101 REASONS TO DUMP YOUR MAN AND GET A CAT

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101 Reasons To Dump Your Man And Get A Cat

Author : Molly Katz
ISBN : 9780062069504
Genre : Humor
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The modern woman has enough hassles without having to put up with the antics of the man in her life. Why endure another day of snoring, football, and wet towels on the floor? With this hilarious, fully illustrated guide, learn 101 reasons why you should dump your chump and hook up with a cat! So, besides the fact that your man's just not that into you, can he scratch his ear with his foot? Is he adorable when he pounces off the fridge onto your shoulder? Do you get to watch him nudge another man aside and eat his food? And can you improve his mood by tossing a fuzzy mousie for him to chase? Of course not. There; that's four reasons to dump him and get a cat instead! Plus, you never have to remember how your cat takes his coffee. You don't need to pretend to your cat that you haven't had many other cats. And if your cat thinks your friends are hot, so what? For every woman who's had enough of men, 101 Reasons to Dump Your Man and Get a Cat is the perfect gift—chock-full of humor, inspiration, and great advice. Why look for love in all the wrong places when it's right across the room chasing its own tail?
Category: Humor

Chicken Soup For The Soul My Cat S Life

Author : Jack Canfield
ISBN : 9781611591880
Genre : Pets
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Chicken Soup for the Soul: My Cat’s Life captures the entire arch of life with our feline friends. Readers will be moved and uplifted by these heartwarming, humorous, and inspiring stories. From kittenhood through the twilight years, our feline companions bring joy, love, and laughter to their “staff.” Chicken Soup for the Soul: My Cat’s Life captures the experience of living through the natural life cycle with our cats. Stories cover each age and stage with all the fun, frustrations, special bonds and routines involved, including special attention to senior cats and grieving.
Category: Pets

Omg Guys

Author : Jodi Miller
ISBN : 9781440524981
Genre : Humor
File Size : 66.44 MB
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He told everyone you slept together (when you didn't) He licked your face like a dog while you were making out He told you he thinks your mom is hot ...And all you can say is OMG! But then what? In this hilarious guide, comedian and coauthor of the WTF? series Jodi Miller offers real-life reactions for the ridiculous (and repulsive) everyday dating dramas you must endure. From forgetting to tell you he has crabs to his baby mama hating your guts, you'll find solutions to the dilemmas that make you say, "Oh My God!" So the next time he asks you what you think about getting a boob job, or you catch him checking out your best friend, don't cry out for divine intervention. Just consult the OMG!: Guys advisor and you'll know just what to do—any place, anywhere, any time!
Category: Humor

Chicken Soup For The Soul What I Learned From The Cat

Author : Jack Canfield
ISBN : 9781611591484
Genre : Pets
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Chicken Soup for the Soul: What I Learned from the Cat will delight readers with humorous, heartwarming, and inspiring stories about lessons our feline friends and family members have taught us. Lessons come in all shapes and sizes, like our feline friends. Cat lovers, both lifelong and reluctant, share their stories about life, love, and lessons learned from their furry companions.
Category: Pets

Chicken Soup For The Soul The Cat Did What

Author : Amy Newmark
ISBN : 9781611592375
Genre : Pets
File Size : 23.47 MB
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Our cats make us smile every day with their crazy antics and acts of love. This book is full of hilarious and heartwarming stories about our feline friends that surprise us and charm us. Chicken Soup for the Soul: The Cat Did What? will have you saying just that, as you read these 101 amazing stories about the absurdities, mischief, miracles, and magic our cats bring to our lives. Whether humorous or serious, or both, these stories will make you laugh and warm your heart.
Category: Pets

Chicken Soup For The Soul My Very Good Very Bad Cat

Author : Amy Newmark
ISBN : 9781611592559
Genre : Pets
File Size : 26.58 MB
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Sometimes you can choose your family… by choosing to love a cat! But just because they’re animals it doesn't mean they won't be as complex and individual as anyone else around. Our cats can be so good, and then they can be not-so-good, but boy do they give us great stories! This collection of 101 funny, heartwarming, and sometimes mindboggling stories is all about all the very good, very bad, simply amazing things our cats do. They come in all shapes, sizes, and personalities. From silly to sophisticated, from impish to affectionate, and everywhere in between, our cats are important and beloved members of our families. Chicken Soup for the Soul: My Very Good, Very Bad Cat will have readers of all breeds laughing, commiserating, and maybe even shedding a tear. These 101 heartwarming, humorous and completely true stories about our feline friends are sure to touch every cat lover's soul. Perfect for every cat’s person.
Category: Pets

101 Training Tips For Your Cat

Author : Carin A. Smith
ISBN : 0440505674
Genre : Pets
File Size : 69.32 MB
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Describes feline behavior, offers advice on training a cat, and discusses travel, declawing, neutering, problem behaviors, and discipline
Category: Pets

Ohne Jede Schuld

Author : Molly Katz
ISBN : 9783955306809
Genre : Fiction
File Size : 63.20 MB
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Spannung mit Gänsehautgarantie - der rasante Psychothriller von Bestsellerautorin Molly Katz! Die Nerven der Anwältin Angela Diamond liegen blank: Nicht nur, dass ihr gewalttätiger Ex-Mann mit allen Tricks versucht, das Sorgerecht für die 10-jährige Tochter Nina zu bekommen. Nun soll Angela auch noch die Verteidigung ihres Schwagers Sean Fell übernehmen, der verdächtigt wird, einen Mord begangen zu haben. Nach langem Zögern willigt sie ein. Sie weiß zwar, dass er unschuldig ist. Aber sie weiß auch, dass sie nicht die richtige Strafverteidigerin in diesem Fall ist. Denn sie selbst ist tief in den Mordfall verstrickt ... "Hochspannung bis zur letzten Seite!" (Norddeutscher Rundfunk)
Category: Fiction

Lethal Bond

Author : Gemma Halliday
ISBN : 9781940371283
Genre : Fiction
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From New York Times and USA Today Bestselling author Gemma Halliday... Her name is Bond. Jamie Bond. And her luck may have just run out. P.I. Jamie Bond knows there's corruption in the Los Angeles County D.A.'s office. What she doesn't know is how far it runs and if her on-again, off-again love interest, A.D.A. Aiden Prince, is involved. Is he aware of the danger lurking in his halls of justice? Is he dating his exotic beauty of a co-chair? And why are drug dealers making middle of the night calls to the D.A.? Jamie is determined to find out. But between one case of an "open marriage" wife who fears her husband is secretly monogamous, an Elvis obsessed musician crushing on her employee, and an over-sexed baby-boomer father, Jamie has her hands full. Not to mention one hot photographer, Danny Flynn, who seems determined to take their relationship from "best friend" to "best night of her life." The boundaries between personal and professional blur in a dangerous game of cat-and-mouse, where no one can be trusted...and not everyone will make it out alive. The Jamie Bond Mysteries: Unbreakable Bond (book #1) Secret Bond (book #2) Lethal Bond (book #3) Bond Bombshell (short story) Here's what critics are saying about Gemma Halliday's books: "A saucy combination of romance and suspense that is simply irresistible." - Chicago Tribune "Stylish... nonstop action...guaranteed to keep chick lit and mystery fans happy!" - Publishers' Weekly, starred review "Smart, funny and snappy… the perfect beach read!" - Fresh Fiction
Category: Fiction