CALM AS FCK ADULT COLORING BOOK 30 SWEAR WORDS AND COLORFUL PHRASES

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Calm The Fuck Down And Color

Author : Jade Summer
ISBN : 153777915X
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Are you stressed out? Too many things to do? People in your life driving you crazy? Then you need to Calm the Fuck Down and Color! This hilarious, sarcastic, and obnoxious adult coloring book is the perfect way to relieve stress, aid relaxation, and vent, while enjoying beautiful and highly detailed mandala flower images. Each coloring page will transport you into a world of peace and make you laugh-out-loud along the way. Unlike many adult coloring books, each volume is printed on black-backed pages to prevent bleed-through, so you can use any of your favorite tools, including pens, colored pencils, and fine-tipped markers. When you're finished coloring, you can display your artwork with a standard 8.5" x 11" frame. As an added bonus, we've also included two copies of every image so you can enjoy coloring your favorite images a second time! This book includes 50 coloring pages, 25 unique images, and the following swear word phrases: Calm the Fuck Down and Color Go Fuck Yourself Chill the Fuck out Leave me the Fuck Alone Shut the Fuck up You're a Dumbass Shove it up Your Ass Kiss my fat Ass Shut up Asshole Don't be a Jackass Damn you to Hell Shut Your Damn Mouth I Don't Give a Damn God Damn it You're a Damn Fool I Don't Give a Shit Eat Shit and Die This is Bullshit Are you Shitting me? You're a Piece of Shit Son of a Bitch You're a Little Bitch Fuck That Bitch Life's a Bitch Don't be Such a Bitch Buy Now, Start Coloring, and Relax...
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Chill The Fuck Out And Color

Author : Jade Summer
ISBN : 1539674223
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AMAZON BEST SELLER | 2016 BEST GIFT IDEAS Are you stressed out? Too many things to do? People in your life driving you crazy? Then you need to Chill the Fuck Out and Color! This hilarious, sarcastic, and obnoxious adult coloring book is the perfect way to relieve stress, aid relaxation, and vent, while enjoying beautiful and highly detailed mandala flower images. Each coloring page will transport you into a world of peace and make you laugh-out-loud along the way. Use Any of Your Favorite ToolsIncluding colored pencils, pens, and fine-tipped markers. One Image Per PageEach image is printed on black-backed pages to prevent bleed-through. Display Your ArtworkYou can display your artwork with a standard 8.5" x 11" frame. Two Copies of Every ImageEnjoy coloring your favorite images a second time, color with a friend, or have an extra copy in case you make a mistake. This book includes the following phrases: Chill the fuck out and color Fuck yourself in the ass I baked you a batch of cunt muffins Slutty little cocksucker Bend over and shove this up your ass I'll throw that bitch in a ditch It's time to quit the shit Have a hot cup of shut the fuck up Lick my clit and eat my shit Fuckitty fucking fuck I didn't know shit could talk Get out of my fucking sight Die you cheating bastard Look, but don't fucking touch Here for the fucking idiot convention? You're brilliant plan just got fucked Don't get your panties in a twist My ass looks fucking great Once a bitch, always a bitch Don't be a whiny little bitch You're up shit creek without a paddle Be quiet, I'm fucking sleeping I'm the queen of fucking awesome That dumb bitch is such a slut Find you own man you slut Includes FREE Digital VersionAs a special bonus, you can download a PDF and print your favorite images to as many times as you want. Now on SaleRegular Price: $9.99 | SAVE $6.00, 60% OFF | Limited time only. Makes the Perfect GiftSurprise that special someone in your life and make them smile. Buy two copies and enjoy coloring together. Buy Now, Start Coloring, and Relax... Scroll to the top of the page and click the buy button.
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Bullshit 50 Swear Words To Color Your Anger Away

Author : Randy Johnson
ISBN : 1520548753
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File Size : 90.75 MB
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Be honest, you've had a shitty day. Work? Neighbors? Pets? Kids? They all love to stress you out. Don't bottle it up, color what you want to say! With 50 designs, we've got any curse, swear, or putdown you can imagine, ready to fucking color! Express how you really feel about your boss, bad grades, your neighbor or the DMV. Color your way to less stres! Color to your fucking hearts content! 50 Unique Designs to Color!* Dozens of coloring pages designed for adults* Each coloring page is designed to help relax and inspire* The variety of pages ensure something for every skill level* Use your choice of coloring tool (pens, pencils, markers, crayons)* Each coloring page is on a separate sheetTAGS: black coloring book, midnight coloring book, black adult coloring book, midnight adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, johanna basford,adult coloring books black background,adult coloring books black paper
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Sweary Word

Author : Coloring For Adult
ISBN : 1523711787
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Sweary Word: Adult Coloring Book: Stress Relieving Filthy Swear Word for Adult Coloring Dozens of inappropriate swear words imaginable Coloring Pages designed for Adults Coloring enthusiasts would definitely love this one, for each Swear word is Designed with patterns of cats, monkey, dogs, tiger, frog and much more Designs range in complexity from beginner to expert-level. We have carefully selected each of the designs for fun and Relaxations Each full-page image is so highly detailed you could easily spend several hours on just one image! And, each image is printed on its own page to reduce bleed-through. Your Choice of coloring tool can be used (Pens, Pencils, Markers, Crayons etc) Provides hours and hours of stress relief, mindful calm, and fun, creative expression. Join millions of adults all around the world who are rediscovering the simple relaxation and joy of coloring! Get Started Today, Stop Swearing and Start Coloring!
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Adult Coloring Books

Author : Ricky Dickman
ISBN : 1530262410
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This best selling adult coloring book is the perfect way to calm the fuck down, cool down, and relax. Relax while you color words like F***, S***, i****, D****BAG , 29 Swear Words, foul names, and dirty words to color on creative background designsCONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE. NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- TAGS: sweary words coloring book, sweary coloring book, sweary book, swearing adult coloring book, swearing coloring book , swear word coloring book, adult coloring books best sellers, coloring books for adults relaxation, cats, dogs, kittens, mandalas, stress relieving patterns, coloring pages for adults, meditation, mindfulness meditation, nature mandalas coloring books for grownups, anti-stress management, Swear Words coloring book, swear coloring book, cursing coloring book, the swear coloring book
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Adult Coloring Books Southern Swears

Author : I. Love Coloring Books
ISBN : 153299530X
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File Size : 58.30 MB
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"Colorful" sayings from the South fill the pages of Southern Swears, a new adult coloring book from I Love Coloring. They are meant for entertainment purposes and are not intended to cause harm, or insult anyone (OK they are definitely intended to insult, but in a "nice" way). Sometimes after a long hard day you just need to relax. To sit back with a glass of sweet tea and color the things you really want to say to all those people who ticked you off, bless their hearts. Southern Swears is the perfect way to unwind and release your own southern belle or good ol'boy. Enjoy these irreverent, yet beautiful adult coloring pages while you rant and relax. Then sit back and sigh "Hell Yeah" for a job well done. These single sided pages range from moderate to highly detailed and include abstract patterns... Each with its own sassy quip like "Kiss My Grits," "He's dumber than a tick on a dead dog," and my personal favorite, "I'm fixin' to throw a hissy fit!" 25 Unique Hand Curated Designs To Color Hilarious subversive sayings from south of the Mason-Dixon line incorporated into Coloring Pages designed for Adults Each "Swear word" is Designed with multilayered beautiful patterns Each Coloring Page is designed to help you blow off steam by ranting and relaxing The Variety of Pages Ensure there is something for every skill level Your Choice of coloring tool can be used (Pens, Pencils, Markers, Crayons etc) Each Page is printed on a separate sheet to avoid bleed through The book is 8" x 10" complete with 2 color test sheets Scroll Up and get your copy of Southern Swears right now, perhaps even get one for a friend so you can color and relax together! Enjoy y'all! WARNING: This swear word adult coloring book contains lots of IMMATURE ADULT LANGUAGE and is not intended for young'uns (children)."
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Adult Coloring Books Swear Words

Author : Merrily A
ISBN : 1539050963
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File Size : 33.59 MB
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Let's face it; you're going to have a shitty day. Whether it's coming from someone or something, stress gets the best of all of us. Why should you have to keep it in and wait for it to pass? Color what you want to say with our adult coloring book! With numerous designs and naughty phrases to choose from our book, you'll find the best damn phrase that fits the kind of day you're having. Express how you feel about the neighbor's dog, bad grades and more. Color the stress out with bold designs that will relax the rage that's inside you. Everyone enjoys to color, now you get to color what's on your fucking mind! This is the best gift for anyone who are facing the shit strom and want to kick it away. 30 Creative and Fun Swear Words to Color Beautiful Abstract Designs with Intricate Details Print one side of paper. Enjoy in every level beginner to advance. TAGS: black coloring book, midnight coloring book, black adult coloring book, midnight adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, johanna basford,adult coloring books black background,adult coloring books black paper
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Sassy Sayings Snarky Sarcasms Saucy Swears

Author : Cristin April Frey
ISBN : 1544840039
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Sassy Sayings, Snarky Sarcasms, & Saucy Swears is a collection of 30 uncensored adult coloring pages for you to relax and color with your bad-ass self. It is also a perfect gift for your foul-mouthed friends or family. These feisty favorites have been revised from the first edition and now they've been compiled into this second edition for you to enjoy while unleashing your sarcastic side. Each coloring page is one-sided so you don't have to worry about ruining the back side of your coloring pages if you use markers or other wet mediums. The book includes a color tester page, 4 bonus pages, and sample pages from Cristin's other books. There is a variety of original, completely hand-drawn designs and sayings from simple and easy to intricate and challenging for all skill levels or to suit your mood. It includes favorites such as "If It Requires Pants or a Bra, It's Not Happening Today" as well as the best seller from Cristin April's shop "And Not a Single F*ck Was Given That Day". You can preview Cristin's work, download free coloring pages, or purchase single pages at www.CristinApril.com. Adult coloring books are known to reduce stress, calm your thoughts, relieve anxiety, and even help with pain management. Coloring can be used to practice mindfulness and meditation as well as a way to relax. With these sassy and sweary sayings, it makes stress relief much more fun! If you have a bit of sass in your attitude, you will love this coloring book for grown-ups and you will surely get a giggle or two out of it. For more information on the author/artist, please visit her Patreon page at www.patreon.com/CristinApril.
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Just F Cking Color

Author : Cynthia Van Edwards
ISBN : 1530710855
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JUST F*CKING COLOR - "Profanity Hidden in Plain Sight!" [MATURE CONTENT] FREE PDF by Emailing publishing company at the back of the book, or buy the paperback and get the Kindle version for free!!! This is a coloring book devoted to each and every one of us and to both celebrate and chastise all the f'ing morons out there. The men and women who make your day a little bit worse. Let's collectively take a dump on the hood of their car. Take their tooth brush and scratch that moist part of your butthole with it. You know, do something nice. Show your support or contempt with your pens, pencils, crayons, markers, or lipstick! The main idea with this book was to provide the colorist with brilliant and stunning images to color, but then to really shake things up by splicing in dirty quotes, swear words, clever but vulgar sayings, sh*t like that. It's an eye raping to be sure. Only until you finish coloring each image will the true profanity take it's shape. So be brilliant you son (or daughter) of a b*tch! Show us what you've got! This book has been a collaborative effort between artists, designers, and psychologists. This book not only soothes you, but also increases mental stimulation. The pictures and designs may seem random at first glance, but they're anything but. Our idea with this project was to both inspire you, and increase neuronal activity and stimulation in a way that activates very unique parts of your mind. There are fields of research suggesting that both children and adults who work with coloring books and designs can effectively raise their IQ. So have fun, relax, let the markers and pens do what they will, and hang on for an incredible, mind altering ride! We hope to give the designer (you) a very introspective and mind expanding experience. MARKER NOTE: If you feel like using markers, we suggest Staedtler Triplus Fineliner marker pens. They're easy to use and are very good when it comes to bleeding issues. We've chosen a paper that we feel offers the best compromise between durability and brightness so that your ideas come to life without being encumbered by the paper. USE A PIECE of blank PAPER beneath your drawings as you color them, especially if you are using markers with alcohol in them. Ideally you would use map colors or colored pencils because they create the longest lasting unfading color. PLEASE: Take pictures of your finished coloring designs and post them to CYNTHIA VAN EDWARD's Facebook page. Also, if you post them in a review we will send you a free copy of any of the other books Cynthia (or our other artists) have designed. So check us out and let's see what you're made of!
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Notes To The Asshole Boyfriend

Author : Alex O'Connell
ISBN : 1533356416
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A Sweary, Coloring Book for Adults Featuring 30 Outrageous Phrases Insults and Curses This book is not only a perfect gift to your ex or asshole boyfriend, but also to your boss, friends, family, annoying guy on the street, crazy cat person, random strangers, co-workers, lazy employees and anyone who might cross your path. There's nothing that says Fuck you, Asshole! better than a well-illustrated and colored page from this book. Take a look why: Each Coloring Page is Printed on a Separate Sheet to Avoid Bleed Through Each Swear word and phrase look funny and cute, but then you can see the real anger behind them Coloring Pages in this book is Designed for Fun, Relaxation, and Anti-Stress Therapy Take a look and some irreverent phrases you will find within this book: Roses are red, Violets are blue. Garbage is dumped, now so are you. Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me? It's not your size...it's your taste in music Sorry Dick, but I think I'm in love with your mom. My cat doesn't like you. I'm not lesbian, but after this relationship, I'm working on it. My car headlights are brighter than your future. Remember God loves you. But I don't. Whatever. You are about as useful as a vibrator with no batteries. Your village called, they're missing an idiot. Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma. Do me a favor. Drop dead. Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger. You're the dick you'll never have. Damn not you again... Look! You've grew a pube... Oh wait, that's just your dick. Maybe if you water it, it will grow! I just can't take the bad sex anymore And much more! This is an adult coloring book. We recommend you keep it away from children, no matter how much they want to pet the cute drawings on the cover. I think you already thought of some asshole who would enjoy this art of yours. Even if you just want to relax, swearing is one of the best ways, along with coloring, so go ahead, get one or two copies and calm yourself the fuck down. TAGS: adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, johanna basford, leafy animals coloring book, james alexander, alex o'connell"
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