize-winning Miami Herald journalist whose articles appear in hundreds of newspapers each week. He is the author of more than 20 books and lives in Miami, Florida.
Category: Humor

Plane Of Thought

Author : Dave Barry
ISBN : 153988659X
Genre :
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A humorous,erotic,hard sci-fi novel. 5 stories spanning 173 years in the life of a town. Along the way,learn how we evolved from the BigBang,have a laugh and discover your own plane ofthought. There's plenty of wacky humour in the text andquotes on each page so you're never far from alaugh. There are explicit descriptions of sexual acts andadult language but the main thrust is science andpersonal relationships. There are lessons on cosmology in the town'suniversity which will amaze you. There are personal relationships that will get youthinking. This book could actually happen and it explainshow. It's the ideal companion whose last chapter hasthe author describing the writing of the book to youand explains how he wants it to be different fromanything else you've ever read. It certainly is.Should this book fail to make youexamine your own plane of thought....nothing will.
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The Worst Night Ever

Author : Dave Barry
ISBN : 9781484785980
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
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Last year, Wyatt Palmer was the hero of middle school, having foiled a plot against the president of the United States. But now he and his friends are in Coral Cove High School—home of the Fighting Conchs—and Wyatt is no longer a hero: He's just another undersized freshman, hoping to fit in, or at least not be unpopular. Things start to go wrong when Matt Diaz, who is Wyatt's best friend but also unfortunately an idiot, decides to bring his pet ferret, Frank, to school. Through an unfortunate series of events Frank ends up in the hands of the Bevin brothers, who are the most popular boys at Coral Cove High, but are also, as Matt soon discovers, the nastiest. When Wyatt and Matt try to get Frank back, they concoct a plan to attend a party for the cool clique at the Bevin's waterfront mansion and stumble onto the Bevin family's dark and deadly secret. That's when Wyatt learns that some things are worse than being unpopular in high school. MUCH worse.
Category: Juvenile Fiction

Best State Ever

Author : Dave Barry
ISBN : 9781101982624
Genre : Humor
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A brilliantly funny exploration of the Sunshine State from the man who knows it best: Pulitzer Prize winner and New York Times–bestselling author Dave Barry. We never know what will happen next in Florida. We know only that, any minute now, something will. Every few months, Dave Barry gets a call from some media person wanting to know, “What the hell is wrong with Florida?” Somehow, the state’s acquired an image as a subtropical festival of stupid, and as a loyal Floridian, Dave begs to differ. Sure, there was the 2000 election. And people seem to take their pants off for no good reason. And it has flying insects the size of LeBron James. But it is a great state, and Dave is going to tell you why. Join him as he celebrates Florida from Key West at the bottom to whatever it is that’s at the top, from the Sunshine State’s earliest history to the fun-fair of weirdness that it is today. It’s the most hilarious book yet from “the funniest damn writer in the whole country” (Carl Hiaasen, and he should know). By the end, you’ll have to admit that whatever else you might think about Florida—you can never say it’s boring. From the Hardcover edition.
Category: Humor

Keep Calm And Drink Up

Author : Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN : 9781449409401
Genre : Humor
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"In victory, you deserve champagne; in defeat, you need it," stated Napoleon Bonaparte. Inspired by the iconic World War II poster "Keep Calm and Carry On," Keep Calm and Drink Up is a gentle riff on the classic British war campaign. The original slogan inspired a stiff upper lip and optimistic energy, but Keep Calm and Drink Up proves that in the long run, it's a stiff drink and flowing spirits that really motivate the masses. Keep Calm and Drink Up features more than 100 proverbs and mantras from the likes of James Joyce, Ernest Hemingway, Rumi, Dave Barry, and Garrison Keillor, including: * "There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne." --Bette Davis * "I know the truth is in between the first and fortieth drink." --Tori Amos * "Twenty-four hours in a day, twenty-four beers in a case. Coincidence?" --Stephen Wright * "Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat." --Alex Levine
Category: Humor

The Totally Unscientific Study Of The Search For Human Happiness

Author : Paula Poundstone
ISBN : 9781616207199
Genre : Humor
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“A remarkable journey. I laughed. I cried. I got another cat.” —Lily Tomlin “Paula Poundstone is the funniest human being I have ever known.” —Peter Sagal, host of Wait Wait . . . Don’t Tell Me! and author of The Book of Vice “Is there a secret to happiness?” asks comedian Paula Poundstone. "I don’t know how or why anyone would keep it a secret. It seems rather cruel, really . . . Where could it be? Is it deceptively simple? Does it melt at a certain temperature? Can you buy it? Must you suffer for it before or after?” In her wildly and wisely observed book, the comedy legend takes on that most inalienable of rights—the pursuit of happiness. Offering herself up as a human guinea pig in a series of thoroughly unscientific experiments, Poundstone tries out a different get-happy hypothesis in each chapter of her data-driven search. She gets in shape with taekwondo. She drives fast behind the wheel of a Lamborghini. She communes with nature while camping with her daughter, and commits to getting her house organized (twice!). Swing dancing? Meditation? Volunteering? Does any of it bring her happiness? You may be laughing too hard to care. The Totally Unscientific Study of the Search for Human Happiness is both a story of jumping into new experiences with both feet and a surprisingly poignant tale of a single working mother of three children (not to mention dozens of cats, a dog, a bearded dragon lizard, a lop-eared bunny, and one ant left from her ant farm) who is just trying to keep smiling while living a busy life. The queen of the skepticism-fueled rant, Paula Poundstone stands alone in her talent for bursting bubbles and slaying sacred cows. Like George Carlin, Steve Martin, and David Sedaris, she is a master of her craft, and her comedic brilliance is served up in abundance in this book. As author and humorist Roy Blount Jr. notes, “Paula Poundstone deserves to be happy. Nobody deserves to be this funny.”
Category: Humor

For This We Left Egypt

Author : Dave Barry
ISBN : 9781250110220
Genre : Religion
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The book you hold before you is no ordinary Haggadah. If you’ve ever suffered through a Seder, you’re well aware of the fact that the entire evening can last as long as the exodus from Egypt itself. There are countless stories, dozens of blessings, and far too many handwashings while the meal turns cold. Now prepare to be entertained by another version of the book that’s responsible for this interminable tradition. With this hilarious parody Haggadah from the comedic minds of Dave Barry, Alan Zweibel, and Adam Mansbach, good Jews everywhere will no longer have to sit (and sleep) through a lengthy and boring Seder. In For This We Left Egypt?, the authors will be take you through every step of the Seder, from getting rid of all the chametz in your home by setting it on fire with a kosher blowtorch to a retelling of the Passover story starring Pharaoh Schmuck and a burning bush that sounds kind of like Morgan Freeman, set against the backdrop of the Promised Land—which turned out not to be a land of milk and honey but rather one of rocks and venomous scorpions the size of Yorkshire terriers. You then eat a celebratory brisket and wrap up the whole evening by taking at least forty-five minutes to say good-bye to everyone. So gather all the Jews in your life (even the few who don’t appear to be long-suffering) and settle in for a fun way to pass the time while waiting for Elijah to show up.
Category: Religion

The 7 1 2 Habits Of Highly Humorous People

Author : David M. Jacobson
ISBN : 9781602640375
Genre : Self-Help
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Inside you'll find habits to ...Decrease Stress, Enhance Relationships, Improve Communication. Become Less Judgmental, Increase Your Ability To Experience Joy, Increase Your Ability To Perceive Humorous Situations and Help You Understand the Difference between Appropriate and Inappropriate Humor. The author has spent the past 17 years talking to audiences about this very subject. This self-help book is based on both personal experiences (living with severe arthritis for 27 years) and the best research available. The habits are based on this research and a lifetime of experiences. Now they're available to you. Interesting humor habit book stats: 7 1/2 habits for daily humor- 9 chapters -Over one hundred amusing pages of information, and inspiration - Dozens of real life anecdotes and examples - Fictional stories (including a court fable for adults) - Over a dozen pictures and pieces of art, some funny, others beautiful. - Inspirational quotes and humor quotes - Several self-help exercises - Authentically signed autographs by Groucho Marx AND Howard Hughes! - 8 Poems written by the author* - 7 1/2 Laws to live by. Let's summarize: It's fun. It's factual. It's personal. It's useful. It's inspirational. It's motivational. It's engaging. It's easy to read and you can finish the whole book in one day if you'd like! This is a book you can get excited about. Plus, it is chock full of quotations, "a picture of a caveman, A gallbladder section, a preface, a postface, a backward instead of a foreword, A Star Wars analogy, exercises, a laugh out loud page and tons of happy smiles pages. Another Discover the brand new humor theory introduced in this book. Learn about the "Humor Force" and what Darth David and Obi-wan Ke-david say about it. Learn to use Cohumorcation® Learn the art of the humor Witness State - and why it can help you and people around you. Discover what an Appendix B is and why Appendix A was removed. Find out if you are a certified highly humorous person Learn about the types of humor -- and decide which choice is best for your own sense of humor. Understand the concept of Humorgy® and learn how to humorize® Ten reasons to buy the BEST book on humor habits in the market. 1. You will not need a dictionary when you read it. (Unless you don t read/understand English). 2. It s a quick read that will put a smile on your face. 3. It s a fun conversation starter, just by holding it! 4. It is as educational as it is amusing. 5. It s filled with ideas to prompt you to think of humor in a new way. 6. There s not much repetition in it. There s not much repetition in it. 7. You will be better able to communicate with others after reading it. 8. It makes a great gift! 9. It will inspire you and raise your understanding of humor. 10. Okay, nine reasons.
Category: Self-Help

Worst Class Trip Ever

Author : SANDY BEECH
ISBN : 9781471103773
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
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SOS!! Think it would be fun to get stuck on a deserted island with the guy you sort of like? Well, try adding the girl who gets on your nerves big-time (and who's crushing on the same guy), the bossiest kid in school, your annoying little brother, and a bunch of other people. Oh, and have I mentioned that there's no way off this island, and no one knows where you are? Still sound great? Didn't think so. Now all I have to worry about is getting elected island leader while keeping my crush away from Little Miss Priss. Oh, and one other teeny-tiny little thing: surviving. Get me outta here!
Category: Juvenile Fiction